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'''Wells:''' Me, too.

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'''Wells:''' Me, too.too.

* Secret Soldier. While investigating a jihadi safehouse, Wells finds a Victoria Secret catalogue, "the saddest piece of not-quite-pornography he had ever seen."
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'''Wells:''' Me, too.\\

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* Midnight House again. This one, when Shafer and John have their investigation pinned and stuck at an ObstructiveBureaucrat.
-->'''Shafer:''' Brant Murphy. Brant F. Murphy. Know what the [[PrecisionFStrike F]] stands for?\\
'''Wells:''' I can guess.\\
'''Shafer:''' This guy's like a bad dream. Everywhere we turn.\\
'''Wells:''' Ellis. You said you don't believe in big conspiracies.\\
'''Shafer:''' I'm starting to.\\
'''Wells:''' Me, too.\\
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* Also, in Midnight House. Wells and Shafer get caught in some agency turf-war snafu.
--> The job was becoming stranger by the day, Wells thought. Arrested, or not quite arrested, by the director of national intelligence for a mission they were carrying out on behalf of the director of central intelligence.
-->'''Wells:''' We should go to Congress. Tell them they need to appoint a director of planetary intelligence to sort this out.\\
'''Shafer:''' Why stop there? I was thinking galactic.\\
'''Wells:''' Universal.\\
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* Midnight House. CIA ops had just retrieved a secret laptop of Pakistani terrorist. This conversation ensues as they boot it up.
-->'''Op leader:''' What do you think?
--> Really hot Paki porn.\\
They have hot porn?\\
No. That’s why it’s so special.\\
Horse porn.\\
Horse-dog porn.\\
A horse doing a dog? That’s just sick. Where do you get that, Task?\\

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