History Funny / Holes

-->'''Judge:''' "Arise, Stanley Yelnats."

* In the book, When the ''Mary Lou'' boat is found, Stanley imagines that Mary Lou was a beautiful woman, but [[DramaticIrony we all know how wrong he was]].

* "Woo! So long, Camp G- * '''CRASH'''* "

* From the movie, when Stanley finds the fossils, the other boys gather round to have a look, and Armpit reveals a hidden side of himself and squees in an excited voice: "Look at the little fishies! Awww...!" And then, as the others give him weird looks, he deepens his voice and says in an overly casual tone: "I mean, you know, see, it look like those cave pictures, man."

* From the movie, when Stanley finds the fossils, the other boys gather round to have a look, and Armpit reveals a hidden side of himself when sqyueeing, in an excited voice: "Look at the little fishies! Awww...!" And then, as the others give him weird looks, he deepens his voice and says in an overly casual tone: "I mean, you know, see, it look like those cave pictures, man."

* Mr. Sir's obsession with talking about how horrible girl scouts are. Becomes a BrickJoke [[spoiler:when Camp Greenlake was converted to a girl scout camp at the end]].

* At the end of the movie we have a particularly silly FunnyBackgroundEvent; Twitch, a [[{{Keet}} hyperactive boy]] who got his name because he twitches whenever he sees or hears about a cool car (and indeed, was arrested for trying to steal one) had replaced Zero and Stanley after they left. At the end of the movie, [[spoiler: when Stanley is leaving in a limo, you can see Twitch running after the limo excitedly before Armpit holds him back]].

* In the book, When the Mary Lou boat is found, Stanley imagines that Mary Lou was a beautiful woman, but [[DramaticIrony we all know how wrong he was]].

-->'''Judge:''' ''(rolls his eyes)'' "Stanley Yelnats ''The Fourth''."

* When Stanley arrives to the camp, he's not too happy to be assigned a cot that previously belonged to someone nicknamed "Barf Bag".

-->'''Judge:'''*rolling his eyes* "Stanley Yelnats ''The Fourth''."

-->All three living Stanleys stand up.

-->Stanley II and Stanley III sit down.

-->'''Judge:''' "Arise Stanley Yelnats."

-->Stanley II and Stanley III sitdown.

-->Stanley II and Stanley III sitdown.

-->'''Judge:''' "Stanley Yelnats ''The Fourth''.

* When Stanley arrives to the camp, he's not too happy to be assigned a cot that previously belonged to someone nicknamed "Barf Bag".

-->'''Squid:''' Man, you sleepin' outside!

* When Mr. Pendanski asks Stanley who's fault it is that Stanley is at Camp Green Lake (obviously intending AnAesop about personal responsibility) and Stanley responds confidently, "My no-good dirty rotten pig-stealing great-great-grandfather!"

-->'''Zig-Zag:''' "Say, I didn't know Miriam was a man's name."

-->'''Zig-Zag:''' "Say, I didn't know Marion was a man's name."

-->[[spoiler:'''Mr. Sir:''']] "It ain't."

* When Mr. Pendanski asks Stanley who's fault it is that Stanley is at Camp Green Lake (obviously intending AnAesop about personal responsibility) and Stanley responds confidently, "My no-good dirty rotten pig-stealing great-great-grandfather!"

* During a montage in which Stanley becomes accepted by the rest of the campers in the movie, Armpits lifts up his armpits. Everyone runs away from the stink. Trust me, it's funnier than it sounds.

--> '''Zero:''' [=*knocks Pendanski cold with shovel*=] "Dig!" [=*runs away*=]

* "Once, there was a magical place where it never rained. The end."

* CrowningMomentOfFunny: " Woo! So long, Camp G- * '''CRASH'''* "

** Also, in the book, When the Mary Lou boat is found, Stanley imagines that Mary Lou was a beautiful woman, but [[DramaticIrony we all know how wrong he was]].
** "Go on, run! There won't be no Yelnats the Fifth!"
** "Well that's just TOO DAMN BAD!" Both the timing and the way the line is delivered makes the moment totally priceless.
** "Once, there was a magical place where it never rained. The end."