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* "I hate the water! [[DepartmenOfRedundancyDepartment And I hate being wet!]] And I hate '''''YOU!!!!!'''''" "GOOD!"

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* "I hate the water! [[DepartmenOfRedundancyDepartment [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And I hate being wet!]] And I hate '''''YOU!!!!!'''''" "GOOD!"



* Willie spends much of the campfire scene fending off the curious trunk of their elephant. The last time, however, it's not the elephant - it's a python. Indy tries to warn her, but he's panicking too much to actually say anything; meanwhile, Willie - who previously freaked out at every little bit of wildlife she enountered - simply grabs the snake and flings it off into the underbrush in exasperation without ever looking at it to realize what it is.

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* Willie spends much of the campfire scene fending off the curious trunk of their elephant. The last time, however, it's not the elephant - it's a python. Indy tries to warn her, but he's panicking too much to actually say anything; meanwhile, Willie - who previously freaked out at every little bit of wildlife she enountered encountered - simply grabs the snake and flings it off into the underbrush in exasperation without ever looking at it to realize what it is.



''[Willie turns hand over -- GIANT BUG WAS HIDING IN HER PALM. Bugs at her feet. Bugs above her head.]''\\

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''[Willie turns hand over -- A GIANT BUG WAS HIDING IN HER PALM. Bugs at her feet. Bugs above her head.]''\\



'''Indy:''' ''(nodges a skull in a corner of the ceiling to slow it down)'' Aw, shut up, Willie!\\

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'''Indy:''' ''(nodges ''(sticks a skull in a corner of the ceiling to slow it down)'' Aw, shut up, Willie!\\



'''Indy:''' ''(still nodging)'' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!]]

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'''Indy:''' ''(still nodging)'' trying to slow the ceiling down)'' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!]]



** This is probably an ActorAllusion to when, in ''Film/ANewHope'' Han Solo chases after a couple stormtoopers. He then runs back down the hallway, with more stormtroopers behind him. The [[ReCut remastered edition]] also shows a room full of about 50 stormtroopers before Han turns around.

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** This is probably an ActorAllusion to when, in ''Film/ANewHope'' Han Solo chases after a couple stormtoopers.stormtroopers. He then runs back down the hallway, with more stormtroopers behind him. The [[ReCut remastered edition]] also shows a room full of about 50 stormtroopers before Han turns around.

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* Willie spends much of the campfire scene fending off the curious trunk of their elephant. The last time, however, it's not the elephant - it's a python. Indy tries to warn her, but he's panicking too much to actually say anything; meanwhile, Willie - who previously freaked out at every little bit of wildlife she enountered - simply grabs the snake and flings it off into the underbrush in exasperation without ever looking at it to realize what it is.
-->'''Willie:''' I hate that elephant.
* Indy and Short Round arguing about who was the bigger cheat while Willie runs screaming from every little noise and creature.
** To boot, it starts off in English before switching over into Chinese and then back into English without skipping a beat. So if you aren't laughing at Willie, you're watching a kid and a grown man engage in full on HamToHamCombat with GratuitousForeignLanguage.
** The whole thing ends with Indy's childish "Oh fine, I ''quit.''" And then a few minutes later, he pays Shorty the ''ten cents'' that was at stake in their game.
* The whole dinner at the palace.
** The Prime Minister, annoyed with Indy's claims, has some fun by mischievously bringing back an incident where the Sultan of Madagascar threatened Indy with some form of mutilation. He thinks it was Indy's head at risk, then his hands, until Indy admits the truth:
--->'''Indy:''' No, it wasn't my hands, it was my...[[GroinAttack *looks down*]] my misunderstanding.
** Short Round's dropped jaw at the "snake surprise" resulting in the olive in his mouth rolling out and making a DOING! noise as it hits something.
** The look on Willie's face when they're serving chilled monkey brains (as shown in the page image).
** Captain Blumburtt flicks a baby snake away as it screeches.
** One of the dinner guests belches after eating a bug.
--->'''Willie:''' ''(whispers to Shorty)'' Give me your hat.\\
'''Short Round:''' ''(takes it off)'' Why?\\
'''Willie:''' ''(grabs the hat)'' Cause I'm gonna puke on it!\\
''[Shorty pulls his hat out of Willie's grasp]''
** Pay attention to Chattar Lal when they're bringing out the plate of beetles. He's making this ''absolutely ridiculous'' buck-toothed grin.
* Most of what Short Round says elevates him from being a mere EthnicScrappy to a [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes funny-as-hell little kid]]. "Maybe he like...''older'' women" and "Tell me later, what happen" stand out in particular.
-->"[[YouNoTakeCandle He no nuts. He's CRAZY.]]" (This is especially funny since he's been spending the majority of the film defending Indy whenever Willie calls him stupid or crazy. In this particular instance, Short completely agrees with her.)
* From the DVD making-of special: the description of how one of the elephants ate part of Willie's very expensive dress, to which the film's costume designer actually had to put on the insurance form "eaten by elephant."
-->'''Costume designer Anthony Powell''': ...and it said "Reason for damage". And -- and what could I put? All I could put was "dress eaten by an elephant".

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* Willie spends much of the campfire scene fending off the curious trunk of their elephant. The last time, however, it's not the elephant - it's a python. Indy tries to warn her, but he's panicking too much to actually say anything; meanwhile, Willie - who previously freaked out at every little bit of wildlife she enountered - simply grabs the snake and flings it off into the underbrush in exasperation without ever looking at it to realize what it is.
-->'''Willie:''' I hate that elephant.
* Indy and Short Round arguing about who was the bigger cheat while Willie runs screaming from every little noise and creature.
** To boot, it starts off in English before switching over into Chinese and then back into English without skipping a beat. So if you aren't laughing at Willie, you're watching a kid and a grown man engage in full on HamToHamCombat with GratuitousForeignLanguage.
** The whole thing ends with Indy's childish "Oh fine, I ''quit.''" And then a few minutes later, he pays Shorty the ''ten cents'' that was at stake in their game.
* The whole dinner at the palace.
** The Prime Minister, annoyed with Indy's claims, has some fun by mischievously bringing back an incident where the Sultan of Madagascar threatened Indy with some form of mutilation. He thinks it was Indy's head at risk, then his hands, until Indy admits the truth:
--->'''Indy:''' No, it wasn't my hands, it was my...[[GroinAttack *looks down*]] my misunderstanding.
** Short Round's dropped jaw at the "snake surprise" resulting in the olive in his mouth rolling out and making a DOING! noise as it hits something.
** The look on Willie's face when they're serving chilled monkey brains (as shown in the page image).
** Captain Blumburtt flicks a baby snake away as it screeches.
** One of the dinner guests belches after eating a bug.
--->'''Willie:''' ''(whispers to Shorty)'' Give me your hat.\\
'''Short Round:''' ''(takes it off)'' Why?\\
'''Willie:''' ''(grabs the hat)'' Cause I'm gonna puke on it!\\
''[Shorty pulls his hat out of Willie's grasp]''
** Pay attention to Chattar Lal when they're bringing out the plate of beetles. He's making this ''absolutely ridiculous'' buck-toothed grin.
* Most of what Short Round says elevates him from being a mere EthnicScrappy to a [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes funny-as-hell little kid]]. "Maybe he like...''older'' women" and "Tell me later, what happen" stand out in particular.
-->"[[YouNoTakeCandle He no nuts. He's CRAZY.]]" (This is especially funny since he's been spending the majority of the film defending Indy whenever Willie calls him stupid or crazy. In this particular instance, Short completely agrees with her.)
* From the DVD making-of special: the description of how one of the elephants ate part of Willie's very expensive dress, to which the film's costume designer actually had to put on the insurance form "eaten by elephant."
-->'''Costume designer Anthony Powell''': ...and it said "Reason for damage". And -- and what could I put? All I could put was "dress eaten by an elephant".



* Lao Che's reaction after Indy drank the poisoned champagne. His face all but screams "Holy shit, I can't believe that ''worked!''" No wonder he grabs the VillainBall and starts gloating.
-->'''Lao Che:''' And now, you give me the diamond.\\
'''Indy:''' Are you actually developing a sense of humor or am I going deaf?
* Indy punches a cigarette lady. Of course, the poison is starting to run through his system, impairing his vision. Not to mention the first person POV shot of a fist smashing Indy in the face.
* Willie tries to pick up the diamond, but people keep kicking it as they all run in panic.



* Indy punches a cigarette lady. Of course, the poison is starting to run through his system, impairing his vision. Not to mention the first person POV shot of a fist smashing Indy in the face.
* Willie tries to pick up the diamond, but people keep kicking it as they all run in panic.
* "I hate the water! And I hate being wet! And I hate '''''YOU!!!!!'''''" "GOOD!"

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* "Nice try, ''Lao Che''." [Closes the airplane door to reveal the logo on it: '''LAO CHE Air Freight'''.]
** "Goodbye, Doctor Jones." (Lao Che and Kao Kan laugh themselves silly as he signals his pilots to deal with Indiana, Willie, and Short Round once out of China and they signal back to acknowledge his orders)
* Most of what Short Round says elevates him from being a mere EthnicScrappy to a [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes funny-as-hell little kid]]. "Maybe he like...''older'' women" and "Tell me later, what happen" stand out in particular.
-->"[[YouNoTakeCandle He no nuts. He's CRAZY.]]" (This is especially funny since he's been spending the majority of the film defending
Indy punches a cigarette lady. Of course, the poison is starting to run through his system, impairing his vision. Not to mention the first person POV shot of a fist smashing Indy in the face.
*
whenever Willie tries to pick up calls him stupid or crazy. In this particular instance, Short completely agrees with her.)
* Right after
the diamond, but people keep kicking it as they pilots abandoned Indy, Willie and Shorty to their deaths:
-->'''Willie:''' ''(sees the cockpits empty)'' Oh no. Oh no! Mister! Mister! Oh mister, please wake up!\\
'''Shorty:''' You call him Dr. Jones, ''doll.''\\
'''Willie:''' Dr. Jones! Dr. Jones! Please wake up!\\
'''Indy:''' Are we there already? Oh, good.\\
'''Willie:''' No, no. ''(drags Indy to the cockpits)'' No one's flying the plane!\\
'''Indy:''' Oh boy.\\
'''Willie:''' They're
all run in panic.
gone! ''(Indy gets on one of the cockpits)'' You know how to fly, don't you?\\
'''Indy:''' ''({{beat}})'' No. Do you?\\
'''Willie:''' Oh no. I'm gonna faint.\\
'''Indy:''' How hard could it be?
* "A boat?! We're not sinking! WE'RE CRASHING!" Willie proceeds to scream as she bites down on her fist.
** "Lady, I can't breathe!"
* "I hate the water! [[DepartmenOfRedundancyDepartment And I hate being wet! wet!]] And I hate '''''YOU!!!!!'''''" "GOOD!"



* Indy telling Short Round to "quit fooling around" with the maharajah.

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* Willie spends much of the campfire scene fending off the curious trunk of their elephant. The last time, however, it's not the elephant - it's a python. Indy tries to warn her, but he's panicking too much to actually say anything; meanwhile, Willie - who previously freaked out at every little bit of wildlife she enountered - simply grabs the snake and flings it off into the underbrush in exasperation without ever looking at it to realize what it is.
-->'''Willie:''' I hate that elephant.
* Indy telling and Short Round to "quit fooling around" arguing about who was the bigger cheat while Willie runs screaming from every little noise and creature.
** To boot, it starts off in English before switching over into Chinese and then back into English without skipping a beat. So if you aren't laughing at Willie, you're watching a kid and a grown man engage in full on HamToHamCombat
with GratuitousForeignLanguage.
** The whole thing ends with Indy's childish "Oh fine, I ''quit.''" And then a few minutes later, he pays Shorty
the maharajah. ''ten cents'' that was at stake in their game.
* The whole dinner at the palace.
** The Prime Minister, annoyed with Indy's claims, has some fun by mischievously bringing back an incident where the Sultan of Madagascar threatened Indy with some form of mutilation. He thinks it was Indy's head at risk, then his hands, until Indy admits the truth:
--->'''Indy:''' No, it wasn't my hands, it was my...[[GroinAttack *looks down*]] my misunderstanding.
** Short Round's dropped jaw at the "snake surprise" resulting in the olive in his mouth rolling out and making a DOING! noise as it hits something.
** The look on Willie's face when they're serving chilled monkey brains (as shown in the page image).
** Captain Blumburtt flicks a baby snake away as it screeches.
** One of the dinner guests belches after eating a bug.
--->'''Willie:''' ''(whispers to Shorty)'' Give me your hat.\\
'''Short Round:''' ''(takes it off)'' Why?\\
'''Willie:''' ''(grabs the hat)'' Cause I'm gonna puke on it!\\
''[Shorty pulls his hat out of Willie's grasp]''
** Pay attention to Chattar Lal when they're bringing out the plate of beetles. He's making this ''absolutely ridiculous'' buck-toothed grin.
* The bedroom scene in which Indiana is hunting for the secret passage while Willie has other things on her mind...
-->'''Indy:''' Nobody's here.
--> '''Willie:''' No, ''I'm'' here. ''[Indy shakes his head]'' Indy, you're acting awfully strange.
** When Indy puts his hands on a statue's breasts (to push the statue, since it's part of a secret passage), Willie gestures to her ''own'' breasts and growls, "I'm right ''here''!"
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHAc9nw2qrs Prior to that]], the scene in their bedrooms after their argument about their BelligerentSexualTension where we cut back and forth between them, each certain that the other is going to show up.
---> '''Indy:''' "Palace slave"...\\
'''Willie:''' "Nocturnal activities"...\\
'''Indy:''' ''I'm'' a conceited ape?\\
'''Willie:''' "I'll tell you in the morning"...\\
'''Indy:''' I can't believe it.\\
'''Willie:''' He's not coming.\\
'''Indy:''' She's not coming. ''(pause)'' I can't believe I'm not going.
** Even before that when they argue about who's gonna come begging for whom, Willie started to sound a bit like Indy when she called him a conceited ape, in both voice and attitude. And when she says, "I'm not that easy!" Indy replies, "I'm not that easy either," in a very non-convincing tone.
** Willie tries to push another statue, even putting her hands on its breasts. But of course it won't budge.
** And at the beginning of the scene, how does Indy convince her to let him in in the first place? He bites into an apple -- Willie is ''famished'' because of the ForeignQueasine she refused to eat.



* The bedroom scene in which Indiana is hunting for the secret passage while Willie has other things on her mind...
-->'''Indy:''' Nobody's here.
--> '''Willie:''' No, ''I'm'' here. ''[Indy shakes his head]'' Indy, you're acting awfully strange.
** When Indy puts his hands on a statue's breasts (to push the statue, since it's part of a secret passage), Willie gestures to her ''own'' breasts and growls, "I'm right ''here''!"
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHAc9nw2qrs Prior to that]], the scene in their bedrooms after their argument about their BelligerentSexualTension where we cut back and forth between them, each certain that the other is going to show up.
---> '''Indy:''' "Palace slave"...\\
'''Willie:''' "Nocturnal activities"...\\
'''Indy:''' ''I'm'' a conceited ape?\\
'''Willie:''' "I'll tell you in the morning"...\\
'''Indy:''' I can't believe it.\\
'''Willie:''' He's not coming.\\
'''Indy:''' She's not coming. ''(pause)'' I can't believe I'm not going.
** Even before that when they argue about who's gonna come begging for whom, Willie started to sound a bit like Indy when she called him a conceited ape, in both voice and attitude. And when she says, "I'm not that easy!" Indy replies, "I'm not that easy either," in a very non-convincing tone.
** Willie tries to push another statue, even putting her hands on its breasts. But of course it won't budge.
** And at the beginning of the scene, how does Indy convince her to let him in in the first place? He bites into an apple -- Willie is ''famished'' because of the ForeignQueasine she refused to eat.
* Lao Che's reaction after Indy drank the poisoned champagne. His face all but screams "Holy shit, I can't believe that ''worked!''" No wonder he grabs the VillainBall and starts gloating.
-->'''Lao Che:''' And now, you give me the diamond.\\
'''Indy:''' Are you actually developing a sense of humor or am I going deaf?
* "Nice try, ''Lao Che''." [Closes the airplane door to reveal the logo on it: '''LAO CHE Air Freight'''.]
** "Goodbye, Doctor Jones." (Lao Che and Kao Kan laugh themselves silly as he signals his pilots to deal with Indiana, Willie, and Short Round once out of China and they signal back to acknowledge his orders)
* "A boat?! We're not sinking! WE'RE CRASHING!" Willie proceeds to scream as she bites down on her fist.
** "Lady, I can't breathe!"



* Indy using his foot to brake the mine car, causing it to smoke and Indy yelling "Water! Water!" as he and Willie try to put out the fire on his foot. [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Suddenly an oncoming deluge of water starts flooding down the tunnel]] and Indy yelling and pointing "''WATER! WATER!''"
* During the mine cart chase sequence, Indy uses a shovel to empty a dirt silo all over the heads of their pursuers. After this happens and they continue on, trailing dust, one of the Thugs can be heard making a very exaggerated "PWAAAAAAH!" noise. He sounds like he's annoyed at having flour poured over him in the shower as a prank.
* Indy runs into two Thugs with swords. He decides to [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just shoot them]], but realized he lost his gun (thanks to Willie). He smiles nervously at them, and they attack.
** Indy starts chasing one with a sword, [[ScreamingWarrior screaming furiously]]. He suddenly stops at a close-up of his face. He [[OhCrap sees something]], his scream falters and turns into a nervous whimper, and he [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat runs the other way]]. Suddenly, a whole army of screaming Thugs charge into the shot, chasing after him.
** This is probably an ActorAllusion to when, in ''Film/ANewHope'' Han Solo chases after a couple stormtoopers. He then runs back down the hallway, with more stormtroopers behind him. The [[ReCut remastered edition]] also shows a room full of about 50 stormtroopers before Han turns around.

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* Indy using his foot to brake the mine car, causing it to smoke and Indy yelling "Water! Water!" as he and Willie try to put out the fire on his foot. [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Suddenly an oncoming deluge of water starts flooding down the tunnel]] and Indy yelling and pointing "''WATER! WATER!''"
* During the mine cart chase sequence, Indy uses a shovel to empty a dirt silo all over the heads of their pursuers.
After this happens and they continue on, trailing dust, one of the Thugs can be heard making a very exaggerated "PWAAAAAAH!" noise. He sounds like he's annoyed at having flour poured over him in the shower as a prank.
*
Short Round wakes Indy runs into two Thugs with swords. He decides out of Kali Ma's black sleep, he attacks the guards while trying to [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just shoot them]], but realized he lost his gun (thanks to Willie). He smiles nervously save Willie, at them, and they attack.
** Indy starts chasing
one point charging Mola Ram with a sword, [[ScreamingWarrior screaming furiously]]. He suddenly stops at stone-tipped spear...only to have the Thuggee leader disappear through a close-up trap door with a maniacal laugh; Indy's face is like, "Really?"
-->'''Mola Ram''': MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHA! ''[sic]''
** Before Indy even thinks
of coming for him, Mola Ram takes off his face. He [[OhCrap sees something]], ridiculous headdress and grins gleefully. On rewatch, his scream falters and turns into a nervous whimper, and he [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat runs the other way]]. Suddenly, a whole army of screaming Thugs charge expression all but screams "Ooh! I finally get to use my secret exit!"
* Willie, despite being nearly half-dead from heat exhaustion after being lowered
into the shot, chasing lava pit, still summons the strength to slap Indy in the face after him.
** This is probably an ActorAllusion
he rescues her, either out of anger for his previous failure to when, in ''Film/ANewHope'' Han Solo chases after a couple stormtoopers. He then runs back down the hallway, with more stormtroopers behind him. The [[ReCut remastered edition]] also shows a room full help her, or still trying to snap him out of about 50 stormtroopers before Han turns around.it.



* Right before the giant Thugee guard is pulled into the rock crusher, he's about to drop a giant rock right on Indy's head, only Indy hits him first with a couple of buckets, causing the guard to drop the rock on his own head. The guard then looks so dazed, all that's missing are the chirping birds.
* Indy telling Short Round to "quit fooling around" with the maharajah.
* When Short Round is about to enter the mine cart and a Thuggee ambushes him from behind, Shorty just drops to the floor and lets the Thug trip over him, then gets up and climbs over the Thug's body into the mine cart.
* Indy using his foot to brake the mine car, causing it to smoke and Indy yelling "Water! Water!" as he and Willie try to put out the fire on his foot. [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Suddenly an oncoming deluge of water starts flooding down the tunnel]] and Indy yelling and pointing "''WATER! WATER!''"
* During the mine cart chase sequence, Indy uses a shovel to empty a dirt silo all over the heads of their pursuers. After this happens and they continue on, trailing dust, one of the Thugs can be heard making a very exaggerated "PWAAAAAAH!" noise. He sounds like he's annoyed at having flour poured over him in the shower as a prank.
* Indy runs into two Thugs with swords. He decides to [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just shoot them]], but realized he lost his gun (thanks to Willie). He smiles nervously at them, and they attack.
** Indy starts chasing one with a sword, [[ScreamingWarrior screaming furiously]]. He suddenly stops at a close-up of his face. He [[OhCrap sees something]], his scream falters and turns into a nervous whimper, and he [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat runs the other way]]. Suddenly, a whole army of screaming Thugs charge into the shot, chasing after him.
** This is probably an ActorAllusion to when, in ''Film/ANewHope'' Han Solo chases after a couple stormtoopers. He then runs back down the hallway, with more stormtroopers behind him. The [[ReCut remastered edition]] also shows a room full of about 50 stormtroopers before Han turns around.



* Right after the pilots abandoned Indy, Willie and Shorty to their deaths:
-->'''Willie:''' ''(sees the cockpits empty)'' Oh no. Oh no! Mister! Mister! Oh mister, please wake up!\\
'''Shorty:''' You call him Dr. Jones, ''doll.''\\
'''Willie:''' Dr. Jones! Dr. Jones! Please wake up!\\
'''Indy:''' Are we there already? Oh, good.\\
'''Willie:''' No, no. ''(drags Indy to the cockpits)'' No one's flying the plane!\\
'''Indy:''' Oh boy.\\
'''Willie:''' They're all gone! ''(Indy gets on one of the cockpits)'' You know how to fly, don't you?\\
'''Indy:''' ''({{beat}})'' No. Do you?\\
'''Willie:''' Oh no. I'm gonna faint.\\
'''Indy:''' How hard could it be?
* Indy's exasperated [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "Jeez!"]] as, while he's in the midst of scaling the cliff after cutting the bridge, he realizes that the surviving Thugs on the other side are now ''shooting'' at him. He's having a ''really'' bad day. The Marvel Comics tie-in has a great line where Indy thinks to himself, "When this is over, I'm gonna sleep for a month!"



* Right before the giant Thugee guard is pulled into the rock crusher, he's about to drop a giant rock right on Indy's head, only Indy hits him first with a couple of buckets, causing the guard to drop the rock on his own head. The guard then looks so dazed, all that's missing are the chirping birds.
* After Short Round wakes Indy out of Kali Ma's black sleep, he attacks the guards while trying to save Willie, at one point charging Mola Ram with a stone-tipped spear...only to have the Thuggee leader disappear through a trap door with a maniacal laugh; Indy's face is like, "Really?"
-->'''Mola Ram''': MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHA! ''[sic]''
** Before Indy even thinks of coming for him, Mola Ram takes off his ridiculous headdress and grins gleefully. On rewatch, his expression all but screams "Ooh! I finally get to use my secret exit!"
* When Short Round is about to enter the mine cart and a Thug ambushes him from behind, Shorty just drops to the floor and lets the Thug trip over him, then gets up and climbs over the Thug's body into the mine cart.
* Willie, despite being nearly half-dead from heat exhaustion after being lowered into the lava pit, still summons the strength to slap Indy in the face after he rescues her, either out of anger for his previous failure to help her, or still trying to snap him out of it.

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* Right before the giant Thugee guard is pulled into the rock crusher, he's about to drop a giant rock right on Indy's head, only Indy hits him first with a couple of buckets, causing the guard to drop the rock on his own head. The guard then looks so dazed, all that's missing are the chirping birds.
* After Short Round wakes Indy out of Kali Ma's black sleep, he attacks the guards
exasperated [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "Jeez!"]] as, while trying to save Willie, at one point charging Mola Ram with a stone-tipped spear...only to have he's in the Thuggee leader disappear through midst of scaling the cliff after cutting the bridge, he realizes that the surviving Thugs on the other side are now ''shooting'' at him. He's having a trap door with ''really'' bad day. The Marvel Comics tie-in has a maniacal laugh; Indy's face is like, "Really?"
-->'''Mola Ram''': MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHA! ''[sic]''
** Before
great line where Indy even thinks of coming to himself, "When this is over, I'm gonna sleep for him, Mola Ram takes off his ridiculous headdress a month!"
* From the DVD making-of special: the description of how one of the elephants ate part of Willie's very expensive dress, to which the film's costume designer actually had to put on the insurance form "eaten by elephant."
-->'''Costume designer Anthony Powell''': ...
and grins gleefully. On rewatch, his expression all but screams "Ooh! I finally get to use my secret exit!"
* When Short Round is about to enter the mine cart
it said "Reason for damage". And -- and a Thug ambushes him from behind, Shorty just drops to the floor and lets the Thug trip over him, then gets up and climbs over the Thug's body into the mine cart.
* Willie, despite being nearly half-dead from heat exhaustion after being lowered into the lava pit, still summons the strength to slap Indy in the face after he rescues her, either out of anger for his previous failure to help her, or still trying to snap him out of it.
what could I put? All I could put was "dress eaten by an elephant".
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* Willie, despite being nearly half-dead from heat exhaustion after being lowered into the lava pit, still summons the strength to slap Indy in the face after he rescues her, either out of anger for his previous failure to help her, or still trying to snap him out of it.
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-->"[[YouNoTakeCandle He no nuts. He's CRAZY.]]"

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-->"[[YouNoTakeCandle He no nuts. He's CRAZY.]]"]]" (This is especially funny since he's been spending the majority of the film defending Indy whenever Willie calls him stupid or crazy. In this particular instance, Short completely agrees with her.)
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* From the DVD making-of special: the description of how one of the elephants ate part of Willie's very expensive dress, to which they actually had to put on the insurance form "eaten by elephant."
-->'''Mike Powell''': ...and it said "Reason for damage". And -- and what could I put? All I could put was "dress eaten by an elephant".

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* From the DVD making-of special: the description of how one of the elephants ate part of Willie's very expensive dress, to which they the film's costume designer actually had to put on the insurance form "eaten by elephant."
-->'''Mike -->'''Costume designer Anthony Powell''': ...and it said "Reason for damage". And -- and what could I put? All I could put was "dress eaten by an elephant".



* "I hate the water! And I hate being wet! And I hate '''''YOU!!!!!'''''" "Good!"
* The villagers' dumbfounded expressions when Willie tries to ride an elephant. It's as if they're thinking "These are the people who are going to save our kids?!"

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* "I hate the water! And I hate being wet! And I hate '''''YOU!!!!!'''''" "Good!"
"GOOD!"
* The villagers' dumbfounded expressions when Willie tries to ride get on an elephant. It's as if they're thinking "These are the people who are going to save our kids?!"



'''Indy:''' ''(still nodging)'' WILLIE SCOTT, [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!]]

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'''Indy:''' ''(still nodging)'' WILLIE SCOTT, [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!]]



--->'''Indy:''' Just feel inside!\\

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--->'''Indy:''' Just feel You can do it. Feel inside!\\
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--->'''Willie:''' Huh?!!!

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-->'''Willie:''' ''(whispers to Shorty)'' Give me your hat.\\

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-->'''Willie:''' --->'''Willie:''' ''(whispers to Shorty)'' Give me your hat.\\



** "[[YouNoTakeCandle He no nuts. He's CRAZY.]]"

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** "[[YouNoTakeCandle -->"[[YouNoTakeCandle He no nuts. He's CRAZY.]]"



* Indy punches a cigarette lady. Of course, the poison is starting to run through his system, impairing his vision.
** Not to mention the first person POV shot of a fist smashing Indy in the face.

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* Indy punches a cigarette lady. Of course, the poison is starting to run through his system, impairing his vision.
**
vision. Not to mention the first person POV shot of a fist smashing Indy in the face.



* "I hate the water! And I hate being wet! And I hate '''''YOU!!!!!'''''"
** "Good!"

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* "I hate the water! And I hate being wet! And I hate '''''YOU!!!!!'''''"
**
'''''YOU!!!!!'''''" "Good!"



** On a related note, Indy telling Short Round to "quit fooling around" with the maharajah.
* The bug tunnel sequence. '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ESLKWt5w4w ALL OF IT.]]''''' Not only is it the definition of terrifying for those who are afraid of insects, but it's also incredibly funny due to great editing and dialogue.

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** On a related note, * Indy telling Short Round to "quit fooling around" with the maharajah.
* The bug tunnel sequence. '''''[[https://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ESLKWt5w4w ALL OF IT.]]''''' ]] Not only is it the definition of terrifying for those who are afraid of insects, but it's also incredibly funny due to great editing and dialogue.



-->'''Indy:''' Stop! Look, just stand up against the wall, will you?
--> ''(Short Round stands against the wall, where he unknowingly leans into a wall switch that activated the trap, much to both their horror)''
-->'''Short Round:''' You said to stand against the wall! I just did what you say! It's not my fault!

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-->'''Indy:''' --->'''Indy:''' Stop! Look, just stand up against the wall, will you?
-->
you? \\
''(Short Round stands against the wall, where he unknowingly leans into a wall switch that activated activates the trap, much to both their horror)''
-->'''Short
horror)''\\
'''Short
Round:''' You said to stand against the wall! I just did what you say! It's not my fault!



-->'''Indy:''' This is serious!\\

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-->'''Indy:''' --->'''Indy:''' This is serious!\\



-->'''Indy:''' ''(trying to hold the ceiling up)'' Hurry!\\

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-->'''Indy:''' --->'''Indy:''' ''(trying to hold the ceiling up)'' Hurry!\\



'''Willie:''' '''''(ScreamsLikeALittleGirl)'''''\\

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'''Willie:''' '''''(ScreamsLikeALittleGirl)'''''\\''(ScreamsLikeALittleGirl)''\\



-->'''Indy:''' Just feel inside!\\

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-->'''Indy:''' --->'''Indy:''' Just feel inside!\\



-->'''Short Round:''' It wasn't me! It's her!

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-->'''Short --->'''Short Round:''' It wasn't me! It's her!



--> '''Indy:''' "Palace slave"...
--> '''Willie:''' "Nocturnal activities"...
--> '''Indy:''' ''I'm'' a conceited ape?
--> '''Willie:''' "I'll tell you in the morning"...
--> '''Indy:''' I can't believe it.
--> '''Willie:''' He's not coming.
--> '''Indy:''' She's not coming. ''(pause)'' I can't believe I'm not going.
** Even before that when they argue about who's gonna come begging for whom, Willie started to sound a bit like Indy when she called him a conceited ape, in both voice and attitude.
*** And when she says, "I'm not that easy!" Indy replies, "I'm not that easy either," in a very non-convincing tone.

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--> ---> '''Indy:''' "Palace slave"...
-->
slave"...\\
'''Willie:''' "Nocturnal activities"...
-->
activities"...\\
'''Indy:''' ''I'm'' a conceited ape?
-->
ape?\\
'''Willie:''' "I'll tell you in the morning"...
-->
morning"...\\
'''Indy:''' I can't believe it.
-->
it.\\
'''Willie:''' He's not coming.
-->
coming.\\
'''Indy:''' She's not coming. ''(pause)'' I can't believe I'm not going.
** Even before that when they argue about who's gonna come begging for whom, Willie started to sound a bit like Indy when she called him a conceited ape, in both voice and attitude. \n*** And when she says, "I'm not that easy!" Indy replies, "I'm not that easy either," in a very non-convincing tone.



* Mola Ram might be the scariest villain in the entire franchise but you can tell his actor Amrish Puri was ''having a blast'' playing the role, and he comes off as both extremely sinister and a hilariously LaughablyEvil LargeHam as a result. (He shaved his head for the role and decided to keep it that way for the rest of his career.)
** There's at least one scene where he has his headdress in his hands and he's petting it like a [[RightHandCat Bond villain cat]].

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* Mola Ram might be the scariest villain in the entire franchise but you can tell his actor Amrish Puri was ''having a blast'' playing the role, and he comes off as both extremely sinister and a hilariously LaughablyEvil LargeHam as a result. (He shaved his head for the role and decided to keep it that way for the rest of his career.)
**
) There's at least one scene where he has his headdress in his hands and he's petting it like a [[RightHandCat Bond villain cat]].



*** This is probably an ActorAllusion to when, in ''Film/ANewHope'' Han Solo chases after a couple stormtoopers. He then runs back down the hallway, with more stormtroopers behind him. The [[ReCut remastered edition]] also shows a room full of about 50 stormtroopers before Han turns around.

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*** ** This is probably an ActorAllusion to when, in ''Film/ANewHope'' Han Solo chases after a couple stormtoopers. He then runs back down the hallway, with more stormtroopers behind him. The [[ReCut remastered edition]] also shows a room full of about 50 stormtroopers before Han turns around.



-->'''Willie:''' ''*nodding*'' Okay, save him.

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-->'''Willie:''' ''*nodding*'' --->'''Willie:''' ''[nodding]'' Okay, save him.



* Willie screaming after escaping the mines and crossing the rickety bridge only to run into Mola Ram and several mooks… [[BehindTheBlack Who had to have already been standing there.]]

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* Willie screaming after escaping the mines and crossing the rickety bridge only to run into Mola Ram and several mooks… mooks... [[BehindTheBlack Who had to have already been standing there.]]



* Indy's exasperated [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "Jeez!"]] as, while he's in the midst of scaling the cliff after cutting the bridge, he realizes that the surviving Thugs on the other side are now ''shooting'' at him. He's having a ''really'' bad day.
** The Marvel Comics tie-in has a great line where Indy thinks to himself, "When this is over, I'm gonna sleep for a month!"

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* Indy's exasperated [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "Jeez!"]] as, while he's in the midst of scaling the cliff after cutting the bridge, he realizes that the surviving Thugs on the other side are now ''shooting'' at him. He's having a ''really'' bad day.
**
day. The Marvel Comics tie-in has a great line where Indy thinks to himself, "When this is over, I'm gonna sleep for a month!"
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** Short Round's dropped jaw at the "snake surprise" resulting in the olive in his mouth rolling out and making a DOING! noise at it hits something.

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** Short Round's dropped jaw at the "snake surprise" resulting in the olive in his mouth rolling out and making a DOING! noise at as it hits something.



-->'''Willie:''' ''*nodding*'' "Okay, save him."

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-->'''Willie:''' ''*nodding*'' "Okay, Okay, save him."
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** There's at least one scene where he has his CoolHat in his hands and he's petting it like a [[RightHandCat Bond villain cat]].

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** There's at least one scene where he has his CoolHat headdress in his hands and he's petting it like a [[RightHandCat Bond villain cat]].

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** Captain Blumburtt flicks a baby snake away and it screeched.

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** Captain Blumburtt flicks a baby snake away and as it screeched.screeches.



''[Shorty pulls his hat out of Willie's grasp]''\\
* BELCH*

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''[Shorty pulls his hat out of Willie's grasp]''\\
* BELCH*
grasp]''



** Before Indy even thinks of coming for him, Mola Ram takes off his ridiculous headress and grins gleefully. On rewatch, his expression all but screams "Ooh! I finally get to use my secret exit!"

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** Before Indy even thinks of coming for him, Mola Ram takes off his ridiculous headress headdress and grins gleefully. On rewatch, his expression all but screams "Ooh! I finally get to use my secret exit!"
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'''Indy:''' [[RageBreakingPoint Do! It! NOW!!!]]\\

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'''Indy:''' [[RageBreakingPoint Do! It! NOW!!!]]\\Do it NOW!!!\\
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* Willie was charmed by the diamond Lao Che gave to Indy, and then Indy pokes her to make her give him the diamond:

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* Willie was is charmed by the diamond Lao Che gave to Indy, and then Indy pokes her to make her give him the diamond:



''[Willie stand us, bumping into Indy so that he spills the drink.]''\\

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''[Willie stand us, stands up, bumping into Indy so that he spills the drink.]''\\
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* When Short Round is about to enter the mine cart and a Thug ambushes him from behind, Shorty just drops to the floor and lets the Thug trip over him, then gets up and climbs over the Thug's body into the mine cart.
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'''Indy:''' ''(still nodging)'' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!]]

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'''Indy:''' ''(still nodging)'' WILLIE SCOTT, [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!]]



** After quickly escaping the trap room before it locks itself, Indiana drops his hat after squeezing through the closing doorway, then quickly snatches his hat back before the door shuts itself.

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** After quickly escaping the trap room before it locks itself, Indiana drops his hat after squeezing through the closing doorway, then quickly snatches his hat back before the door shuts itself. Some things are hard wired.
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** After quickly escaping the trap room before it locks itself, Indiana drops his hat after squeezing through the closing doorway, then quickly snatches his hat back before the door shuts itself.

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