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* Right when they first meet, Modeus demands CoitusEnsues ("You and me. Now."). Taker ''[[AManIsAlwaysEager accepting]]'' it results in her pulling out a sledgehammer under the belief that he's lying.

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* Right when they first meet, Modeus demands CoitusEnsues sex ("You and me. Now."). Taker ''[[AManIsAlwaysEager accepting]]'' it results in her pulling out a sledgehammer under the belief that he's lying.
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--> '''Modeus:''' Thing can get violent, so moderation is important. People die if you love them too much.\\

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--> '''Modeus:''' -->'''Modeus:''' Thing can get violent, so moderation is important. People die if you love them too much.\\

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-->'''Modeus:''' Easy. Skip all the puzzles, gather all the bitches and lets engage in proper harem activities.

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-->'''Modeus:''' Easy. Skip all the puzzles, gather all the bitches and lets let's engage in proper harem activities.



'''Malina''': Like what... video games? Sure why not. As long as you're okay with turn-based strategies.

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'''Malina''': '''Malina:''' Like what... video games? Sure Sure, why not. As long as you're okay with turn-based strategies.



-->'''Cerberus''': This place smells stinks of smoke. Zdrada must close by.\\
'''Malina''': Oh no... please no...

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-->'''Cerberus''': -->'''Cerberus:''' This place smells stinks of smoke. Zdrada must close by.\\
'''Malina''': '''Malina:''' Oh no... please no...



-->'''Zdrada''': Too bad, I'm coming anyway.
** If he tells her that it's not a harem anymore and they play turn based strategies, she sticks a knife in his ribs to "put him out of his misery."

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-->'''Zdrada''': -->'''Zdrada:''' Too bad, I'm coming anyway.
** If he tells her that it's not a harem anymore and they play turn based turn-based strategies, she sticks a knife in his ribs to "put him out of his misery."



-->'''Zdrada''' Don't look at me. Im not a nerd. Maybe go kill yourself on some spikes it'll be amusing.\\
'''Malina''': My sister's always like that. I can't believe you invited her...\\
'''Zdrada''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah. What were you thinking, man?]]

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-->'''Zdrada''' -->'''Zdrada:''' Don't look at me. Im I'm not a nerd. Maybe go kill yourself on some spikes it'll be amusing.\\
'''Malina''': '''Malina:''' My sister's always like that. I can't believe you invited her...\\
'''Zdrada''': '''Zdrada:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah. What were you thinking, man?]]



-->'''Title Screen''': You had enough.

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-->'''Title Screen''': Screen:''' You had enough.



-->'''Title Screen''': Who would've guessed that lying will get you into heaven. Say goodbye to your demon harem though.

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-->'''Title Screen''': Screen:''' Who would've guessed that lying will get you into heaven. Say goodbye to your demon harem though.



'''Azazel''': How fascinating. Please expand on that. I want to know all the details.

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'''Azazel''': '''Azazel:''' How fascinating. Please expand on that. I want to know all the details.



'''Lucifer''': Really? Is that it? You come here, and try to buy me over with pancakes? ...You're lucky I have a thing for pancakes.
* As you convince the Final Boss to join your harem, the "Success!" line is instead changed to "Glorious Success!", with starry-eyed demons dancing in the corners.

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'''Lucifer''': '''Lucifer:''' Really? Is that it? You come here, and try to buy me over with pancakes? ...You're lucky I have a thing for pancakes.
* As you convince the Final Boss to join your harem, the "Success!" line is instead changed to "Glorious Success!", Success!" with starry-eyed demons dancing in the corners.



* The "Glorious Success!" and dancing skeletons make a surprise return in the secret ending.

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* The "Glorious Success!" and dancing skeletons make a surprise return in the secret ending.ending.
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'''Zdrada''': Yeah. What were you thinking, man?

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'''Zdrada''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah. What were you thinking, man?man?]]
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The game's is about a man who ventures into hell to make a harem of demon girls, even at the cost of his own life. It was never going to take itself seriously in the first place.

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The game's is about a man who ventures into hell to make a harem of demon girls, even at the cost of his own life. It was never going to take itself seriously in the first place.
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* Right when they first meet, Modeus demands CoitusEnsues. Taker ''[[AManIsAlwaysEager accepting]]'' it results in her pulling out a sledgehammer under the belief that he's lying.

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* Right when they first meet, Modeus demands CoitusEnsues.CoitusEnsues ("You and me. Now."). Taker ''[[AManIsAlwaysEager accepting]]'' it results in her pulling out a sledgehammer under the belief that he's lying.



* Level 3's bad ending results in Cerberus ripping Taker limb from limb like rabid dogs to cross hell's gate. The mauling ''isn't'' what killed him. Their cute canine sounds gave him a heart attack.

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* Level 3's bad ending results in Cerberus ripping Taker limb from limb like rabid dogs to cross hell's gate. The mauling ''isn't'' itself isn't what killed him. Their cute canine sounds gave him a heart attack.
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The game's premise; A man ventures into hell to make a harem of demon girls, even at the cost of his own life. Really? It was never going to take itself seriously in the first place.

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The game's premise; A is about a man who ventures into hell to make a harem of demon girls, even at the cost of his own life. Really? It was never going to take itself seriously in the first place.



* In level 2, Modeus demands Coitus Ensues. Taker ''[[AManIsAlwaysEager accepting]]'' it results in her pulling out a sledgehammer believing him to be lying.

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* In level 2, Right when they first meet, Modeus demands Coitus Ensues. CoitusEnsues. Taker ''[[AManIsAlwaysEager accepting]]'' it results in her pulling out a sledgehammer believing him to be under the belief that he's lying.



* Level 3's bad ending results in Cerberus ripping Taker limb like rabid dogs from to cross hell's gate. The mauling ''isn't'' what killed him. Their cute canine sounds gave him a heart attack.

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* Level 3's bad ending results in Cerberus ripping Taker limb from limb like rabid dogs from to cross hell's gate. The mauling ''isn't'' what killed him. Their cute canine sounds gave him a heart attack.



** If he tells her that it's not a harem anymore and they play turn based strategies, she sticks a knife in his ribs to put him out of his misery.

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** If he tells her that it's not a harem anymore and they play turn based strategies, she sticks a knife in his ribs to put "put him out of his misery."



** She then brings up that Malina gets turned on by playing video games. Her recounting of an example of that is interrupted when Malina asks Taker to immediately kill either one of them. Either Pandemonica stops him from killing them ''both'', or he takes Zdrada's advice and jumps on a spike.

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** She then brings up reveals that Malina gets turned on by from playing video games. Her recounting of an example of that is interrupted when Malina asks Taker to immediately kill either one of them. Either Pandemonica stops him from killing them ''both'', or he takes Zdrada's advice and jumps on a spike.



-->'''Title Screen''': Who would've guessed that lying will get you into heaven. Say goodbye to you're demon harem though.

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-->'''Title Screen''': Who would've guessed that lying will get you into heaven. Say goodbye to you're your demon harem though.



'''Lucifer''': Really? Is that's it? You come here, and try to buy me over with pancakes? ...You're lucky I have a thing for pancakes.

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'''Lucifer''': Really? Is that's that it? You come here, and try to buy me over with pancakes? ...You're lucky I have a thing for pancakes.

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* Meeting Azazel in level 7.

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* Meeting Level 7. If you tell Azazel in you're looking for Angels instead of demons, she'll take you to heaven to find some. You don't get horribly maimed this time, but you fail your whole quest.
-->'''Title Screen''': Who would've guessed that lying will get you into heaven. Say goodbye to you're demon harem though.
* After Azazel gives you her advice for
level 7.8, she listens to Modeus' "considerably warped view on love."
--> '''Modeus:''' Thing can get violent, so moderation is important. People die if you love them too much.\\
'''Azazel''': How fascinating. Please expand on that. I want to know all the details.
* Justice joins your harem no matter what line you pick. Admit you skipped the puzzle after she compliments you? It's something she would have done.


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** Then there's the reason why Lucifer joins Helltaker.
-->'''Helltaker:''' I can offer coffee, turn-based strategies and chocolate pancakes.\\
'''Lucifer''': Really? Is that's it? You come here, and try to buy me over with pancakes? ...You're lucky I have a thing for pancakes.

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* Helltaker's cheesy pickup line options. They either get him killed or the girl's misinterpret his meaning and join his harem.

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* Helltaker's cheesy pickup line options. They either get him killed or the girl's misinterpret his meaning and girls join his harem.harem completely misinterpreting his meaning.



* How Malina to join.

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* How Malina to join.joins.



'''Malina''': like what... video games? Sure why not. As long as you're okay with turn-based strategies.

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'''Malina''': like Like what... video games? Sure why not. As long as you're okay with turn-based strategies.strategies.
* Level 5: Zdrada the Bitch Demon. And Malina's not happy about it.
-->'''Cerberus''': This place smells stinks of smoke. Zdrada must close by.\\
'''Malina''': Oh no... please no...
** As it turns out, Zdrada already heard about Taker's harem and wants in. He ''actually'' has a bad feeling about it, but she joins anyway.
-->'''Zdrada''': Too bad, I'm coming anyway.
** If he tells her that it's not a harem anymore and they play turn based strategies, she sticks a knife in his ribs to put him out of his misery.
* Zdrada's advice for level 6. Or lack thereof.
-->'''Zdrada''' Don't look at me. Im not a nerd. Maybe go kill yourself on some spikes it'll be amusing.\\
'''Malina''': My sister's always like that. I can't believe you invited her...\\
'''Zdrada''': Yeah. What were you thinking, man?
** She then brings up that Malina gets turned on by playing video games. Her recounting of an example of that is interrupted when Malina asks Taker to immediately kill either one of them. Either Pandemonica stops him from killing them ''both'', or he takes Zdrada's advice and jumps on a spike.
-->'''Title Screen''': You had enough.
* Meeting Azazel in level 7.
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!!'''Warning: [[Administrivia/SpoilersOff Spoilers are unmarked]] on these pages. Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''

The game's premise; A man ventures into hell to make a harem of demon girls, even at the cost of his own life. Really? It was never going to take itself seriously in the first place.
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* Helltaker's cheesy pickup line options. They either get him killed or the girl's misinterpret his meaning and join his harem.
* In level 2, Modeus demands Coitus Ensues. Taker ''[[AManIsAlwaysEager accepting]]'' it results in her pulling out a sledgehammer believing him to be lying.
* Modeus' "advice" for level 3.
-->'''Modeus:''' Easy. Skip all the puzzles, gather all the bitches and lets engage in proper harem activities.
** Funny enough, that ''is'' something you can actually just do. Except the last part.
* Level 3's bad ending results in Cerberus ripping Taker limb like rabid dogs from to cross hell's gate. The mauling ''isn't'' what killed him. Their cute canine sounds gave him a heart attack.
* How Malina to join.
-->'''Helltaker:''' I'd sure love to play with you.\\
'''Malina''': like what... video games? Sure why not. As long as you're okay with turn-based strategies.
* In level 8, the puzzle consists of an overly long line of skeletons waiting for their meetings with Lucifer. How do you solve the puzzle? Cutting in line and pushing the first skeleton out of the way!
*As you convince the Final Boss to join your harem, the "Success!" line is instead changed to "Glorious Success!", with starry-eyed demons dancing in the corners.
** Better yet: it's the Party Parrot meme.
* The "Glorious Success!" and dancing skeletons make a surprise return in the secret ending.

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