History Funny / Holes

* The cast's commentary on the movie is actually really funny. Highlights include teasing one another for [[ToiletHumor farting]], Khleo Thomas (Zero) fanboying over Creator/EarthaKitt and still wanting to see her in her [[Series/Batman1966 Catwoman]] suit, and threatening to [[BlackComedy boycott the movie for animal abuse]] when we see [[spoiler:Mary Lou lying dead from a gunshot]].

* "Whoo! Bye-bye, Camp G-" *'''CRASH'''*
** The entire scene when Stanley steals the truck. The whoops from Stanley, Mr Sir holding onto the truck as Stanley drives it, and then him falling into a hole, followed by Stanley crashing it.
* In the book, When the ''Mary Lou'' boat is found, Stanley imagines that Mary Lou was a beautiful woman, but [[{{Irony}} we all know how wrong he was]].
** There's a similar line in the film while they're climbing the mountain
-->'''Stanley''': You know what I keep thinking? Imagine how fine this Mary Lou probably looked in a bikini.
* "Yeah, keep going! There won't be no Yelnats the Fifth!"
* "Well that's just TOO DAMN BAD!" Both the timing and the way the line is delivered makes the moment totally priceless.
** "Well, excuse me."

** The fact that Mr. Sir pronounces "the" with a hard e ("thuh end"). It's the one time Jon Voigt's faux Texan accent is exaggerated for comedy.

* During a montage in which Stanley becomes accepted by the rest of the campers in the movie, Armpit lifts up his armpits. Everyone runs away from the stink. Trust us, it's funnier than it sounds.
* When Mr. Pendanski asks Stanley whose fault it is that Stanley is at Camp Green Lake (obviously intending AnAesop about personal responsibility) and Stanley responds confidently, "My no-good dirty rotten pig-stealing great-great-grandfather!"
* An EmbarrassingFirstName reveal in the film.
--> '''Zig-Zag:''' Say, I didn't know Marion was a man's name.
--> [[spoiler:'''Mr. Sir:''']] It ain't.

* When Armpit tries to give the warden a knob he found and gets his weekly shower tokens taken away, who's more upset about this? His cabin mates. Their dismayed groan at his shower tokens being taken away is the funniest part.
-->'''Squid:''' Man, you sleepin' outside!
* When Stanley arrives at the camp, he's not too happy to be assigned a cot that previously belonged to someone nicknamed "Barf Bag".
--> '''Magnet''': This was Barf Bag's bed.
--> (''shot of mattress stain'')
--> '''Mr. Pendanski''': (''off screen'') Keep your bed clean!
* When Stanley IV is sentenced:
--> '''Judge''': Stanley Yelnats, please rise.
--> ''All three living Stanleys stand up.''
--> '''Judge''': (''rolls his eyes and sighs'') Stanley Yelnats ''the Fourth''.
--> ''Stanley II and Stanley III sit down; Mrs. Yelnats {{Dope Slap}}s them''
* At the end of the movie we have a particularly silly FunnyBackgroundEvent; Twitch, a [[{{Keet}} hyperactive boy]] who got his name because he twitches whenever he sees or hears about a cool car (and indeed, was arrested for trying to steal one) had replaced Zero and Stanley after they left. At the end of the movie, [[spoiler: when Stanley is leaving in a limo, you can see Twitch running after the limo excitedly before Squid holds him back]].
* Mr. Sir's obsession with talking about how Camp Green Lake "isn't a girl scout camp". Becomes a BrickJoke [[spoiler:when Camp Green Lake was converted to a girl scout camp at the end]].
* From the movie, when Stanley finds the fossils, the other boys gather round to have a look, and Armpit reveals a hidden side of himself and squees in an excited voice, "Look at the little fishies! Awww...!" And then, as the others give him weird looks, he deepens his voice and says in an overly casual tone: "I mean, you know, see, it look like those cave pictures, man."
* The cast's commentary on the movie is actually really funny. Highlights include teasing one another for [[ToiletHumor farting]] and threatening to [[BlackComedy boycott the movie for animal abuse]] when we see [[spoiler:Mary Lou lying dead from a gunshot]].
* Magnet was caught trying to steal a puppy, and says that he would have gotten away "until my pocket started barking".
* When Stanley's lawyer walks to her car the first time after arguing with The Warden, she mockingly says:
--> "Excuse me!"
** When the D-Tent boys are watching her:
-->'''Twitch:''' Jaguar, that's a nice car.\\
'''Magnet:''' Don't even think about it, Twitch.

* Grandpa when the police are searching Stanley's room:
--> '''Grandpa''': You don't have to answer that! We have the right to remain silent!
--> '''Officer''': [[DeadpanSnarker Wouldn't that be nice?]]
* The campers talking about Stanley and Zero's escape:
--> '''Magnet''': Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive.
--> '''X-Ray''': Yeah, maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are alive too.
--> '''Squid''': [[MoodWhiplash Yeah. Maybe my mom'll quit drinking and my dad'll come home.]]
--> '''Twitch''': Man, when Caveman stole drive that truck?
--> '''Zig-Zag''': (''fist bumps him'') [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]
--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Caveman did have style.]]
* Yelnats the 3rd, [[spoiler:correctly]] thinking he's finally gotten his foot odor remedy to work, tentatively approaches his moody looking wife as she's eating dinner and sheepishly asks "Honey... please smell the shoe." Henry Winkler's delivery, which sounds like a little kid afraid to tell his mother bad news, makes it hysterical.
* When Stanley tells the D-Tent boys he was convicted for stealing a pair of shoes, they all laugh:
-->'''Squid:''' From a store or were they on someone's feet?\\
'''Zig-Zag:''' Or maybe he killed the guy first. ''(nudges Stanley)'' Just left out that little detail, huh?

* The cast's commentary on the movie is actually really funny. Highlights include teasing one another for [[ToiletHumor farting]] and threatening to [[BlackComedy boycot the movie for animal abuse]] when we see [[spoiler:Mary Lou lying dead from a gunshot]].

* Counts as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome as well.

--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. [[HeartwarmingMoments Caveman did have style.]]

* "Whoo! Bye-bye, Camp G- * '''CRASH'''*"

* The campers talking Stanley and Zero's escape:

--> '''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]
--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.

* Yelnats the 3rd, [[spoiler:correctly]] thinking he's finally gotten his foot odor remedy to work, tentatively approaches his moody looking wife as she's eating dinner and sheepishly asks "Honey... please smell the shoe." Henry Winkler's delivery, which sounds like a little kid afraid to tell his mother bad news, makes it hysterical.

--> (''shot of urine stain'')

* Mr. Sir's obsession with talking about how horrible girl scouts are. Becomes a BrickJoke [[spoiler:when Camp Green Lake was converted to a girl scout camp at the end]].

* Yelnats the 3rd, [[spoiler:correctly]] thinking he's finally gotten his food odor remedy to work, tentatively approaches his moody looking wife as she's eating dinner and sheepishly asks "Honey... please smell the shoe." Henry Winkler's delivery, which sounds like a little kid afraid to tell his mother bad news, makes it hysterical.

--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.

* The cast's commentary on the movie is actually really funny.

* "Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained. The end."

--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.
* Brian, who was nicknamed Twitch in the film, had a different one in the book. What was it? '''Pussy Destroyer 3000!'''

--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.

--> '''Magnet''': "Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive."
--> '''X-Ray''': "Yeah, maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are alive too."
--> '''Squid''': "[[MoodWhiplash Yeah. Maybe my mom'll quit drinking and my dad'll come home.]]"
--> '''Twitch''': "Man, when Caveman stole drive that truck?"
--> '''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]"

* "Whoo! Bye-bye, Camp G- * '''CRASH'''* "

--> '''Mr. Pendanski:''' "D-I-G, what does that spell?"
--> '''Zero:''' (knocks Pendanski cold with shovel) "Dig!" (runs away)

-->'''Zig-Zag:''' "Say, I didn't know Marion was a man's name."
-->[[spoiler:'''Mr. Sir:''']] "It ain't."

-->'''The Warden:''' "You'll do as I say." *walks out*
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "What ''did'' she say?"
-->'''Mr. Sir:''' "Not much."
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "Then what do we do?"
-->'''Mr. Sir:''' "You'll do as ''I'' say." *walks out*
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "But you didn't say anything either!"

-->'''Squid:''' "Man, you sleepin' outside!"

--> '''Magnet:''' "This was Barf Bag's bed."
--> [Shot of urine stain]
--> '''Mr. Pendanski:''' [Offscreen] "Keep your bed clean!"

-->'''Judge:''' "Stanley Yelnats, please rise."
-->''All three living Stanleys stand up.''
-->'''Judge:''' ''(rolls his eyes and sighs)'' "Stanley Yelnats ''the Fourth''."
-->''Stanley II and Stanley III sit down; Mrs. Yelnats {{Dope Slap}}s them''

* From the movie, when Stanley finds the fossils, the other boys gather round to have a look, and Armpit reveals a hidden side of himself and squees in an excited voice: "Look at the little fishies! Awww...!" And then, as the others give him weird looks, he deepens his voice and says in an overly casual tone: "I mean, you know, see, it look like those cave pictures, man."

* When Stanley's lawyer walks to her car the first time after arguing with The Warden, she mockingly says: "Excuse me!"

-->'''The Warden''': I had no knowledge about this.
-->'''Mr. Sir''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah. Just like you didn't know Pendanski was no doctor, neither]].
-->(all the campers laugh)

-->'''Grandpa''': You don't have to answer that! We have the right to remain silent!
-->'''Officer''': [[DeadpanSnarker Wouldn't that be nice?]]

-->'''Magnet''': "Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive."
-->'''X-Ray''': "Yeah, maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are alive too."
-->'''Squid''': "[[MoodWhiplash Yeah. Maybe my mom'll quit drinking and my dad'll come home.]]"
-->'''Twitch''': "Man, when Caveman stole drive that truck?"
-->'''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]"
-->'''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.

* Mr. Sir's actually says OhCrap when [[spoiler: the Texas officer recognizes him.]]

* During a montage in which Stanley becomes accepted by the rest of the campers in the movie, Armpit lifts up his armpits. Everyone runs away from the stink. Trust me, it's funnier than it sounds.

* Mr. Sir's obsession with talking about how horrible girl scouts are. Becomes a BrickJoke [[spoiler:when Camp Greenlake was converted to a girl scout camp at the end]].

* The Casts' commentary on the movie is actually really funny.

-->'''Mr. Sir''': [[SacrasmMode Oh, yeah. Just like you didn't know Pendanski was no doctor, neither]].

* "Go on, run! There won't be no Yelnats the Fifth!"

** "...Excuse me."
* "Once, there was a magical place where it never rained. The end."
** Squid's reaction: "I don't get it."

* This line:
-->'''The Warden:''' "Now do as I say." *walks out*
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "What did she say?"

-->'''Mr. Sir:''' "You do as I say." *walks out*

* When Armpit tries to give the warden a knob he found and gets his weekly shower tokens taken away, who's more upset about this? His cabin mates.

-->'''Judge:''' ''(rolls his eyes)'' "Stanley Yelnats ''the Fourth''."

-->'''The Warden''': I had know idea about this.
-->'''Mr. Sir''': Just like you didn't know Pendanski was no doctor.

* The statue of Poseidon seen at the end of the film is holing a shovel instead of a trident.

-->'''Armpit''': "Maybe they're still alive."
-->'''X-Ray''': "Maybe Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy are alive too."
-->'''Squid''': "[[MoodWhiplash Yeah, and maybe my mom will quit drinking and my dad will come home.]]"
-->'''Twitch''': "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey, did you see Caveman drive that truck?]]"
-->'''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]"

* Armpit in the film attempting to trick the Warden into giving him a day off by claiming to have found something. A broken TV nob from the rec room. Mr Sir punishes him by refusing shower privileges for a week. The cacophony of groans from the boys is hilarious.
-->'''Squid:''' Man, you sleepin' outside.

* "Whoo! Adios, Camp G- * '''CRASH'''* "

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--> '''Zero:''' [=*knocks Pendanski cold with shovel*=] "Dig!" [=*runs away*=]
* During a montage in which Stanley becomes accepted by the rest of the campers in the movie, Armpits lifts up his armpits. Everyone runs away from the stink. Trust me, it's funnier than it sounds.

-->'''Squid:''' Man, you sleepin' outside!

--> '''Magnet:''' This was Barf Bag's bed.

--> '''Mr. Pendanski:''' [Offscreen] Keep your bed clean!

-->'''Armpit''': Maybe they're still alive.
-->'''X-Ray''': Maybe Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy are alive too.
-->'''Squid''': [[MoodWhiplash Yeah, and maybe my mom will quit drinking and my dad will come home.]]
-->'''Twitch''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey, did you see Caveman drive that truck?]]
-->'''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]

* At the end of the movie we have a particularly silly FunnyBackgroundEvent; Twitch, a [[{{Keet}} hyperactive boy]] who got his name because he twitches whenever he sees or hears about a cool car (and indeed, was arrested for trying to steal one) had replaced Zero and Stanley after they left. At the end of the movie, [[spoiler: when Stanley is leaving in a limo, you can see Twitch running after the limo excitedly before Armpit holds him back]].

* When Stanley's lawyer walks to her car the first time after arguing with The Warden, she mockingly says: "Excuse me!"

-->''Stanley II and Stanley III sit down.''

* The Casts' commentary on the movie is actually really funny.