History Funny / HowNotToSummonADemonLord

'''Edelgard:''' Hands go in that way. It's easy; like this. ''(makes a very particular gesture with one hand)''\\

** At an inn, Shera happily chows down on all the food there, while her [[GagBoobs oversized boobs jiggle about]].

** Shera presses her [[GagBoobs enormous boobs]] against Diablo's arm while citing she's not strong like he is, to which a flustered Diablo tries to get her to pullback by angrily telling her an adventurer shouldn't fear danger. This gives Shera more confidence and she thanks him by squeezing her boobs even harder against Diablo, while saying by being around him she can continue to grow, to which Diablo thinks if ''they'' grow anymore he would reach heaven.

** After both girls congratulate Diablo on his victory and each cling onto one of his arms, a very-tired Diablo remarks that if Shera pushed [[GagBoobs those things against him]] in his state, he'd collapse. Sure enough Diablo (in chibi form) falls forwards and his head lands firmly into Shera's boobs, where he's delighted he bounces right off them. He then flings in the other direction towards Rem, only to strike her chest with a resonating thud as he mutters, "Hard."

** Rem is shocked to be informed that she might be ''pregnant with a demon''. Shera then ponders how this could have happened before remembering the night Diablo tortured her. Rem angrily declares that nothing of the sort happened that night, only for Shera to reveal she thought the act of sharing a bed with someone else was enough to make her pregnant.

*** Rem is awakened by the noise, only to see Diablo's hand on her chest, causing her face (and whole body) to flush red. Diablo starts sweating profusely before he decides to roleplay the crude Demon Lord and orders Rem to hold her chest out proudly, "as [her] budding breasts are an asset too". [[ACupAngst Rem proceeds to scream]] [[ArmorPiercingSlap and a sharp slapping sound is heard.]]

*** Not long afterward, as he's trying to figure out what's going on, he latches onto Shera mentioning Starfall Tower (where they are right now). Cut a distance POV shot where Diablo suddenly narrates the place's purpose as a WallOfText scrolls up, yet also subtly makes a dig at the WallOfText by ending the narration after the first line.

** Diablo's "gamer instinct" picks up an important story line regarding Rem and he is determined to find out what it is, hoisting Rem up on his shoulder and declares he would take her upstairs to be tortured. A shocked Shera answers that she'll stay downstairs with her food, while Rem orders the dumb elf to save her.

*** Rem is awakened by the noise, only to see Diablo's hand on her chest, causing her face (and whole body) to flush red. Diablo starts sweating profusely before he decides to roleplay the crude Demon Lord and orders Rem to hold her chest out proudly, "as [her] budding breasts are an asset too". [[ACupAngst Rem proceeds to scream.]]

** Rose being told that she would be one of Diablo's items. At first you think she's taking it hard, but then she looks up with stars in her eyes and she starts BEGGING Diablo to treat her as an item.
** Diablo appears on the battlefield in a BigDamnHeroes moment only for a couple of hilarious moments to happen.
*** First is Rose chopping up Fallen and their monsters while going "oops, I overdid it again, tee hee" and acting innocent.
*** Second is that the enemy Diablo is facing triggers his BerserkButton regarding relationships and he completely snaps and starts laughing like a maniac before he drinks several mana potions and shows just what happens when he's not cautious and holding back.

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--->'''Klem:''' ''(cheerfully to a bewildered Edelgard)'' You too, twin-tails! Strip!
--->'''Edelgard:''' !?

** Shera tries to convince a drowsy Diablo to go questing with her and she does so by donning a {{stripperiffic}} outfit and clambering onto him. [[{{tsundere}} Rem]] comes in and proceeds to aim a kick at Shera's head and [[ClingyJealousGirl orders her to stay 30 feet away from Diablo]].

** Diablo has used up all of his magic points and is close to collapse, so Klem decides to help him recharge by taking off all her clothes and cuddling up to him. The rest of the girls: Alicia, Shera, Edelgard (at Klem's command), and Rem all do the same and strip naked. Diablo is horrified as his harem of naked girls all approach him calling his name and he passes out from shock.

--->'''Krebskrum:''' [[FailedAttemptAtDrama Hold on, we have to start over!]] I forgot how it goes exactly, but it was brutal and messy... mmh, what was it? (...) Ah, forget it! I'll just burn everything to the ground like a Demon Lord with no creativity! ''(pointing to Diablo)'' This guy gets it!