History Funny / LetTheGalaxyBurn

* When Joffrey mentally goes over all the signs that he is essentially a PuppetKing in the hands of his grandfather Tywin, one of them is that Tywin has ensured his chair in the war council is bigger than Joffrey's.

* Sam decides to cap off the Reach-Western-Iron victory against Victarion by snogging his wife in front of everyone for a good ten minutes.

* Joffrey's jealousy about his sister's dragon, and Tywin's reaction to Kevan giving the ancestral sword Brighroar to Daeron (one of the only people who Tywin can't just demand it from).

* Plenty of the banners carried by protestors after the Harvest Graveyard, such as “Admiral of the Imbeciles”, “Mace Tyrell Give us back the grand fleet” and “We have so many ships we are using them like Missile sponges.”

* In a touch of BlackComedy, Walter Whent was cloned and then resurrected by Melisandre so he would rally the Riverlands behind Aegon - only for this plan to fizzle because Viserys had already sent Whent's original corpse to Harrenhall as a peace offering. Whent is promptly accused of impersonating a lord and put into prison.

* When Tywin's will is read, after wondering whether Tyrion, Kevan, or Lancel will be his heir, Joffrey is furious to find out that ''Jaime'' is still the heir to the Westerlands, in spite of his vows to the kingsguard and uncertain status. He wastes no time in declaring the will invalid and (reluctantly) naming Tyrion as Tywin's successor.

* Jamie watching the Tagaryen loyalists on the mission to Dorne froth at the various indignities they're suffering, such as watching the Dornish guards pissing on the rug that the Targaryen delegation will have to walk across.

* The meeting between Stannis Baratheon and Rhaenys Targaryen to formalize an alliance against Aegon and The Reach is rather amusing given that both parties are fully aware the other is going to stick a knife in the other's back at the first opportunity.

* Plenty of the banners carried by protestors after the Harvest Graveyard, such as “Admiral of the Imbeciles”, “Mace Tyrell Gove us back the grand fleet” and “We have so many ships we are using them like Missile sponges.”

* After being informed of [[spoiler: Aegon's]] survival, his staff, disgusted by his conduct during the Battle, react with angry dissapointment rather than the joy they would have experienced mere weeks ago, and one of them even [[DartboardOfHate angrily empties his gun into a nearby picture of Rhaeger]].
* Rhaenys eavesdropping on the Tyrell military communications and scornfully noting how their too stupid and overwhelmed to consider that their codes are compromised after all of the databases that the Dornish have captured intact.

* Edmure Tully mocking Ronald the Vance for his poor attempt at forging orders from Lord Darry (he used the wrong color for the seal, didn't even try to properly imitate Darry's handwriting and had dozens of spelling and grammar mistakes in just eight sentences). He says that an uneducated servant could have made a more convincing forgery and by the end of the argument he and Vance are throwing each others nicknames (both given for poor sexual performance) at each other.

* In a touch of BlackComedy, Walter Whent was cloned and then resurrected by Melisandre so he would rally the Riverlands behind Aegon - only for this plan to fizzle because Viserys had already sent Whent's original corpse. Whent is promptly accused of impersonating a lord and put into prison.

* Nymeria Sand (legitimized as the new ruler of the conquered Ashford) engages in some VictoryGloating toward the Ashford Masterly Houses after they rise in rebellion, just five days after swearing their oaths [[EpicFail and are easily routed]]. She comments that the oaths of loyalty they swore are worth as much as the military leadership of House Ashford (who were crushed at the Harvest Graveyard) before sentencing them to twenty years at hard labor, telling a protesting [[CorruptChurch self-appointed member of the Most Devout]] to save his saliva, as he'll need the water where he's going.
* When Tywin's will is read, after wondering whether Tyrion, Kevan, or Lancel will be his heir, Joffrey is furious to find out that ''Jaime'' is still the heir to the Westerlands, in spite of his vows to the kings guard and uncertain status. He wastes no time in declaring the will invalid and (reluctantly) naming Tyrion as Tywin's successor.

* [[TheExile Lord Farwynd]] has dubbed [[WeNamedTheMonkeyJack a stubborn, dumb, and somewhat strong-looked boreal otter that's been following him Victarion]].

* In a touch of BlackComedy, Walter Whent was cloned and then resurrected by Melisandre so he would rally the Riverlands behind Aegon - only for this plan to fizzle because Viserys had already sent Whent's original corpse. Whent is promptly put into prison.

* Rhaenys eavesdropping on the Tyrell military communications and scornfully noting how their too stupid and overwhelmed to consider that their codes are compromised after all of the databases that the dot ish have captured intact.

* [[TheExile Lord Farwynd]] has dubbed [[WeNamedTheMonkeyJack a stubborn, dumb, and somewhat strong-looked boreal otter that's been following him Victorian]].

* After being informed of [[spoiler: Aegon's]] survival, his staff, disgusted by his conduct during the Battle, react with angry dissapointment rather than the joy they would have experienced mere weeks ago, and one of them even [[DartboardOfHate angrily empties his gun into a nearby picture of Rheager]].

* During the Battle of Pyke, where Victorian is raising the dead, Sam asks for good news and is told that [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating Rhaegar]] is still dead.

* Edmure gets in a pretty good zinger when he mentally remarks that House Darry isn't so sycophantic to write orders in red-black ink (symbolizing the Targaryens). House Connington on the other hand...

* During the Battle of Pyke, where Victorian is raising the dead, Sam asks for good news and is told that [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating Rhaegar]] is still dead.

* In the immediate aftermath of their defeat of the Lannister fleet, Wilas Tyrell informs his brother that house Tyrell will be officially bankrupt in a matter of days, putting a bit of a damper on any potential celebrations.
* Nymeria Sand (legitamitized as the new ruler of the conquered Ashford) engages in some UnsporstmanlikeGloating toward the Ashford Masterly Houses after they rise in Rebellion, after just five days [[EpicFail and are easily routed]] commenting that the oaths of loyalty they swore are worth as much as the military leadership of House Ashford (who were crushed at the Harvest Graveyard) before sentencing them to twenty years at hard labor, telling a protesting [[CorruptChurch self-appointed member of the Most Devout]] to save his saliva, as he'll need the water where he's going.
* When Tywin's will is read, after wondering whether Tyrion, Kevan, or Lancel will be his heir, Joffrey is furious to find out that ''Jamie'' is still the heir to the Westerlands, in spite of his vows to the kings guard and uncertain status. He wastes no time in declaring the will invalid and (reluctantly) naming Tyrion as Tywin's successor.

* In the immediate aftermath of their defeat of the Lannister fleet, Wilas Tyrell informs his brother that house Tyrell will be officially bankrupt in a matter of days, putting a bit of a damper on any potential celebrations.

* When Joffrey mentally goes over all the signs that he is essentially a PuppetKing in the hands of his grandfather Tywin, one of them is that Tywin has ensured his chair in the war council is bigger than Joffrey's.

* The story's RunningGag about people not wearing helmets in battle reaches its apex when [[spoiler:Aegon takes off his helmet during the assault on the Red Keep - and gets promptly shot in the neck by ''Janos Slynt''.]]