History Funny / InfiniteStratos

--> '''Ichika:''' Oh that. That's because Houki and I are sharing a room right now.
--> '''Rin:''' [[BigWhat WHHHAAAAAAAAT]]!!!

* Houki punching Ichika in the face, and kicking him in the gut so hard it ''lifts him off the ground'' for saying he'd make good on his promise to go out with her...[[https://youtu.be/yk2XsKYK00U?t=38s on a shopping date]].

* Houki punching Ichika in the face, and kicking him in the gut so hard it ''lifts him off the ground'' for saying he'd make good on his promise to go out with her...on a shopping date.

** Cecilia came next, teaching him billiards while in a [[PlayboyBunny Playboy Bunny Outfit]]. Surely enough, Houki (who ended up watching from the sidelines) stood up in anger when Cecilia was guiding Ichika into hitting the 9-ball, with lots of teasing thrown in for good measure.

* During episode 10 of season 2, Cecilia has the other girls help train her in cooking. Due to her LethalChef skills (which includes spraying perfume on the food to make it look better!), the various girls who were helping her and later taste her food end up sick the next day. Rin is GenreSavvy enough to realize Cecilia's cooking is dangerous, so tells her to taste her own food. At first things are going well, until Rin mentions needing "fire power" (in this case, a flame appearing in the food when it gets heated enough; the stoves in the IS academy are electric and don't use fire) for Chinese cooking. Cecilia takes it literally, and summons one of her drones, and ends up blasting said food. She also laments to Ichika the next day that the food "exploded" when she was cooking it. This was also a CallBack to the first season's OVA where she tried to use her IS's drone to heat up a pot... and ended up "cooking" a burnt pot for her troubles.

--> '''Rin:''' WHHHAAAAAAAAT!!!

** Cue dropping jaws from the rest of the class, then to Ichika who took a while digesting what just happened...

-->'''Houki:''' ''(JawDrop with shock)''

** When Ichika offers some sweet cakes to Laura, she has a very difficult time bringing herself to eat them because they're shaped like rabbits (it may be because she's from a unit named after rabbits, ''Schwarzer Hase''). When she eventually manages to force one down... she finds it's delicious.

** Special mention to Charlotte and Laura; the former for breaking out of her NiceGirl image; the latter for this:

** The end results: the dishes by Charlotte, Houki and Rin look fabulous. The one made by Laura doesn't look any different from watch she started with but still ok. Cecilia? We are presented a half-molten and severely battered pot...

** Earlier in season 1 we were already given an ImagineSpot by Laura's officer Clarissa thinking about her in a SchoolSwimsuit. The fact she called it "pure pornography" is completely silly and very hilarious.

** Earlier in season 1 we were already given an ImagineSpot by Laura's officer Clarissa thinking about her in a SchoolSwimsuit. The fact she called it "pure pornography" is comletely silly and very hilarious.

* In Season 2 Episode 1, Ichika finds Laura [[BedmateReveal in bed with him]], again, but...

** The anime version of this scene begins with Laura sitting alone in the locker room, [[HellIsThatNoise sharpening one of her Bowie knives]] with a big SlasherSmile on her face as she anticipates [[WomanScorned kicking Ichika's ass during the IS tournament for tag-teaming up with someone else]]. Then she throws her knife at her locker. Cue sudden look of OhCrap as she rushes to her locker and opens it, realizing that her knife blade punched through the metal and stabbed right though the picture of Ichika taped to the inside, searching for some tape to fix the damage. ''Then'' '''[[ExplodingCloset a huge pile]]''' of [[KnifeNut identical combat knives]] falls out and buries Laura up to her neck while she yells for a medic. Good thing those knives were all properly stored in nylon holsters...

** Put the moment in context at the end of episode 8 and it's even better: start with [[spoiler:Charlotte]]'s (re)introduction to the class. As everyone takes in the implications ("Hey, weren't the boys in the big bath last night?"), in comes Rin ''through the classroom wall'' in her IS, firing her Impact Cannons on Ichika ''at point-blank range'', but only for Laura to block the blow...

* Ichika ''[[MouthfulOfPi reciting pi]]'' just to distract himself from seeing [[spoiler: Charlotte]] strip to change clothes.
** And apparently Ichika's type is, I dunno, ''[[spoiler: his sister, probably?]]''

--->'''Houki [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Pokey]]'''

* The fact that Know Your Meme's page on "http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-rape-train The Rape Train]]" has Rin making a very ''odd'' face as its page image.

-->'''Laura:''' [[WackyMarriageProposal I hereby declare you as my]] ''[[WackyMarriageProposal wife!]]'' [[TheComicallySeroius It has been set in stone; I will not accept objections!]]

-->'''Laura:''' [[WackyMarriageProposal I hereby declare you as my]] ''[[[[WackyMarriageProposal wife!]]'' [[TheComicallySeroius It has been set in stone; I will not accept objections!]]

-->'''Laura:''' I hereby declare you as my ''wife!'' It has been set in stone; I will not accept objections!

** In that episode as well, when Ichika told Houki about Mayuzumi's offer for an interview & a photoshoot, Houki initially refused, saying that it went against her principles to do things for show. As soon as Mayuzumi revealed that she would pay them with a pair of free vouchers for a three-star restaurant, Houki [[HypocriticalHumor snatches the tickets out of her hand while saying, "I'll take up you up on that!"]]

** Earlier than ''that'', every girl (except Charlotte) is glaring at the newest girl to have fallen for Ichika, Kanzashi, since they all believe that she has confessed her love and then started dating him. Kanzashi, being the shy girl she is, almost crumbles under the pressure. Charlotte, being the NiceGirl she is, takes pity on her and offers her some juice, which Kanzashi gladly accepts. Charlotte then proves she's NotSoDifferent from the other girls by abruptly demanding to know what happened between her (Kanzashi) and Ichika.

** Earlier than ''that'', every girl (except Charlotte) is glaring at the newest girl to have fallen for Ichika, Kanzashi, since they all believe that she has confessed her love to him. Kanzashi, being the shy girl she is, almost crumbles under the pressure. Charlotte, being the NiceGirl she is, takes pity on her and offers her some juice, which Kanzashi gladly accepts. Charlotte then proves she's NotSoDifferent from the other girls by abruptly demanding to know what she did to Ichika.

* Season 2 Episode 6. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Disappearing panties]] = SeriousBusiness

** Also earlier than that, Houki gave Cecilia some ginger and garlic and told her to grate them. Cecilia drops them instead. This is because there was a {{Pun}} in Japanese where the verb "to grate" sounds exactly the same as the verb "to drop" and Cecilia is very LiteralMinded. Then Houki tells Cecilia to heat up the canola oil. She does so... by hugging it tightly as if she's [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Solid Snake keeping rations warm in Alaska by equipping them.]]

** Taken UpToEleven in season 2 episode 10 [[spoiler:as she somehow "weaponized" this to render the rest of the girls unable to attend school for a while. All while having Ichika for herself for a while.]]

** Also earlier than that, Houki gave Cecilia some ginger and garlic and told her to grate them. Cecilia drops them instead. This is because there was a {{Pun}} in Japanese where the verb "to grate" sounds exactly the same as the verb "to drop" and Cecilia is very LiteralMinded.

** Also earlier than that, Houki gave Cecilia some onions and garlic and told her to grate them. Cecilia drops them instead. This is because there was a {{Pun}} in Japanese where the verb "to grate" sounds exactly the same as the verb "to drop" and Cecilia is very LiteralMinded.