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*** "[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!]]" ([[UnreadablyFastText THIS JOKE IS DEPLETED]])
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*** "[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!]]" ([[UnreadablyFastText ([[OverusedRunningGag THIS JOKE IS DEPLETED]])
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** Anything involving the "Ridin' on a Turtle" song.
** "'''[[JumpScare VAGINITIS]]'''"
** "'''[[JumpScare VAGINITIS]]'''"
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** Anything "Premarin vaginal cream can give you vaginitis ... vaginitis ... '''''[[JumpScare VAGINITIS]]'''''"
** The recurring CutawayGag involving the "Ridin' on a Turtle"song.
** "'''[[JumpScare VAGINITIS]]'''"song.
** The recurring CutawayGag involving the "Ridin' on a Turtle"
** "'''[[JumpScare VAGINITIS]]'''"
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBJZvh7i1VA The Big City Toilet, Part 3]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBJZvh7i1VA com/watch?v=nZ_RaA4_EQU The Big City Toilet, Part 3]]
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** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]] dancing in place of the logo
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** "[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Is this the Krusty Krab?]]" "No, this is Batman."
** "Twenty years ago, one reporter found shocking shit: how, when Martha was just a child, her mother committed suicide, then brutally murdered her father, then committed suicide, then brutally murdered Martha, then committed suicide, then brutally murdered Thomas Wayne, then brutally tried to force this crusading reporter into a hush money agreement, then committed suicide, then brutally murdered this crusading reporter, then committed suicide, then brutally committed suicide, then brutally used their power and money to brutally cover it up!"
** "Twenty years ago, one reporter found shocking shit: how, when Martha was just a child, her mother committed suicide, then brutally murdered her father, then committed suicide, then brutally murdered Martha, then committed suicide, then brutally murdered Thomas Wayne, then brutally tried to force this crusading reporter into a hush money agreement, then committed suicide, then brutally murdered this crusading reporter, then committed suicide, then brutally committed suicide, then brutally used their power and money to brutally cover it up!"
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** "It has the strength to hold up to 150 times as much shit as the original Big City Toilet! And because it's only half the size of the original, you can shit in that impossible to reach area, like when you're hiding under a child's bed! Or how about shitting in a busy museum while you enjoy the beautiful art?"
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** "It has the strength to hold up to 150 times as much shit as the original Big City Toilet! And because it's only half the size of the original, you can shit in that impossible to reach area, like when you're hiding under a child's bed! Or how about shitting in a busy museum while you enjoy the beautiful art?"art? Museums are gonna love it!"
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc9eQmgIRW0 Billy Mays Sells Cat Urine]]
** Just the sheer absurdity of Billy Mays trying to sell the viewer ''cat urine'', claiming it to be "the most important product [he's] ever endorsed" and claiming it can be used to cure chickenpox and as a burger ingredient.
** "Spray cat urine on a shower door, and [[CaptainObvious you'll have cat urine on a shower door!]] (beat) Cat urine, and the soap scum is gone!"
** "But I'm not done yet! Call right now, and I'll triple the offer and send you gopher urine, a $20 value, free! All for just $19.99! Order right now!"
** Billy shoving his face in a used litter box over and over in TheStinger.
** Just the sheer absurdity of Billy Mays trying to sell the viewer ''cat urine'', claiming it to be "the most important product [he's] ever endorsed" and claiming it can be used to cure chickenpox and as a burger ingredient.
** "Spray cat urine on a shower door, and [[CaptainObvious you'll have cat urine on a shower door!]] (beat) Cat urine, and the soap scum is gone!"
** "But I'm not done yet! Call right now, and I'll triple the offer and send you gopher urine, a $20 value, free! All for just $19.99! Order right now!"
** Billy shoving his face in a used litter box over and over in TheStinger.
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** "Proudly display all your shit worldwide in famous museums and sports halls. [[BlatantLies Famous museums and sports halls are gonna love it!]]"
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** "With the Drunk Jack, you'll finally be saying… (''slurred and slowed down'') Taaaaaaake a loooooook at Biiiiiiilly Maaaaaaays
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** "With the Drunk Jack, you'll finally be saying… (''slurred and slowed down'') Taaaaaaake a loooooook at Biiiiiiilly Maaaaaaays
"Maaaaaaays…"
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** "To be on the New England weird strap-on Patriot Team, you have to have dick cancer!"
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** "Here's how it works! Just travel back in time..." ''(Music/{{Creed}}'s "Higher" starts playing)'' [[GrandfatherParadox then simply give your dad a vasectomy with a dull knife!]] Or if you don't know who your father is, you can give your whore mother an abortion before she shits you out into the world!"
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** "Here's how it works! Just travel back in time..." ''(Music/{{Creed}}'s ''(Music/{{Creed|Band}}'s "Higher" starts playing)'' [[GrandfatherParadox then simply give your dad a vasectomy with a dull knife!]] Or if you don't know who your father is, you can give your whore mother an abortion before she shits you out into the world!"
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--->'''Parents''': [[Music/{{Creed}} Ha!]]
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--->'''Parents''': [[Music/{{Creed}} [[Music/CreedBand Ha!]]
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--->'''Billy''': No problem, asshole. Watch this. (''uses sander'') Did ya get that, camera guy? (''slips'') Shit. Mother fucker.
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--->'''Billy''': [[TemptingFate No problem, asshole. Watch this. ]] (''uses sander'') Did ya get that, camera guy? [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome (''slips'') Shit. Mother fucker.]]
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** "The Drunk Jack transmits Creator/BillyMays through the speakers in your car. Instead of hearing music, you hear Billy Mays, who will help you drive home. Drinking and driving is safe, and way more fun for your entire family. But in some bullshit states, it's illegal. ''(cue [[FreezeFrameBonus map of the U.S. with every state labelled as a bullshit state]])'' What the fuck? But in my car I say fuck it, it's legal."
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** "The Drunk Jack transmits Creator/BillyMays through the speakers in your car. Instead of hearing music, you hear Billy Mays, who will help you drive home. Drinking and driving is safe, and way more fun for your entire family. But in some bullshit states, it's illegal. ''(cue [[FreezeFrameBonus map of the U.S. with every state labelled as a bullshit state]])'' What the fuck? [[TheUnfettered But in my car I say fuck it, it's legal."]]"
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** "I ''hate'' the environment! Don't you?"
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** "As a Florida resident, I can talk and drive at over a hundred miles per hour, without any insurance!" ([[UnreadablyFastText This is how Florida actually works]]) "Don't let red lights and pedestrians slow you down, when you can run right over them with Billy Mays! Now that's the power--" ''[slam]'' "--of this 6,000 pound car!"
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** "As a Florida resident, I can talk and drive at over a hundred miles per hour, without any insurance!" ([[UnreadablyFastText This is how Florida actually works]]) "Don't let red lights and pedestrians slow you down, when you can run right over them with Billy Mays! Now that's the power--" ''[slam]'' "--of this 6,000 pound car!"car!
*** "If this was your grandma, then you've gotta scrape them off the road, right now!" (This is how Florida actually works)
*** "If this was your grandma, then you've gotta scrape them off the road, right now!" (This is how Florida actually works)
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** And [[RuleOfThree once more...]]
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** Billy getting his [[OverlyLongGag extensive array of "medical" drugs from the pharmacy]] ([[RuleOfThree This is how Florida actually works]])
** And [[RuleOfThree once more...]]]]
** And [[RuleOfThree once more...
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** "They're so strong you can safely hang a heavy mirror-sized wall, or this giant Iraqi" ''[[[AcceptableTargets cue picture of Saddam Hussein's execution]]]'' "...with confidence!"
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** "They're so strong you can safely hang a heavy mirror-sized wall, or this giant Iraqi" ''[[[AcceptableTargets cue ''[cue picture of Saddam Hussein's execution]]]'' execution]'' "...with confidence!"
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** "But call right now, and we'll send Billy Mays' clothing! It gives you that Billy Mays look!"
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** "But call right now, and we'll send you Billy Mays' clothing! It gives you that Billy Mays look!"
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** ''([[TakeThat smashes the head of]] Creator/VinceOffer)'' "[[TheStinger Sham-pow]] [[CensoredForComedy motherf*cker!]]"
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** ''([[TakeThat smashes the head of]] Creator/VinceOffer)'' "[[TheStinger Sham-pow]] Sham-POW]], [[CensoredForComedy motherf*cker!]]"
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--> "Could somebody please try some of [[Music/JasonAldean Mr. Aldean's]] suggestions in a small town and report back? I would like to try them myself, but I live in a major metropolitan area."
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** "[[TheStinger Hello Alosaurus Alan!]]"
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** "[[TheStinger Hello]] [[Advertising/{{Volvic}} Alosaurus Alan!]]" ''[monotone]'' "Hello."
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--->'''Narrator''': Fine, fuck this. Bring in the next guy.
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--->'''Narrator''': Fine, fuck this. Bring in Get the next guy.
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** "Billy's spending some hard time in drug rehab. So here's your host, [[Advertising/FlexSeal Phil Swift]]." ''[[[TakeThat booing]]]''
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** "Billy's spending some hard time in drug rehab. So here's your our host, [[Advertising/FlexSeal Phil Swift]]." ''[[[TakeThat booing]]]''
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--->'''Narrator''': Fine, fuck this. Bring in the next guy.
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** "Punch a cop, [[GroinAttack stomp on his cock]]."
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** "Punch "Sucker punch a cop, [[GroinAttack stomp on his cock]].cock]], take his gun."
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** "[[IntercourseWithYou Suck my]] [[TeenyWeenie small cock]] in a small town. It won't take long for me to cum in a small town, got a gun--" ''[bang]'' "Got a gunt, gotta shit" ''[[[RunningGag fart]]]''
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** "[[IntercourseWithYou Suck my]] [[TeenyWeenie small cock]] in a small town. It won't take long for me to cum in a small town, got a gun--" ''[bang]'' "Got a gunt, [[FatSlob gunt]], gotta shit" ''[[[RunningGag fart]]]''
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** "We shit in the road" ''[[[{{Gasshole}} fart]]]''
** "It won't take long for me to cum in a small town, got a gun--" ''[bang]'' "Got a gunt, gotta shit" ''[[[RunningGag fart]]]''
** "It won't take long for me to cum in a small town, got a gun--" ''[bang]'' "Got a gunt, gotta shit" ''[[[RunningGag fart]]]''
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** "We "'Round here we shit in the road" ''[[[{{Gasshole}} fart]]]''
**"It "[[IntercourseWithYou Suck my]] [[TeenyWeenie small cock]] in a small town. It won't take long for me to cum in a small town, got a gun--" ''[bang]'' "Got a gunt, gotta shit" ''[[[RunningGag fart]]]''
**
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** "Other cleaners drip and run, but Orange Glo is thick like Billy Mays' cum!"
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** "With iCant, you'll finally be saying; 'Here Billy, take my money!' And making your money my money is something I'm really passionate about!]]"
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** "With iCant, you'll finally be saying; 'Here Billy, take my money!' And making your money my money is something I'm really passionate about!]]"about!"
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** "When you call, you'll get to talk with me, Billy Mays, who will help you decide which policy gets me the most money!"
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** "When you call, you'll get to talk with me, Billy Mays, [[CorruptCorporateExecutive who will help you decide which policy gets me the most money!"money!]]"
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** "With iCant, you'll finally be saying; 'Here Billy, take my money!' [[CorruptCorporateExecutive And making your money my money is something I'm really passionate about!]]"
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** "With iCant, you'll finally be saying; 'Here Billy, take my money!' [[CorruptCorporateExecutive And making your money my money is something I'm really passionate about!]]"
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** "Ordinary burgers taste like shit on a bun! Well, let me show you how to cook delicious Billy Burgers, right now! You need two gophers, six sticks of Mighty Putty, and a whopping. six-pound bucket of [[BallsGag Billy Mays' nuts!]] First clean this shit off your stove, you dirty whore! Then simply kill the gopher..." ''[smash]'' "...and mix it up with a bucket with Mighty Putt-"
*** "I know I should have health insurance but on my budget I just can-" "[[MemeticMutation You shut your whore mouth]] [[ItsAllAboutMe when Billy Mays is talking!]]"
** "[[Creator/VinceOffer You're gonna love my nuts!]]"
*** "I know I should have health insurance but on my budget I just can-" "[[MemeticMutation You shut your whore mouth]] [[ItsAllAboutMe when Billy Mays is talking!]]"
** "[[Creator/VinceOffer You're gonna love my nuts!]]"
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** "Ordinary burgers taste like shit on a bun! Well, let me show you how to cook delicious Billy Burgers, right now! You need two gophers, six sticks of Mighty Putty, and a whopping. whopping, six-pound bucket of [[BallsGag Billy Mays' nuts!]] First First, clean this shit off your stove, you dirty whore! Then simply kill the gopher..." ''[smash]'' "...and mix it up with a bucket with Mighty Putt-"
Putty--"
*** "I know I should have health insurance but on my budget I justcan-" can't--" "[[MemeticMutation You shut your whore mouth]] [[ItsAllAboutMe when Billy Mays is talking!]]"
** "[[Creator/VinceOffer You're gonna love my nuts!]]"talking!]]"
*** "I know I should have health insurance but on my budget I just
** "[[Creator/VinceOffer You're gonna love my nuts!]]"
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** ''([[TakeThat smashes the head of]] Creator/VinceOffer)'' "[[TheStinger Sham-pow]] [[CensoredForComedy motherf*cker!]]"
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** "[[TheStinger Sham-POW,]] [[BleepCensor motherf*cker!]]"
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** ''([[TakeThat smashes the head of]] Creator/VinceOffer)'' "[[TheStinger Sham-POW,]] [[BleepCensor Sham-pow]] [[CensoredForComedy motherf*cker!]]"
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** "Let me show you how to cook delicious Billy Burgers, right now! You need two gophers, six sticks of Mighty Putty, and a whopping. six-pound bucket of [[BallsGag Billy Mays' nuts!]] First clean this shit off this stove, you dirty whore! Then simply kill the gopher and mix it up with a bucket with Mighty Putt-"
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** "Let "Ordinary burgers taste like shit on a bun! Well, let me show you how to cook delicious Billy Burgers, right now! You need two gophers, six sticks of Mighty Putty, and a whopping. six-pound bucket of [[BallsGag Billy Mays' nuts!]] First clean this shit off this your stove, you dirty whore! Then simply kill the gopher gopher..." ''[smash]'' "...and mix it up with a bucket with Mighty Putt-"
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** "Call right now, or Billy Mays will ruin your shit for life! Just pay separate shipping and handling."
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** "Call "But call right now, and we'll send Billy Mays' clothing! It gives you that Billy Mays look!"
** "But I'm not done yet! Call right now, or Billy Mays will ruin your shit for life! Just pay separate shipping and handling."
** "[[TheStinger Sham-POW,]] [[BleepCensor motherf*cker!]]"
** "But I'm not done yet! Call right now, or Billy Mays will ruin your shit for life! Just pay separate shipping and handling."
** "[[TheStinger Sham-POW,]] [[BleepCensor motherf*cker!]]"
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** "See my fat ass in a small town."
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** "See my fat ass in a small town.town, I recommend you don't."
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** "See my fat ass in a small town"
** "It won't take long for me to cum in a small town, got a gun--" ''[bang]'' "Got a gunt, gotta shit" ''[[[{{Gasshole}} fart]]]''
** "It won't take long for me to cum in a small town, got a gun--" ''[bang]'' "Got a gunt, gotta shit" ''[[[{{Gasshole}} fart]]]''
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** "Punch a cop, [[GroinAttack stomp on his cock]]."
** "See my fat ass in a smalltown"
town."
** "We shit in the road" ''[[[{{Gasshole}} fart]]]''
** "It won't take long for me to cum in a small town, got a gun--" ''[bang]'' "Got a gunt, gotta shit"''[[[{{Gasshole}} ''[[[RunningGag fart]]]''
** "See my fat ass in a small
** "We shit in the road" ''[[[{{Gasshole}} fart]]]''
** "It won't take long for me to cum in a small town, got a gun--" ''[bang]'' "Got a gunt, gotta shit"