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* After scoring points with a woman he just met in the supermarket, [[WhatanIdiot Warwick buys a box of condoms]]. The store clerk can't scan them, so she calls out to another store clerk on the other side of the supermarket, killing Warwick's chances with the woman he'd just met.
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* After scoring points with a woman he just met in the supermarket, [[WhatanIdiot Warwick buys a box of condoms]].condoms. The store clerk can't scan them, so she calls out to another store clerk on the other side of the supermarket, killing Warwick's chances with the woman he'd just met.
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* Liam Neeson, who wants to delve into stand-up comedy but a combination of CannotTellAJoke and [[TheComicallySerious his serious approach to any kind of acting]] doesn't bode well for his chances:
-->'''Liam''': I'm always making lists... in fact that's probably why Steven Spielberg cast me as Oskar Schindler in ''Film/SchindlersList''. I said "Steven, I make lists all the time", and he said "that's exactly what I'm looking for."
-->'''Liam''': I'm always making lists... in fact that's probably why Steven Spielberg cast me as Oskar Schindler in ''Film/SchindlersList''. I said "Steven, I make lists all the time", and he said "that's exactly what I'm looking for."
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* Liam Neeson, Creator/LiamNeeson, who wants to delve into stand-up comedy but a combination of CannotTellAJoke and [[TheComicallySerious his serious approach to any kind of acting]] doesn't bode well for his chances:
-->'''Liam''': I'm always making lists... in fact that's probably whySteven Spielberg Creator/StevenSpielberg cast me as Oskar Schindler in ''Film/SchindlersList''. I said "Steven, I make lists all the time", and he said "that's exactly what I'm looking for."
-->'''Liam''': I'm always making lists... in fact that's probably why
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* Johnny Depp's anti-Gervais jokes are actually kinda funny, if cruel.
-->'''Depp''': What's nastier than Ricky Gervais's jokes? [[BritishTeeth His teeth]]. [...] Why did Ricky Gervais do a series of audio books? So that the blind could hate him as well. [...] Ricky Gervais quit Twitter because it only has 140 characters. That's a 139 more characters than he's ever come up with.
-->'''Depp''': What's nastier than Ricky Gervais's jokes? [[BritishTeeth His teeth]]. [...] Why did Ricky Gervais do a series of audio books? So that the blind could hate him as well. [...] Ricky Gervais quit Twitter because it only has 140 characters. That's a 139 more characters than he's ever come up with.
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* Johnny Depp's Creator/JohnnyDepp's anti-Gervais jokes are actually kinda funny, if cruel.
-->'''Depp''': What's nastier than Ricky Gervais's jokes? [[BritishTeeth His teeth]]. [...] Why didRicky Gervais Creator/RickyGervais do a series of audio books? So that the blind could hate him as well. [...] Ricky Gervais quit Twitter because it only has 140 characters. That's a 139 more characters than he's ever come up with.
-->'''Depp''': What's nastier than Ricky Gervais's jokes? [[BritishTeeth His teeth]]. [...] Why did
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* Warwick's housewarming party. He tries to invite the Film/HarryPotter cast, only to have both Creator/DanielRadcliffe and Creator/EmmaWatson turn him down. Creator/RupertGrint overhears and says he's available, but Warwick denies everything to [[RedheadsAreUncool keep him out of the loop]].
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* Warwick's housewarming party. He tries to invite the Film/HarryPotter cast, only to have both Creator/DanielRadcliffe and Creator/EmmaWatson turn him down. Creator/RupertGrint overhears and says he's available, but Warwick denies everything to [[RedheadsAreUncool keep him out of the loop]].loop]].
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** Also, the manner in which Ricky is able to immediately pick out the fact that Johnny is doing Rumpelstiltskin with ''Creator/TimBurton'' and ''Creator/HelenaBonhamCarter'', which has Depp surprised, for some reason.
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** Also, the manner in which Ricky is able to immediately pick out the fact that that, due to Johnny is doing Rumpelstiltskin with ''Creator/TimBurton'' and Creator/TimBurton, his leading lady is ''Creator/HelenaBonhamCarter'', which has Depp surprised, for some reason.
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-->'''Liam''': No. As an actor, you need stuff ''to draw on''. And I drew on that.
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-->'''Liam''': No.[[NotHyperbole No]]. As an actor, you need stuff ''to draw on''. And I drew on that.
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* Warwick's housewarming party. He tries to invite the Film/HarryPotter cast, only to have both DanielRadcliffe and EmmaWatson turn him down. RupertGrint overhears and says he's available, but Warwick denies everything to [[RedheadsAreUncool keep him out of the loop]].
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* Warwick's housewarming party. He tries to invite the Film/HarryPotter cast, only to have both DanielRadcliffe Creator/DanielRadcliffe and EmmaWatson Creator/EmmaWatson turn him down. RupertGrint Creator/RupertGrint overhears and says he's available, but Warwick denies everything to [[RedheadsAreUncool keep him out of the loop]].
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** Also, the manner in which Ricky is able to immediately pick out the fact that Johnny is doing Rumpelstiltskin with ''Creator/TimBurton'' and ''Creator/HelenaBonhamCarter'', which has Depp surprised, for some reason.
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** Also, the manner in which Ricky is able to immediately pick out the fact that Johnny is doing Rumpelstiltskin with ''Creator/TimBurton'' and ''Creator/HelenaBonhamCarter'', which has Depp surprised, for some reason.reason.
* Warwick dabbles in religion. When he gets to Catholicism, he flat-out asks the priest if he's a paedophile.
* After scoring points with a woman he just met in the supermarket, [[WhatanIdiot Warwick buys a box of condoms]]. The store clerk can't scan them, so she calls out to another store clerk on the other side of the supermarket, killing Warwick's chances with the woman he'd just met.
** Afterwards, Warwick complains about how you can't buy condoms without at least one person knowing what you're planning to do. He then talks about how he could buy a carrot to stick up his arse, but no-one would be suspicious because they'd assume he was going to eat it. Warwick walks off in a huff, before coming back onscreen with a carrot in hand to say:
--> '''Warwick''': I'm '''NOT''' going to stick this up my arse!
* [[TheStinger "Fuck off, Les!"]]
* Just about any time Warwick stumbles out of his 4WD.
* Warwick buys a new washing machine, then accidentally dumps it in a ditch because he couldn't tell it apart from his old one.
* Warwick's housewarming party. He tries to invite the Film/HarryPotter cast, only to have both DanielRadcliffe and EmmaWatson turn him down. RupertGrint overhears and says he's available, but Warwick denies everything to [[RedheadsAreUncool keep him out of the loop]].
* Warwick dabbles in religion. When he gets to Catholicism, he flat-out asks the priest if he's a paedophile.
* After scoring points with a woman he just met in the supermarket, [[WhatanIdiot Warwick buys a box of condoms]]. The store clerk can't scan them, so she calls out to another store clerk on the other side of the supermarket, killing Warwick's chances with the woman he'd just met.
** Afterwards, Warwick complains about how you can't buy condoms without at least one person knowing what you're planning to do. He then talks about how he could buy a carrot to stick up his arse, but no-one would be suspicious because they'd assume he was going to eat it. Warwick walks off in a huff, before coming back onscreen with a carrot in hand to say:
--> '''Warwick''': I'm '''NOT''' going to stick this up my arse!
* [[TheStinger "Fuck off, Les!"]]
* Just about any time Warwick stumbles out of his 4WD.
* Warwick buys a new washing machine, then accidentally dumps it in a ditch because he couldn't tell it apart from his old one.
* Warwick's housewarming party. He tries to invite the Film/HarryPotter cast, only to have both DanielRadcliffe and EmmaWatson turn him down. RupertGrint overhears and says he's available, but Warwick denies everything to [[RedheadsAreUncool keep him out of the loop]].
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-->'''Depp''': What's nastier than Ricky Gervais's jokes? [[BritishTeeth His teeth]]. [...] Why did Ricky Gervais do a series of audio books? So that the blind could hate him as well.
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-->'''Depp''': What's nastier than Ricky Gervais's jokes? [[BritishTeeth His teeth]]. [...] Why did Ricky Gervais do a series of audio books? So that the blind could hate him as well. [...] Ricky Gervais quit Twitter because it only has 140 characters. That's a 139 more characters than he's ever come up with.
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** Also, the manner in which Ricky is able to immediately pick out the fact that Johnny is doing Rumpelstiltskin with ''TimBurton'' and ''HelenaBonhamCarter'', which has Depp surprised, for some reason.
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** Also, the manner in which Ricky is able to immediately pick out the fact that Johnny is doing Rumpelstiltskin with ''TimBurton'' ''Creator/TimBurton'' and ''HelenaBonhamCarter'', ''Creator/HelenaBonhamCarter'', which has Depp surprised, for some reason.
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-->'''Depp''': What's nastier than Ricky Gervais's jokes? [[BritishTeeth His teeth]]. [...] Why did Ricky Gervais do a series of audio books? So that the blind could hate him as well.
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-->'''Depp''': What's nastier than Ricky Gervais's jokes? [[BritishTeeth His teeth]]. [...] Why did Ricky Gervais do a series of audio books? So that the blind could hate him as well.well.
** What's possibly better is the very diva-ish tantrum Depp proceeds to throw when he gives Ricky a chance to speak, tearfully explaining the merits of his craft and then storming off -- but not before overturning Gervais and Merchant's fruit bowl and kicking their bin over.
** Also, the manner in which Ricky is able to immediately pick out the fact that Johnny is doing Rumpelstiltskin with ''TimBurton'' and ''HelenaBonhamCarter'', which has Depp surprised, for some reason.
** What's possibly better is the very diva-ish tantrum Depp proceeds to throw when he gives Ricky a chance to speak, tearfully explaining the merits of his craft and then storming off -- but not before overturning Gervais and Merchant's fruit bowl and kicking their bin over.
** Also, the manner in which Ricky is able to immediately pick out the fact that Johnny is doing Rumpelstiltskin with ''TimBurton'' and ''HelenaBonhamCarter'', which has Depp surprised, for some reason.
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-->'''Liam''': I'm always making lists... in fact that's probably why Steven Spielberg cast me as Oskar Schindler in ''Film/SchindlersList''. I said "Steven, I make lists all the time", and he said "that's exactly what I'm looking for..."
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-->'''Liam''': I'm always making lists... in fact that's probably why Steven Spielberg cast me as Oskar Schindler in ''Film/SchindlersList''. I said "Steven, I make lists all the time", and he said "that's exactly what I'm looking for...for."
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* Liam Neeson, who wants to delve into stand-up comedy but a combination of CannotTellAJoke and his serious approach to any kind of acting doesn't bode well for his chances:
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* Liam Neeson, who wants to delve into stand-up comedy but a combination of CannotTellAJoke and [[TheComicallySerious his serious approach to any kind of acting acting]] doesn't bode well for his chances:
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-->'''Liam''': I'm always making lists... in fact that's probably why Steven Spielberg cast me as Oskar Schindler. I said "Steven, I make lists all the time", and he said "that's exactly what I'm looking for..."
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-->'''Liam''': I'm always making lists... in fact that's probably why Steven Spielberg cast me as Oskar Schindler.Schindler in ''Film/SchindlersList''. I said "Steven, I make lists all the time", and he said "that's exactly what I'm looking for..."
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-->'''Liam''': What's so funny?
-->'''Ricky''': ...I'm sorry, I thought you were telling a joke.
-->'''Ricky''': ...I'm sorry, I thought you were telling a joke.
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-->'''Liam''': What? What's so funny?
-->'''Ricky''': ...I'm sorry, I thought you were telling a joke.joking about getting the part of Oskar Schindler because you make lists.
-->'''Liam''': No. As an actor, you need stuff ''to draw on''. And I drew on that.
-->'''Ricky''': ...
-->'''Liam''': No. As an actor, you need stuff ''to draw on''. And I drew on that.
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-->'''Ricky''': ...I'm sorry, I thought you were telling a joke.
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-->'''Ricky''': ...I'm sorry, I thought you were telling a joke.joke.
* Johnny Depp's anti-Gervais jokes are actually kinda funny, if cruel.
-->'''Depp''': What's nastier than Ricky Gervais's jokes? [[BritishTeeth His teeth]]. [...] Why did Ricky Gervais do a series of audio books? So that the blind could hate him as well.
* Johnny Depp's anti-Gervais jokes are actually kinda funny, if cruel.
-->'''Depp''': What's nastier than Ricky Gervais's jokes? [[BritishTeeth His teeth]]. [...] Why did Ricky Gervais do a series of audio books? So that the blind could hate him as well.
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-->'''Liam''': "I'm always making lists... in fact that's probably why Steven Spielberg cast me as Oskar Schindler. I said "Steven, I make lists all the time", and he said "that's exactly what I'm looking for..."
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-->'''Liam''': "I'm I'm always making lists... in fact that's probably why Steven Spielberg cast me as Oskar Schindler. I said "Steven, I make lists all the time", and he said "that's exactly what I'm looking for..."
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-->'''Ricky''': ...I'm sorry, I thought you telling a joke.
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-->'''Ricky''': ...I'm sorry, I thought you were telling a joke.
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* Liam Neeson, who wants to delve into stand-up comedy but a combination of CannotTellAJoke and his serious approach to any kind of acting doesn't bode well for his chances:
-->'''Liam''': "I'm always making lists... in fact that's probably why Steven Spielberg cast me as Oskar Schindler. I said "Steven, I make lists all the time", and he said "that's exactly what I'm looking for..."
-->*Ricky, Stephen, and Warwick start laughing*
-->'''Liam''': What's so funny?
-->'''Ricky''': ...I'm sorry, I thought you telling a joke.
-->'''Liam''': "I'm always making lists... in fact that's probably why Steven Spielberg cast me as Oskar Schindler. I said "Steven, I make lists all the time", and he said "that's exactly what I'm looking for..."
-->*Ricky, Stephen, and Warwick start laughing*
-->'''Liam''': What's so funny?
-->'''Ricky''': ...I'm sorry, I thought you telling a joke.
