History Funny / Klaus2019

[[caption-width-right:350:[[IncrediblyLamePun Ass you can see,]] [[{{Mooning}} fighting against the Krums/Ellingboes can be a pain in the butt.]]]]

-->'''Mogens:''' There she is. Smeerensburg. Charming, huh? Why, you should see it in the spring. That’s when those grays really ''pop''.
* The RunningGag of the Krum girl creepily holding a carrot and sticking it into snowmen. It doesn't get less creepy even after Smeerensburg starts brightening up.
* Jesper ''loves'' his silk sheets. Rethink his priorities? Wrapped up in silk sheets. What does he prominently miss and whine about when he finally has to decide to get to work after arriving to Smeerensburg? Silk sheets! In fact, the silk sheets are the only thing that just barely gets the corner of his mouth to lift when he finally gets the chance to get off Smeerensburg near the climax of the movie! No, seriously. And when talking to Margu, who still can't understand him:

--> '''Mrs. Krum:''' (''beat'') Where were we? Oh, right. Bell please!

--> '''Jesper:''' ''(noticing a picture of Alva's graduation)'' Holy moly! That's ''you''? What happened?
--> '''Alva:''' ''(loses patience)'' ''What happened was''...
--> '''Jesper:''' [[OhCrap That's]]... [[LampshadeHanging that came out wrong]].
--> '''Alva:''' ''(Begins gesturing her knife around rather dangerously, whilst poor Jesper trips all over himself)'' ...I took a teaching job in place where people don't send their kids to school! Mingling with their sworn enemy's spawn? [[SarcasmMode Oh no, we can't have that]]! So now, I'm reduced to doing this so I can get some money and start over fresh somewhere far, far away from here! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Are! You going! To buy something?!]] (lowers her voice) Herring's on sale today. (Herring on her knife gives an appropriate JawDrop)

--> '''Mogens:''' (''gleefully putting the door back'') [[IronicEcho Are we starting to connect the dots]]?

--> '''Mogens:''' ''(notices Jesper crawling away from the violence)'' I guess that's why people call it "Snail Mail".

--> '''Mogens:''' [[BrickJoke And that must be the "Express Mail".]]

-->'''Mogens:''' Is this a bad time? I can see you're pretty swamped.
-->'''Jesper:''' ''(sighs)'' Don't... you... have... a job... or something?
-->'''Mogens:''' Why, sure I do. I’m here to pick up ''all'' the outgoing mail. So, where is it? Now, you’re gonna have to help me with the heavier bags. Bad back, don’t you know.
-->'''Jesper:''' Man, I hate you...
-->'''Mogens:''' I know!

--> '''Klaus:''' What happene-
--> '''Jesper:''' Not a word! You just sit there, [[MakesSenseInContext be all magical and awesome]].
--> '''Klaus:''' ({{Beat}}) ..[[FlatWhat What]]?

--->'''Alva''': Telling children to go to school to learn to write? What is ''wrong'' with you?! \\

---> '''Mogens:''' Takes me back, you know. The intense looks, the palpitations of the heart. The whimpering and [[BringMyBrownPants the soiling of the pants]]? No, I can't relate to so much.

--> '''Klaus:''' (In a [[TheStoic deadpan]] tone) [[CaptainObvious Too heavy]].

--> '''Jesper:''' (''out of breath'') Good. I wear them down, and you bring them in. Good team work.

--> '''Jesper:''' That's right.
--> '''Klaus:''' (''muttering'') Good call, reindeer.
--> '''Jesper:''' This is good teamwork here. We're making good time.
--> '''Klaus:''' (''muttering'') Reliable, strong, cooperative.
* Jesper making up the Naughty List with the little smirk on his face after he tells the Ellingboe bully, "You do ''not'' want to be on the Naughty List." Whilst he struts away, we hear a short rap song play "That's what you get when you mess with the Post Man", exaggerating Jesper's victory. Said-rap song is so [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment out of place]], but it's ''because'' it's out of place that makes it comical.

--> '''Old Man:''' ''Let go of me, you criminals''! ''I'M BEING ATTACKED BY ELLINGBOE'S''! HELP!!

--> '''Klaus:''' ([[NotSoStoic frazzled, dazed]]) Friends of yours, I take it?
--> '''Jesper:''' (equally shaken) Uh...
--> '''Klaus:''' (with a weak smile) [[SarcasmMode They seem nice]].

--> '''Klaus:''' ''([[NotSoStoic So loud that it scares the birds out of their houses]])'' HO HO HO! HO HO HO HO!!
--> '''Jesper:''' ''(bemused)'' Wait, wait, wait, time out. Really? ''That's'' how you laugh?

--> '''Mrs. Krum:''' ''(facepalming while everyone else was fighting)'' This is gonna take a lot of work.

--> '''Ellingboe man:''' And brunches! Don't forget about brunches!\\

* When the Saami people come by to repay Klaus and Jesper for their kindness towards Margu, we have Margu's mother walk past Klaus, say something in Saami, and give Klaus a pat on the cheek. Klaus's wide-eyed surprise at this reminds us that it's not everyday you see someone brave enough to pat an [[GentleGiant 8 foot tall man's]] face.

--> '''Jesper:''' ''Ha''! Eat our snow you-! They're not attached. Why aren't they attached? I would ''never'', in a million years have done what I just did if I didn't think these were attached.

** The look of confusion that so graces Klaus's smile when he first sees Jesper's mustache.
** And then Jesper eventually drops the mustache prior to Klaus's death.

'''Klaus:''' (''muttering'') Good call, reindeer.
'''Jesper:''' This is good teamwork here. We're making good time.
'''Klaus:''' (''muttering'') Reliable, strong, cooperative.\\

--> '''Jesper:''' That's right.\\

'''Klaus:''' (''muttering'') Reliable, strong, cooperative.

** When the dogs start charging at Jesper, he desperately begs for Klaus to let him out, even saying he could send a ransom note to his father for money. Klaus calmly looks at the chimney, lifts a leg, and stomps on a board that sends Jesper flying up into the air and falling down the chimney. Leaving Jesper only enough time to scream [[BigWhy "WHYYYYYY?"]].

--> '''Jesper:''' Right. Deliveries.\\
'''Klaus:''' (''muttering'') Reindeer, good. Reliable, strong.

* As the chase begins, [[BrawnHilda Pumpkin]] repeated tries to grab a board only to be interrupted by the other riders, and she has to make due with a [[HugeRiderTinyMount very small board]].