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* Lucius Malfoy getting '''royally''' drunk on century-old five-star Russian brandy with Arthur Weasley.
-->"Capital old chap, capital!" Lucius took a large swig of the now-refreshed brandy. "Nothing else today, Goyle! Be a good chap and buy a little something for the missus!" Lucius fished in his pockets, came out with a handful of Galleons, and handed them to the shocked valet. "Arthur can keep me company!"

-->Arthur desperately wanted to be ''anywhere'' but keeping this strange version of Lucius Malfoy company. "Um, so, Lucius. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Your cousin married a Nazi?]]" He said after casting about to find a semi-safe subject and taking a very small sip of his (admittedly excellent) brandy.

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* [[GrandeDame Nassau]] getting accidentally rammed by [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Yobbo]] the Abyssal Submarine during Operation UNDERTOW.
-->The Abyssal subgirl wiped chlorine from her eyes with the length of muslin cotton fabric that she had just torn from the bottom of SMS Nassau's dress.

-->She then blinked and stared in confusion at the stockinged calves that were now revealed by the suddenly knee-length (and now quite scandalously risqué by the standards of 1908!!) Wilhelmine lady's tropical dress that the Mother of the German Dreadnought was currently modeling six inches in front of her face.

-->Then the Abyssal slowly looked up at the now cherry red-faced and trembling Mutter Nassau, who had steam venting out of her ears from every boiler and steam pipe aboard her while tears of embarrassment and humiliation formed in her eyes.

-->"{YOU RUSSIAN BRUTE!! YOU VILE LECHER!! YOU FRENCH DEGENERATE LICENTINE GOOSE-GIRL!! YOU LOW-BORN FLOOZY!! HELP!! OH HELP!! LADY IN DISTRESS!! RESCUE ME!!!}"​

-->Each hysterical cry of Mutter Nassau's outrage, embarassment, and horror was being punctuated by a quite vigorous two handed swing of Mutter's parasol (which doubled as her preferred tool of familial discipline to straighten out any disobedient daughters by a [[ComedicSpanking birching that would make their sterns glow bright red]]) to the head and shoulders of the Yo-class that had just assaulted her.

-->USS South Carolina, who was watching the ongoing 'attitude adjustment' of the Yo -- who was now heavily bleeding and nearly senseless -- with a professional's keen appreciation for this demonstration of expertise by a fellow master of her field of study, muttered an editorial comment. "[[LampshadeHanging T'ain't NASSAU that needs rescuin', ah reckon!!]] Ain't nothin' less than that scallywag deserves for makin' improper advances like she done did, sez me."

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* [[GrandeDame Nassau]] getting accidentally rammed by [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Yobbo]] the Abyssal Submarine during Operation UNDERTOW.
-->The Abyssal subgirl wiped chlorine from her eyes with the length of muslin cotton fabric that she had just torn from the bottom of SMS Nassau's dress.

-->She then blinked and stared in confusion at the stockinged calves that were now revealed by the suddenly knee-length (and now quite scandalously risqué by the standards of 1908!!) Wilhelmine lady's tropical dress that the Mother of the German Dreadnought was currently modeling six inches in front of her face.

-->Then the Abyssal slowly looked up at the now cherry red-faced and trembling Mutter Nassau, who had steam venting out of her ears from every boiler and steam pipe aboard her while tears of embarrassment and humiliation formed in her eyes.

-->"{YOU RUSSIAN BRUTE!! YOU VILE LECHER!! YOU FRENCH DEGENERATE LICENTINE GOOSE-GIRL!! YOU LOW-BORN FLOOZY!! HELP!! OH HELP!! LADY IN DISTRESS!! RESCUE ME!!!}"​

-->Each hysterical cry of Mutter Nassau's outrage, embarassment, and horror was being punctuated by a quite vigorous two handed swing of Mutter's parasol (which doubled as her preferred tool of familial discipline to straighten out any disobedient daughters by a [[ComedicSpanking birching that would make their sterns glow bright red]]) to the head and shoulders of the Yo-class that had just assaulted her.

-->USS South Carolina, who was watching the ongoing 'attitude adjustment' of the Yo -- who was now heavily bleeding and nearly senseless -- with a professional's keen appreciation for this demonstration of expertise by a fellow master of her field of study, muttered an editorial comment. "[[LampshadeHanging T'ain't NASSAU that needs rescuin', ah reckon!!]] Ain't nothin' less than that scallywag deserves for makin' improper advances like she done did, sez me."
UNDERTOW. HilarityEnsues.
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-->"{AIIIIEEEE!! YOU MONSTER!! YOU DRUNKEN CAD!! YOU MASHER!! YOU LECHEROUS SWINE!! YOU FILTHY DEVIANT!! YOU FOOTPAD!!}"​

-->All sixteen other German Dreadnought shipgirls turned a set of rangefinders as one toward the source of the full-throated screaming (Mutter Nassau had a truly impressive -- Nay! Operatic!! -- set of lungs on her to go with her very ample upperworks which put the Didos to shame) that was now actually overpowering the sounds of their shore bombardment.

-->At the same time, sixteen sets of hands covered their vulnerable sterns in trained survival instinct as they winced in unison in memory of how Mutter got when she was this outraged.

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-->"{AIIIIEEEE!! -->"{YOU RUSSIAN BRUTE!! YOU MONSTER!! VILE LECHER!! YOU DRUNKEN CAD!! FRENCH DEGENERATE LICENTINE GOOSE-GIRL!! YOU MASHER!! YOU LECHEROUS SWINE!! YOU FILTHY DEVIANT!! YOU FOOTPAD!!}"​

-->All sixteen other German Dreadnought shipgirls turned a set
LOW-BORN FLOOZY!! HELP!! OH HELP!! LADY IN DISTRESS!! RESCUE ME!!!}"​

-->Each hysterical cry
of rangefinders Mutter Nassau's outrage, embarassment, and horror was being punctuated by a quite vigorous two handed swing of Mutter's parasol (which doubled as one toward her preferred tool of familial discipline to straighten out any disobedient daughters by a [[ComedicSpanking birching that would make their sterns glow bright red]]) to the source head and shoulders of the full-throated screaming (Mutter Nassau had a truly impressive -- Nay! Operatic!! -- set of lungs on her to go with her very ample upperworks which put the Didos to shame) Yo-class that had just assaulted her.

-->USS South Carolina, who was watching the ongoing 'attitude adjustment' of the Yo -- who
was now actually overpowering the sounds of their shore bombardment.

-->At the same time, sixteen sets of hands covered their vulnerable sterns in trained survival instinct as they winced in unison in memory of how Mutter got when she was
heavily bleeding and nearly senseless -- with a professional's keen appreciation for this outraged.demonstration of expertise by a fellow master of her field of study, muttered an editorial comment. "[[LampshadeHanging T'ain't NASSAU that needs rescuin', ah reckon!!]] Ain't nothin' less than that scallywag deserves for makin' improper advances like she done did, sez me."
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* [[GrandeDame Nassau]] getting accidentally rammed by [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Yobbo]] the Abyssal Submarine during Operation UNDERTOW.
-->The Abyssal subgirl wiped chlorine from her eyes with the length of muslin cotton fabric that she had just torn from the bottom of SMS Nassau's dress.

-->She then blinked and stared in confusion at the stockinged calves that were now revealed by the suddenly knee-length (and now quite scandalously risqué by the standards of 1908!!) Wilhelmine lady's tropical dress that the Mother of the German Dreadnought was currently modeling six inches in front of her face.

-->Then the Abyssal slowly looked up at the now cherry red-faced and trembling Mutter Nassau, who had steam venting out of her ears from every boiler and steam pipe aboard her while tears of embarrassment and humiliation formed in her eyes.

-->"{AIIIIEEEE!! YOU MONSTER!! YOU DRUNKEN CAD!! YOU MASHER!! YOU LECHEROUS SWINE!! YOU FILTHY DEVIANT!! YOU FOOTPAD!!}"​

-->All sixteen other German Dreadnought shipgirls turned a set of rangefinders as one toward the source of the full-throated screaming (Mutter Nassau had a truly impressive -- Nay! Operatic!! -- set of lungs on her to go with her very ample upperworks which put the Didos to shame) that was now actually overpowering the sounds of their shore bombardment.

-->At the same time, sixteen sets of hands covered their vulnerable sterns in trained survival instinct as they winced in unison in memory of how Mutter got when she was this outraged.
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* The Malfoy Family getting deniable revenge on [[JerkJock Cormac McLaggen]] via a temporary male-to-female sex change potion, paired with [[SweetPollyOliver Nimue secretly taking her brother's place over Valentine's Weekend]] so Draco can sneak out to have a romantic date with his true loves and propose to HMS Cleopatra. Cue the debut of 'Pretty Princess Draco-chan'!

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* The Malfoy Family getting deniable revenge on [[JerkJock Cormac McLaggen]] via a temporary male-to-female sex change potion, paired with [[SweetPollyOliver Nimue secretly taking her brother's place over Valentine's Weekend]] so Draco can sneak out to have a romantic date with his true loves and propose to HMS Cleopatra. Cue the public debut of 'Pretty Princess Draco-chan'!
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*The Malfoy Family getting deniable revenge on [[JerkJock Cormac McLaggen]] via a temporary male-to-female sex change potion, paired with [[SweetPollyOliver Nimue secretly taking her brother's place over Valentine's Weekend]] so Draco can sneak out to have a romantic date with his true loves and propose to HMS Cleopatra. Cue the debut of 'Pretty Princess Draco-chan'!
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*The reactions from the gate guards and repair shipgirl at Brooklyn Navy Yard to the aftermath of [[ItMakesSenseInContext Mika's night out in New York City]]:
-->The Marine gate guards stared in shock and awe at the sight of the shipgirl of USS Lakotah steaming toward them.

-->The shipgirl had a severed arm -- clearly hers -- slung over her shoulder with her remaining hand, and an ear-to-ear smug grin.

-->The cherry on this scene was Mika's speakers playing The Clash's punk rock hit cover of one of the '500 Songs That Shaped Rock & Roll' while the shipgirl sang the lyrics joyfully, energetically, and a bit off key.

-->''"I fought the law and'a the law won''
-->''I fought the law and'a the law won"​''

-->One of them spoke in awe as Mika sauntered past them en-route to the repair baths. "That must have been '''some''' shore leave tonight, Ma'am...."
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* Claire's reaction to Colombe meeting Summer for the first time. Colombe is about to pull steel on Summer to defend Claire (thanks to [[PoorCommunicationKills not being totally briefed in]] that the Abyssal princess holding Claire in her lap is a friendly MoeBlob) and the rest of the spectators are gearing up to intervene when Claire notices, [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment leading to Mother being guilted into playing a duet piece by a composer that she dislikes to make amends]].

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* Claire's reaction to Colombe meeting Summer for the first time. Colombe is about to pull steel on Summer to defend Claire (thanks to [[PoorCommunicationKills not being totally briefed in]] that the Abyssal princess holding Claire in her lap is a friendly MoeBlob) and the rest of the spectators are gearing up to intervene when Claire notices, [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment [[PrankPunishment leading to Mother being guilted into playing a duet piece by a Russian composer that she dislikes to make amends]].
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-->Colombe blushed and slid the rapier back into her sheath and took her hand off the hilt. "I am sorry, I was shocked and not expecting Miss... Um...."

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-->Colombe blushed and blushed, slid the rapier back into her sheath sheath, and took her hand off the hilt. "I am sorry, sorry; I was shocked and not expecting Miss... Um...."

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