History Funny / KakyoinWaifuConnoisseur2021

* Dai parodying the OpeningNarration from {{WesternAnimation/Avatar The Last Airbender}}.

* Speedwagon's response to this? [[Main/GenderBender Transform into a girl in ]]{{Anime/Sailor Moon}}[[Main/GenderBender -esque fashion]].

--> '''Kakyoin''': I don't care if it's not your preference. I want me some alien lady booty and mmhmmhm look at those curves. That tail. That... smooth reflective head. Mmm, and those lips... That mouth. [[FreudianSlip Perfect for uh-I-uh mouth stuff]].

--> '''Kakyoin''': [[Main/MisplacedRetribution Misplaced anger-]] [[Main/FreudianSlip I mean]] Speedwagon. I do not care [[Main/TheTeamBenefactor how useful you are to the Joestar family]]. I do not care [[Main/EnsembleDarkHorse if all of our fans say that you are a waifu]]. [[Main/SuddenlyShouting YOU. AREN'T.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis A. WAIFU!]] So unless you can grow some tits and drop your dick, [[Main/GetOut GET THE]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] [[Main/GetOut OFF MY]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] [[Main/GetOut SHOW]]!

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--> '''Kakyoin''': [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Lisa Lisa]]. [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Holy Joestar]]. Dear, sweet Holy. [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Tomoko]]. [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun Hot Pants]]. Yes, that is a ''character!'' [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Suzi Q]]?! ''({{Beat}})'' [[Main/TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Gappy]]! [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureJoJolion JoJolion]] just ended. [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis We. Could. Have. Gotten. Gappy!]]

--> '''Darkness''': I want it all! Smash me! [[DropTheHammer Bang me with a hammer.]] [[BatterUp Bash me with a bat!]] [[EroticAsphyxiation Choke me until I pass out!]] Slam me against the wall! [[FrameUp Frame me for domestic terrorism!]] [[ElectricTorture Electrocute me!]] Tie me up in a sock and [[WaterTorture waterboard me!]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Tell me my chicken is dry]]!

* While all of this is happening, Dai is just standing back and playing on his {{UsefulNotes/Nintendo Switch}}. He's completely unfazed by any of it, not even Astolfo returning in a dress, because he's seen weirder.

--> '''Kakyoin''': Mr. COCKBLOCKER OVER HERE has a job for you.
--> '''Darkness''': Oh! I hope it's selling my body to a {{fat bastard}}~ Those are my favorite.
--> '''Dai''': ''({{Beat}})'' I just need you to do an ad plug.
--> '''Darkness''': ''(Squeals)'' That's almost just as bad!

--> '''Dai''': Okay I think you're done here you're...increasing the water level.
--> [...]
--> '''Dai''': Okay woman, please stop.
--> '''Kakyoin''': No! Keep going! Papa always dreamed of drowning in [[SuddenlyShouting A WAIFUS LOVE JUICES!!!]]
--> [...]
--> '''Darkness''': Thank you DFO for sponsoring this video [[TheImmodestOrgasm and degrading this fair maiden!]] [[PostCoitalCollapse That... was awesome]].

** As the ad goes on, she starts getting off from it and flooding the room until it ends up like the image above.

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** For added irony, the poster has [[spoiler:[[FusionDance Slicko Gokhan]], the very person who killed her]].

--> '''Kakyoin''': Aw, you hear that Dai? She thinks she's people. ({{Beat}}) Dai? ({{Beat}}) How are we supposed to have our banter if you're knocked out like that?

--> '''Kakyoin''': ({{Beat}}) [[SkywardScream (Wail of crushed dreams.)]]

--> ({{Beat}})

--> '''Kakyoin''': Yamete Azula-san! Yameteee! (sobs)

--> '''Toga''': ({{Beat}}) [[spoiler: [[FaceDoodling Wanna draw a dick on his face]]]]?

--> '''Kakyoin''': (Represnting 90% of Dimitrescus fans)
--> '''Dai''': (groans) [[ThisIsGonnaSuck We're going to get demonetized for this, aren't we]]?

--> '''Kakyoin''': She's mine. ([[CreepyHighPitchedVoice Gollum voice]]) ''We are inseparable. She's my precious, big titty, giant milf lady.''

--> '''Darkness''': Oh, (gasp) Does that mean I'm going to be [[RapePillageAndBurn pillaged and burned]]?

--> '''Dai''': ({{Beat}}) I just need you to do an ad plug.
--> '''Darkness''': (Squeals) That's almost just as bad!

--> '''Kakyoin''': (Gasp) [[ImplausibleDeniability I am not]]!

--> ({{Beat}})

--> '''Twilight Princess Zelda''': (chuckles) Your D is an ending joke.

--> '''Midna''': (Chuckles) Well, what you get... [[Main/TheTease is nothing]], [[Main/ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]].
--> '''Kakyoin''': ([[Main/GibberishOfLove Unintelligible noises]])

--> '''Kakyoin''': ([[Main/GibberishOfLove Continued unintelligible noises]])

--> '''Kakyoin''': (Groaning)

--> '''Kakyoin''': (Louder Groaning)

--> '''Kakyoin''': ([[Main/RuleOfThree Maximum Groaning]])

--> ({{Beat}})

--> '''Kakyoin''': [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Lisa Lisa]]. [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Holy Joestar]]. Dear, sweet Holy. [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Tomoko]]. [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun Hot Pants]]. Yes, that is a ''character!'' [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Suzi Q]]?! ({{Beat}}) [[Main/TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Gappy]]! [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureJoJolion JoJolion]] just ended. [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis We. Could. Have. Gotten. Gappy!]]

--> '''Kakyoin''': ({{Jaw Drop}})

--> '''Kakyoin''': Hello, my name is Kakyoin and today... (Drowning)

--> '''Kakyoin''': You lying little- (Drowns)

--> '''Kakyoin''': (Gasps) He has side bitches?!

* As Dai introduces Togo, terrified of her, Kakyoin complains that he wanted Mt. Lady but couldn't bring her on due to her size and Toga's popularity.

--> '''Dai (flatly)''': A sparkling diamond shining like a star. A genius prodigy, always aiming for the top. The Amazing... Cirno.

--> '''Dai (Whispering)''': [-It's too much for me to ask. Fucking too much for me.-]

--> '''Dai''': (whispers) [-... no longer a slut.-]

--> '''Dai (nervously)''': Welcome! Heh, welcome. Well, tonight we have uh, a special guest for you! Straight from Black Lagoon, it's the [[RedBaron Gun Queen herself. The Fire Runapore, The Two-Gun Genocide]], Revy! [[AintTooProudToBeg Please clap. Please! Please clap]].

--> '''Kakyoin''': Isn't she wonderful? (whispers) ''Where did you get her? She's going to rob us!''

--> '''Kakyoin''': Of course you can. We love you, and your guns. You're wonderful! (mutters) ''Wonderfully terrifying.''
--> '''Revy''': Hah! Finally, some simp cuck who gets it.

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* When Speedwagon says that the Joestar family became the best because of him and the Speedwagon Foundation, Daki notes [[Main/EstablishingCharacterMoment the incident with Jolyne]] rubbing one off in prison. Speedwagon says that that's why [[Creator/HirohikoAraki Araki]] [[Main/ResetButtonEnding reset everything after Part 6]].

* When Speedwagon says that the Joestar family became the best because of him and the Speedwagon Foundation, Daki notes [[Main/EstablishingCharacterMoment the incident with Jolyne]] [[Main/ADateWithRosiePalms rubbing one off in prison]]. Speedwagon says that that's why [[Creator/HirohikoAraki Araki]] [[Main/ResetButtonEnding reset everything after Part 6]].

--> '''Kakyoin''': [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Lisa Lisa]]. [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Holy Joestar]], Dear sweet Holy. [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Tomoko]]. [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun Hot Pants]], yes that is a character! [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Suzi Q]]?! ({{Beat}}) [[Main/TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Gappy]]! [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureJoJolion JoJolion]] just ended. [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis We. Could. Have. Gotten. Gappy!]]

* When [[Main/TheDreaded Revy's]] onscreen, the two hosts are terrified of her robbing them.
--> '''Dai (nervously)''': Welcome! Heh, welcome. Well, tonight we have uh, a special guest for you! Straight from Black Lagoon, it's the [[Main/RedBaron Gun Queen herself. The Fire Runapore, The Two-Gun Genocide]], Revy! [[Main/AintTooProudToBeg Please clap. Please! Please clap]].

--> '''Revy''': [[Main/ImStandingRightHere You know I can hear ya right?]]

* When Kakyoin [[Main/TooDumbToLive reveals he has a hundred thousand dollars on him]] to Revy, [[Main/ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill she unloads a magazine on him, reloads, and unloads another round for a total of ]] ''[[Main/ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill 14 shots!]]''

* After killing Kakyoin, Revy [[Main/FrameUp frames and kills]] [[Main/NotMeThisTime DIO]] for it, who's trying to peacefully eat a cheeseburger.

--> '''[[Main/TakeThat ONE YOUTUBE IS FUCKING BULLSHIT RANT LATER]]'''
--> '''Revy''': Wow so that's how [=YouTube=] treats people, [[Main/EvenEvilHasStandards and I thought]] ''[[Main/EvenEvilHasStandards I]]'' [[Main/EvenEvilHasStandards was a criminal]].
--> ''({{Beat}} [[Main/HopeSpot as Dai breathes a sigh of relief]])''

--> '''Dai''': No! [[Main/GetOut Stay out of the description box, she-devil!]]

--> '''Dai''': [[Main/WhoWouldWantToWatchUs Pfftttt. No one reads this anyway]].

--> '''Dai/Kakyoin''': Asuka. / Rei- [[Main/ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh.]]

--> '''Dai''': Look, I wanted [[Main/TheLadette Misato]], okay? You wanted [[Main/ShyBlueHairedGirl Rei]]. Both said "no". So, we have...

--> '''Asuka''': [[Main/ImStandingRightHere I can hear you, you know?!]]

* While Asuka is trying about her [[Main/CharityBall charity benefit for disabled children]], [[{{Jerkass}} Kakyoin and Dai]] keep interrupting her, [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe thinking that she's trying to make it all about her]], until [[Main/CutShort they eventually end the episode]].

* She arrives to talk about her new book: '''[[Main/AlwaysSomeoneBetter I'm just better than you. DEAL WITH IT]]: One woman'S Story to Succeed at being the beSt'''. [[Main/ExactWords Yes, the S's ]]''[[Main/ExactWords are]]'' [[Main/ExactWords meant to be captialized like that]].

** If you look carefully, on the side of the book is a sentence that says: "Youtube [[Main/TakingTheKids took the kids]] [[Main/ScrewedByTheNetwork and the ads]]".

* It's eventually revealed that Erza's been doing the interview with the help of Wendy's [[Main/CueCard cue cards]]. Unfortunately, during the interview, she's also been ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud.

--> '''Dai''': [[Main/ARareSentence Did you ask for a loli]]?
--> ''({{Beat}} as Kakyoin [[Main/OhCrap realizes what he just said]] and [[Main/EjectionSeat yeets himself]])''

* Firstly, there's Dai introducing Cirno and [[Main/SmallNameBigEgo it's easy to tell who wrote it]].

* When asked to prove her genius intellect with one of her inventions, [[Main/MundaneUtility she uses her ice powers to make what she calls "Water-flavored Snow Cones"]].
--> '''Kakyoin''': [[Main/SarcasmMode Amazing]]. ''(Licks the "snow cone")'' Hoh, Spicy!

--> '''Dai''': [[Main/SuddenlyShouting BECAUSE YOU'RE LICKING A BOWL OF ICE!]]

* The conversation between Dai and Kakyoin in the description reveals that the reason the latter invited Isabelle is because [[Main/BreatherEpisode he wants to go through an episode without dying or getting emotionally traumatized]].

* When Isabelle arrives on stage, her [[Main/PreciousPuppy cuteness]] becomes too much for Dai and causes him to suffer from CutenessOverload.
--> '''[[Main/FunWithSubtitles Subtitles]]''': (Here Lies Daitomodachi) (0-2021) (Cause of Death: Heart Attack from cuteness overload)

--> '''Kakyoin''': Speaking of games, [[Main/BabyTalk can I dress you in cute outfits? You are just the most adorable little doggo ever yes you are]].

--> '''Isabelle''': [[Main/OhNoNotAgain Again... Every freaking interview]].

* When Kakyoin won't stop talking down to her, she sicks her "[[Main/AffectionateNickname Sweety Kins]]" on him. Who is this "Sweety Kins"? '''[[VideoGame/DoomEternal Doom Slayer]].'''
--> '''Isabelle''': Sweety Kins. [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis Rip.]] [[Main/TheBerserker And.]] [[RedEyesTakeWarning Tear.]]
--> '''[[Main/RelaxOVision TOO GRAPHIC FOR YOUTUBE ADVERTISERS]]'''

* Isabelle and Doom Slayer [[Main/DissonantSerenity holding hands in a flowery field while said flowers are being covered by Kakyoin's blood]].

* With [[WebAnimation/DragonballGohanverse Emo occupied with his own adventures]], Kakyoin and Dai have to do the ad block. When Kakyoin asks what happened to [[Main/AllWomenAreLustful Chi-Chi]], Dai starts panicking while the words "[[Main/LockedOutOfTheLoop HE DOESN'T KNOW]] [[Main/CharacterDevelopment SHE'S NO LONGER A SLUT]]" [[Main/FunnyBackgroundEvent flies by in the background]] and decides to do the block himself.

--> '''Kakyoin''': ({{Beat}}) [[Main/SkywardScream (Wail of crushed dreams.)]]

* When Kawakami arrives to the show and Dai tells her to make herself comfortable, [[Main/TheLadette she immediately drops the "Becky" act, props her feet up on the table, and cracks open a can of beer]].

* She reveals that the reason she's on the show is because [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney Dai offered her a check]] and she ''really'' needs the money.

--> '''Kakyoin''': ''([[Main/SmellyFeetGag gags over her smelly foot]])'' Oh god the smell. Ha-Have you ever wash them before?

--> '''Kakyoin''': [[Main/EurekaMoment OH yeah]], you need all the money you can get.
--> '''Kawakami''': Ehehe~ [[Main/TakeThat The modern education system is shit]].

* "Let us know if 2:38[[note]]When Kawakami puts her foot in front of Kakyoin's face.[[/note]] made you [[Main/SmellsSexy really happy]] or [[{{Squick}} really grossed out]] (I hope it's the latter)"

--> '''Dai''': [[Main/MaleGaze Tiddies. Feet. Thighs. Ass.]] Long ago, the four [[{{Fetish}} fetishes]] lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

* When Kakyoin asks Azula why she's nearly naked (read: [[Main/WalkingSwimsuitScene wearing just a swimsuit]]), she says that plans to [[Main/TheVamp use her body to enslave her enemies]]... that and she had ''just'' done [[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderTheBeach a volleyball match]] before the interview.

* As Azula is explaining her plan, she starts [[Main/AccidentalInnuendo accidentally saying the wrong things]] and Kakyoin points them out.

* Kakyoin then says that he's more into ''[[Main/StacysMom her mother]]''. Considering that this is ''[[Main/ParentalIssues Azula]]'', she obviously responds to that by [[TrashTheSet setting the set on fire]] while [[Main/AintTooProudToBeg Kakyoin begs for mercy]].

---> '''Kakyoin''': Ah~ what a beautiful day. Just me, my 10-foot tall waifu[[note]][[Main/FunWithSubtitles Bruh she ain't 10ft. tall]][[/note]]. And today's sponsor Devil Book!

* Toga reveals that she's a fan of him at the end of [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Part 3]]... [[Main/HemoErotic when he has heavily bleeding out]].

* When Kakyoin asks her for advice on getting a waifu, she asks him if he has a waifu that he likes. He then thinks back to all of the waifus that ''actually'' wanted to bang him: namely [[Main/MrsRobinson Lois]], [[{{Yandere}} Toga]] [[spoiler:(in his dream)]], and [[Main/AllWomenAreLustful Darkness]]. Her advice is [[Main/SexEqualsLove for him to sleep with his waifu]].

--> '''Twilight Princess Zelda''': [[Main/HurricaneOfEuphemisms Mated? Made her your own? Gave her the pearl necklace? F'ed her in the A? Gave her the D?]]

--> '''Twilight Princess Zelda''': It would with me. Granted, I would dominate the D. [[Main/HotConsort Make the D my consort]]. [[Main/PropertyOfLove Own The D]].

--> '''[[Main/CriticalHit EMOTIONAL CRIT!!!]]'''

** For added irony, the poster has [[spoiler:[[Main/FusionDance Slicko Gokhan]], the very person who killed her]].

--> '''Hyrule Warriors Zelda''': I'm the Hyrule Warriors Zelda. [[Main/MoodWhiplash So]] [[Main/PrecisionFStrike fuck]] [[Main/FlippingTheBird you]]!

* The reason she's like this? Because [[Main/MediumAwareness she's aware that she's a non-canon character]], she believes that she can do whatever she wants without consequences. She proves her point by [[Main/VictoriasSecretCompartment pulling a gun out from her cleavage]] and shoots Dai.

* When Kakyoin keeps pointing out [[Main/ScrewedByTheLawyers his fear of Nintendo lawyers]], Hyrule Warriors Zelda makes it ''very'' clear that she doesn't give a damn [[Main/MatingDance as she starts dancing on his table]].

--> '''Hyrule Warriors Zelda''': Whatever the hell I want! I'm non-canon, [[Main/ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]! I can do anything without consequence. It's the only thing to make my existence interesting as I am pointless otherwise.

--> '''Hyrule Warriors Zelda''': Screw them! I'm made by {{Creator/Koei Tecmo}}, [[Main/ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]! Now, bury your face in my ass as I grind it against you!

* Kakyoin points out that [[Main/LegacyCharacter she's the first Zelda]]... yet is also the 16th Zelda, much to his confusion.

--> '''Kakyoin''': Did you fuck him?! The man descended from his own Skyloft, the city in the sky. [[Main/TimeTravel Traveled through time]]. Fought and defeated [[Main/AncientEvil Demise, the source of all evil]]. [[Main/SaveThePrincess All for your blonde ass]]. [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis Did. You. Fuck. Him?!]]

--> '''Kakyoin''': [[Main/CrossesTheLineTwice Obviously, she didn't go far enough]]!

* Kakyoin then says that he's more into ''[[Main/StacysMom her mother]]''. Considering that this is ''[[Main/ParentalIssues Azula]]'', she obviously responds to that by [[Main/TrashTheSet setting the set on fire]] while [[Main/AintTooProudToBeg Kakyoin begs for mercy]].

** It starts with Kakyoin resting on [[Main/GiantWoman Mt. Lady's]] boobs.
--> '''Kakyoin''': Ah~ what a beautiful day. Just me, my 10-foot tall waifu[[note]][[Main/FunWithSubtitles Bruh she ain't 10ft. tall]][[/note]]. And today's sponsor Devil Book!

--> '''Kakyoin''': You know you're jealous!
** As he's about to kiss her, it [[Main/SmashCut cuts back to him]] [[Main/ImmediateSequel unconscious in the burning set]] as Dai complains about the situation.
--> '''Dai''': Ugh... [[Main/ResetButton Guess I have to reset everything]] [[Main/OhNoNotAgain again!]] What is this, the 8th time?

--> '''Toga''': Who's Crazy Mc...? Oh! You mean me huh? [[Main/SarcasmMode Really know how to make a fan feel welcome Kaky]].
--> '''Kakyoin''': Oh, you're welcome! [[Main/LameComeback Welcome to leave! Hah! Nailed it. That told her]].

* When Toga says she'd love for him to ask her some questions, Kakyoin counters by saying that he'd like her to be "the hero [[Main/GagBoobs with tits the size of Volkswagen Beetles]]", so neither of them are getting what they want.

* Before Toga can [[Main/GroinAttack cut his dick off]], he gets saved by [[Main/BigDamnHeroes Mt. Lady]].

--> '''Kakyoin''': ''(looks down on a [[Main/SquashedFlat flattened Toga]])'' You sure did! Now what Mt. Lady?

--> '''Kakyoin''': [[Main/JizzedInMyPants Already have!]]

* [[Main/GainaxEnding The two, with Kakyoin buckled up in her boobs, then fly off into space...]][[spoiler: only for it to be AllJustADream]].

--> '''Toga''': ({{Beat}}) [[spoiler: [[{{FaceDoodling}} Wanna draw a dick on his face]]]]?

* [[Main/RuleOfThree For the third time]], we have the return of the "Bounce Counter".

--> '''Kakyoin''': So um, [[Main/FreudianSlip mommy mil-]] ''(Dimitrescu smacks a chair out of the way)'' [[Main/FreudianSlip I mean, milf no-]] ''([[Main/FlippingTheTable Dimitrescu flips a table]])'' [[Main/FreudianSlip No I mean uh, hmm, uh]]. [{{Beat}}] I want you to dominate me, giant monstrous mistress. THERE I SAID IT!

--> '''Dai''': (groans) [[Main/ThisIsGonnaSuck We're going to get demonetized for this, aren't we]]?

* When the two hosts start adoring Dimitrescu, [[Main/GreenEyedMonster Kakyoin starts getting jealous]].

--> '''Kakyoin''': She's mine. ([[Main/CreepyHighPitchedVoice Gollum voice]]) ''We are inseparable. She's my precious, big titty, giant milf lady.''

--> '''Kakyoin''': W-Well... [[Main/RatingsStunt I'll only do that if that would help the ratings]].

--> '''[[Main/FunWithSubtitles Subtitles]]''': (I can hear [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Chris McLean]] laughing in approval.)

* When Dimitrescu [[Main/AssShove impales him with the strap on]] and causes him to explode, [[Main/OhNoNotAgain she's annoyed by this]] while Kakyoin just says it was {{Worth It}}.

* After Kakyoin calls her out for being a SpoiledBrat and she threatens to smite him, [[Main/SmiteMeOMightySmiter he dares her to try]]. [[Main/DramaticGunCock She then pulls out her gun]].
--> '''Kakyoin''': Oh, that's just a gu- [[[Main/KilledMidSentence BANG!]]]

* Afterwards, Aqua [[Main/GunTwirling twirls her gun around]]... only to [[Main/ShotInTheAss shoot herself in "her best feature"]].

--> '''[[Main/FunWithSubtitles Subtitles]]''': [K.O]

--> '''Dai''': Well... [[Main/TakeThat Family Guy rips off everything else the Simpsons does. So why should our show be any different]]?

* When Lois says she's never been on a talk show before, Kakyoin points out [[Main/LongRunners she probably has throughout the many episodes of Family Guy]].

* When Lois starts flirting with Kakyoin, he points out the fact that she's married. She reveals that [[Main/GoodAdulteryBadAdultery both her and Peter have hall passes]] and that she wants to "[[Main/SexualEuphemism try all of the asian delicacies]]".

--> '''Lois''': Oh, I don't know. I just want to ([[Main/CensoredForComedy CENSORED]]). Shove your nice hard ([[Main/CensoredForComedy CENSORED]]).

* What is Peter doing during all this? Beating [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]] up and stealing his Eva to hump TokyoTower "[[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken like a robot from a stop motion TV Show]]". This, ''somehow'', causes [[Main/TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Third Impact]].

* As Lois and Kakyoin [[Main/MustNotDieAVirgin decide to bang before the world ends]], Dai points out that it took ''the literal end of the world'' for him to finally get laid.

* Kakyoin gets excited over getting to interview [[Main/GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe his first alien babe]] while Dai [[Main/DudeLooksLikeALady knows the truth]].
--> '''Dai''': Uh... [[Main/AreYouSureYouWantToDoThat Are you sure about this dude]]?

--> '''Kakyoin''': I don't care if it's not your preference. I want me some alien lady booty and mmhmmhm look at those curves. That tail. That... smooth reflective head. Mmm, and those lips... That mouth. [[Main/FreudianSlip Perfect for uh-I-uh mouth stuff]].

* When Frieza starts talking, Kakyoin gets turned off by "her" voice and suggests that "she" keeps it down. When he gets offended by that, [[Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint Kakyion just says that he'll wear ear plugs]].

* When Dai formally introduces Frieza, [[Main/InsistentTerminology he insists on being called "Lord" Frieza]]. This causes Kakyoin to ''[[Main/EurekaMoment finally]]'' realize than Frieza is a guy... [[Main/BarbieDollAnatomy and points out he doesn't have a penis]].
--> '''Frieza''': Your stupidity is actually making me miss [[Main/IdiotHero Goku]]. [[Main/HowIsThatEvenPossible How is that possible?!]]
--> '''Kakyoin''': Goku? [[Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint Is he like, your ex]]?

* Kakyoin's stupidity [[Main/EnragedByIdiocy becomes too much for Frieza]] and [[Main/AngstNuke makes him so angry that he explodes]].

* What's Frieza's punishment in Hell? [[Main/GroundhogDayLoop Doing the exact same interview all over again]].
--> '''Frieza''': [[Main/SkywardScream NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]

* While Kakyoin tries to introduce Darkness, [[Main/TheImmodestOrgasm she keeps interrupting with her moans]].

--> '''Dai''': Do you want [[Main/BrutalHonesty a real answer]] or [[Main/LyingToProtectYourFeelings one that will make you feel better]]?

--> '''Dai''': Um, I guess it was [[Main/SnailMail lost in the mail]]?

--> '''Dai''': [[Main/DeadpanSnarker Statistically, you were bound to find one with low enough standards]].
--> '''Darkness''': I want it all! Smash me! [[Main/DropTheHammer Bang me with a hammer.]] [[Main/BatterUp Bash me with a bat!]] [[Main/EroticAsphyxiation Choke me until I pass out!]] Slam me against the wall! [[FrameUp Frame me for domestic terrorism!]] [[Main/ElectricTorture Electrocute me!]] Tie me up in a sock and [[Main/WaterTorture waterboard me!]] [[Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Tell me my chicken is dry]]!
--> '''Kakyoin''': [[Main/EveryoneHasStandards Ok, that last one is just too cruel]].

--> '''Darkness''': Oh, (gasp) Does that mean I'm going to be [[Main/RapePillageAndBurn pillaged and burned]]?

* When Dai point out that Darkness is a masochist, [[Main/ImplausibleDeniability she denies it]]... [[Main/BoundAndGagged after tying herself up]].

--> '''Darkness''': [[Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint I'm okay with being poked]]!

* The end of the episode has Dai informing the audience of a limited-time discount on his merch and encourages them to buy them... before [[WebAnimation/DragonballGohanverse Emo]] blows it all up, as he stands ready with a charged ki blast and [[Main/SlasherSmile a big smile on his face]].

--> '''Kakyoin''': No! Keep going! Papa always dreamed of drowning in [[Main/SuddenlyShouting A WAIFUS LOVE JUICES!!!]]

--> '''Darkness''': Thank you DFO for sponsoring this video [[Main/TheImmodestOrgasm and degrading this fair maiden!]] [[Main/PostCoitalCollapse That... was awesome]].

* Kakyoin has Lisa [[Main/WorkoutFanservice doing jumping jacks]]. When Dai asks why, he says it's to help her lose weight... [[Main/EatingTheEyeCandy all while ogling her]] and [[Main/CoquettishLipBiting biting his lip]].

--> '''Kakyoin''': (Gasp) [[Main/ImplausibleDeniability I am not]]!

* When Kakyoin shows Dai Lisa working out, [[Main/NotSoAboveItAll Dai decides to have her do 1,000 push-ups for the same reasons as Kakyoin]].

* Furiku goes up to Lisa and whispers her an idea to help her get her essential materials. She agrees, saying that it "[[Main/NoodleIncident at least doesn't require getting the vitamins]]".

* When Dai points out her excitement over Lola being due to him being raised in the 90's, Kakyoin poins out how he ''died'' in the 90's[[note]]Space Jam came out in 1996, while Kakyoin died in 1988.[[/note]] [[Main/PopculturalOsmosisFailure and doesn't share the same enthusiasm]].

* When Kakyoin gets confused about the "[[Main/TheyChangedItNowItSucks controversy]]" [[Film/SpaceJamANewLegacy about Lola's boobs]], he asks if fans (and in turn Dai) had just been looking at Lola porn for the last decade.
--> '''Kakyoin''': Her bunny boobies weren't that big to begin with. Why is everyone on the internet even complaining? Have they only looked at porn of her in the last decade? [[Main/ArmorPiercingQuestion Were]] ''[[Main/ArmorPiercingQuestion you]]'' [[Main/ArmorPiercingQuestion looking at big-tittied bunny porn]]?! Dai?!
--> '''Dai''': [[Main/INeedToGoIronMyDog I-uh gotta... check on our next guest]].

--> '''Kakyoin''': [[Main/SomewhereAMammalogistIsCrying Real rabbits don't even have breasts]].

--> '''Lola''': [[Main/RuleThirtyFour Let's not give]] {{Website/DeviantArt}} [[Main/RuleThirtyFour any ideas]].

* When Kakyoin wonders why all the questions that Dai wrote end with him calling her "doll", she says that because of her "No one calls me doll" line, [[Main/OnceDoneNeverForgotten her fans keep calling her that in order to get her to punish them]].

* When Kakyoin asks her what does, she says that [[Main/DoubleEntendre she dribbles balls]]. She provides a demonstration... [[Main/BaitAndSwitch by dribbling basketballs]], one of which hits him in the face.

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* This episode features the return of the [[{{Gainaxing}} "Bounce Counter"]].

* [[Main/RuleOfThree For the third time]], we have the return of the [[{{Gainaxing}} "Bounce Counter"]].

--> '''Dai''': That joke is older than [[Franchise/TouhouProject both of]] [[Franchise/JoJosBizarreAdventure your franchises]] combined.

--> '''Kakyoin''': You know... DAMN well... what is bothering me. Astolfo, I could get. Frieza, totally understandable. Hell, if he didn't use the Lord pronoun, I was going to ask him to choke me with his tail while I shout "Choke me harder, mommy!"

--> '''Kakyoin''': ([[Main/SmellyFeetGag gags over her smelly foot]]) Oh god the smell. Ha-Have you ever wash them before?

--> '''Dai''': ({{Beat}}) (mumbles) [-... no longer a slut.-]

--> '''Kawakami''': Look man, I'm only in this for the money. You think I like wearing this outfit? The bottom rides up like a mofo! I have chafing that you wouldn't believe!

--> ({{Beat}} [[Main/HopeSpot as Dai breathes a sigh of relief]])

--> '''Kakyoin''': ([[Main/OhCrap realizes what he says]] and [[Main/EjectionSeat yeets himself]])

--> '''Kakyoin''': [[Main/SarcasmMode Amazing]]. (Licks the "snow cone") Hoh, Spicy!

--> '''Kakyoin''': (looks down on a [[Main/SquashedFlat flattened Toga]]) You sure did! Now what Mt. Lady?

--> '''Kakyoin''': So um, [[Main/FreudianSlip mommy mil-]] (Dimitrescu smacks a chair out of the way) [[Main/FreudianSlip I mean, milf no-]] ([[Main/FlippingTheTable Dimitrescu flips a table]]) [[Main/FreudianSlip No I mean uh, hmm, uh]]. [{{Beat}}] I want you to dominate me, giant monstrous mistress. THERE I SAID IT!

--> '''Dai''': (shuts the window on [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot4ItsAboutTime Tawna Bandicoot]]) Ehehe, what furries?

--> '''Kakyoin''': So um, [[Main/FreudianSlip mommy mil- I mean, milf no- No I mean uh, hmm, uh]]. I want you to dominate me, giant monstrous mistress. THERE I SAID IT!