History Funny / HeroesOfTheStorm

'''Imperius:''' If you wish [[UselfulNotes/{{Christianity}} to turn water into wine]], seek the Archangel of Fermentation, but be warned; he stinks to High Heaven.\\

'''Imperius:''' All dogs go to heavens, except for zombie dogs. Blame the Nephalem. I do.\\

'''Imperius:''' If you wish [[UselfulNotes/{{JesusChrist}} to turn water into wine]], seek the Archangel of Fermentation, but be warned; he stinks to High Heaven.\\

-->'''Imperius:''' You're making me angry, I'm fired up and I'm tired of the way things have been!\\

'''Announcer:''' We'll see you in the Nexus! FOR THE ALLIANCE!\\
'''Cloaken:''' FOR THE HORDE!

'''Imperius:''' All dogs go to heavens. except for zombie dogs. Blame the Nephalem, I do.\\

'''Imperius:''' If you wish [[UselfulNotes/{{JesusChrist}} to turn water into wine]], seek the Archangel of Fermentation, but beware, he stinks to High heaven.\\

'''Imperius:''' Enough ''[whirring sounds]''' can't you tell i'm running out of steam?

'''Lucio:''' Tha– That's just straight ignorant.
** Although Johanna can ish out as good as him, if not better:

'''Johanna:''' Well, Imperius, ''you'' 're here, so clearly they have no standards.

-->'''Azmodan:''' Hmm, tired of being on the losing side?

'''Imperius:''' Is that cacophony supposed to be music? How infantile.``

'''Imperius:''' If you wish [[UselfulNotes/{{Jesus}} to turn water into wine]], seek the Archangel of Fermentation, but beware, he stinks to High heaven.\\

* ''Everyone'' is TheComicallySerious towards [[TheUnintelligible Murky]]. Some can even [[IntelligibleUnintelligible understand what he's saying]] (in particular, the dragons from Warcraft naturally understand Nerglish, the Protoss heroes understand Murky via their natural telepathy, and the angels and demons from Diablo similarly understand through mind reading as well).
-->'''Murky:''' *something in Nerglish*\\

--> '''Falstad''': "[[DeadpanSnarker One... two... three... yeah, that's all of us.]]"
--> '''[[DarthVaderClone Space Lord Leoric]]''': "'''[[BigNo NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]'''"
--> '''Kael'thas''': This.. is not a defeat.. It is [[AscendedMeme merely a setback]].
--> '''Alarak''': Ugh! You are all unworthy of my leadership!

'''[[FunSize Lil' Ragnaros]]''': YOU FOOL! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SUMMONING ME TOO SOON? I DESPISE BEING ADORABLE!\\

--> '''Lucio Clone''': DROP... BEEEEAT...

-->'''Mal'Ganis''': ''[phone rings]'' Yes? [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Oh, hello Darkness, my old friend! Have you called to talk to me again?]] ({{Beat}}) Ugh, no I still don't have the Demon Hunter's number. Ask the other one!\\

'''Diablo''': [[BlackSpeech Teerts eth gnissroc erofeb syaw htob kool nerdlihc doog.]] [[note]]Good children look both ways before crossing the street.[[/note]]

-->'''Ragnaros''': A game with an acronym like "HOTS" should have ''more fire'' in it. That's why I'm here!
-->'''Ragnaros''': Soon, the enemy will have...a ''[[VideoGame/{{WorldOfWarcraft}} molten core]]''!

-->'''Zul'jin''': Where all de axes come from, anyway? I throw axe, I get new axe! Throw axe, new axe! Mmh. Dis some powerful voodoo.

-->'''Li-Ming''': What kind of monster are you? Do you have affixes?

** First, Darkness wants to call his old demon hunter friend (Illidan), but gets a wrong number.

'''Mal'Ganis''': ''[phone rings]'' Yes? [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Oh, hello Darkness, my old friend! Have you called to talk to me again?]] ({{Beat}}) Ugh, no I still don't have the Demon Hunter's number. Ask the other one!\\
-->'''Valla:''' ''[phone rings]'' Hello? Who is this? I don't know any Darkness. Look, I think you've got the wrong Demon Hunter. Yeah. Yeah, goodbye.\\

'''Illidan:''' ''[phone buzzes]'' Hold on, Darkness just texted me.\\
'''Mal'Ganis''': ''[phone rings]'' Yes? [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Oh, hello Darkness, my old friend! Have you called to talk to me again?]] ({{Beat}}) Ugh, no I still don't have the Demon Hunter's number. Ask the other one!

'''Gul'dan:''' There is much hatred in you... but you could be so much more. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny DRINK MURKY! EMBRACE YOUR DESTINY]]!\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rESl9P2BPg Alterac Pass's]] Overview is fairly standard, with cloaken presenting the map as usual, until the end of the video.
-->'''Announcer:''' Will you join the Alliance in an effort to control this new realm? Or will you side with the Horde, just like every. Other. Barbarous. *pounding on a door* Unkempt. Brute!\\

'''Unknown:''' FOR THE HORDE!

'''Kel'Thuzad:''' The Darkness guides me. He's the only one with GPS, after all.\\

'''Mal'ganis''': ''[phone rings]'' Yes? Oh, hello Darkness, my old friend! Have you come to talk to me again? ({{Beat}}) Ugh, no I still don't have the Demon Hunter's number. Ask the other one!

'''Kel'Thuzad:''' The Darkness guides me. He's the only one with GPS, after all.

'''Alarak:''' ''[Ally core under attack]'' Protect the core! The concept is alarmingly simple!/Your core is under attack! ''Again!''\\

-->'''Fenix:''' [[Film/{{Robocop}} Drop your weapon! You have 15 seconds to comply!]]\\

'''Illidan:''' ''[phone buzzes]'' Hold on, Darkness just texted me.

'''Gul'dan:''' I am Darkness Incarnate! Soon you shall all-- ''[phone rings]'' Always the worst timing... I'm so sorry, hold on. ''[picks up]'' Who is this? Darkness who? Oh. Uh-huh. Mmh... okay. ''[hangs up]'' I'm being sued for trademark infringement. Now ''that's'' evil.\\
'''Mal'ganis''': ''[phone rings]'' Yes? Oh, hello Darkness, my old friend! Have you come to talk to me again? ({{Beat}}) Ugh, no I still don't have the Demon Hunter's number. Ask the other one!

'''Gul'dan:''' I am Darkness Incarnate! Soon you shall all-- ''[phone rings]'' Always the worst timing... I'm so sorry, hold on. ''[picks up]'' Who is this? Darkness who? Oh. Uh-huh. Mmh... okay. ''[hangs up]'' I'm being sued for trademark infringement. Now ''that's'' evil.

** Azmodan and Diablo indulge their EvilerThanThou SiblingRivalry, complete with Diablo [[PretenderDiss dissing]] Azmodan for being a BigBadWannabe.

'''Diablo:''' Now we see why you are a ''Lesser'' Evil!

* Diablo and Azmodan can't agree on who's in charge.

'''Diablo:''' You desire for me to announce AND fight? Hmrph, so be it.\\