History Funny / LincolnIsDone

** The narrator claims that Lincoln's sisters hate him but "occasionally, they'd try to mask that disdain by doing nice things for him, like telling him he's perfect the way he is, or buying him a cereal that he really wanted, or writing, choreographing, and performing a rock song about how awesome he is and convincing his favorite rock band to join in." Soon after, he explains Lincoln's reason for thinking they hate him: "the time they got into a fight and stole his blanket or something".

** Lucy cries blood, so when Leni starts crying, the note says, "Regular tears, not blood-tears". While Lucy is crying, she's also [[BlackComedy stabbing herself]] and screaming, "I CLOGGED THE TOILET!".

--->'''Lori''': "What about the time I bought him that cereal he really wanted?"

--->'''Lori''': "What about the time I gave him all those freebies at Gus's Games and Grub?"

--->'''Lori''': "What about the time I gave him his first taste of ice cream when he was a baby?"

--->'''Luna''': "Taking him to a rock concert starring his favourite band on June 6, 2016."

** Lily suddenly talks, and she's just as foul-mouthed as the rest of them (except Lori and the parents).

** Lola gets ([[UnexplainedRecovery temporarily]]) killed by Lincoln, but is punished for "[[CrossesTheLineTwice messing up the carpet]]").

** Lucy cries blood, so when Leni starts crying, the note says, "Regular tears, not blood-tears". While Lucy is crying, she's also [[BlackComedy cutting herself]] and screaming, "I CLOGGED THE TOILET!".

** The narrator claims that Lincoln's sisters hate him but "occasionally, they'd try to mask that disdain by doing nice things for him, like telling him he's perfect the way he is, or buying him a cereal that he really wanted, or writing, choreographing, and performing a rock song about how awesome he is and convincing his rock band to join in." Soon after, he explains Lincoln's reason for thinking they hate him: "the time they got into a fight and stole his blanket or something".

** Leni keeps forgetting why she's calling the police and eventually orders {{McNuggets}}.

** The story ends with a police officer arriving; asking if someone asked for {{McNuggets}}.

** The fake author's note is spelt "Author's [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Nose]]".

** Leni keeps forgetting why she's calling the police and eventually orders dinner. At the end of the story, she gets it.

** Lincoln's rant to Rita about his sisters being "sluts", where he claims Lily "lets every boy in the daycare go to town on her" and [[VulgarHumour accuses Lori of drinking horse cum]].

** The [[Main/FiveManBand OT5]]-- five girls who Lincoln barely knows but are meant to be his superhero girlfriends (Paige, Haiku, Sam, Nikki, and "Thicc QT" whose real name is Thiccella Quintallina Theodora"). And Lisa's reason for not contacting them sooner is because "[the Loud sisters] had to get through [their] mandatory twelve hours of moping first".

** The fake author's note is spelt "Author's [[RogueAnglesOfSatin Nose]]".

** The OT5-- five girls who Lincoln barely knows but are meant to be his superhero girlfriends (Paige, Haiku, Sam, Nikki, and "Thicc QT" whose real name is Thiccella Quintallina Theodora"). And Lisa's reason for not contacting them sooner is because "[the Loud sisters] had to get through [their] mandatory twelve hours of moping first".