History Funny / LogOne

* The standard Spock-[=McCoy=] SnarkToSnarkCombat

** In a CallBack to this, later (when the doctor has got Spock back on his feet after the entity went at him with an AgonyBeam)
-->'''Spock''' ''(still slightly groggy)'': A fine, professional job, Doctor. Fortunately, your medicine is more effective than your jokes.

* When Spock gets a bit too literal minded in answering a rhetorical question
-->'''Kirk''': Now you're acting unnecessarily rational, Spock

* Kirk keeps getting interrupted as he is recording the Captain's Log
-->'''Kirk''': Quiet, Mr. Spock. I'm recording. Or trying to. (Hits the unlucky Pause Button [[RunningGag again]])Erase that last.

-->''The Mantillian government had shouted loud enough for Starfleet Command to hear, and Starfleet Command had shouted for the Enterprise. And Kirk—Kirk could only shout at the gods of coincidence and bad timing. At least they didn't shout back, they only snickered.''

--> '''[=McCoy=]''': If we can't stop it, Jim, millions will die
--> '''Kirk''' ''(looks back, not having noticed Mc Coy was on the Bridge)'': Hello, Bones. I know

-->'''Spock''': Captain, I believe that your question is unnecessarily replete with emotional overtones.
-->'''Kirk''' ''(glaring at him and the cloud in turns)'': This whole situation is unnecessarily replete with emotional overtones, Mr. Spock. Please answer the question.

* When faced with the imminent self-destruction of Enterprise (and themselves) as the only option to destroy the entity, the human Bridge crew resorts to BlackComedy, much to Spock's bafflement.

-->'''Kirk''' ''(grinning even wider)'': Stop it, Bones. You're killing me

!!Beyond The Furthest Star

Beyond The Furthest Star

-->'''Spock'''''(bemused)'': Sir?

-->'''Kirk''': All personnel shall wear..(About to say 'sidearms', then realizes that with the incorporeal creature, there's nothing to shoot at, changes tracks mid sentence)..All personnel shall wear clothes.

* Scotty trying (and failing) to explain idioms to Spock

-->'''Scotty'''''(to a grinning Kirk)'':I've an easier time communicatin' with a number-four automatic welder!

* The standard Spock-Mc Coy SnarkToSnarkCombat

-->'''Spock''':It is very easy to tell when you are joking, Doctor—which is most of the time. It is when your statements make absolutely no sense—which is most of the time.

-->'''Spock'''''(still slightly groggy)'': A fine, professional job, Doctor. Fortunately, your medicine is more effective than your jokes.

* Mc Coy's InstantSedation hits an annoyed Kirk.
-->'''Kirk''':Shock? What do you mean, shock? I'm not in shock, Spock. And nothing you slipped me, Bones, is going to make me go un . . .

Yesteryear

-->'''Kirk''':Quiet, Mr. Spock. I'm recording. Or trying to.(Hits the unlucky Pause Button [[RunningGag again]])Erase that last.

* Spock is baffled by the researchers'[[DrawingStraws method of deciding which of the three gets to go on the expedition.]]

-->'''Historian''':We're going to decide which one of us goes and which two stay behind, Commander.

-->'''Kirk'''''(trying not to laugh)'': I'll explain it all to you later, Mr Spock.

One Of Our Planets Is Missing

* Mc Coy's dramatic declaration is undercut by Kirk's calm response.

--> '''Mc Coy''': If we can't stop it, Jim, millions will die

-->'''Kirk'''''(glaring at him and the cloud in turns)'': This whole situation is unnecessarily replete with emotional overtones, Mr. Spock. Please answer the question.

-->'''Mc Coy''': Do we knock?

--> '''Mc Coy''': Well, gentlemen, that's one decision you won't have to live with.

-->'''Spock'''''(Clearly wondering whether his teammates have lost their minds)'': What on Vulcan is the matter with you two?
-->'''Mc Coy''': Nothing, Spock. You're right as usual. As a comedy act, we're dying.

-->'''Spock''' ''(sighs, turns back to his computer)'': Humans.

-->'''Kirk'''''(glaring at him and the cloud in turns)'': This whole situation is unnecessarily replete with emotional overtones, Mr. Spock. Please answer the question.

* The approaching cloud has just devoured a planet as they watched. When Kirk asks Spock whether the cloud-thing could be consuming planets

-->''The Mantillian government had shouted loud enough for Starfleet Command to hear, and Starfleet Command had shouted for the Enterprise. And Kirk—Kirk could only shout at the gods of coincidence and bad timing. At least they didn't shout back, they only snickered.''

''The Mantillian government had shouted loud enough for Starfleet Command to hear, and Starfleet Command had shouted for the Enterprise.

And Kirk—Kirk could only shout at the gods of coincidence and bad timing. At least they didn't shout back, they only snickered.''

-->'''Kirk'''''(trying not to laugh)'': I'll explain it all to you later, Mr Spock.

-->'''Kirk''':Quiet, Mr. Spock. I'm recording. Or trying to.(Hits the unlucky Pause Button [[RunningGag again]])Erase that last.

-->'''Kirk''':Quiet, Mr. Spock. I'm recording. Or trying to.(Hits the unlucky Pause Button [RunningGag again])Erase that last.

-->'''Kirk''':Shock? What do you mean, shock? I'm not in shock, Spock. And nothing you slipped me, Bones, is going to make me go un . . .

-->'''Spock'''''(still slightly groggy)'': A fine, professional job, Doctor. Fortunately, your medicine is more effective than your jokes.

-->'''Spock'''(bemused): Sir?

-->'''Scotty'''(to a grinning Kirk):I've an easier time communicatin' with a number-four automatic welder!

-->'''Spock'''(still slightly groggy): A fine, professional job, Doctor. Fortunately, your medicine is more effective than your jokes.

-->'''Scotty'''(to a grinning Kirk):I've an easier time communicatin' with a number-four automatic welder!