History Funny / HeroesOfTheStorm

'''Muradin:''' I know it's a tragedy and everything but, [[TooSoon me brother Magni does make a fine statue! All sparkly and stuff!]]\\

* ''Everyone'' is TheComicallySerious towards [[TheUnintelligible Murky]]. Some can even [[IntelligibleUnintelligible understand what he's saying]] (in particular, the dragons from Warcraft naturally understand Nerglish, the Protoss heroes understand Murky via their natural telepathy, and the angels and demons from Diablo similarly understand through mind reading as well).
-->'''Murky:''' *something in Nerglish*\\

'''Baleog:''' Pfft. Tell me about it.\\
'''Erik:''' How did a sea serpent end up here? And such a tiny one too!\\
'''Olaf:''' Ho. Was that you or my stomach?\\

** She fails to {{def|ied trope}}y making a ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' reference.

'''Jaina:''' ''[killing an enemy Jaina]'' [[Disney/{{Frozen}} The cold never bothered me, anyway!]]\\

'''Magic Carpet:''' [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} Hop on, and I'll show you a whole new world. Hey! Don't you DARE close your eyes!]]

'''Deathwing:''' ''[killing Ragnaros]'' You will always be [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcaft a tier]] [[{{Pun}} below me]], Firelord.

-->'''Sonya:''' ''[after killing Stitches]'' [[HypocriticalHumor Put some clothes on!]]\\
'''ETC:''' ''[after killing Diablo]'' Diablo's dead? Well, I guess that makes me a Slayer.\\
'''Kerrigan:''' ''[after killing Arthas]'' What's up with all these [[VideoGame/StarCraftII bratty princes]] anyways?\\
'''Nova:''' ''[after killing Valla]'' Ha. Hunter? More like hunted!\\
'''Nova:''' ''[after killing Raynor]'' [[Anime/CowboyBebop See ya around]]... [[VideoGame/StarCraftI Marshal]].\\
'''Stitches:''' ''[after killing Nova]'' [[Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} Me not afraid of no ghost!]]\\
'''Jaina:''' ''[after killing an enemy Jaina]'' [[Disney/{{Frozen}} The cold never bothered me, anyway!]]\\
'''Sylvanas:''' ''[after killing Thrall]'' [[AndThisIsFor THAT was for]] [[NeverLiveItDown giving the Horde to Garrosh!]]\\
'''Valla:''' ''[after killing Abathur]'' Was that even a demon? Eh. Close enough.\\

'''Azmodan:''' ''[after killing a Nephalem]'' [[SitcomArchNemesis I knew I would get you eventually]], Nephalem!\\
'''Diablo:''' ''[after killing Uther]'' Perhaps you require more ''training'', Uther.\\
'''Abathur:''' ''[after killing an undead hero]'' Necrotized tissue... yet animated. Perplexing.\\
'''Anub'arak:''' ''[after killing Abathur]'' I eat worms like you for breakfast!\\
'''Brightwing:''' ''[after killing Abathur]'' Big grub, good for eat? I hope so!\\
'''Gazlowe:''' ''[after killing Uther]'' Ha ha! Next time, you might wanna [[MythologyGag bubble-hearth]]! Pfft, ye loser!\\
'''Ana:''' ''[after killing Widowmaker Nova]'' *Mocking tone* [[BorrowedCatchphrase One shot, one kill!]]\\
'''Zarya:''' ''[after killing Anub'arak]'' Almost as big as Siberian beetles! ...almost.\\
'''Ragnaros:''' ''[after killing a fire-based hero]'' FOOL! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BEST ME WITH '''FIRE'''?\\
'''Zul'jin:''' ''[after killing a Night Elf]'' Night elf? Day elf? Now ya ''dead'' elf!\\
'''Prime Evil Diablo:''' ''[after killing Nova]'' [[CallBack No one nukes the Prime Evil and gets away with it!]]\\
'''Blaze:''' ''[after killing a Terran]'' [[UnfriendlyFire No such thing as friendly fire.]]\\
'''Maiev:''' ''[after killing Zeratul]'' I know [[MovesetClone all your tricks]], Zeratul!\\
'''Warsong Johanna:''' ''[after killing an enemy human Johanna]'' Did that human have my face? I must be seeing things!

** He also talks himself up like a Wrestlemania advert.
---> '''Deathwing''': "Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Get ready, Azeroth, for the biggest Cataclysm you'e ever seen as Deathwing the Destroyer breaks the world into smoldering ruins! Don't miss it!"

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---> '''Deathwing: "Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Get ready, Azeroth, for the biggest Cataclysm you'e ever seen as Deathwing the Destroyer breaks the world into smoldering ruins! Don't miss it!"

'''Kael'thas:''' Oh, get up! I... Oh my. You're dead already?\\

-->'''Junkrat:''' [[AscendedMeme Turns out he really did need healing!]]

* Following the above, [[AscendedMeme D.Va the Destroyer]]. Many thought Deathwing was going to announced in the Hanamura cinematic when it turned out to be D.Va. Now, D.Va is getting a Deathwing-themed skin.

'''Dehaka:''' [[StarTrek We are the Zerg! Your essence will be assimilated! Resistance is futile!]]\\

'''Undead Horse:''' Beats a dead horse every time.\\

Except when playing Hearthstone. Sometimes that game brings out the worst in me.\\

--> '''E.T.C.:''' We need more cowbell-''(throws script)'' Oh come on, that's all you got for me?! How old is that joke, man? "We need more cowbell..." [[WhoWritesThisCrap What we need is better writers!]] Forget this, baby! ''(microphone feedback)'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'll be in the tour bus.]] ''(slams door)''

'''Imperius:''' Enough! ''[whistles and steam sounds]'' Can't you tell i'm running out of steam?

'''Imperius:''' Listen closely, I am not wrath, I am roth. Wrath is a noun, roth is an adjective, know the difference!\\

'''Imperius:''' Enough! ''[whirring sounds]'' Can't you tell i'm running out of steam?

'''Imperius:''' If you wish [[Literature/TheBible]] to turn water into wine]], seek the Archangel of Fermentation, but be warned; he stinks to High Heaven.\\