History Funny / GoofTroop

(''The RV drives off, but quickly returns again. This time, P.J. runs into his house and returns.'')\\
'''P.J.:''' (''carrying papers'') Sorry.\\

* The ending of "Goodbye, Mr. Goofy", where Goofy finds his missing mortgage money after Pete gives him an assload of his own money in a desperate attempt to get him out of his house, causing Pete to snap and give Goofy everything he owns as he [[SanitySlippage descents into madness]] over Goofy's mortgage money not turning up until after the fact.

** The angry mob mistake a disguised Pete for Frankengoof's monster. When Pete tries to explain that he's not a monster, but a used car salesman, the leader of the mob quips that [[AcceptableProfessionalTargets there isn't much difference]].

--->'''Fire Chief:''' Call the fire department!

-->'''Pete''': [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I even]] made him use a ''handkerchief''!

-->'''Pete:''' (''chuckles'') I guess I showed those wasps I knew how to handle them.\\

-->'''Max:''' (''pouring on the waterworks'') Is not! Dad, PJ said Pete’s a better fisherman than you!\\

-->'''Fire Chief:''' Call the fire department!

-->'''Goofy:''' (''from down below'') Hang on, buddy! We'll be right with you!\\

-->'''Mr. Huge:''' Don't worry, Atlas! You're safe as long as I'm around! (''he glances at the flames licking at a nearby window and whimpers'') But don't start any long term projects!

-->'''Pete:''' Friends, if you're fishing for a bargain, I guarantee that if you come down to buy an RV from old Pete, I'll eat a slug to make you a deal for a new home on wheels! Mmm, yummy.\\

-->'''Pete:''' Say, this isn't dangerous, is it?\\

-->'''Goofy:''' Max, what's happening?! Where are we going?!\\

-->'''Pete:''' Where’s he going?!! ''Is this in the script?!!''

-->'''Pete:''' Pistol, what are you doing?! Little bitsy girls can't fly!\\

-->'''Director:''' (''exuberantly'') Stupendous! Colossal! Brilliant! It'll be the greatest commercial ever made!\\

-->'''Pete:''' Aw, just think, our boys!\\

-->'''Max:''' No, it's not bad enough I got to be a dweeb, now I've gotta give my room to one!\\

-->'''Max:''' Oh, where are my manners? Heh, Deb, this is my buddy, PJ. Peej, Debbie.\\

-->'''Max:''' Pharaohs, your leader's here! Double Behemoths for everybody, on--! (''he pauses and counts his pocket change'') One, two, three, four- Them!\\

--> '''Goofy''': Operating a camera in a month with an "R" in it, huh? Not enough towels in the washroom! Chewing gum under the chair! Too much waiting in the waiting room! No seal on the state seal! Too many digits in 911! Yep, looks like I'm gonna have to shut down city hall.

-->'''Max:''' Colonel, why are we staying at a hotel when we’re only four blocks from home?\\

-->'''Goofy:''' Rock and roll forever!\\

-->'''PJ:''' Max, you know we've got to do this concert! Our dads need us!\\

-->'''Pete:''' Nipped in the bud, that's where life's nipped me - right in the bud! What's the world gonna do without sweet, amiable me?\\

-->'''Peg:''' (''with faux sweetness'') Thank you so much for your help, dear.\\

-->'''Goofy:''' (''touched'') Garwsh, Pete, I don’t know what to say.\\

-->'''Goofy:''' I think you should tell 'em, Petey.\\

-->'''Pete:''' (''standing up'') Close your ears, my little bottle brush, daddy’s gonna yell.\\

-->'''Pete''': Well, I want to apologize for being so greedy, and mean, and, well, y'know...\\

-->'''Max:''' We’ve gotta save ‘em, Peej!\\

-->'''Max:''' (''enticingly'') Say 'Ahh', and you'll get a lollipop!\\

-->'''Max and PJ:''' How...embarrassing.

-->'''Pete:''' Lousy card games!

-->'''Goofy:''' (''laughs'') This is a cinch!\\

-->'''Max:''' Exactly where are we going?\\

-->'''Max:''' What's your dad talking about?\\

-->'''Douglas:''' I'm not so sure you two are safety material. I mean, the force is made up by Spoonerville school's finest. The few, the proud, the-\\

-->'''Tooth:''' (''cowering in fear'') We've got a little problem, boss. It's those new Safeties!\\

-->'''Max:''' Who's Mr. Big?\\

-->'''Douglas:''' You two are a disgrace to this force! You don't deserve to wear these badges!\\

-->'''Max:''' You disgust me, Twinkie!\\

-->'''Igor''': I'm afraid that's your dear, sweet Daddykins!\\

-->'''Goofy and Pete:''' DOWNTOWN?!!!!\\

-->'''Pete:''' Get us downtown and make it snappy!\\

-->'''Goofy:''' Petey, you're a genius!\\

-->'''Pete:''' Save the lame stuff for your TV commercials and state your business. \\

--> '''Zelderina:''' I know answer!\\

-->'''Peg:''' (''sweetly'') Why, there’s your car, Peter. And look, they made you number thirteen.\\

-->'''Pete''': Do I really want to pretend to be that dipstick's brother for mere monetary compensation? [[AsideComment You bet your earlobes I do!]]

-->'''Pete:''' I've had all I can take! The sooner we get rid of those troublemakers, the better! I don't know why we ever got into this mess in the first place!\\

--> '''Peg:''' (''smiling sweetly'') Oh, hello Peter.\\

-->'''Pete:''' I really hate this.

-->'''Leech:''' (''sneering'') Sorry Tumble-Tub.\\

-->'''Cooper:''' Now, when you use the punching bag-\\

-->'''Peg:''' This is the lowest you've ever stooped!\\

-->'''Peg:''' (''smiling'') Petums, you've finally admitted your problem after all these years. Do you realize what this means?\\

-->'''Goofy:''' Birds? I didn’t know you liked birds, Pete.\\

-->'''Goofy:''' Mr. Big? Is he any kin to that there feller on the FBI's top ten most fearful criminals list?\\

-->'''Goofy:''' (''smiling'') It sure is nice, spending all this quality time together, huh, Pete?\\

-->'''PJ:''' (''giggling'') Oh man, wouldn't dad croak if he knew he spent his vacation on the wrong side of the resort?\\

-->'''Peg:''' Aww, the best anniversary ever.\\

-->'''Chocolate cake:''' (''seductively'') Pete? Oh Pete? We're here for you, Pete.\\

-->'''Pete:''' But it was only a sandwich!

-->'''Goofy:''' Hi, PJ.\\

-->'''PJ:''' (''slipping out the door'') Good luck, Max!\\

-->'''PJ:''' What's going on?!\\

-->'''Pete:''' How about those two kids, huh? Two pals in a pod, birds of a feather. They take after their dad.\\

-->'''Actor:''' Hey, what do you think you’re doing?!\\

-->'''Narrator:''' The how-tos of etiquette. Nothing shows refinement and delicacy of sentiment quite like-\\

-->'''Pete:''' (''chuckles'') I hope high society likes charred food the way us common folk do!

-->'''Pete:''' I'm too handsome to die! (''grabs Goofy'') Here, take him!

'''Goofy:''' I don't know. Back to thinkin'\\

-->'''Goofy:''' Oh...how about Fred?\\

-->'''Goofy:''' (''tearing up'') Garwsh, Pete, it's a little mama ducky, and her little baby duckies! What's gonna happen to 'em now that their daddy ducky's erased from the blackboard of life?! (''he starts bawling hysterically'') Who's gonna feed 'em and care for 'em? How are they gonna get by?! The bank will probably foreclose on 'em! They'll lose the car, the house and everything! (''his howling grows louder'') I can barely stand it!!!\\

-->'''Pete:''' (''frowning'') Say, you look familiar.\\

-->'''Pete:''' What is it that you want?!\\

-->'''Peg:''' Well, I hope you've learned a lesson from all of this, Pete.\\

'''PJ:''' [[BrutalHonesty Eating glass.]]

** Desperate for a snack, Pete sneaks inside Goofy's kitchen and makes himself a multi-decker sandwich. Goofy, who's been learning martial arts for self-defense, dresses as a ninja and attacks Pete, whom he's mistaken for a burglar. The police come and arrest them both, thinking he was the burglar they were after and Goofy was his accomplice.

-->'''Goofy:''' (''scowling'') My own neighbor, a burglar, caught red-handed with his own wife's jewelry!\\

** The two men are given a meal in their cell. Pete is ecstatic, but Goofy throws it back, announcing they're on a hunger strike until they're set free - at which point, Pete finally breaks down and starts crying.

* In "Close Encounters of The Weird Mime", Pete mistakes a news crew for alien invaders, so he fires a flare gun at them while shouting "Take this, [[Franchise/StarTrek Mr. Spock!!]]".

** Pete meets his match in this episode, when he messes with the wrong duck clan. There's something inherently funny about the fact that Pete, the biggest schemer and con artist in the show, gets outsmarted by ducks for most of this episode when they decide to take advantage of his guilty conscience and make themselves at home in his home. Pretty soon, the ducks have completely taken over and have Pete waiting on them, hand on foot. He also nearly sees through their leader’s disguise a few times.

** When Pete finally discovers the duck he 'killed' is still alive, his duck rival challenges him to a game of cards to finally settle things between them - and he's willing to go all in with the stakes.

** Pete meets his match in this episode, when he messes with the wrong duck clan. There's something inherently funny about the fact that Pete, the biggest schemer and ScamArtist in the show, gets outsmarted by ducks for most of this episode when they decide to take advantage of his guilty conscience and make themselves at home in his home. Pretty soon, the ducks have completely taken over and have Pete waiting on them, hand on foot. He also nearly sees through their leader’s disguise a few times.

'''Pete:''' (''uneasily and guiltily'') Now, look Goofer, this happens all the time. It's not like he's the first duck to be sent by the taxidermitologist... I mean, it's not like I did something wrong-\\
'''Pete yelps as he suddenly gets struck by lightning.'''\\

-->'''Peg:''' This is the lowest you’ve ever stooped!\\

** Peg is horrified when her planned luncheon winds up being burnt to a crisp in the oven, while Pete, who's been enjoying watching this plan crash and burn from the start, is simply amused.

'''Ice cream:''' (''tantalizingly'') Don't forget the ice cream.\\

* The premise of "Peg O' The Jungle" is similar to the climax of "Wrecks, Lies & Videotape" - the main cast working together to con Pete - except it's stretched out over an entire episode and it is golden. Peg wants to teach Pete a lesson about taking her for granted as his wife, and by this point in the series, Peg, Goofy, Max, PJ and Pistol all know Pete's lazy, cheapskate personality well enough to manipulate him every step of the way. Pete is made to squirm in all sorts of ways during his desperate bid to please Peg, like having to eat baked octopus, having to parachute out of a plane when he’s terrified of heights (and when he's too scared to make the jump, Goofy straight-up kicks him out of the plane), having to compete against his doppelgangers (who are pretty obviously the rest of the gang in disguise), and finally having to brave the various dangers of the jungle to get Peg a proper anniversary present.

** The two men are given a meal in their cell. Pete is ecstatic, but Goofy throws it back, announcing they're on a hunger strike until they're let out - at which point, Pete finally breaks and starts crying.

** Desperate for a snack, Pete sneaks inside Goofy's kitchen and makes himself a many-decker sandwich. Goofy, who's been learning martial arts for self-defense, dresses as a ninja and attacks Pete, whom he's mistaken for a burglar. The police come and arrest them both, thinking he was the burglar they were after and Goofy was his accomplice.

* In "Pistolgeist", Pistol decides to ask PJ to play with her with some poor timing, causing him to lose a video game right when he and Max were on the last level. What follows is a classic [[Creator/RobPaulsen Rob Paulsen]] meltdown.

'''Pete:''' (''frepidatiously'') I do?

* In "Terminal Pete", the titular feline has this to say about his 'diagnosis':

** At one point, Max floods the basement with water to give Bubbles plenty of room to swim. Goofy heads downstairs to put his socks in the dryer, while his nose is planted in a book, and in typical Goofy fashion, manages to completely miss everything that's wrong - he only wonders why his socks are still wet after he's done.

** Desperate for a snack, Pete sneaks inside Goofy's kitchen and makes himself a many-decker sandwich. Goofy, who's been learning martial arts for self-defense, dresses as a ninja and attacks Pete, whom he's mistaken for a burglar. The police come and arrest them both, thinking he was the burglar they were after and Goofy was his assailant.