History Funny / HoneyIShrunkTheKids

-->'''Nick''': Waitwaitwait, ''now'' I get it! ''FRENCH CLASS''!

'''Russ:''' Knock it off, Ron.

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* Wayne's attempt at making peanut butter with the coffee machine. It didn't work out.
* Wayne trying to give a speech as president of Szalinski Labs:
-->'''Wayne:''' At Szalinski Labs, our future is... our future is... *accidentally drops cards, under his breath* crap! *picks up cards* No, the future isn't crap. Our future is now! *nervously looks on at the glaring audience*
* Wayne and his brother Gordon testing the Green Lantern Project, which just makes their bellies glow in the dark rather than their entire body. After a female scientist walks in and turns the lights back on, Wayne momentarily forgets to put his shirt down.
* Adam getting embarrassed by Diane, who is leaving on vacation with her sister-in-law.
-->'''Diane:''' Adam! ADAM! *Diane is drowned out by a lawnmower* I just finished the laundry... *lawnmower silences* ... so you'll have plenty of clean underpants!\\
''(The neighborhood kids laugh at Adam while Diane then immediately sports a DidIJustSayThatOutLoud look afterwards)''
* Diane's outburst at Wayne after she realizes that he's trying to shrink the tiki he wants to keep but instead they get shrunken:
-->'''Diane:''' You didn't think I'd notice, didn't you? Well guess what, Wayne... [[NoIndoorVoice I NOTICED!!!]]
* This bit during the kids' party after Wayne and Gordon avoided getting eaten in the onion dip bowl:
-->'''Jenny:''' Jill, you're making a mess!\\
'''Jill:''' Well, this stuff is really good! What's in it?\\
'''Wayne:''' Szalinski Bros.!
* Gordon's GodGuise. That is all.
* "You know dad, ''I'' didn't invite those boys over!"

* Big Russ getting impaled with a dart [[spoiler:which has super glue on the suction cup, and then being reeled in by Ron.]]

** Safe to say, it wasn't funny in the kids' P.O.V. [[spoiler:Because Wayne accidentally triggered the sprinklers at the time.]]

--> '''Diane:''' That's great!\\

-->'''Russ:''' Don't worry, we'll pay for it. We'll take it out of his allowance.\\
'''Ron:''' ''MY'' allowance? Dream on!\\
'''Russ:''' Okay, we'll just have Dad pay for it, huh?\\
'''Ron:''' ''(beat)'' We'll take it out of my allowance. Give me my ball back.\\
'''Nick:''' Until you pay, no man shall pass.\\
'''Ron:''' You got nothing to say about it, Space Boy!\\
'''Amy:''' Cool it!

-->'''Ron:''' ''MY'' allowance? Dream on!\\
-->'''Russ:''' Okay, we'll just have Dad pay for it, huh?\\
-->'''Ron:''' ''(beat)'' We'll take it out of my allowance. Give me my ball back.\\

-->'''Ron:''' I like to have my ball back.\\

* Granted, it's a serious moment, but I can't help but laugh at Wayne's [[OhCrap facial expression]] when, [[ItMakesSenseInContext while looking for the shrunken kids on the attic floor]], he comes across the broom he used ''to sweep the floor earlier''.

* Wayne searches for his shrunken kids in his backyard. He ends up hanging onto the clothesline, getting pinched by the clothespins, and shouts to the Boorsteins to get off his lawn.

For ''Honey, I Shrunk the Audience'' highlights, see Funny/DisneyThemeParks.

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* While ''Honey, I Blew Up the Kid'' is generally inferior to its prequel, it has its fair share of moments, like where Diane confronts Wayne over what happened to Adam, the titular kid. The look on Wayne's face was absolutely priceless.
---> '''Diane''': ''(sweetly)'' Sweetheart, you can tell me~ How bad can it be? ''(kisses Wayne)''\\
''(Wayne looks very nervous)''\\
'''Diane''': After all, it's not like you've done anything to one of our kids, again.\\
''(Wayne raises his eyebrows, then chuckles)''\\
'''Diane''': (growing serious) Wayne, where is Adam?\\
'''Wayne''': Well, um...\\
'''Diane''': Who was that man in the van? (holding up a bigger Big Bunny) And where did this bunny come from?!\\
'''Wayne''': (cracks) All right, I confess! I did it!\\
'''Diane''': Did what?!\\
'''Adam''': (breaks down the door) Peek-a-boo!!\\
'''Wayne''': I blew up the baby!\\
''(Diane faints)''\\
'''Adam''': Mama fall down! Mama...\\
'''Nick''': How'd she take it?\\
'''Wayne''': 'Bout like usual.\\
'''Adam''': Mama sleeping?
* The next scene where Wayne's tending to an unconscious Diane while Adam's making a mess in the next room.
-->'''Wayne:''' What's he doing?
-->'''Nick:''' He's playing with his toys.
-->'''Wayne:''' Well, make him stop!
-->''beat''
-->'''Nick:''' [[SarcasmMode Make him stop... why didn't I think of that?]]
* The entire sequence of Wayne, Diane, and Nick trying to tame Adam. Hilarity ensues.
* Wayne and Diane have just retrieved the shrink ray from Sterling Labs in order to get Adam back to normal size. Diane is perplexed on how to get out since it is solar-powered.
--> '''Diane''': Wayne, this is a solar van. We're inside!\\
'''Wayne''': There's a switch marked "batteries". Just be careful not to switch it to...\\
''(Diane flips the switch, and the van zooms off as Diane screams)''\\
'''Wayne''': [[OhCrap High!]]\\
'''Diane''': Hold on!
* The look on Wayne's face after Diane told him to un-shrink the policemen he inadvertently tested the shrink ray on.
-->'''White Cop:''' They're getting away!
-->'''Black Cop:''' I think they're out our jurisdiction.
* Mandy's reaction after Adam grows even bigger and escapes from the house, leaving an [[ImpactSilhouette Adam-shaped hole in the wall]]:
--> '''Mandy:''' There's ''no way'' I'm changing those diapers.
* A TV promo, which included the scene of Adam about to put the car with Nick and his girlfriend Mandy inside his mouth followed by a "gulp" from Adam, made it look like he ''did'' eat them.
* Anytime Wayne mentions naptime in front of Adam. This comes back to bite him hard when he tries to distract him with his oversized bunny toy:
-->'''Wayne:''' Boy! I'm tired! Are you tired big bunny? [...] I got an idea! How about we all take a nice....
-->'''Nick:''' [[BigNo NO!]]
-->'''Wayne:''' [[TemptingFate Long...]]
-->'''Diane:''' Don't say it!
-->'''Wayne:''' [[BerserkButton Nap?]]
-->'''Nick:''' ''(To Mandy)'' [[OhCrap Brace yourself!]]
-->'''Adam:''' ''(Wakes up, slams the bunny)'' NO nap!
-->'''Wayne:''' Whoa! Hang on! Get me out of here, get me a way from him, pull me away!
-->'''Adam:''' No.......''NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP''!!!!!
-->'''Wayne:''' I get it! No nap!
* In one scene, Dr. Hendrickson, the film's BigBad, wants to shoot Adam with a tranquilizer dart. Diane, who has [[spoiler: been enlarged to try to get Adam to hold still, grabs the helicopter Hendrickson is flying in]], gets right in his face, and commands, ''Back off!'' The reaction from a stunned onlooker is [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "Whoa, look at that mother!"]]
** Later on, when everything is normal again, Diane confronts Hendrickson sweetly about the tranquilizer gun, then punches him in the face and knocks him out.
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* "You know dad, ''I'' didn't invite those boys over!"
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** The kids try to bronco-bust a young ant to ride it back to the house, ignoring Amy's protests. Ultimately, Amy is the one who succeeds in taming it by distracting it with a piece of Oatmeal Creme Pie, much to her discomfort. She tries to get the guys to help her, but they are too surprised by her "taming".

* Russ Sr.'s annoyance with the male police officer as writes something down.

* A TV promo, which included the scene of Adam about to put the car with Nick and his girlfriend Mandy inside followed by a "gulp" from Adam, made it look like he ''did'' eat them.

''(The neighborhood kids laugh at Adam)''
--> Diane then immediately sports a DidIJustSayThatOutLoud look afterwards.

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'''Don:''' ''(rolls eyes)'' Great, Gloria.\\\

* A TV promo which included the scene of Adam about to put the car with Nick and his girlfriend Mandy inside followed by a "gulp" from Adam, make it look like he ''did'' eat them.

* Wayne searches for his shrunken kids in his backyard. He ends up hanging onto the clothesline and shouts to the Boorsteins to get off his lawn.

* Mr. Thompson wakes up from Wayne working so early.

* The titular kids have just been shrunken and they carry Wayne's thinking couch across the room to get to the door. Along the way, they come across a dead fly. Ron makes a joke about it:

** The stupid suggestion by Russ to make a rope bridge over the "river".

*
-->''[the male cop writes something down]''\\
'''Russ Sr.:''' There he goes again writing. Do you even say anything?!\\
'''Male cop:''' Mm-hmm.\\
'''Russ Sr.:''' ''(sighs)'' Why do I feel like ''I'm'' the one on trial here?\\
'''Mae:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You can't imagine, dear.]]\\
'''Russ Sr.:''' What do you mean "you can't imagine"?!

** The stupid suggestion by Russ to make a rope bridge over the stream of dog pee.

'''Russ Sr.:''' Why do I feel like I'm the one on trial here?\\

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* After Nick (who was miniaturized along with the audience) calls up to Diane that his pet python is now slithering loose, she passes out with a thud (causing the viewers' seats to rumble!). Dr. Nigel Channing bends down into view to ask: "She didn't land on anyone, did she?"
* The punchline: Wayne gets the audience back to size, but in the process...[[spoiler: "I blew up the dog!"]] The curtain closes on the chaos, but then [[spoiler: Quark pokes through it and sneezes on the audience]]!
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* After Wayne's TitleDrop, Diane passes out with a thud (causing the viewers' seats to rumble!). Dr. Nigel Channing bends down into view to ask: "She didn't land on anyone, did she?"
* The punchline: Wayne gets the audience back to size, but in the process...[[spoiler: "Honey...I blew up the dog!"]] The curtain closes on the chaos, but then [[spoiler: Quark pokes through it and sneezes on the audience]]!