History Funny / ItChapterTwo

'''Eddie:''' Next time?!

-->'''Eddie:''' Get rid of that fucking mullet. It's been thirty years, man.

* Bill cycling on Silver - [[RealityEnsues forgetting that it has been put on display for years and is basically rusting away]]. So him trying to cycle around the neigbourhood goes about as you expected.

--> '''Richie:''' No I’m not alright! I just ''fucking'' killed a man!

* While fighting IT in the form Stan's head with spider legs, they lose sight of IT for a moment until Richie looks up at the ceiling.

* The whole 'your ending sucked' gag with regards to Bill unable to write a satisfying ending in his stories. Even [[CreatorCameo Stephen King himself]] thinks so!]]

* The whole 'your ending sucked' gag with regards to Bill unable to write a satisfying ending in his stories. [[spoiler: Even [[CreatorCameo Stephen King himself]] thinks so!]]

* In the climax [[spoiler: Eddie and Richie come across three doors: [[CallBack Scary, Very Scary and Not Scary At All]]. They open the latter, only to see a [[BrickJoke Pomeranian]] waiting for them. They aren't convinced.]]

** [[spoiler: Richie gets in the dog's face claiming he knows it's a trick, even calling it a [[DoubleEntendre "little bitch"]] before Eddie tells it to sit and it obeys.]]

** [[spoiler: And then the dog transforms into a snarling EldritchAbomination]].

* Eddie's [[spoiler:FamousLastWords to Richie? “I fucked your mom”.]]

* Pennywise appearing with dozens of red balloons in his hand singing about knowing Richie's dirty little secret [[note]]him being gay[[/note]].

-->'''Eddie:''' Get rid of that fucking mullet, it's been thirty years, man.

* When we first see adult Eddie, he's busy driving and answering a phone call from his wife, Myra. He gets exasperated by her insistence that he's doing something risky before he hangs up the phone - stating him talking while driving ''is'' a risk on its own. His wife calls him back, irritated that he didn't say his customary "I Love You", except Eddie was distracted by a call from Derry. He says: [[FreudianSlip "I love you, mommy,"]] to a baffled [[FlatWhat Myra.]]

* Eddie's near MajorInjuryUnderreaction when Henry stabs him in the cheek. First, he simply stared at Henry before slinking behind the bathtub to hide. After stabbing Henry in payback, Eddie could not resist snarking that Henry should change his haircut. To top it off after the Losers found Eddie bleeding through the cheek, Bev could only try to pinch it shut as if it would actually stop it.

* Eddie's [[spoiler:FamousLastWords to Richie? “I fucked your mom”.]]
* Eddie's first face off with Henry Bowers. After getting stabbed in the side of the face, the two laugh nervously as Eddie backs up into a tub and pulls the shower curtain, only to stab Henry. After Henry backs away, Eddie walks out and tells him he needs to "get rid of that fucking mullet, it's been thirty years, man."

* The Fortune Cookie scene: Pennywise conjures up illusions of creepy crawlies and baby faces bugs to the horror of the Losers. Bill reacts by smashing the table, screaming "It isn't real" until the waitress arrives and could only see a man losing it to a table.

* Eddies [[spoiler:FamousLastWords to Richie? “I fucked your mom”.]]

* When we first see adult Eddie, he's busy driving and answering a phone call from his wife, Myra. He gets exasperated by her insistence that he's doing something risky before he hangs up the phone - stating him talking while driving *is* a risk on its own. His wife calls him back, irritated that he didn't say his customary "I Love You", except Eddie was distracted by a call from Derry. He says: [[FreudianSlip "I love you, mommy,"]] to a baffled [[FlatWhat Myra.]]

-->'''Richie (to the waitress):'''Can we get the check, please?

* Eddies [[spoiler:FamousLastWords to Richie? “I fucked your mom”.]]

* The ending of the restaurant scene. Pennywise connjures up illusions of creepy crawlies and baby faces bugs to the horror of the Losers. Bill reacts by smashing the table, screaming "It isn't real" until the waitress arrives and could only see a man losing it to a table.

* Eddie getting barfed on as “Angel of the Morning” plays.

* Also another Eddie moment. Pennywise tries to attack Eddie in the pharmacy basement, putting on the Leper man from the first movie. Eddie using his anger and strength manages to choke Pennywise and nearly killed him. So what does Pennywise do? He vomits all over Eddie and to the song of “Angel of the Morning.”

* Bill cycling on Silver - [[RealityEnsues forgetting that it has been put on display for years and is basically rusting away]] So him trying to cycle around the neigbourhood goes about as you expected.

* Bill cycling on Silver - forgetting that it has been decades since that bike had been serviced. So him trying to cycle around the neigbourhood goes about as you expected.

'''Eddie:''' Next time?!

** [[spoiler: And then the dog transforms into a snarling EldritchAbomination]].

* The ending of the restaurant scene. Pennywise connjures up illusions of creepy crawlies and baby faces bugs to the horror of the Losers. Bill reacts by smashing the table, screaming "It isn't real" until the waitress arrives and could only see a man losing it to a table.

* Bill cycling on Silver - forgetting that it has been decades since that bike had been serviced. So him trying to cycle around the neigbour goes about as you expected.
* The whole 'your ending sucked' gag with regards to Bill unable to write a satisfying ending in his stories.

* Also another Eddie moment. Pennywise tries to attack Eddie in the pharmacy basement, putting on the Leper man from the first movie. Eddie using his anger and strength manages to choke Pennywise and nearly killed him. So what does Pennywise do? He vomits all over Eddie and to the song of "You're My Angel".

* Also another Eddie moment. Pennywise tries to attack Eddie in the pharmacy basement, putting on the Leper man from the first movie. Eddie using his anger and strength manages to choke Pennywise and nearly killed him. So what does Pennywise do? He vomits all over Eddie and to the song of "You're My Angel".

* The ending of the restaurant scene. Pennywise connjures up illusions of creepy crawlies and baby faces bugs to the horror of the Losers. Bill reacts by smashing the table, screaming "It isn't real" until the waitress arrives and could only see a man losing it on the table.

-->'''Richie:''' That was long overdue! Get it? Because we’re in a library...(''a beat, and then he pukes'')

* The awkward pause between Beverly and Mrs. Kersh during a conversation they were having.