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* The character of Dr. Not Sorry, a MadScientist that incorporates basically every CanadaEh stereotype.
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* The character of Dr. Not Sorry, a MadScientist that incorporates basically every CanadaEh Canadian stereotype.
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* "Year, month, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers cup holder]]. I needed a cup holder there."
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* "Year, month, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers cup holder]].holder. I needed a cup holder there."
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*Milo's GPS is eaten by a robot shark.
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--> '''Lydia:''' Hello Madame. What a dark, creepy volcano salon you have.
--> '''Milo:''' Why thank you. Your hair dresser today will be my brother Reginald (point to Coach). Pay no attention to the monkey on his shoulder.
--> '''Coach Nolan:''' I don't even know what's going on anymore.
--> '''Scott:''' And I'll be the hair dryer. Whoosy, whoosy, whoosy, whoo.
*Despite being in the food court, Zach somehow knows that the hairdresser has a monkey on his shoulder.
*Coach Nolan's complaining about missing his lassoing class, where he was going to get a silver 'buckaroo' belt buckle.
*During Two Truths and a Lie, Scott accuses Lydia of lying about her name, which wasn't one of the options.
*When Scott's back pops out of socket, Milo asks if he is okay. Oblivious to what's happening Coach Nolan, and standing on Scott, he says he's just 'fab'.
* Coach Nolan's motivation for trying to escape.
--> '''Nolan:''' I'm not going to spend my last moments on Earth playing a word game with two of my PE student and a Subterranean vagrant.
--> '''Milo:''' Why thank you. Your hair dresser today will be my brother Reginald (point to Coach). Pay no attention to the monkey on his shoulder.
--> '''Coach Nolan:''' I don't even know what's going on anymore.
--> '''Scott:''' And I'll be the hair dryer. Whoosy, whoosy, whoosy, whoo.
*Despite being in the food court, Zach somehow knows that the hairdresser has a monkey on his shoulder.
*Coach Nolan's complaining about missing his lassoing class, where he was going to get a silver 'buckaroo' belt buckle.
*During Two Truths and a Lie, Scott accuses Lydia of lying about her name, which wasn't one of the options.
*When Scott's back pops out of socket, Milo asks if he is okay. Oblivious to what's happening Coach Nolan, and standing on Scott, he says he's just 'fab'.
* Coach Nolan's motivation for trying to escape.
--> '''Nolan:''' I'm not going to spend my last moments on Earth playing a word game with two of my PE student and a Subterranean vagrant.
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* Pancho Sansa. '''(Guitar sting).''' Doubly funny because of the stealthy reference to [[Literature/DonQuixote.]]
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* Pancho Sansa. '''(Guitar sting).''' Doubly funny because of the stealthy reference to [[Literature/DonQuixote.]]Literature/DonQuixote.
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* Pancho Sansa. (Guitar sting). Doubly funny because of the stealthy reference to Don Quixote.
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* A dressed up Scott showing the trio with his dance moves, who just groan at his attempts to dance. [[OverlyLongGag It goes on for about a minute]]. He continues even after his boom box breaks. He is also wearing a collainder, a poncho and a ducky pool float an oven mitt and only one rain boot.
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* Pancho Sansa. (Guitar sting). '''(Guitar sting).''' Doubly funny because of the stealthy reference to Don Quixote.
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* A dressed up Scott showing the trio with his dance moves, who just groan at his attempts to dance. [[OverlyLongGag It goes on for about a minute]]. He continues even after his boom box breaks. He isalso wearing a collainder, a poncho colander and a ducky pool float an oven mitt and only one rain boot.
* A dressed up Scott showing the trio with his dance moves, who just groan at his attempts to dance. [[OverlyLongGag It goes on for about a minute]]. He continues even after his boom box breaks. He is
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* Pancho Sansa. (Guitar sting). Doubly funny because of the stealthy reference to Don Quixote.
* A dressed up Scott showing the trio with his dance moves, who just groan at his attempts to dance. [[OverlyLongGag It goes on for about a minute]]. He continues even after his boom box breaks. He is also wearing a collainder, a poncho and a ducky pool float an oven mitt and only one rain boot.
* A dressed up Scott showing the trio with his dance moves, who just groan at his attempts to dance. [[OverlyLongGag It goes on for about a minute]]. He continues even after his boom box breaks. He is also wearing a collainder, a poncho and a ducky pool float an oven mitt and only one rain boot.
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--> '''Other Man'''": Okay, maybe I deserved this."
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--> '''Other Man'''": Man''': Okay, maybe I deserved this."
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* When the chicken coop seems to just spontaneously combust, Zack complains "Murphy's Law used to be a lot more subtle and nuanced."
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* When the chicken coop seems to just spontaneously combust, Zack complains "Murphy's "You know, Murphy's Law used to be a lot more subtle nuanced and nuanced.complex."
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* Doof is genuinely excited to join Scott the undergrounder on his sewer-goingg "Adventure Boat".
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--> '''Zack:''' Wow, I had a splinter and I almost gave up.
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--> '''Zack:''' Wow, I had a splinter and I almost gave up.stayed home.
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--> '''Singers:''' You've seen him before, you're gonna see him soon ''(the cyborg bear grabs him and drags him into the bubush, where a struggle takes place) ...Okay, maybe not.
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* In order to sabotage the fixing of Bessie, [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Victor Verliezer]] encounters a deliveryman that is supposed to give them supplies. He manages to steal the supplies by claiming to be the driver's brother in-law, [[WhatAnIdiot which he buys without question]].
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* In order to sabotage the fixing of Bessie, [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Victor Verliezer]] encounters a deliveryman that is supposed to give them supplies. He manages to steal the supplies by claiming to be the driver's brother in-law, [[WhatAnIdiot which he buys without question]].question.
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--> ''' Delivery Guy:''' ''(completely cheerful)'' [[WhatAnIdiot We're Jewish.]]
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--> ''' Delivery Guy:''' ''(completely cheerful)'' [[WhatAnIdiot We're Jewish.]]
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--> '''Martin:''' How would you know what shampoo tastes like?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' I occasionally shower with my mouth open, things happen.
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--> '''Martin:''' How would you know what shampoo tastes like?
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* When the racers start driving erratically due to the pace car having a rocket engine attached, the announcer begins describing it, [[BaitAndSwitch until it turns out he's actually looking through kaleidoscope like glasses]].
* Zack trying to call the action when the cars are out of the arena. Melissa even backs away slowly.
* Following the cars leaving and Zack trying to take the announcer's place, the announcer's booth is [[ProducePelting assaulted with a number of vegetables]] and Zack questions where they would even get those in the stadium.
--> ''(cut to Bradley in the stands with a basket of said vegetables)''
--> '''Bradley:''' Get your expired vegetables to throw at lame announcers.
* Zack trying to call the action when the cars are out of the arena. Melissa even backs away slowly.
* Following the cars leaving and Zack trying to take the announcer's place, the announcer's booth is [[ProducePelting assaulted with a number of vegetables]] and Zack questions where they would even get those in the stadium.
--> ''(cut to Bradley in the stands with a basket of said vegetables)''
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* Zack trying to call the action when the cars are out of the arena. Melissa even backs away slowly.
* Following the cars leaving and Zack trying to take the announcer's place, the announcer's booth is [[ProducePelting assaulted with a number of vegetables]] and Zack questions where they would even get those in the stadium.
--> ''(cut to Bradley in the stands with a basket of said vegetables)''
--> '''Bradley:''' Get your expired vegetables to throw at lame announcers.
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* Following the cars leaving and Zack trying to take the announcer's place, the announcer's booth is [[ProducePelting assaulted with a number of vegetables]] and Zack questions where they would even get those in the stadium.
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[[folder:The Phineas and Ferb Effect]]
* The ColdOpen has Doof basically recapping the events of "Fungus Among Us," then concludes with "so, in a nutshell, what you're saying is [[SkewedPriorities you're not the pizza delivery guy?]]"
* Baljeet finds [[GeekyTurnOn Melissa's mentioning that she "did tons of research" on Murphy's Law]] ''[[GeekyTurnOn extremely]]'' [[NerdsAreSexy attractive]], going "ha cha cha" and then apologizing to Zack who exasperatedly goes [[ShesNotMyGirlfriend "We're not a couple!"]]
* "Professor Time's Building Recently Renamed for Branding Purposes!"
* Perry, Cavendish, and Dakota all grow beards in the time stream, solely because Doofenshmirtz made them.
* "'Careful or 'hurry', choose one".
* "Year, month, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers cup holder]]. I needed a cup holder there."
* This exchange:
-->'''Melissa''': What do you do when things go wrong?
-->'''Phineas''': We...have no frame of reference for that."
* "We can all live together, like a '70s sitcom, in the '50s!"
-->"''Four Men & A Platypus'' is filmed in front of a live studio audience".
* After they get stranded on an island.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': [[Series/GilligansIsland Stranded on an island, now that's a sitcom!]]
-->'''Announcer''': ''Doof Island'' was filmed in front --
-->'''Cavendish''': No, no!
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--> '''Cavendish:''' Quick, start it, let's get out of here!
--> ''' Doofenshmirtz:''' ''(in back, messing with machine)'' What does it look like I'm doing, makin' chalupas? Although, this is the same machine I use to make chalupas, so I understand the confusion.
* Doofenshmirtz admits that he was designing the Time Traveler-Inator so he could go back to the 1960's and get some Wyatt Burp soda, which was discontinued because it was [[ToxicInc killing the environment]].
--> '''Milo:''' And you still wanna drink it?
--> ''' Doofenshmirtz:''' Oh sure, I-I mean, ''I'm'' not the environment.
** A sentiment repeated by the island Dakotas, who manufacture the stuff along with laceless-shoes.
* The heroes are captured before they can use their Murphy's Law suit, and Buford laments that he probably shouldn't have been livestreaming the whole thing.
* After Milo and Phineas & Ferb finally meet, Baljeet quickly introduces himself, Buford & Candace, like he's reminding people that they're in the crossover too.
* Zack & Melissa suspect Candace is a pistachion spy because "[[SelfDeprecation no human being has a neck that long]]."
* "Nut-jobbers?" "Well, it does kinda describe us, but it's just rude."
** Gleefully flipped with Meat Bags and Phineas.
* "And let me tell you, I know when I'm not wanted!" ''(leaves then comes back seconds later)'' Is it...is it now? It's uh, it's now right?"
* Milo using Diogee as a weapon is hilarious.
* Perry's jet pack starts failing, but Milo says "Uh-oh, Murphy's Law!", reaches into his backpack, grabs a freaking long wrench and hands it to the platypus. "Here you go!" Cue the monotreme using PercussiveMaintenance on the thing once.
* Milo impressing Phineas with his backpack being full of everything they need - which in that moment includes a radiactive watermelon.
-->'''Phineas''': How have we not met before today!?
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[[folder:Snow Way Out]]
* "All right... go ahead..." (Smashes computer) "Oop. I panicked!"
* The clip-show Dakota showed their bosses of the pistachios getting destroyed.
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[[folder:Teacher Feature]]
* "Diogee, go home. Oh... I don't care."
* A dressed up Scott showing the trio with his dance moves, who just groan at his attempts to dance. [[OverlyLongGag It goes on for about a minute]].
** Diogee [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere voluntarily goes home]] while this happens.
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[[folder:Picture Day]]
* Even the teachers are prepared for picture day.
--> '''Mr. Drako:''' I love picture day. Tell me, does this cape make me look pale?
--> ''' Principal Milder:''' Sure, it's the cape.
* Chad overhears Milo say he "doesn't show up on film" and immediately jumps to conclusions.
--> '''Chad:''' Mort, Milo doesn't show up on film.
--> '''Mort:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
--> '''Chad:''' He must've been bitten by...
--> '''Mort:''' A ghost!
--> ''' Chad:''' Yes. Wait, what? No, ghosts don't have teeth.
--> ''' Mort:''' What about a shark ghost?
* "We've never seen Mr. Drako bite anyone. We don't even know he's a vampire; he may just have an accent, and weird hair, and a cape, and a coffin and...''(gasps).''
* Apparently something happened last year when they attempted to take Milo's picture.
--> '''Milo:''' Oh hi same guy from last year ''(the cameraman [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl emits a girly scream]] and runs off)'' I'm surprised he came back.
* Chad then offers to take a picture with his phone, but his battery is dead. Then Mort tries, but his phone is somehow replaced with a bagel.
* When Cavendish is trying to figure out the meaning of their new employer, [[FunWithAcronyms P. I. G.]], Dakota suggests it stands for "Pig In a Glanket." "I needed a 'G'."
** Later he suggests a glanket is a real thing (a glow-in-the dark blanket) He's right.
* Chad's plan to prove Milo's a vampire is to hit him with water balloons filled with garlic, and see if he freaks out.
--> '''Mort:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, cause regular people don't freak out when you hit them with a balloon full of stinky water.]]
* The kids are at the police station to identify who caused problems at the airport. Despite the culprit being Zippy, the World's Fastest Koala, Milo & Zack still seem unsure.
* At the end, [[spoiler: the picture in the yearbook ends up being the selfie of the Yeti]].
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[[folder:Agee Ientee Diogee]]
* The character of Dr. Not Sorry, a MadScientist that incorporates basically every CanadaEh stereotype.
* The flashback starts with Milo & Melissa walking down the street. Doof interrupts to admit that he doesn't remember this part, 'cause he never saw it, but "this is apparently where the story is starting."
* Doof calls Diogee "Nigel Weatherbone" since it sounds like an agent name, and it has bone in it. [[DontExplainTheJoke 'Cause he’s a dog.]]
* After Diogee "attacks" Doof, then licks him, he hopes no one is filming him because he came off "a little less than manly." Cut to Monogram & Carl laughing their asses off.
* This exchange:
--> '''Monogram:''' That Agent G is amazing. I'm gonna throw some doodlesack on the barbeque for his triumphant return.
--> '''Carl:''' Um sir, "doodlesack" means "bagpipe" in German.
--> '''Monogram:''' Uh, I knew that. It's uh, a German delicacy, fried bagpipe.
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[[folder:Game Night]]
* Melissa's description of game night.
--> '''Melissa:''' Ah, the spirit of crushing your enemies and seeing them driven before you.
* Milo and his family once tried playing cards, but it didn't go well:
--> ''(Milo and his family are around a table, each one holding a hand of cards)''
--> '''Milo:''' Got any threes?
--> ''(Suddenly, a [[ThreateningShark shark]] appears out of nowhere and eats the table)''
* One of the board games is called "No Dice" with the box featuring two mobsters confronting a guy tied to a chair, with the tagline "the last board game you'll ever play." Also, despite the name, it has nothing in it but dice.
* Melissa likes being the banker
--> '''Melissa:''' I'm the banker, I'm the banker. I control everything! Free will is an illusion propagated by the bourgeois.
* Zack [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] why the Lardy Boy game token has a skeleton. [[note]] A bit of BlackComedy there, since Lardy Boy is a mascot, so that's probably the skeleton of the person inside the costume. [[/note]]
* After Dakota & Cavendish disrupt the game by using the Murphy's table to block a deadly vortex, Dakota mentions they passed at least four furniture stores on the way over.
* Dakota & Cavendish are invited to join the game.
--> '''Dakota:''' Okay, I'll be the old gum.
--> '''Milo:''' Is that a playing piece?
--> '''Dakota:''' It is now.
* Doofenshmirtz's cameo.
* The aim of the Lard World game is to earn the gratitude of the spaghetti people. At the end of the episode, they actually show up.
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[[folder:Pace Makes Waste]]
* Brohama the llama, the llama that literally sellable itself.
-->"Buy a llama, for your mama."
* Doof calls up Martin to ask about the yellow liquid in the fridge that tastes like shampoo [[note]] It's actually lemonade. [[/note]]
--> '''Martin:''' How would you know what shampoo tastes like?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' I occasionally shower with my mouth open, things happen.
* Melissa lamp shading the oddity of the situation:
-->"Milo in the safety car; that's ironic."
* When the racers start driving erratically due to the pace car having a rocket engine attached, the announcer begins describing it, [[BaitAndSwitch until it turns out he's actually looking through kaleidoscope like glasses]].
* Zack trying to call the action when the cars are out of the arena. Melissa even backs away slowly.
* Following the cars leaving and Zack trying to take the announcer's place, the announcer's booth is [[ProducePelting assaulted with a number of vegetables]] and Zack questions where they would even get those in the stadium.
--> ''(cut to Bradley in the stands with a basket of said vegetables)''
--> '''Bradley:''' Get your expired vegetables to throw at lame announcers.
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[[folder:Cake 'Splosion!]]
* Milo tries to convince Basil Bravo to make Amanda Milo's partner for "Cake 'Splosion".
-->'''Milo:''' She loves you ''and'' your show.\\
'''Bravo:''' She does? Those are my two favorite things!
* "My name is Amanda Lopez and it's been my dream to be on "Cake Splosion" for almost two-thirds of my entire life. And before that, I was an infant and had no knowledge of your show."
* Milo and Zack awkwardly give up after they can't decide on whether to do a high-five or a fist-bump.
* Amanda prefers to call Murphy's Law "the thing which shall not be named." Milo keeps almost saying it only for her to cover his mouth. Then when Amanda has her epiphany at the end:
-->'''Amanda:''' Things go wrong with or without the thing which shall not be named.\\
'''Milo:''' You mean Murphy's L-\\
'''Amanda:''' (covers his mouth) No one listens!
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[[folder:Lady Krillers]]
* The beginning is a rundown of the all the previous [[ShowWithinAShow Krill Hunter]] movies, many of which have [[IncrediblyLamePun extremely punny titles]] i.e. "Krilling Me Softly" or [[Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies The Beverly Krillbillies]].
** The movie that was being made in "Star Struck" has the subtitle of "We Don't Know what we're doing."
** In "Star Struck," the director said "We can make a whole move out of this chase sequence!" When describing the audience reactions to the various movies, the in-universe voice over says "You were confused by the car chase." So apparently, the director was wrong.
* Tobias Trollhammer needs the Krill Hunter movies to keep his house.
--> '''Tobias:''' I could sell my house for a million dollars, but I can't live in a million dollars. What am I, a silverfish?
* At end, Milo asks the director won't fans be confused about Tobias now being the villain after having been the hero for so long. The director replies that they don't care about things like that.
* The ending features a kid named Billy Bison, who suffers from "Bison's Law" which is like MurphysLaw, except it summons bison, apparently. He shows all the times he appeared in the episode, which is just him added to previously existing scenes.
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[[folder:Doof's Day Out]]
* One of Sara's complaints about wanting Doofenshmirtz to leave involves him listening in on her cell phone conversation, while he's sitting literally a few inches away with a complex listening device.
* Sara is trying to get along with Dr. Doof, but it goes poorly.
--> '''Sara:''' Hey, those are some nice Dr. Zone pajamas you have there. I have limited edition curtains just like those.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Pretty sure you meant "had."
--> ''(cuts to Sara's room with cutouts in said curtains as she screams).''
* Apparently, what is Doof's normal routine.
--> '''Martin:''' So Doof, what's on the agenda for today?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Oh just the usual; 8 hours or so of sitting on the couch, staring out the window. It's a busy day.
--> ''' Martin:''' You might want to open the blinds this time.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Oh, I just thought it was really beige out there.
* Doof's explanation of why he can't go outside:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' I'm waiting for destiny, I don't want to be out when it knocks.
--> '''Milo:''' ''(confused)'' Destiny knocks?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Maybe that's opportunity. Opportunity knocks, destiny does something else; it calls, it texts, it rings the doorbell, I don't know.
* Doof's opinion of the boring museum guide: "Man, this guy really makes biology...what's the opposite of 'come alive,' 'go dead?' Basically, he kills biology."
* Zack & Melissa in the alimentary canal exhibit:
--> '''Zack:''' This looks like my old ''alimentary'' school.
--> '''Melissa:''' ''(punches him in the arm)'' No puns!
--> '''Zack:''' Totally WorthIt.
* "Ahh! He's using his hands like people! None of you find that even a little bit creepy?"
* The RunningGag of Doof referring to Martin & Brigette as "mom & dad" and them reminding him that they aren't his parents.
* After Doof’s Day seems to have failed:
--> ''(Sara, wearing a Time Ape costume, encounters a sad Doof on the couch)''
--> '''Sara:''' Hey Dr. D, what are you watching?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' I don't know, it's just this sad man sitting on the couch in the dark. It's um, it's just terrible.
--> '''Sara:''' You know the TV's not on, right?
* While Doof is giving his speech after winning an award for saving the city, a band starts to play him off.
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[[folder:Disco Do-Over]]
* Doof listens to Martin's story about the young couple that competed in the skating contest.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Oh, who were they, what were their names?!
--> '''Martin:''' ''(referring to himself and Brigette)'' It was us Doof.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You and me? I have no recollection of that.]]
* The B-plot involves Cavendish & Dakota retrieving lawn gnomes from a cranky old woman.
--> '''Dakota:''' Who knew lawn gnomes were alien in origin?
--> ''' Cavendish:''' ''(holds a lawn gnome that says "property of Drusselstein" on its' foot)'' Well, not all of them; this one appears to be from...Drusselstien. Hmm [[SelfDeprecation sounds made up.]]
--> '''Dakota:''' Everything is made up; "spatula," "meringue," "Cavendish."
--> '''Cavendish:''' [[{{Touche}} Touche]].
--> '''Dakota:''' "Touche", it's all made up words.
* Doof to Martin & Brigette "Is that your routine, or did you get a bee stuck in your underwear? [[NoodleIncident Cause I've had that happen."]]
* The audience doesn't ever see [[TheRival Pete & Tina's]] dance, instead hearing [[TakeOurWordForIt the reactions to it from the two guys manning the skate rentals]].
* Martin preparing for emergency:
--> '''Martin:''' Just to save time, I'm going to dial 9-1 now. [[BaitAndSwitch It's the first two digits of my friend Ed's phone number, he can drive us to the hospital]].
* "This may be hard, but the world ain't all kittens & rainbows. ''(a rainbow effect appears over them)'' Okay, well, it's not all kittens. ''(sees several kitten posters on the wall)'' Huh, well, I guess it is all kittens & rainbows."
* TheReveal of why getting the lawn gnomes was so important- it's converted alien waste.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Ticking Clock]]
* Zack observes how Murphy's Law causes parking meters to run out of time as Milo walks by them. Except for one that catches fire. And then gets squashed by a falling safe. And ''then'' falls into a sinkhole and is consumed by yet more fire.
* What is the origin of the name of Old Bessie, the town clock tower?
--> '''Melissa:''' They name everything in this town. This bus stop is named Steve.
--> '''Milo:''' His full name is Steven.
* Melissa's great grandmother Abigail, in addition to making Bessie, also invented a primitive form of texting, apparently.
--> ''(a DeliberatelyMonochrome scene with Abigail and another guy sitting on a bench)''
--> ''' Old Timey Guy:''' How the elephant got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
--> '' (Abigail reaches into her purse and pulls out a sign reading "LOL")''
* Major Monogram briefing Perry should feel right out of Phineas and Ferb, but because Doofenshmirtz is reformed...
-->'''Monogram:''' Now that Doofenshmirtz is no longer evil, he's decided to use his inators to help people. I need you to get out there and stop Doofenshmirtz" ''(Perry appears understandably confused, and then Carl turns over Monogram's paper)'' "Oh, from uh, accidentally hurting someone while trying to help them."
* Melissa's only seen Milo angry once before; when some squirrels stole his sandwich.
--> '''Milo:''' What do squirrels even want with tuna? They don't come across it in the wild. It's just weird!
* In order to sabotage the fixing of Bessie, [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Victor Verliezer]] encounters a deliveryman that is supposed to give them supplies. He manages to steal the supplies by claiming to be the driver's brother in-law, [[WhatAnIdiot which he buys without question]].
--> '''Victor:''' ''(to the deliveryman)'' We'll see you at Christmas.
--> ''' Delivery Guy:''' ''(completely cheerful)'' [[WhatAnIdiot We're Jewish.]]
* "A robot carrying a girl? Wow, that fortune cookie was right."
* While helping fix the clock, a bolt pops out and looks like it took off Zack's arm, only for him to reveal he was faking it.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Managing Murphy's Law]]
* Amanda becomes the band manager:
-->'''Amanda:''' I'm your new manager!\\
'''Zack:''' You are?! Since when?\\
'''Amanda:''' Since five seconds ago. Were you not listening?\\
''(Flashback to seconds ago)''\\
'''Amanda:''' I'm your new manager!\\
'''Zack:''' Wow. I guess I wasn't listening.
* The band suggests new names:
-->'''Zack:''' What about "Zack of All Trades"? Or "Murphy's Lawyers"?\\
'''Melissa:''' "Melissa and the Who Cares Who Elses"?
* The fact that Amanda can apparently get anyone to do anything just by texting them.[[note]] Especially Lydia, who as she put it "obeys her orders without question." [[/note]] Even Cavendish & Dakota, who she has never interacted with.
* All of [[NoodleIncident the weird situations Cavendish & Dakota get into]] thanks to the alien device. The best is them jousting with pool noodles while riding Segways.
* [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Jeremy]] [[NiceGuy of all people]] [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness getting progressively angrier]] with Cavendish & Dakota each time they come through the drive-thru.
* The video that was shown to explain the alien device:
-->''[a man on a video is riding a shopping cart]''\\
'''Man:''' [[Film/Titanic1997 I'm king of the world!]]\\
''[scene cuts to said man now being loaded into the back of a police car]''\\
'''Man:''' I-I don't know how I got here, I swear; I saw a UFO.
* Zack's potentially worse band names.
-->'''Zack:''' How about the "Lizardd [[note]] No that's not a mistake, that's how it's spelled on the list [[/note]] of Oz?"\\
'''Melissa:''' How about the Lizardd of no way?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Field of Screams]]
* "Can you imagine Zack with real pigs? All that squealing? Zack, not the pigs"
* Uncle Cornelius's last words to the gang before he leaves:
-->'''Cornelius:''' [[ToiletHumor Watch where you step, that's not all mud.]]
* Zack's EpicFail at milking a cow.
* The three kids have to deal with a horse named [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast "Old Facekicker"]].
--> '''Melissa:''' Question, his name is "Old Facekicker?"
--> '''Milo:''' It's a little bit of an exaggeration.
--> '''Melissa:''' Really?
--> '''Milo:''' Yeah. [[BaitAndSwitch He's not really that old]].
* When Dakota attempts to remind Cavendish of what the old farmer said, so they can gain access to his farm, he instead gets Zack's "You? a city boy? I don't think so" flashback instead.
--> '''Cavendish:''' What was that?
--> '''Dakota:''' I don't know. Must be someone else's Flashback.
* When the chicken coop seems to just spontaneously combust, Zack complains "Murphy's Law used to be a lot more subtle and nuanced."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Spy Little Sister!]]
* Milo and Zack's robot flies into Joni's lunch. Milo runs to Joni and offers her a tissue to clean herself- hey, hold on... what's with the background music? Why is this played as a romantic scene, didn't previous episodes establish Milo and [[ThePerfectionist Amanda]] were going to be a thing instead? Where's Amand- oh, there she is. [[ClingyJealousGirl Seething.]]
** Becomes a FunnyBackgroundEvent in which Amanda attacks [[ButtMonkey Joni]] when Milo returns to his seat.
--->'''Amanda:''' He's mine! He's mine! ''He's miiiine!''
* Brick being left behind by Savannah triggers flashbacks about being forgotten at the playground as a little kid, being forgotten at the zoo during an elementary school field trip, and being ditched by his prom date as an awkward teenager with acne and BracesOfOrthodonticOverkill. These are funny enough in a BlackComedy sort of way, but it's especially funny in that he's wearing a tuxedo in all of them.
* Melissa and Savannah find out that one of Doof's inators seems to be the cause of the mayhem they're witnessing at the science fair, so they go back in time to interrogate Heinz. However, they go back in time a little too much and catch [[FanDisservice Doof in a bathrobe clipping his toenails]].
* Doof's box of robot parts has "Evil Inc." written on it, with "Evil" crossed out and replaced by "I'm nice now."
* As Melissa runs off to help Savannah battle the rouge robot, she runs back for a few seconds to punch Zack in the arm for commenting on her "femergy."
--> '''Zack:''' [[CallBack A delicate flower]].
* "Wait, the Turn-Inanimate-Objects-Evil-Inator bulb was in the box? I can't imagine I would be irresponsible enough to... yeah, probably."
* After going back in time, Melissa attempts to warn her friends about their robot.
--> '''Melissa:''' ''(talking fast)'' Your robot is gonna go nuts and destroy the city! There's an evil lightbulb in your box of parts!
--> '''Milo:''' Or, "Hi, Milo."
* The subplot involves Brick going to the YouGoGirl seminar that Melissa was going to go to and hanging out with an old lady. When Savannah retrieves him at the end, the old lady is relieved because "he was so needy."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Milo's Shadow]]
* "So you're saying the word "cowboy" has absolutely nothing to do with cows or boys?"
* Doof explaining his life:
--> '''Doofenshmitz:''' You see, bad things happen to me all the time. Like, seriously, it's practically my own MurphysLaw; like "Doof's Law," or "Doof's...Heinz Law...Heinz Law." It's like coleslaw, but it's "heinzlaw". I should market that ''(sings)'' if you're looking for a food you can take on a picnic, try Heinzlaw! It's 30% horseradish.
* And it goes on:
--> '''Zack:''' So, you're just going to come to school with us today?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Yup.
--> '''Melissa:''' You still don't have a job, or something else you should be doing?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Nope. ''(long awkward pause, as a tumbleweed blows by)'' Did I tell you guys how I was raised by ocelots?
--> '''Melissa:''' ''(relieved)'' Oh, here's the bus.
* Scott, upon seeing the crashed school bus:
-->Scott: [[CloudCuckoolander Oh, the bus fairy got my letter!"]]
* Doof is surprised by how Milo handles the bus crash.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Interesting, I would've continued with the thing that I was doing.
--> '''Melissa:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Opening a ream of paper on the school bus so it crashes into the subway?]]
* "So, what's on the docket for P.E. Class? What kind of crazy shenanigans can we expect today? A barrage of flaming volleyballs, or a marauding band of lacrosse sticks?"
* The subplot involved Cavendish visiting a group of believers in aliens, the [[FunWithAcronyms Konsortium Of Otherworldly Knowledge Seekers]].
--> '''Cavendish:''' Just one question; you spelled "consortium" with a "K." You realize that's a "C", yes?
--> '''Man:''' Yes, but then it would spell C.O.O.K.S.
--> '''Coach Mitchell:''' And we are not cooks. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Well, except for Evan.]]
** [[InsaneTrollLogic What counts as alien activity. The Coach's story is that he fell asleep in his car, and when he woke up, an hour was missing, ergo it was due to aliens.]]
* "Wow, you know, when I was in middle school, we didn't have things like 'computers,' and 'cellphones' and 'indoor plumbing' or indoor anything, really. We went to school outside, where teachers would just throw pinecones at us."
*
--> ''(Milo manages to prevent a ceiling fan from falling on Doof)''
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' That-that must have been your bad, because if it was Heinz Law, it would've hit me right on the... ''(ceiling fan falls on him)'' See, see, like that ''(another fan falls on him)'' Okay, now it's not believable! ''(a third fan falls on him)'' [[LampshadeHanging Seriously, how many ceiling fans are there in that one spot?]]
* "Okay, so the fire is out, but hey guys, don't get that stuff in your mouth; it's 70% horseradish."
* Cavendish prepares to wow the alien lovers:
--> '''Cavendish:''' Hang on to your hats gentlemen, and prepare to have your minds blown. ''(sees Chaffe digging his finger in his ear, then looking at it)'' I mean, those of you who have one to blow.
* Doof's victory dance.
-->Look at me mama, I'm like a cereal commercial from the 80's.
* Milo attempts to impart his wisdom unto Doof:
--> '''Milo:''' You know, you can seriously limit the number of bad things that happen to you, just by thinking things through a little better, Dr. D.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Thinking? Things through? A little better? Dr. D? ''([[{{Beat}} long awkward pause, as the tumbleweed rolls by again]])'' [[IgnoredEpiphany Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sick Day]]
* Life without Milo is apparently boring:
--> '''Zack:''' I actually had to ride the bus to school today. I'm boring myself just talking about it.
* Doofenshmirtz shows Perry his house with a "Doofenshmirtz Good Incorporated" sign on it.
--> '''Singers:''' Doofenshmirtz Good Incorporated!
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' I have no idea where that comes from.
* Doof is trying to convince Perry to join him:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz''': "Whatta say? Do-Gooder Doof and his platypus partner in...not in crime in...in some other thing."
* Monogram offering Perry cookies that Carl made, shaped like his face.
--> '''Carl''': "They uh, they taste better than they look, but that's not saying much."
** [[BrickJoke Later]], when Doof leaves Perry:
--> '''Carl:''' Did he like my cookies?
--> '''Monogram:''' No one likes your cookies, Carl.
* Pretty much all the antics of [[ThoseTwoGuys Loab & Khone]], especially when they have to pose as Diogee's water & food dish, respectively.
--> '''Khone:''' ''(disgusted)'' He ate food out of my mouth!
--> '''Loab:''' I think he licked my tongue. Does that mean we're married now?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Freefall]]
* Melissa describes immersion therapy:
-->'''Melissa:''' It's like, if you're afraid of scorpions, you stick your face in a jar of scorpions!\\
'''Zack:''' That's a terrible idea! You'd get stung on the face by a whole jar of scorpions!\\
'''Melissa:''' Okay, bad example...
** A few moments later, Milo goes through the contents of his pack looking for a parachute and one of the things he finds is...a jar full of scorpions.
* When Zack's parachute fails and he grabs onto Melissa's foot to save himself:
-->'''Zack:''' Melissa, your feet are my new best friend!\\
'''Melissa:''' I dig 'em too!
* Melissa is a little upset that it's simulated and not real skydiving.
--> '''Melissa:''' Aw lousy restrictions on potentially life threatening extreme sports ruining all my fun, again.
--> '''Milo:''' Melissa, you were 7 years old; [[NoodleIncident they weren't gonna let you in the shark cage.]]
--> '''Melissa:''' I was ready.
* Dakota & Cavendish are flying in a plane, which the latter isn't happy about.
--> '''Dakota:''' Someone woke up on the wrong side of credenza this morning.
--> '''Cavendish:''' A credenza is is a desk.
--> '''Dakota:''' I know, I just said it 'cause it sounds old fashioned.
* The "Elliott Brand Safety Chutes" which are good until October 3rd. [[OhCrap Too bad it's October 4th.]] Luckily, Milo had other chutes, but he bought them the same day, so they all fail...except for the last one, which he bought a day later.
* As the gang heads towards jagged spires, Diogee attempts to save them with a mattress from a neighbors garage sale. However, an updraft blows them away, but it's just as well, as Melissa notes [[ComicallyMissingThePoint that it was a twin mattress and wouldn't fit them all anyway.]]
* The Government Agents are back:
--> '''Lieutenant Tennant:''' I think we snagged a flat badger that's been painted to look like a parachute.
--> '''Colonel Niblet:''' A flat badger? In the air?
--> '''Lieutenant Tennant:''' [[CaptainObvious Or, maybe it's just an actual parachute.]]
* Despite Lt. Tennant mocking him, Col. Niblet instead congratulates him on doing a spot on impression of him.
--> '''Lieutenant Tennant:''' ''(mockingly)'' Actually, that was pretty good, it sounds just like me.
--> '''Colonel Niblet:''' ''(offscreen)'' You're blowing my mind, lieutenant!
* "Dad blast it!" "Your dad's not here sir," "Well then someone else blast it."
* Fortunately for them, Milo and crew manage to snag the banner off of Dakota & Cavendish's plane and float towards Earth.
--> '''Melissa:''' Now we're gonna hit the ground at a non-fatal velocity.
--> '''Zack:''' That's my favorite kind of velocity.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Milo's World]]
* Zack & Melissa trolling Neil by acting as though "from the comic shop" is his last name.
* Zack describes how Milo is like a wizard, and the image changes to show him as such. Then he mentions everything he doesn't have, like a hat or beard, with the picture eventually looking like it did before.
* Milo's backpack can hold everything it does because it's apparently a magic BagOfHolding.
-->'''Zack''': He might also just repack it every day, but that's boring, so forget that."
* After Chad makes his dramatic introduction:
--> '''Zack:''' Was Chad sitting there the whole time?
--> '''Melissa:''' He's got food.
** Chad's story paints Milo as [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles a Harry Dresden type]].
** Also, there is no MurphysLaw, it's all ghosts, (including dragon ghosts) and Milo got his backpack from Bigfoot. That one finally causes Melissa to end things.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Dog Walker, Runner, Screamer]]
* Elliott stops Bradley from throwing a football, then promptly gets tackled by several football players.
--> '''Milo:''' Are you okay Elliott?
--> '''Elliott:''' ''(weakly)'' No, I injured my, well I guess my everything.
* While working in the sewers, Dakota & Cavendish find an alien sphere that allows things to float.
--> '''Cavendish:''' We've just discovered an unidentified alien object with anti-gravity properties. Oh, I feel like Sir Isaac Newton!
--> '''Dakota:''' Anti-gravity? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wouldn't that make you the opposite of Sir Isaac Newton?]]
* Milo visits Elliott in the hospital:
--> '''Milo:''' Is there anything I can do to help you out?
--> '''Elliott''' Besides moving to another state?
--> '''Milo:''' ''(laughs)'' Oh, you're not kidding.
* Elliott likes his dog walker job, because as he says, it's the only job where he gets paid.
* Diogee's reactions to the [[AbhorrentAdmirer poodle that likes him.]]
* A baseball ends up in an automobile factory, causing it to be spraypainted and have screws added to it.
--> '''Mechanical Arm #1:''' I don't think that was a car.
--> '''Mechanical Arm #2:''' Keep your head down, or we'll get replaced by a human. [[DontExplainTheJoke See, that's ironic, because we are taking human jobs.]]
--> '''Mechanical Arm #1:''' I understand the sarcasm, what do you think I am, a Model 3?
--> '''Both:''' ''(laugh, then long pause)'' [[KillAllHumans Kill the humans.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Now I Am a Murphy]]
* The Murphy women visit the art museum with Doofenshmirtz, when he accidentally activates an inator of his, [[AnimateInanimateObject turning all the art around them alive]] and causing a ruckus. However, [[InsistentTerminology Doof wouldn't call them "alive"]], as "alive" implies that the objects received a soul, preferring to instead call them "animated... [[MediumAwareness and expertly storyboarded]]". [[BreakingTheFourthWall Cut to a photo of storyboard artist James Kim while drawing a storyboard of the previous frame]] as a jingle plays.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': Just became a daddy!
* Milo wonders if the big secret is that he's an alien and says how cool that would be, with Martin & Brigette both adding in to it.
* Milo learning about the ancient ritual that all Murphy men go through which happens when they find a boombox in the attic.
--> '''Milo:''' Ancient ritual? Weren't boom boxes invented in the 80's?
--> '''Martin:''' Yeah well, I guess it's not that ancient.
* Doof's opinion on modern art. "It looks like Jackson Pollock threw up on a Picasso. Anybody can make modern art these days, I mean, look at this ''(pretending to talk like the statue)'' 'look at me, I'm a horse with a toilet for a head!' What's that even mean?"
* Grandpa Murphy [[DoIReallySoundLikeThat not liking the sound of]] [[SelfDeprecation his own]] [[Creator/FredWillard voice]]. Grandma Murphy has the same reaction to her voice.
* Sara adding [[MusicalSting "bum bum bum!"]] whenever "Dead Man's Bluff" is said.
--> '''Sara:''' ''(MicDrop)'' Sara, out.
** The sign outside of Blind Man’s Bluff actually says “Blind Man’s Bluff Bum Bum Bum”.
* Grandpa Murphy tells Milo the story of Jebediah Murphy and his son and says that no one who has ever attempted the test has made it out alive. Milo then points out that clearly he and his dad survived.
* [[ARareSentence "I'm beginning to think it might've been a mistake to put a cyborg brain into a wounded grizzly, and give him one instruction- destroy man."]]
* [[RascallyRaccoon Recurring Raccoon's]] appearance:
--> '''Singers:''' You've seen him before, you're gonna see him soon ''(the cyborg bear grabs him and drags him into the bu
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Abducting Murphy's Law]]
* When Scott the Undergrounder gives a despondent Cavendish hope:
-->'''Cavendish:'''"You know, people don't give you enough credit, because you live underground and you're well, filthy, but you are wise beyond your social strata."
* Zack & Melissa come over to hang with Milo [[note]] unknown to them, actually a robot [[/note]], but he's not ready:
--> '''Melissa:''' Okay, we'll be hanging with Dr. D.
--> '''Zack:''' Sounds like a TV show.
--> '' (a title card featuring Zack, Melissa with pigtails, Doof in a dragon costume all sitting on the couch, and & crude smiling lamp in front of a rainbow that reads "Hanging With Doctor D")''
--> '''Singers:''' Hanging with Doctor D!
* Melissa & Zack waiting in Doof's office.
--> '''Melissa:''' So, do you have any new "do good inators" you'd like to show us?
--> '''Zack:''' ''(under his breath)'' Why?
--> '''Melissa:''' ''(under breath)'' I was bored.
--> '''Zack:''' ''(under breath)'' We were safe!
* After several inators malfunction:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': "I'm sorry kids, my inators aren't working like they used to ''(an inator on the rug explodes)'' or, I guess, exactly like they used to, which is, you know, the problem."
* "Oh what does he know? He's just a boss person, with meetings & memos, and one of those little putting greens in his office, I assume."
* Dakota apparently has different tracksuits for eating & running.
* Doof tries to explain how his device can track Milo and avoid the usual calamities that befall him.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Well actually, the stuff that goes wrong around me is different. It's caused by my uh...uh...
--> '''Melissa:''' Stupidity?
--> '''Zack:''' Incompetence?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' I was going to say "poor planning," but thank you for that.
* Melissa helps Doof regain his confidence to help find Milo.
--> '''Melissa:''' You're a great inventor; you made us float upside down, you turned apples into ice cream. And, most importantly, you saved Zack's life.
--> '''Zack:''' Oh...[[BigWhat what?!]]
--> '''Melissa:''' After you turned him inside out.
--> '''Zack:''' Wait, what?!
--> '''Melissa:''' And erased his memory of the whole event.
** Later:
--> '''Zack:''' What did I look like?
--> '''Melissa:''' Inside out? You looked great.
--> '''Zack:''' Really?
--> '''Melissa:''' No not really, you were gross.
* After Milo is captured he's strapped to a table and asks where his backpack is. The Alien Commander then shows his backpack, strapped to another table.
* When interrogated by the Octalians, their translators are affected by MurphysLaw, so it sounds like they want to eat Milo, and all attempts to communicate with him only make him even more nervous.
* [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Milo also went missing last season.]] Specifically, fall.
* One Octalian's depiction of what he thinks is going on the vents, showing a crude drawing of Milo having webbed up the others and feeding them to his "hatchlings."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Goulash Legacy]]
* Essentially the whole premise of the episode; a goulash headed robot that saved humanity from rogue screech owls.
* Doof introducing Norm to the kids.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Oh sorry Norm, this is a whole new series... [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall of events that transpired.]]
* Norm's reaction to Doof's failed attempt to fit him to a new robot body: "[[WaxingLyrical I ain't got no body.]] I joke to hide my pain."
* Doof having to explain how his "Chicken-Replace Inator" works:
--> '''Melissa:''' You turned the goulash into a chicken?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' No, I didn't turn the goulash into a chicken, it's not magic. It just switched places with the nearest chicken--science.
** Despite this, people keep commenting on the goulash being turned into a chicken, with Doof replying how no one listened to him.
* Melissa & Milo's [[HurricaneOfPuns foot related puns]] after Zack accidentally uses the Hand-to-Foot-Inator on himself.
* "Oh no, my one weakness is [[WeaksauceWeakness sky banners!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Dog Who Knew Too Much]]
* The kids pageant is being held at the Museum of Sharp Objects.
** The emcee for said pageant talks about how his brother told him to get into real estate, but he chose to buy the museum, and now his brother is a success.
* Monogram & Carl debating what seasonal color Perry's dress is.
*
--> '''Sara:''' These aren't all mine, most of them are labcoats that are dirty. Except for this one ''(holds up coat)'' it's burnt.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Hey, I can take a hint. That was a hint right? It sounded hinty.
--> '''Sara:''' If by "hint" you mean I was referring to you being the dirty clothes culprit, then yes.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Mom! Sara's being mean to me!
--> '''Brigette:''' I'm not your mom, and Sara [[ImmediateSelfContradiction stop being mean to your brother.]]
* "Come back doggie, I'm not going to hurt you. I just want to pet you...using this spear."
* Heinz and Sara manage to trap the Hamper Helperer-Inator in a garbage bin, as they high five. However, as Sara remembers that the Inator going haywire was Doof's fault in the first place, she demands her high-five ''back''. And take it back she does.
-->'''Heinz:''' Oh, that's harsh, bro.
* Doof ends up accidentally destroying his device, as per usual.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Oh sorry, I hit the self-destruct button with my nose.
--> '''Sara:''' Your hamper has a self-destruct?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Yours doesn't?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Adventure Buddies]]
* The episode begins with Vanessa helping to chisel her dad's head out of a block of concrete. During this, Doof says he learned that construction workers don't want his advice.
* When she suggests he make up with Perry, he refuses unless Perry calls him first. Vanessa then reminds him that Perry can't talk.
* Brigette leaves Doof in charge of watching Diogee while she leaves. As Doof tells her how he'll handle it, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Diogee can be seen breaking through the fence in the backyard]].
* Doof is genuinely excited to join Scott the undergrounder on his sewer-goingg "Adventure Boat".
-->'''Doof:''' Oh this is great! we're gonna live on the river like Huck Finn and Tom What's-His-Face.
* After Milo & Zack are washed out of the sewers by a massive wave, he responds simply with "so, tetanus shot?"
* The song is about how squinting makes things in the sewers look "old-timey."
* Doof attempts to get his mind off of Perry:
-->'''Doof''': Ahh, now this is the spirit of adventure; just two hat twins with no conflicts, rivalries or mind games. Unlike a certain platypus I know, who shall remain nameless. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction But his name is Perry the platypus!"]]
* Doof is jealous of Scott's relationship with [[CompanionCube Mildred]], so he creates one of his own:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' ''(holds a mop adorned with a sponge and other things)'' Allow me to introduce Stephanie, my girlfriend. We have so much in common, it's ridiculous. I mean, we're both skinny, we have clumps of hair, we both... like buckets, and uh... well I guess that's about it- skinny, clumps of hair, and we both like buckets. That's enough to build a relationship on, right?
--> '''Scott:''' [[HypocriticalHumor You...you realize that's a mop, right?]]
* Scott's [[InsaneTrollLogic speech about how Doof isn't so much a third wheel as a unicycle.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ride Along Little Doggie]]
* Elliot refuses letting Martin, Brigette and Sara to get closer to their son.
-->'''Elliot:''' Hey, I don't make the rules, man.\\
'''Martin:''' Then who makes the rules?\\
''[[{{Beat}} (Beat)]]''\\
'''Elliot:''' ...Okay, I make the rules.
* Waiting for the stoplight, Officers Fuller and Hastings inform Diogee about how cunningly fast Zippy is. However, Fuller couldn't even finish her sentence as Zippy [[SlowMotionPassBy passes them by in slowmotion]], pulling an evil, taunting grin. What makes this extra funny is that his theme song is ''also'' played in slowmotion, and once he's in the distance, the music ''speeds up''.
* Amanda catches Milo falling down in the auditorium's basement, and Milo is surprised how she got there.
-->'''Amanda:''' ''(teasingly)'' [[FailedASpotCheck There's an elevator right over there.]]
* Everything involving sick Lydia. It veers between CringeComedy & CrossesTheLineTwice:
--> '''Lydia:''' I'm not gonne let a little fever, chills, dizziness, temporary blindness,uncontrollable body spasms, forgetfulness, mood swings & forgetfulness stop us from getting out there. Where are we?
--> '''Zack:''' Wow, I had a splinter and I almost gave up.
* Zack commenting on how the WIBAS "it's like something that would only happen on a TV show. [[SelfDeprecation You know, at the end of the season when the writers are tired."]]
* That Zippy was apparently running a chop shop with help from squirrels.
--> '''Squirrel:''' ''(subtitles)'' It's a raid!
* When Principal Milder is asked to stall, she tells jokes. ''Very badly.''
--> '''Milder''': Who likes comedy? (She tells one joke.)"I've got a million of them!" (She tells a second joke.) Apparently I only have the two.
* While the two female officers are talking to a disinterested Diogee, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Zippy can be seen easily escaping from his handcuffs]] and [[VillainExitStageLeft runs off.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Look at This Ship]]
* Cavendish's video journal that ends with him getting honey on him and [[BearsAreBadNews chased by a bear.]]
* "How come [[NoodleIncident every time I steal a news van with a guy in a top hat, he ends up being a total nutcase?"]]
* Doofenshmirtz doing his best to help Dakota:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' You need clues, like he had a secret life, or he's royalty, or he's a monkey. Or both [[TakeThat like all the royals.]]
* The radio guy interrupting Cavendish with his various sound effect buttons.
* When Doof tries to get into Cavendish's head to help find, he asks what he's like, always ending the description with "plays by his own rules."
* Doof's definition of a partner:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Whoa whoa, hold on there buddy. A partner is supposed to fly through the window and hit you with his tail. At least, that's what Perry the Platypus did.
* Doof & Dakota's agument ends when Doof makes fun of Dakota's "Nasally voice."[[note]] [[DontExplainTheJoke They both have the same both voice actor, Dan Povenmire.]][[/note]]
--> '''Dakota:''' Oh you're one to talk, your voice sounds like a screech owl being dragged under a cement mixer.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' You don't know what that sounds like!
--> '''Dakota:''' Yeah I do, [[ShapedLikeItself it sounds just like you!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Cast Party ]]
* After Zack explains that he's giving up interpretive dance because he crashed through a harp, Amanda admits that she thought the harp thing was a metaphor.
* Amanda's chart of Zack's various moods to determine when he's happy again.
* Amanda's story of how she broke her arm was that a pair of mice fell on her while she was skateboarding:
--> '''Amanda:''' I didn't even know mice could fly. And neither did the Internet, I looked it up.
* Doof, on his injury: "I broke my funny bone, [[{{Irony}} which, was not actually funny.]]
* When Scott tells the story of how he got injured, it's revealed he stepped on [[CompanionCube Mildred]]. In the present, she's seen at the party wearing a head brace and with a weirdly drawn new expression.
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[[folder:Safety First]]
* Doofenshmirtz is invited to participate in a filming project for school. He arrives in a souped-up golf cart [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy wearing hip-hop clothes]] and [[JiveTurkey speaking slang]], complete with "gangsta" entry song.
** Doof thinks Zack's script stinks (literately, as he spilled pickled herring on it) and offers him a new one:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Anyway, Dog E. Dog and I have come with a new script and it's pretty sweet.
--> '''Melissa:''' ''(reading script)'' This is just the word "bark" written a bunch of times.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Pret-ty sweet.
** Back in his normal clothing, Heinz then interrupts the filming with extra suggestions and making faces, annoying Amanda and Bradley greatly.
* Originally, Scott the Undergrounder was supposed to be in the movie, but he had an appointment. What was it? Couples counseling.
* How they settled on Doof:
--> '''Melissa:''' Don't panic, all we have to do is find a grown-up with no life, who's sitting around in the middle of the day with nothing to do.
--> [[DescriptionCut ''(cut to Doof on the couch in his underwear)'']]
* When Elliot rhymes "buffalo" with "marshmallow," Milo [[LampshadeHanging repeatedly points out]] how those words don't rhyme.
* During the episode, Milo often pops up in a little bubble [[BreakingTheFourthWall to comment on the action.]] At the end, Doof & Diogee appear in the bubble, and Milo asks how they got in there.
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[[folder:Cavendish Unleashed]]
* The woods named [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "the easy to get lost in and die" woods]]. The guy leading the pogo-stick hike admits that he never made the connection before.
* A man is trying to dump toxic waste into the forest and gloats how much it's going to destroy everything while he gains a lot of profit for it. The giant alien wrecks his campsite, breaks his bones, and sends a car flying onto him.
-->'''Man''': [[LaserGuidedKarma Okay, maybe I deserved this.]]
** Later, another man is planning on destroying the forest to build a desert-themed theme park (despite there being an actual desert nearby) and proclaims that he's going to shave some woodland animals and put shells on them to pass them off as turtles. Just like with the previous guy, the alien wrecks his campsite, breaks his bones, and sends a car flying onto him. He also states,
--> '''Other Man'''": Okay, maybe I deserved this."
** And finally, the Mayor is about to pass an environmental law and speaks to the crowd on how the forest and its inhabitants must be protected. Just when it looks like the alien is heading straight towards him like it did with the other men, [[BaitAndSwitch it instead passes by harmlessly]], allowing him to sign with barely a notice.
* Cavendish attempts to lasso the giant creature, but is pulled off by it, making a weird scream in the process:
--> '''Cavendish:''' I may be able to gently lead the creature to... ''(gets dragged off)'' BLAAAAAAUGHEEEYAHOH!
--> '''Milo:''' Where's he going?
--> '''Zack:''' Duh, to ''(imitates Cavendish's scream)'' BLAAAAAAUGHEEEYAHOH!
* When Milo and friends end up floating on giant rubber ducks, Zack is [[LamePunReaction unamused by Milo making a "duck tape" pun.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:First Impressions]]
* Apparently, Milo's bad luck has been causing chaos for his family ''literally'' since the day he was born. In fact, Murphy's Law striking when Martin wasn't around was how Milo's mom knew she would be having a boy.
* "We're not best friends just because we met. I mean, we're not four!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Mid-Afternoon Snack Club]]
* Mr. Blunt, the SadistTeacher, announces that the "k" in his name is silent.. When Melissa notes there is no "k" in his name, he responds "it's also invisible."
* Mr. Blunt giving detentions for minor things, including a bird tweeting.
* Bradley recognizes the situation as Film/TheBreakfastClub ripoff and decides to be the "angry malcontent who lashes out at everyone."
* Apparently, several characters can't tell Chad & Mort apart.
** Also works as a Meta-joke, as many fans were confused by the two boys designs.
* The song "Looking High and Low for Milo" a catchy tune [[LyricalDissonance about a cyborg bear out to get revenge]]. Also doubles as SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic.
* Mort never getting to tell his story, and even being cut off by the ending of the episode.
* Bradley chastises Zack for bringing everyone down with his secret. Amanda’s response?
-->'''Amanda''': Dude, you just cried like a baby.
* "Everyone thinks they know me, but I have a wild side. Once, in algebra, I didn't take any notes at all."
* It turns out Mr. Blunt is a fan of Lindana, as the kids [[IsThisThingOn accidentally over hear him singing over the intercom]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Parks and Wreck]]
* The opening features Trucker Ted on the phone with [[AnimatedActors his agent]], complaining about just being cast as an accident-prone trucker who gets used as a plot device.
** When he shows up later in the episode, he's happy he's getting a second appearance. Then he shows up again in the final scene. His dialogue isn't audible, but he looks directly at the camera and holds up three fingers, so he's bragging about his third appearance.
* Melissa and Amanda get competitive over who can clean up the park in less time. Amanda decides to make it an actual competition, where the girl with the better half of the park wins.
--> '''Melissa''': [bewildered] "Win ''what''?"
--> '''Amanda''': [intense] "''Something!''"
--> '''Melissa''': [serious] "You're on!"
* Zack starts acting increasingly loopy and erratic from being left hanging upside-down.
-->'''Zack:''' Wait, are you kidding right now? ''I'' don't even know how many hamsters I have!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Escape]]
* Lydia tries to help the others pass the time with some improvisational acting exercises, one of which involves a ''film noir'' scenario in a hair salon atop a volcano. Coach Nolan doesn't seem to get how improv works, and Scott the Undergrounder wants to play the part of the hair dryer and starts climbing atop Coach.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Milo in Space]]
* The Octalians brought ''six'' ships as back-ups due to Milo's bad luck. All but one of them are destroyed by various disasters over the course of a single musical number.
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[[folder:Sphere and Loathing in Outer Space]]
* The Octalian commander shows Milo the massive sphere of entropic energy threatening their home planet through a view-scoope... while [[SoundtrackDissonance wacky "Yakkity Sax"-esque music plays]]. Then the Octalian realizes she had the music setting on the scope set to "Fun and Frolic" instead of "Dramatic".
* When Melissa gets the idea to FollowTheChaos to whatever trouble Milo has gotten into, [[CowardlyLion Zach]] triumphantly shouts "Let's run ''towards'' the danger! Also, [[ICantBelieveImSayingThis I CANNOT believe I just said that!]]"
[[/folder]]
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* The ColdOpen has Doof basically recapping the events of "Fungus Among Us," then concludes with "so, in a nutshell, what you're saying is [[SkewedPriorities you're not the pizza delivery guy?]]"
* Baljeet finds [[GeekyTurnOn Melissa's mentioning that she "did tons of research" on Murphy's Law]] ''[[GeekyTurnOn extremely]]'' [[NerdsAreSexy attractive]], going "ha cha cha" and then apologizing to Zack who exasperatedly goes [[ShesNotMyGirlfriend "We're not a couple!"]]
* "Professor Time's Building Recently Renamed for Branding Purposes!"
* Perry, Cavendish, and Dakota all grow beards in the time stream, solely because Doofenshmirtz made them.
* "'Careful or 'hurry', choose one".
* "Year, month, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers cup holder]]. I needed a cup holder there."
* This exchange:
-->'''Melissa''': What do you do when things go wrong?
-->'''Phineas''': We...have no frame of reference for that."
* "We can all live together, like a '70s sitcom, in the '50s!"
-->"''Four Men & A Platypus'' is filmed in front of a live studio audience".
* After they get stranded on an island.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': [[Series/GilligansIsland Stranded on an island, now that's a sitcom!]]
-->'''Announcer''': ''Doof Island'' was filmed in front --
-->'''Cavendish''': No, no!
*
--> '''Cavendish:''' Quick, start it, let's get out of here!
--> ''' Doofenshmirtz:''' ''(in back, messing with machine)'' What does it look like I'm doing, makin' chalupas? Although, this is the same machine I use to make chalupas, so I understand the confusion.
* Doofenshmirtz admits that he was designing the Time Traveler-Inator so he could go back to the 1960's and get some Wyatt Burp soda, which was discontinued because it was [[ToxicInc killing the environment]].
--> '''Milo:''' And you still wanna drink it?
--> ''' Doofenshmirtz:''' Oh sure, I-I mean, ''I'm'' not the environment.
** A sentiment repeated by the island Dakotas, who manufacture the stuff along with laceless-shoes.
* The heroes are captured before they can use their Murphy's Law suit, and Buford laments that he probably shouldn't have been livestreaming the whole thing.
* After Milo and Phineas & Ferb finally meet, Baljeet quickly introduces himself, Buford & Candace, like he's reminding people that they're in the crossover too.
* Zack & Melissa suspect Candace is a pistachion spy because "[[SelfDeprecation no human being has a neck that long]]."
* "Nut-jobbers?" "Well, it does kinda describe us, but it's just rude."
** Gleefully flipped with Meat Bags and Phineas.
* "And let me tell you, I know when I'm not wanted!" ''(leaves then comes back seconds later)'' Is it...is it now? It's uh, it's now right?"
* Milo using Diogee as a weapon is hilarious.
* Perry's jet pack starts failing, but Milo says "Uh-oh, Murphy's Law!", reaches into his backpack, grabs a freaking long wrench and hands it to the platypus. "Here you go!" Cue the monotreme using PercussiveMaintenance on the thing once.
* Milo impressing Phineas with his backpack being full of everything they need - which in that moment includes a radiactive watermelon.
-->'''Phineas''': How have we not met before today!?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Snow Way Out]]
* "All right... go ahead..." (Smashes computer) "Oop. I panicked!"
* The clip-show Dakota showed their bosses of the pistachios getting destroyed.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Teacher Feature]]
* "Diogee, go home. Oh... I don't care."
* A dressed up Scott showing the trio with his dance moves, who just groan at his attempts to dance. [[OverlyLongGag It goes on for about a minute]].
** Diogee [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere voluntarily goes home]] while this happens.
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[[folder:Picture Day]]
* Even the teachers are prepared for picture day.
--> '''Mr. Drako:''' I love picture day. Tell me, does this cape make me look pale?
--> ''' Principal Milder:''' Sure, it's the cape.
* Chad overhears Milo say he "doesn't show up on film" and immediately jumps to conclusions.
--> '''Chad:''' Mort, Milo doesn't show up on film.
--> '''Mort:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
--> '''Chad:''' He must've been bitten by...
--> '''Mort:''' A ghost!
--> ''' Chad:''' Yes. Wait, what? No, ghosts don't have teeth.
--> ''' Mort:''' What about a shark ghost?
* "We've never seen Mr. Drako bite anyone. We don't even know he's a vampire; he may just have an accent, and weird hair, and a cape, and a coffin and...''(gasps).''
* Apparently something happened last year when they attempted to take Milo's picture.
--> '''Milo:''' Oh hi same guy from last year ''(the cameraman [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl emits a girly scream]] and runs off)'' I'm surprised he came back.
* Chad then offers to take a picture with his phone, but his battery is dead. Then Mort tries, but his phone is somehow replaced with a bagel.
* When Cavendish is trying to figure out the meaning of their new employer, [[FunWithAcronyms P. I. G.]], Dakota suggests it stands for "Pig In a Glanket." "I needed a 'G'."
** Later he suggests a glanket is a real thing (a glow-in-the dark blanket) He's right.
* Chad's plan to prove Milo's a vampire is to hit him with water balloons filled with garlic, and see if he freaks out.
--> '''Mort:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, cause regular people don't freak out when you hit them with a balloon full of stinky water.]]
* The kids are at the police station to identify who caused problems at the airport. Despite the culprit being Zippy, the World's Fastest Koala, Milo & Zack still seem unsure.
* At the end, [[spoiler: the picture in the yearbook ends up being the selfie of the Yeti]].
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[[folder:Agee Ientee Diogee]]
* The character of Dr. Not Sorry, a MadScientist that incorporates basically every CanadaEh stereotype.
* The flashback starts with Milo & Melissa walking down the street. Doof interrupts to admit that he doesn't remember this part, 'cause he never saw it, but "this is apparently where the story is starting."
* Doof calls Diogee "Nigel Weatherbone" since it sounds like an agent name, and it has bone in it. [[DontExplainTheJoke 'Cause he’s a dog.]]
* After Diogee "attacks" Doof, then licks him, he hopes no one is filming him because he came off "a little less than manly." Cut to Monogram & Carl laughing their asses off.
* This exchange:
--> '''Monogram:''' That Agent G is amazing. I'm gonna throw some doodlesack on the barbeque for his triumphant return.
--> '''Carl:''' Um sir, "doodlesack" means "bagpipe" in German.
--> '''Monogram:''' Uh, I knew that. It's uh, a German delicacy, fried bagpipe.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Game Night]]
* Melissa's description of game night.
--> '''Melissa:''' Ah, the spirit of crushing your enemies and seeing them driven before you.
* Milo and his family once tried playing cards, but it didn't go well:
--> ''(Milo and his family are around a table, each one holding a hand of cards)''
--> '''Milo:''' Got any threes?
--> ''(Suddenly, a [[ThreateningShark shark]] appears out of nowhere and eats the table)''
* One of the board games is called "No Dice" with the box featuring two mobsters confronting a guy tied to a chair, with the tagline "the last board game you'll ever play." Also, despite the name, it has nothing in it but dice.
* Melissa likes being the banker
--> '''Melissa:''' I'm the banker, I'm the banker. I control everything! Free will is an illusion propagated by the bourgeois.
* Zack [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] why the Lardy Boy game token has a skeleton. [[note]] A bit of BlackComedy there, since Lardy Boy is a mascot, so that's probably the skeleton of the person inside the costume. [[/note]]
* After Dakota & Cavendish disrupt the game by using the Murphy's table to block a deadly vortex, Dakota mentions they passed at least four furniture stores on the way over.
* Dakota & Cavendish are invited to join the game.
--> '''Dakota:''' Okay, I'll be the old gum.
--> '''Milo:''' Is that a playing piece?
--> '''Dakota:''' It is now.
* Doofenshmirtz's cameo.
* The aim of the Lard World game is to earn the gratitude of the spaghetti people. At the end of the episode, they actually show up.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Pace Makes Waste]]
* Brohama the llama, the llama that literally sellable itself.
-->"Buy a llama, for your mama."
* Doof calls up Martin to ask about the yellow liquid in the fridge that tastes like shampoo [[note]] It's actually lemonade. [[/note]]
--> '''Martin:''' How would you know what shampoo tastes like?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' I occasionally shower with my mouth open, things happen.
* Melissa lamp shading the oddity of the situation:
-->"Milo in the safety car; that's ironic."
* When the racers start driving erratically due to the pace car having a rocket engine attached, the announcer begins describing it, [[BaitAndSwitch until it turns out he's actually looking through kaleidoscope like glasses]].
* Zack trying to call the action when the cars are out of the arena. Melissa even backs away slowly.
* Following the cars leaving and Zack trying to take the announcer's place, the announcer's booth is [[ProducePelting assaulted with a number of vegetables]] and Zack questions where they would even get those in the stadium.
--> ''(cut to Bradley in the stands with a basket of said vegetables)''
--> '''Bradley:''' Get your expired vegetables to throw at lame announcers.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Cake 'Splosion!]]
* Milo tries to convince Basil Bravo to make Amanda Milo's partner for "Cake 'Splosion".
-->'''Milo:''' She loves you ''and'' your show.\\
'''Bravo:''' She does? Those are my two favorite things!
* "My name is Amanda Lopez and it's been my dream to be on "Cake Splosion" for almost two-thirds of my entire life. And before that, I was an infant and had no knowledge of your show."
* Milo and Zack awkwardly give up after they can't decide on whether to do a high-five or a fist-bump.
* Amanda prefers to call Murphy's Law "the thing which shall not be named." Milo keeps almost saying it only for her to cover his mouth. Then when Amanda has her epiphany at the end:
-->'''Amanda:''' Things go wrong with or without the thing which shall not be named.\\
'''Milo:''' You mean Murphy's L-\\
'''Amanda:''' (covers his mouth) No one listens!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Lady Krillers]]
* The beginning is a rundown of the all the previous [[ShowWithinAShow Krill Hunter]] movies, many of which have [[IncrediblyLamePun extremely punny titles]] i.e. "Krilling Me Softly" or [[Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies The Beverly Krillbillies]].
** The movie that was being made in "Star Struck" has the subtitle of "We Don't Know what we're doing."
** In "Star Struck," the director said "We can make a whole move out of this chase sequence!" When describing the audience reactions to the various movies, the in-universe voice over says "You were confused by the car chase." So apparently, the director was wrong.
* Tobias Trollhammer needs the Krill Hunter movies to keep his house.
--> '''Tobias:''' I could sell my house for a million dollars, but I can't live in a million dollars. What am I, a silverfish?
* At end, Milo asks the director won't fans be confused about Tobias now being the villain after having been the hero for so long. The director replies that they don't care about things like that.
* The ending features a kid named Billy Bison, who suffers from "Bison's Law" which is like MurphysLaw, except it summons bison, apparently. He shows all the times he appeared in the episode, which is just him added to previously existing scenes.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Doof's Day Out]]
* One of Sara's complaints about wanting Doofenshmirtz to leave involves him listening in on her cell phone conversation, while he's sitting literally a few inches away with a complex listening device.
* Sara is trying to get along with Dr. Doof, but it goes poorly.
--> '''Sara:''' Hey, those are some nice Dr. Zone pajamas you have there. I have limited edition curtains just like those.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Pretty sure you meant "had."
--> ''(cuts to Sara's room with cutouts in said curtains as she screams).''
* Apparently, what is Doof's normal routine.
--> '''Martin:''' So Doof, what's on the agenda for today?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Oh just the usual; 8 hours or so of sitting on the couch, staring out the window. It's a busy day.
--> ''' Martin:''' You might want to open the blinds this time.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Oh, I just thought it was really beige out there.
* Doof's explanation of why he can't go outside:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' I'm waiting for destiny, I don't want to be out when it knocks.
--> '''Milo:''' ''(confused)'' Destiny knocks?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Maybe that's opportunity. Opportunity knocks, destiny does something else; it calls, it texts, it rings the doorbell, I don't know.
* Doof's opinion of the boring museum guide: "Man, this guy really makes biology...what's the opposite of 'come alive,' 'go dead?' Basically, he kills biology."
* Zack & Melissa in the alimentary canal exhibit:
--> '''Zack:''' This looks like my old ''alimentary'' school.
--> '''Melissa:''' ''(punches him in the arm)'' No puns!
--> '''Zack:''' Totally WorthIt.
* "Ahh! He's using his hands like people! None of you find that even a little bit creepy?"
* The RunningGag of Doof referring to Martin & Brigette as "mom & dad" and them reminding him that they aren't his parents.
* After Doof’s Day seems to have failed:
--> ''(Sara, wearing a Time Ape costume, encounters a sad Doof on the couch)''
--> '''Sara:''' Hey Dr. D, what are you watching?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' I don't know, it's just this sad man sitting on the couch in the dark. It's um, it's just terrible.
--> '''Sara:''' You know the TV's not on, right?
* While Doof is giving his speech after winning an award for saving the city, a band starts to play him off.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Disco Do-Over]]
* Doof listens to Martin's story about the young couple that competed in the skating contest.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Oh, who were they, what were their names?!
--> '''Martin:''' ''(referring to himself and Brigette)'' It was us Doof.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You and me? I have no recollection of that.]]
* The B-plot involves Cavendish & Dakota retrieving lawn gnomes from a cranky old woman.
--> '''Dakota:''' Who knew lawn gnomes were alien in origin?
--> ''' Cavendish:''' ''(holds a lawn gnome that says "property of Drusselstein" on its' foot)'' Well, not all of them; this one appears to be from...Drusselstien. Hmm [[SelfDeprecation sounds made up.]]
--> '''Dakota:''' Everything is made up; "spatula," "meringue," "Cavendish."
--> '''Cavendish:''' [[{{Touche}} Touche]].
--> '''Dakota:''' "Touche", it's all made up words.
* Doof to Martin & Brigette "Is that your routine, or did you get a bee stuck in your underwear? [[NoodleIncident Cause I've had that happen."]]
* The audience doesn't ever see [[TheRival Pete & Tina's]] dance, instead hearing [[TakeOurWordForIt the reactions to it from the two guys manning the skate rentals]].
* Martin preparing for emergency:
--> '''Martin:''' Just to save time, I'm going to dial 9-1 now. [[BaitAndSwitch It's the first two digits of my friend Ed's phone number, he can drive us to the hospital]].
* "This may be hard, but the world ain't all kittens & rainbows. ''(a rainbow effect appears over them)'' Okay, well, it's not all kittens. ''(sees several kitten posters on the wall)'' Huh, well, I guess it is all kittens & rainbows."
* TheReveal of why getting the lawn gnomes was so important- it's converted alien waste.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Ticking Clock]]
* Zack observes how Murphy's Law causes parking meters to run out of time as Milo walks by them. Except for one that catches fire. And then gets squashed by a falling safe. And ''then'' falls into a sinkhole and is consumed by yet more fire.
* What is the origin of the name of Old Bessie, the town clock tower?
--> '''Melissa:''' They name everything in this town. This bus stop is named Steve.
--> '''Milo:''' His full name is Steven.
* Melissa's great grandmother Abigail, in addition to making Bessie, also invented a primitive form of texting, apparently.
--> ''(a DeliberatelyMonochrome scene with Abigail and another guy sitting on a bench)''
--> ''' Old Timey Guy:''' How the elephant got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
--> '' (Abigail reaches into her purse and pulls out a sign reading "LOL")''
* Major Monogram briefing Perry should feel right out of Phineas and Ferb, but because Doofenshmirtz is reformed...
-->'''Monogram:''' Now that Doofenshmirtz is no longer evil, he's decided to use his inators to help people. I need you to get out there and stop Doofenshmirtz" ''(Perry appears understandably confused, and then Carl turns over Monogram's paper)'' "Oh, from uh, accidentally hurting someone while trying to help them."
* Melissa's only seen Milo angry once before; when some squirrels stole his sandwich.
--> '''Milo:''' What do squirrels even want with tuna? They don't come across it in the wild. It's just weird!
* In order to sabotage the fixing of Bessie, [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Victor Verliezer]] encounters a deliveryman that is supposed to give them supplies. He manages to steal the supplies by claiming to be the driver's brother in-law, [[WhatAnIdiot which he buys without question]].
--> '''Victor:''' ''(to the deliveryman)'' We'll see you at Christmas.
--> ''' Delivery Guy:''' ''(completely cheerful)'' [[WhatAnIdiot We're Jewish.]]
* "A robot carrying a girl? Wow, that fortune cookie was right."
* While helping fix the clock, a bolt pops out and looks like it took off Zack's arm, only for him to reveal he was faking it.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Managing Murphy's Law]]
* Amanda becomes the band manager:
-->'''Amanda:''' I'm your new manager!\\
'''Zack:''' You are?! Since when?\\
'''Amanda:''' Since five seconds ago. Were you not listening?\\
''(Flashback to seconds ago)''\\
'''Amanda:''' I'm your new manager!\\
'''Zack:''' Wow. I guess I wasn't listening.
* The band suggests new names:
-->'''Zack:''' What about "Zack of All Trades"? Or "Murphy's Lawyers"?\\
'''Melissa:''' "Melissa and the Who Cares Who Elses"?
* The fact that Amanda can apparently get anyone to do anything just by texting them.[[note]] Especially Lydia, who as she put it "obeys her orders without question." [[/note]] Even Cavendish & Dakota, who she has never interacted with.
* All of [[NoodleIncident the weird situations Cavendish & Dakota get into]] thanks to the alien device. The best is them jousting with pool noodles while riding Segways.
* [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Jeremy]] [[NiceGuy of all people]] [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness getting progressively angrier]] with Cavendish & Dakota each time they come through the drive-thru.
* The video that was shown to explain the alien device:
-->''[a man on a video is riding a shopping cart]''\\
'''Man:''' [[Film/Titanic1997 I'm king of the world!]]\\
''[scene cuts to said man now being loaded into the back of a police car]''\\
'''Man:''' I-I don't know how I got here, I swear; I saw a UFO.
* Zack's potentially worse band names.
-->'''Zack:''' How about the "Lizardd [[note]] No that's not a mistake, that's how it's spelled on the list [[/note]] of Oz?"\\
'''Melissa:''' How about the Lizardd of no way?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Field of Screams]]
* "Can you imagine Zack with real pigs? All that squealing? Zack, not the pigs"
* Uncle Cornelius's last words to the gang before he leaves:
-->'''Cornelius:''' [[ToiletHumor Watch where you step, that's not all mud.]]
* Zack's EpicFail at milking a cow.
* The three kids have to deal with a horse named [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast "Old Facekicker"]].
--> '''Melissa:''' Question, his name is "Old Facekicker?"
--> '''Milo:''' It's a little bit of an exaggeration.
--> '''Melissa:''' Really?
--> '''Milo:''' Yeah. [[BaitAndSwitch He's not really that old]].
* When Dakota attempts to remind Cavendish of what the old farmer said, so they can gain access to his farm, he instead gets Zack's "You? a city boy? I don't think so" flashback instead.
--> '''Cavendish:''' What was that?
--> '''Dakota:''' I don't know. Must be someone else's Flashback.
* When the chicken coop seems to just spontaneously combust, Zack complains "Murphy's Law used to be a lot more subtle and nuanced."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Spy Little Sister!]]
* Milo and Zack's robot flies into Joni's lunch. Milo runs to Joni and offers her a tissue to clean herself- hey, hold on... what's with the background music? Why is this played as a romantic scene, didn't previous episodes establish Milo and [[ThePerfectionist Amanda]] were going to be a thing instead? Where's Amand- oh, there she is. [[ClingyJealousGirl Seething.]]
** Becomes a FunnyBackgroundEvent in which Amanda attacks [[ButtMonkey Joni]] when Milo returns to his seat.
--->'''Amanda:''' He's mine! He's mine! ''He's miiiine!''
* Brick being left behind by Savannah triggers flashbacks about being forgotten at the playground as a little kid, being forgotten at the zoo during an elementary school field trip, and being ditched by his prom date as an awkward teenager with acne and BracesOfOrthodonticOverkill. These are funny enough in a BlackComedy sort of way, but it's especially funny in that he's wearing a tuxedo in all of them.
* Melissa and Savannah find out that one of Doof's inators seems to be the cause of the mayhem they're witnessing at the science fair, so they go back in time to interrogate Heinz. However, they go back in time a little too much and catch [[FanDisservice Doof in a bathrobe clipping his toenails]].
* Doof's box of robot parts has "Evil Inc." written on it, with "Evil" crossed out and replaced by "I'm nice now."
* As Melissa runs off to help Savannah battle the rouge robot, she runs back for a few seconds to punch Zack in the arm for commenting on her "femergy."
--> '''Zack:''' [[CallBack A delicate flower]].
* "Wait, the Turn-Inanimate-Objects-Evil-Inator bulb was in the box? I can't imagine I would be irresponsible enough to... yeah, probably."
* After going back in time, Melissa attempts to warn her friends about their robot.
--> '''Melissa:''' ''(talking fast)'' Your robot is gonna go nuts and destroy the city! There's an evil lightbulb in your box of parts!
--> '''Milo:''' Or, "Hi, Milo."
* The subplot involves Brick going to the YouGoGirl seminar that Melissa was going to go to and hanging out with an old lady. When Savannah retrieves him at the end, the old lady is relieved because "he was so needy."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Milo's Shadow]]
* "So you're saying the word "cowboy" has absolutely nothing to do with cows or boys?"
* Doof explaining his life:
--> '''Doofenshmitz:''' You see, bad things happen to me all the time. Like, seriously, it's practically my own MurphysLaw; like "Doof's Law," or "Doof's...Heinz Law...Heinz Law." It's like coleslaw, but it's "heinzlaw". I should market that ''(sings)'' if you're looking for a food you can take on a picnic, try Heinzlaw! It's 30% horseradish.
* And it goes on:
--> '''Zack:''' So, you're just going to come to school with us today?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Yup.
--> '''Melissa:''' You still don't have a job, or something else you should be doing?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Nope. ''(long awkward pause, as a tumbleweed blows by)'' Did I tell you guys how I was raised by ocelots?
--> '''Melissa:''' ''(relieved)'' Oh, here's the bus.
* Scott, upon seeing the crashed school bus:
-->Scott: [[CloudCuckoolander Oh, the bus fairy got my letter!"]]
* Doof is surprised by how Milo handles the bus crash.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Interesting, I would've continued with the thing that I was doing.
--> '''Melissa:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Opening a ream of paper on the school bus so it crashes into the subway?]]
* "So, what's on the docket for P.E. Class? What kind of crazy shenanigans can we expect today? A barrage of flaming volleyballs, or a marauding band of lacrosse sticks?"
* The subplot involved Cavendish visiting a group of believers in aliens, the [[FunWithAcronyms Konsortium Of Otherworldly Knowledge Seekers]].
--> '''Cavendish:''' Just one question; you spelled "consortium" with a "K." You realize that's a "C", yes?
--> '''Man:''' Yes, but then it would spell C.O.O.K.S.
--> '''Coach Mitchell:''' And we are not cooks. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Well, except for Evan.]]
** [[InsaneTrollLogic What counts as alien activity. The Coach's story is that he fell asleep in his car, and when he woke up, an hour was missing, ergo it was due to aliens.]]
* "Wow, you know, when I was in middle school, we didn't have things like 'computers,' and 'cellphones' and 'indoor plumbing' or indoor anything, really. We went to school outside, where teachers would just throw pinecones at us."
*
--> ''(Milo manages to prevent a ceiling fan from falling on Doof)''
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' That-that must have been your bad, because if it was Heinz Law, it would've hit me right on the... ''(ceiling fan falls on him)'' See, see, like that ''(another fan falls on him)'' Okay, now it's not believable! ''(a third fan falls on him)'' [[LampshadeHanging Seriously, how many ceiling fans are there in that one spot?]]
* "Okay, so the fire is out, but hey guys, don't get that stuff in your mouth; it's 70% horseradish."
* Cavendish prepares to wow the alien lovers:
--> '''Cavendish:''' Hang on to your hats gentlemen, and prepare to have your minds blown. ''(sees Chaffe digging his finger in his ear, then looking at it)'' I mean, those of you who have one to blow.
* Doof's victory dance.
-->Look at me mama, I'm like a cereal commercial from the 80's.
* Milo attempts to impart his wisdom unto Doof:
--> '''Milo:''' You know, you can seriously limit the number of bad things that happen to you, just by thinking things through a little better, Dr. D.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Thinking? Things through? A little better? Dr. D? ''([[{{Beat}} long awkward pause, as the tumbleweed rolls by again]])'' [[IgnoredEpiphany Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sick Day]]
* Life without Milo is apparently boring:
--> '''Zack:''' I actually had to ride the bus to school today. I'm boring myself just talking about it.
* Doofenshmirtz shows Perry his house with a "Doofenshmirtz Good Incorporated" sign on it.
--> '''Singers:''' Doofenshmirtz Good Incorporated!
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' I have no idea where that comes from.
* Doof is trying to convince Perry to join him:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz''': "Whatta say? Do-Gooder Doof and his platypus partner in...not in crime in...in some other thing."
* Monogram offering Perry cookies that Carl made, shaped like his face.
--> '''Carl''': "They uh, they taste better than they look, but that's not saying much."
** [[BrickJoke Later]], when Doof leaves Perry:
--> '''Carl:''' Did he like my cookies?
--> '''Monogram:''' No one likes your cookies, Carl.
* Pretty much all the antics of [[ThoseTwoGuys Loab & Khone]], especially when they have to pose as Diogee's water & food dish, respectively.
--> '''Khone:''' ''(disgusted)'' He ate food out of my mouth!
--> '''Loab:''' I think he licked my tongue. Does that mean we're married now?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Freefall]]
* Melissa describes immersion therapy:
-->'''Melissa:''' It's like, if you're afraid of scorpions, you stick your face in a jar of scorpions!\\
'''Zack:''' That's a terrible idea! You'd get stung on the face by a whole jar of scorpions!\\
'''Melissa:''' Okay, bad example...
** A few moments later, Milo goes through the contents of his pack looking for a parachute and one of the things he finds is...a jar full of scorpions.
* When Zack's parachute fails and he grabs onto Melissa's foot to save himself:
-->'''Zack:''' Melissa, your feet are my new best friend!\\
'''Melissa:''' I dig 'em too!
* Melissa is a little upset that it's simulated and not real skydiving.
--> '''Melissa:''' Aw lousy restrictions on potentially life threatening extreme sports ruining all my fun, again.
--> '''Milo:''' Melissa, you were 7 years old; [[NoodleIncident they weren't gonna let you in the shark cage.]]
--> '''Melissa:''' I was ready.
* Dakota & Cavendish are flying in a plane, which the latter isn't happy about.
--> '''Dakota:''' Someone woke up on the wrong side of credenza this morning.
--> '''Cavendish:''' A credenza is is a desk.
--> '''Dakota:''' I know, I just said it 'cause it sounds old fashioned.
* The "Elliott Brand Safety Chutes" which are good until October 3rd. [[OhCrap Too bad it's October 4th.]] Luckily, Milo had other chutes, but he bought them the same day, so they all fail...except for the last one, which he bought a day later.
* As the gang heads towards jagged spires, Diogee attempts to save them with a mattress from a neighbors garage sale. However, an updraft blows them away, but it's just as well, as Melissa notes [[ComicallyMissingThePoint that it was a twin mattress and wouldn't fit them all anyway.]]
* The Government Agents are back:
--> '''Lieutenant Tennant:''' I think we snagged a flat badger that's been painted to look like a parachute.
--> '''Colonel Niblet:''' A flat badger? In the air?
--> '''Lieutenant Tennant:''' [[CaptainObvious Or, maybe it's just an actual parachute.]]
* Despite Lt. Tennant mocking him, Col. Niblet instead congratulates him on doing a spot on impression of him.
--> '''Lieutenant Tennant:''' ''(mockingly)'' Actually, that was pretty good, it sounds just like me.
--> '''Colonel Niblet:''' ''(offscreen)'' You're blowing my mind, lieutenant!
* "Dad blast it!" "Your dad's not here sir," "Well then someone else blast it."
* Fortunately for them, Milo and crew manage to snag the banner off of Dakota & Cavendish's plane and float towards Earth.
--> '''Melissa:''' Now we're gonna hit the ground at a non-fatal velocity.
--> '''Zack:''' That's my favorite kind of velocity.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Milo's World]]
* Zack & Melissa trolling Neil by acting as though "from the comic shop" is his last name.
* Zack describes how Milo is like a wizard, and the image changes to show him as such. Then he mentions everything he doesn't have, like a hat or beard, with the picture eventually looking like it did before.
* Milo's backpack can hold everything it does because it's apparently a magic BagOfHolding.
-->'''Zack''': He might also just repack it every day, but that's boring, so forget that."
* After Chad makes his dramatic introduction:
--> '''Zack:''' Was Chad sitting there the whole time?
--> '''Melissa:''' He's got food.
** Chad's story paints Milo as [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles a Harry Dresden type]].
** Also, there is no MurphysLaw, it's all ghosts, (including dragon ghosts) and Milo got his backpack from Bigfoot. That one finally causes Melissa to end things.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Dog Walker, Runner, Screamer]]
* Elliott stops Bradley from throwing a football, then promptly gets tackled by several football players.
--> '''Milo:''' Are you okay Elliott?
--> '''Elliott:''' ''(weakly)'' No, I injured my, well I guess my everything.
* While working in the sewers, Dakota & Cavendish find an alien sphere that allows things to float.
--> '''Cavendish:''' We've just discovered an unidentified alien object with anti-gravity properties. Oh, I feel like Sir Isaac Newton!
--> '''Dakota:''' Anti-gravity? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wouldn't that make you the opposite of Sir Isaac Newton?]]
* Milo visits Elliott in the hospital:
--> '''Milo:''' Is there anything I can do to help you out?
--> '''Elliott''' Besides moving to another state?
--> '''Milo:''' ''(laughs)'' Oh, you're not kidding.
* Elliott likes his dog walker job, because as he says, it's the only job where he gets paid.
* Diogee's reactions to the [[AbhorrentAdmirer poodle that likes him.]]
* A baseball ends up in an automobile factory, causing it to be spraypainted and have screws added to it.
--> '''Mechanical Arm #1:''' I don't think that was a car.
--> '''Mechanical Arm #2:''' Keep your head down, or we'll get replaced by a human. [[DontExplainTheJoke See, that's ironic, because we are taking human jobs.]]
--> '''Mechanical Arm #1:''' I understand the sarcasm, what do you think I am, a Model 3?
--> '''Both:''' ''(laugh, then long pause)'' [[KillAllHumans Kill the humans.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Now I Am a Murphy]]
* The Murphy women visit the art museum with Doofenshmirtz, when he accidentally activates an inator of his, [[AnimateInanimateObject turning all the art around them alive]] and causing a ruckus. However, [[InsistentTerminology Doof wouldn't call them "alive"]], as "alive" implies that the objects received a soul, preferring to instead call them "animated... [[MediumAwareness and expertly storyboarded]]". [[BreakingTheFourthWall Cut to a photo of storyboard artist James Kim while drawing a storyboard of the previous frame]] as a jingle plays.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': Just became a daddy!
* Milo wonders if the big secret is that he's an alien and says how cool that would be, with Martin & Brigette both adding in to it.
* Milo learning about the ancient ritual that all Murphy men go through which happens when they find a boombox in the attic.
--> '''Milo:''' Ancient ritual? Weren't boom boxes invented in the 80's?
--> '''Martin:''' Yeah well, I guess it's not that ancient.
* Doof's opinion on modern art. "It looks like Jackson Pollock threw up on a Picasso. Anybody can make modern art these days, I mean, look at this ''(pretending to talk like the statue)'' 'look at me, I'm a horse with a toilet for a head!' What's that even mean?"
* Grandpa Murphy [[DoIReallySoundLikeThat not liking the sound of]] [[SelfDeprecation his own]] [[Creator/FredWillard voice]]. Grandma Murphy has the same reaction to her voice.
* Sara adding [[MusicalSting "bum bum bum!"]] whenever "Dead Man's Bluff" is said.
--> '''Sara:''' ''(MicDrop)'' Sara, out.
** The sign outside of Blind Man’s Bluff actually says “Blind Man’s Bluff Bum Bum Bum”.
* Grandpa Murphy tells Milo the story of Jebediah Murphy and his son and says that no one who has ever attempted the test has made it out alive. Milo then points out that clearly he and his dad survived.
* [[ARareSentence "I'm beginning to think it might've been a mistake to put a cyborg brain into a wounded grizzly, and give him one instruction- destroy man."]]
* [[RascallyRaccoon Recurring Raccoon's]] appearance:
--> '''Singers:''' You've seen him before, you're gonna see him soon ''(the cyborg bear grabs him and drags him into the bu
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Abducting Murphy's Law]]
* When Scott the Undergrounder gives a despondent Cavendish hope:
-->'''Cavendish:'''"You know, people don't give you enough credit, because you live underground and you're well, filthy, but you are wise beyond your social strata."
* Zack & Melissa come over to hang with Milo [[note]] unknown to them, actually a robot [[/note]], but he's not ready:
--> '''Melissa:''' Okay, we'll be hanging with Dr. D.
--> '''Zack:''' Sounds like a TV show.
--> '' (a title card featuring Zack, Melissa with pigtails, Doof in a dragon costume all sitting on the couch, and & crude smiling lamp in front of a rainbow that reads "Hanging With Doctor D")''
--> '''Singers:''' Hanging with Doctor D!
* Melissa & Zack waiting in Doof's office.
--> '''Melissa:''' So, do you have any new "do good inators" you'd like to show us?
--> '''Zack:''' ''(under his breath)'' Why?
--> '''Melissa:''' ''(under breath)'' I was bored.
--> '''Zack:''' ''(under breath)'' We were safe!
* After several inators malfunction:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': "I'm sorry kids, my inators aren't working like they used to ''(an inator on the rug explodes)'' or, I guess, exactly like they used to, which is, you know, the problem."
* "Oh what does he know? He's just a boss person, with meetings & memos, and one of those little putting greens in his office, I assume."
* Dakota apparently has different tracksuits for eating & running.
* Doof tries to explain how his device can track Milo and avoid the usual calamities that befall him.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Well actually, the stuff that goes wrong around me is different. It's caused by my uh...uh...
--> '''Melissa:''' Stupidity?
--> '''Zack:''' Incompetence?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' I was going to say "poor planning," but thank you for that.
* Melissa helps Doof regain his confidence to help find Milo.
--> '''Melissa:''' You're a great inventor; you made us float upside down, you turned apples into ice cream. And, most importantly, you saved Zack's life.
--> '''Zack:''' Oh...[[BigWhat what?!]]
--> '''Melissa:''' After you turned him inside out.
--> '''Zack:''' Wait, what?!
--> '''Melissa:''' And erased his memory of the whole event.
** Later:
--> '''Zack:''' What did I look like?
--> '''Melissa:''' Inside out? You looked great.
--> '''Zack:''' Really?
--> '''Melissa:''' No not really, you were gross.
* After Milo is captured he's strapped to a table and asks where his backpack is. The Alien Commander then shows his backpack, strapped to another table.
* When interrogated by the Octalians, their translators are affected by MurphysLaw, so it sounds like they want to eat Milo, and all attempts to communicate with him only make him even more nervous.
* [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Milo also went missing last season.]] Specifically, fall.
* One Octalian's depiction of what he thinks is going on the vents, showing a crude drawing of Milo having webbed up the others and feeding them to his "hatchlings."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Goulash Legacy]]
* Essentially the whole premise of the episode; a goulash headed robot that saved humanity from rogue screech owls.
* Doof introducing Norm to the kids.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Oh sorry Norm, this is a whole new series... [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall of events that transpired.]]
* Norm's reaction to Doof's failed attempt to fit him to a new robot body: "[[WaxingLyrical I ain't got no body.]] I joke to hide my pain."
* Doof having to explain how his "Chicken-Replace Inator" works:
--> '''Melissa:''' You turned the goulash into a chicken?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' No, I didn't turn the goulash into a chicken, it's not magic. It just switched places with the nearest chicken--science.
** Despite this, people keep commenting on the goulash being turned into a chicken, with Doof replying how no one listened to him.
* Melissa & Milo's [[HurricaneOfPuns foot related puns]] after Zack accidentally uses the Hand-to-Foot-Inator on himself.
* "Oh no, my one weakness is [[WeaksauceWeakness sky banners!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Dog Who Knew Too Much]]
* The kids pageant is being held at the Museum of Sharp Objects.
** The emcee for said pageant talks about how his brother told him to get into real estate, but he chose to buy the museum, and now his brother is a success.
* Monogram & Carl debating what seasonal color Perry's dress is.
*
--> '''Sara:''' These aren't all mine, most of them are labcoats that are dirty. Except for this one ''(holds up coat)'' it's burnt.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Hey, I can take a hint. That was a hint right? It sounded hinty.
--> '''Sara:''' If by "hint" you mean I was referring to you being the dirty clothes culprit, then yes.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Mom! Sara's being mean to me!
--> '''Brigette:''' I'm not your mom, and Sara [[ImmediateSelfContradiction stop being mean to your brother.]]
* "Come back doggie, I'm not going to hurt you. I just want to pet you...using this spear."
* Heinz and Sara manage to trap the Hamper Helperer-Inator in a garbage bin, as they high five. However, as Sara remembers that the Inator going haywire was Doof's fault in the first place, she demands her high-five ''back''. And take it back she does.
-->'''Heinz:''' Oh, that's harsh, bro.
* Doof ends up accidentally destroying his device, as per usual.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Oh sorry, I hit the self-destruct button with my nose.
--> '''Sara:''' Your hamper has a self-destruct?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Yours doesn't?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Adventure Buddies]]
* The episode begins with Vanessa helping to chisel her dad's head out of a block of concrete. During this, Doof says he learned that construction workers don't want his advice.
* When she suggests he make up with Perry, he refuses unless Perry calls him first. Vanessa then reminds him that Perry can't talk.
* Brigette leaves Doof in charge of watching Diogee while she leaves. As Doof tells her how he'll handle it, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Diogee can be seen breaking through the fence in the backyard]].
* Doof is genuinely excited to join Scott the undergrounder on his sewer-goingg "Adventure Boat".
-->'''Doof:''' Oh this is great! we're gonna live on the river like Huck Finn and Tom What's-His-Face.
* After Milo & Zack are washed out of the sewers by a massive wave, he responds simply with "so, tetanus shot?"
* The song is about how squinting makes things in the sewers look "old-timey."
* Doof attempts to get his mind off of Perry:
-->'''Doof''': Ahh, now this is the spirit of adventure; just two hat twins with no conflicts, rivalries or mind games. Unlike a certain platypus I know, who shall remain nameless. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction But his name is Perry the platypus!"]]
* Doof is jealous of Scott's relationship with [[CompanionCube Mildred]], so he creates one of his own:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' ''(holds a mop adorned with a sponge and other things)'' Allow me to introduce Stephanie, my girlfriend. We have so much in common, it's ridiculous. I mean, we're both skinny, we have clumps of hair, we both... like buckets, and uh... well I guess that's about it- skinny, clumps of hair, and we both like buckets. That's enough to build a relationship on, right?
--> '''Scott:''' [[HypocriticalHumor You...you realize that's a mop, right?]]
* Scott's [[InsaneTrollLogic speech about how Doof isn't so much a third wheel as a unicycle.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ride Along Little Doggie]]
* Elliot refuses letting Martin, Brigette and Sara to get closer to their son.
-->'''Elliot:''' Hey, I don't make the rules, man.\\
'''Martin:''' Then who makes the rules?\\
''[[{{Beat}} (Beat)]]''\\
'''Elliot:''' ...Okay, I make the rules.
* Waiting for the stoplight, Officers Fuller and Hastings inform Diogee about how cunningly fast Zippy is. However, Fuller couldn't even finish her sentence as Zippy [[SlowMotionPassBy passes them by in slowmotion]], pulling an evil, taunting grin. What makes this extra funny is that his theme song is ''also'' played in slowmotion, and once he's in the distance, the music ''speeds up''.
* Amanda catches Milo falling down in the auditorium's basement, and Milo is surprised how she got there.
-->'''Amanda:''' ''(teasingly)'' [[FailedASpotCheck There's an elevator right over there.]]
* Everything involving sick Lydia. It veers between CringeComedy & CrossesTheLineTwice:
--> '''Lydia:''' I'm not gonne let a little fever, chills, dizziness, temporary blindness,uncontrollable body spasms, forgetfulness, mood swings & forgetfulness stop us from getting out there. Where are we?
--> '''Zack:''' Wow, I had a splinter and I almost gave up.
* Zack commenting on how the WIBAS "it's like something that would only happen on a TV show. [[SelfDeprecation You know, at the end of the season when the writers are tired."]]
* That Zippy was apparently running a chop shop with help from squirrels.
--> '''Squirrel:''' ''(subtitles)'' It's a raid!
* When Principal Milder is asked to stall, she tells jokes. ''Very badly.''
--> '''Milder''': Who likes comedy? (She tells one joke.)"I've got a million of them!" (She tells a second joke.) Apparently I only have the two.
* While the two female officers are talking to a disinterested Diogee, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Zippy can be seen easily escaping from his handcuffs]] and [[VillainExitStageLeft runs off.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Look at This Ship]]
* Cavendish's video journal that ends with him getting honey on him and [[BearsAreBadNews chased by a bear.]]
* "How come [[NoodleIncident every time I steal a news van with a guy in a top hat, he ends up being a total nutcase?"]]
* Doofenshmirtz doing his best to help Dakota:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' You need clues, like he had a secret life, or he's royalty, or he's a monkey. Or both [[TakeThat like all the royals.]]
* The radio guy interrupting Cavendish with his various sound effect buttons.
* When Doof tries to get into Cavendish's head to help find, he asks what he's like, always ending the description with "plays by his own rules."
* Doof's definition of a partner:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Whoa whoa, hold on there buddy. A partner is supposed to fly through the window and hit you with his tail. At least, that's what Perry the Platypus did.
* Doof & Dakota's agument ends when Doof makes fun of Dakota's "Nasally voice."[[note]] [[DontExplainTheJoke They both have the same both voice actor, Dan Povenmire.]][[/note]]
--> '''Dakota:''' Oh you're one to talk, your voice sounds like a screech owl being dragged under a cement mixer.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' You don't know what that sounds like!
--> '''Dakota:''' Yeah I do, [[ShapedLikeItself it sounds just like you!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Cast Party ]]
* After Zack explains that he's giving up interpretive dance because he crashed through a harp, Amanda admits that she thought the harp thing was a metaphor.
* Amanda's chart of Zack's various moods to determine when he's happy again.
* Amanda's story of how she broke her arm was that a pair of mice fell on her while she was skateboarding:
--> '''Amanda:''' I didn't even know mice could fly. And neither did the Internet, I looked it up.
* Doof, on his injury: "I broke my funny bone, [[{{Irony}} which, was not actually funny.]]
* When Scott tells the story of how he got injured, it's revealed he stepped on [[CompanionCube Mildred]]. In the present, she's seen at the party wearing a head brace and with a weirdly drawn new expression.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Safety First]]
* Doofenshmirtz is invited to participate in a filming project for school. He arrives in a souped-up golf cart [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy wearing hip-hop clothes]] and [[JiveTurkey speaking slang]], complete with "gangsta" entry song.
** Doof thinks Zack's script stinks (literately, as he spilled pickled herring on it) and offers him a new one:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Anyway, Dog E. Dog and I have come with a new script and it's pretty sweet.
--> '''Melissa:''' ''(reading script)'' This is just the word "bark" written a bunch of times.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Pret-ty sweet.
** Back in his normal clothing, Heinz then interrupts the filming with extra suggestions and making faces, annoying Amanda and Bradley greatly.
* Originally, Scott the Undergrounder was supposed to be in the movie, but he had an appointment. What was it? Couples counseling.
* How they settled on Doof:
--> '''Melissa:''' Don't panic, all we have to do is find a grown-up with no life, who's sitting around in the middle of the day with nothing to do.
--> [[DescriptionCut ''(cut to Doof on the couch in his underwear)'']]
* When Elliot rhymes "buffalo" with "marshmallow," Milo [[LampshadeHanging repeatedly points out]] how those words don't rhyme.
* During the episode, Milo often pops up in a little bubble [[BreakingTheFourthWall to comment on the action.]] At the end, Doof & Diogee appear in the bubble, and Milo asks how they got in there.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Cavendish Unleashed]]
* The woods named [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "the easy to get lost in and die" woods]]. The guy leading the pogo-stick hike admits that he never made the connection before.
* A man is trying to dump toxic waste into the forest and gloats how much it's going to destroy everything while he gains a lot of profit for it. The giant alien wrecks his campsite, breaks his bones, and sends a car flying onto him.
-->'''Man''': [[LaserGuidedKarma Okay, maybe I deserved this.]]
** Later, another man is planning on destroying the forest to build a desert-themed theme park (despite there being an actual desert nearby) and proclaims that he's going to shave some woodland animals and put shells on them to pass them off as turtles. Just like with the previous guy, the alien wrecks his campsite, breaks his bones, and sends a car flying onto him. He also states,
--> '''Other Man'''": Okay, maybe I deserved this."
** And finally, the Mayor is about to pass an environmental law and speaks to the crowd on how the forest and its inhabitants must be protected. Just when it looks like the alien is heading straight towards him like it did with the other men, [[BaitAndSwitch it instead passes by harmlessly]], allowing him to sign with barely a notice.
* Cavendish attempts to lasso the giant creature, but is pulled off by it, making a weird scream in the process:
--> '''Cavendish:''' I may be able to gently lead the creature to... ''(gets dragged off)'' BLAAAAAAUGHEEEYAHOH!
--> '''Milo:''' Where's he going?
--> '''Zack:''' Duh, to ''(imitates Cavendish's scream)'' BLAAAAAAUGHEEEYAHOH!
* When Milo and friends end up floating on giant rubber ducks, Zack is [[LamePunReaction unamused by Milo making a "duck tape" pun.]]
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[[folder:First Impressions]]
* Apparently, Milo's bad luck has been causing chaos for his family ''literally'' since the day he was born. In fact, Murphy's Law striking when Martin wasn't around was how Milo's mom knew she would be having a boy.
* "We're not best friends just because we met. I mean, we're not four!"
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[[folder:The Mid-Afternoon Snack Club]]
* Mr. Blunt, the SadistTeacher, announces that the "k" in his name is silent.. When Melissa notes there is no "k" in his name, he responds "it's also invisible."
* Mr. Blunt giving detentions for minor things, including a bird tweeting.
* Bradley recognizes the situation as Film/TheBreakfastClub ripoff and decides to be the "angry malcontent who lashes out at everyone."
* Apparently, several characters can't tell Chad & Mort apart.
** Also works as a Meta-joke, as many fans were confused by the two boys designs.
* The song "Looking High and Low for Milo" a catchy tune [[LyricalDissonance about a cyborg bear out to get revenge]]. Also doubles as SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic.
* Mort never getting to tell his story, and even being cut off by the ending of the episode.
* Bradley chastises Zack for bringing everyone down with his secret. Amanda’s response?
-->'''Amanda''': Dude, you just cried like a baby.
* "Everyone thinks they know me, but I have a wild side. Once, in algebra, I didn't take any notes at all."
* It turns out Mr. Blunt is a fan of Lindana, as the kids [[IsThisThingOn accidentally over hear him singing over the intercom]].
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[[folder:Parks and Wreck]]
* The opening features Trucker Ted on the phone with [[AnimatedActors his agent]], complaining about just being cast as an accident-prone trucker who gets used as a plot device.
** When he shows up later in the episode, he's happy he's getting a second appearance. Then he shows up again in the final scene. His dialogue isn't audible, but he looks directly at the camera and holds up three fingers, so he's bragging about his third appearance.
* Melissa and Amanda get competitive over who can clean up the park in less time. Amanda decides to make it an actual competition, where the girl with the better half of the park wins.
--> '''Melissa''': [bewildered] "Win ''what''?"
--> '''Amanda''': [intense] "''Something!''"
--> '''Melissa''': [serious] "You're on!"
* Zack starts acting increasingly loopy and erratic from being left hanging upside-down.
-->'''Zack:''' Wait, are you kidding right now? ''I'' don't even know how many hamsters I have!
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[[folder:Escape]]
* Lydia tries to help the others pass the time with some improvisational acting exercises, one of which involves a ''film noir'' scenario in a hair salon atop a volcano. Coach Nolan doesn't seem to get how improv works, and Scott the Undergrounder wants to play the part of the hair dryer and starts climbing atop Coach.
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[[folder:Milo in Space]]
* The Octalians brought ''six'' ships as back-ups due to Milo's bad luck. All but one of them are destroyed by various disasters over the course of a single musical number.
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[[folder:Sphere and Loathing in Outer Space]]
* The Octalian commander shows Milo the massive sphere of entropic energy threatening their home planet through a view-scoope... while [[SoundtrackDissonance wacky "Yakkity Sax"-esque music plays]]. Then the Octalian realizes she had the music setting on the scope set to "Fun and Frolic" instead of "Dramatic".
* When Melissa gets the idea to FollowTheChaos to whatever trouble Milo has gotten into, [[CowardlyLion Zach]] triumphantly shouts "Let's run ''towards'' the danger! Also, [[ICantBelieveImSayingThis I CANNOT believe I just said that!]]"
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