History Funny / MattHardy

** Jeff finds his brother being an engineer, dressed in a white sweater all while Senor Benjamin is lounging around. When he attempts to recreate the whole "Brother Nero, I knew you'd come!" schtick, Matt is honestly confused as to what's going on.

* ''Total Nonstop Deletion'', [[{{Pun}} full stop!]] During the entire PPV there was a fake [[ShowWithinAShow news channel]] reporting the different events that happened on Cameron, NC. A volcano erupted in the Land of Deletion at the Hardy compound, and should House Hardy lose a single match, the volcano will swallow the whole area. ''Every'' member of House Hardy (including ''Senor Benjamin and King Maxel'') was booked and the main event would be the ''Tag Team Apocalypto'', which was basically the ''Final Deletion'' UpToEleven.

In 2016, Matt struck gold with the "Broken" gimmick in [[Wrestling/ImpactWrestling TNA]]. It was a gimmick of such weirdness that he could do his own television series with everything that he's done. We would like to note that [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer none of what is listed below is made up]], [[CrazyAEnoughToWork no matter how WTF bonkers it may sound]]. Notable moments include:

In 2016, Matt struck gold with the "Broken" gimmick in [[Wrestling/ImpactWrestling TNA]]. It was a gimmick of such weirdness that he could do his own television series with everything that he's done. We would like to note that [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer none of what is listed below is made up]], [[CrazyAwesome no matter how WTF bonkers it may sound]]. Notable moments include:

--> '''Matt:''' ''I'm fat, I'm slow, I'm old! Even my children don't respect me!''

--> '''Matt:''' ''As I search for my son's soccer ball, deep in the woods of the Hardy compound, I have to break something to each and everyone of you [[Wrestling/WadeBarrett I've got some BAD NEWS!]][[note]]Sorry Wade Barrett.[[/note]].''

** BROKEN Matt lets The Boogeyman try out some greenbeans...and the Boogeyman spits out and asks if Matt is ''nuts''.

In 2016, Matt struck gold with the "Broken" gimmick in [[Wrestling/ImpactWrestling TNA]]. It was a gimmick of such weirdness that he could do his own television series with everything that he's done. Notable moments include:

* ''Delete or DECAY'': revealing that he has his own personal zoo filled with the "greatest souls of existence", showcasing George Washington in the body of a giraffe, then having Brother Nero fight off Smokin' Joe Frazer in the body ''of a kangaroo'', mentions how he's a SpotMonkey whisperer and names a selection of monkeys based off of X Division wrestlers and talks to a lion that hosts the soul of ''Genghis Khan''. '''And that's just before the fight happens'''.
** Post ''Delete or DECAY'' he finds Vanguard-1 offline and absolutely goes ''over the top'' on Vanguard-1 being unconscious, going as far as to scream, "Don't you do this to me!" before really hamming it up. You can even hear what sounds like the cameraman {{Corpsing}} at Matt's shenanigans.
*** And just to make things ''more'' ridiculous (if it hasn't already at that point), Broken Matt then ''pleads with the seven deities to infuse the life energy he [=DELETEd=] from Brother Nero into Vanguard-1, returning it to "life".'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer No]] [[https://youtu.be/dwxDdROYte4?t=48s really.]]

** He then shoos away the next trick or treaters...Hurricane Helms.

** How does Matt revert to his "Broken" self? By pledging the Seven Deities to strike him with a lightning bolt!

** The highlight, however, is the ''Tag Team Apocalypto'' match. A [[GimmickMatches Falls Count Anywhere]] like the Final Deletion, but involving every TagTeam in TNA/Impact's Tag Team division and with a last-team-standing elimination format. To ensure some order in the upcoming chaos, TNA lended many referees to this match.

-->'''BROKEN Matt:''' Even the [[Wrestling/TripleH Man with three "H"s]] would be [[TakeThat proud on how we buried this young and promising talent.]] ''(he and Hurricane Helms gives thumbs up to the camera)''
*** Rockstar Spud's participation in the match. After witnessing Decay (Abyss and Crazzy Steve) mowing down most of the TagTeam roster, he promises to bring a partner bigger than anything that they have ever seen before. The partner in question? ''Wrestling/{{Hornswoggle}}''.

* Three Words: BROKEN Matt Hardy. Seriously, he could do his own television series (which, if rumours are true, is happening soon on the WWE Network) with everything that he's done. This includes:
** ''Delete or DECAY'': revealing that he has his own personal zoo filled with the "greatest souls of existence", showcasing George Washington in the body of a giraffe, then having Brother Nero fight off Smokin' Joe Frazer in the body ''of a kangaroo'', mentions how he's a SpotMonkey whisperer and names a selection of monkeys based off of X Division wrestlers and talks to a lion that hosts the soul of ''Genghis Khan''. '''And that's just before the fight happens'''.
*** Post ''Delete or DECAY'' he finds Vanguard-1 offline and absolutely goes ''over the top'' on Vanguard-1 being unconscious, going as far as to scream, "Don't you do this to me!" before really hamming it up. You can even hear what sounds like the cameraman {{Corpsing}} at Matt's shenanigans.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqAt-xiSVtg Trick or DELETE]]: Handing out green beans to kids dressed in costumes. And when he confronts one dressed as a box of donuts:
-->'''BROKEN Matt:''' Remember children, [[TakeThatAudience no one likes a Fat Hardy]].
*** He then shoos away the next trick or treaters...Hurricane Helms.
** During a backstage fight between DCC, he commands a forklift operator to charge after one of the members. When the operator refuses, Matt bites him.

* Sometime after the initial amnesia episode, Matt is seen deleting emails and eating candy. After Queen Rebecca states that they wouldn't have that candy if Matt didn't hand out green beans during Halloween, Matt questions what kind of lunatic would do so. And when she leaves, he decides to unsub'''scribe''' for an email in regards to a rock band known as The Young Bucks...and the Scribe appears ''again''.

*** (seeing Vanguard-1 projecting him) "How did you get my head in there?"
*** (Running a lawn mower over Jeff's tribal lawn) "How can I be so cruel?"
*** (Setting the Jeff Hardy Cross on fire at the end of the match) "I'm committing arson! I'm a TERRIBLE PERSON!"
* And, thanks to ''Total Nonstop Deletion'', Matt's son Maxel got a pro wrestling win under his belt. ''At the age of '''one'''''. Granted, his opponent ([[Wrestling/DrakeMaverick Rockstar Spud]]) was tazed by Benjamin at the beginning of the match, but still!
** How about the time ''Vanguard-1'' wanted to fight and got rejected by the referee? Or the entire ''Tag Team Apocalypto'' match, especially this line after he and Hurricane Helms [[ItMakesSenseInContext shovel dirt onto the Helms Dynasty]]

* And, thanks to ''Total Nonstop Deletion'', Matt's son Maxel got a pro wrestling win under his belt. ''At the age of '''one'''''. Granted, his opponent (Rockstar Spud, now known as WWE 205 Live GM Drake Maverick) was tazed by Benjamin at the beginning of the match, but still!

*** Why was The Boogeyman there in the first place? Matt hired him to do the catering!

** Trick or DELETE: Handing out green beans to kids dressed in costumes. And when he confronts one dressed as a box of donuts: