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-->'''Q''': Three clicks ''(clicks the pen thrice)'' arms the device, another three ''(does so)'' disarms it.\\
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-->'''Q:''' Don't say it...\\
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-->'''Bond''': ''[[FlatWhat Muffy?]]''\\
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--> '''Wade''': Wanna hand me that hammer, there, Jimbo... ''(Bond reaches for a ballpene hammer)'' No, the bigger one, the sledge.
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--> '''Valentin:''' My knee....aches every single day. Twice as bad when it is cold. Do you have any idea how long the winter lasts in this country? Tell him, Dmitri.
--> '''Dmitri:''' Well, it depends--
--> '''Valentin:''' SILENCE!
--> '''Dmitri:''' Well, it depends--
--> '''Valentin:''' SILENCE!
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'''Dmitri:''' Well, it
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'''Valentin:''' SILENCE!
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-->''James Bond. Charming, sophisticated secret agent. "Shaken, but not stirred." Ha ha!''
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-->''For an ex-KGB agent you surprise me, Valentin. I'm sure someone of your stature must have realised that the skill was not to hit your knee but, uh... miss the rest of you.''
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--> '''Bond''': Standard operating procedure. [[IronicEcho Boys with toys.]]
--> '''Natalya''': Maybe ''I'' should take care of transportation for our trip to Cuba.
--> '''Bond''': Uh uh... [DoubleTake] ''Our'' trip?
--> '''Natalya''': Maybe ''I'' should take care of transportation for our trip to Cuba.
--> '''Bond''': Uh uh... [DoubleTake] ''Our'' trip?
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* Natalya [[KickTheSonOfABitch utterly beating the shit out of Boris]] in the control room. Even Trevelyan smirks.
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* Natalya [[KickTheSonOfABitch [[PayEvilUntoEvil utterly beating the shit out of Boris]] in the control room. Even Trevelyan smirks.
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** Similarly, Bond's sauna encounter with Xenia strikes a good balance between sex, action, humour and slight hints of NightmareFuel; for all that it is a pretty solid fight - with Xenia shrugging off Bond's attempts at escape - and that it is both sexy and slightly nightmarish because of Xenia's killing method, there is something funny about elements of it, including Bond's eventual method of escape... And the fact that Creator/PierceBrosnan's '[[NarmCharm pain]][[MemeticMutation face]]' is on full display when he's at Xenia's mercy.
*** And then there's the poor fool who ([[AmbiguousSituation apparently]]) misunderstands the situation and charges at Bond, only to get a face full of bucket.
*** Perhaps funniest is the commentary track; director Creator/MartinCampbell thoughtfully remarks on the set and the use of doubles, but as Xenia snatches Bond up to crush him on the bench jovially states he knows people who've paid money to have it done ''rather like that''; even more hilariously, this is TruthInTelevision as there are a number of reenactments and homages to Xenia starring fetish models and the like, paid for by fans from that community.
*** And then there's the poor fool who ([[AmbiguousSituation apparently]]) misunderstands the situation and charges at Bond, only to get a face full of bucket.
*** Perhaps funniest is the commentary track; director Creator/MartinCampbell thoughtfully remarks on the set and the use of doubles, but as Xenia snatches Bond up to crush him on the bench jovially states he knows people who've paid money to have it done ''rather like that''; even more hilariously, this is TruthInTelevision as there are a number of reenactments and homages to Xenia starring fetish models and the like, paid for by fans from that community.
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** For added fun, the admiral's actor Billy J Mitchell, has that image of the grin as the main image on [[https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0593165/ his IMDb page.]]
* Similarly, Bond's sauna encounter with Xenia strikes a good balance between sex, action, humour and slight hints of NightmareFuel; for all that it is a pretty solid fight - with Xenia shrugging off Bond's attempts at escape - and that it is both sexy and slightly nightmarish because of Xenia's killing method, there is something funny about elements of it, including Bond's eventual method of escape... And the fact that Creator/PierceBrosnan's '[[NarmCharm pain]][[MemeticMutation face]]' is on full display when he's at Xenia's mercy.
*** ** And then there's the poor fool who ([[AmbiguousSituation apparently]]) misunderstands the situation and charges at Bond, only to get a face full of bucket.
*** ** Perhaps funniest is the commentary track; track on the fight; director Creator/MartinCampbell thoughtfully remarks on the set and the use of doubles, but as Xenia snatches Bond up to crush him on the bench jovially states he knows people who've paid money to have it done ''rather like that''; even more hilariously, this is TruthInTelevision as there are a number of reenactments and homages to Xenia starring fetish models and the like, paid for by fans from that community.
* Similarly, Bond's sauna encounter with Xenia strikes a good balance between sex, action, humour and slight hints of NightmareFuel; for all that it is a pretty solid fight - with Xenia shrugging off Bond's attempts at escape - and that it is both sexy and slightly nightmarish because of Xenia's killing method, there is something funny about elements of it, including Bond's eventual method of escape... And the fact that Creator/PierceBrosnan's '[[NarmCharm pain]][[MemeticMutation face]]' is on full display when he's at Xenia's mercy.
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* It's the end of the movie, the day is saved, the villain defeated, and Bond and Natalya are about to have some well-deserved GladToBeAliveSex... until they're [[MomentKiller interrupted]] by Jack Wade and a truly ''ridiculous'' number of Marines that [[TheCavalryArrivesLate would've been awfully useful about fifteen minutes ago]].
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** Mind you, Bond gets his own digs in at the somewhat-stout Valentin's expense:
-->''For an ex-KGB agent you surprise me, Valentin. I'm sure someone of your stature must have realised that the skill was not to hit your knee but, uh... miss the rest of you.''
-->''For an ex-KGB agent you surprise me, Valentin. I'm sure someone of your stature must have realised that the skill was not to hit your knee but, uh... miss the rest of you.''
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* This exchange, referencing when Natalya was held at gunpoint on the train:\\
''[Alec threatens James with a gun after it's discovered Natalya had reprogrammed the Goldeneye satellite.]''\\
-->'''Natalya:''' Go ahead. Shoot him. [[IronicEcho He means nothing to me]].\\
-->'''James:''' ''[Gives an expression that screams "Well, I deserved that one..."]''
''[Alec threatens James with a gun after it's discovered Natalya had reprogrammed the Goldeneye satellite.]''\\
-->'''Natalya:''' Go ahead. Shoot him. [[IronicEcho He means nothing to me]].\\
-->'''James:''' ''[Gives an expression that screams "Well, I deserved that one..."]''
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-->''[Alec threatens James with a gun after it's discovered Natalya had reprogrammed the Goldeneye satellite.]''\\
-->'''Natalya:''' '''Natalya:''' Go ahead. Shoot him. [[IronicEcho He means nothing to me]].\\
-->'''James:''' '''James:''' ''[Gives an expression that screams "Well, I deserved that one..."]''
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-->''[Alec threatens James with a gun after it's discovered Natalya had reprogrammed the Goldeneye satellite.]''\\
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'''Natalya:''' Go ahead. Shoot him. [[IronicEcho He means nothing to me]].\\
'''James:''' ''[Gives an expression that reads, "Well, I deserved that one..."]''
'''James:''' ''[Gives an expression that reads, "Well, I deserved that one..."]''
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'''Alec Trevelyan:''' Do it!\\
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* This exchange, referencing when Natalya was held at gunpoint on the train:\\
''[Alec threatens James with a gun after it's discovered Natalya had reprogrammed the Goldeneye satellite.]''\\
'''Natalya:''' Go ahead. Shoot him. [[IronicEcho He means nothing to me]].\\
'''James:''' ''[Gives an expression that reads, "Well, I deserved that one..."]''
''[Alec threatens James with a gun after it's discovered Natalya had reprogrammed the Goldeneye satellite.]''\\
'''Natalya:''' Go ahead. Shoot him. [[IronicEcho He means nothing to me]].\\
'''James:''' ''[Gives an expression that reads, "Well, I deserved that one..."]''
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* Bond's new car has stinger missiles housed behind the headlights, to which Bond muses, "Just the thing to unwind after a long day at the office."
-->'''Q''': Need I remind you, 007, that you have a licence to kill, not to break the traffic laws.
** In French he specifies: "Not to drive the wrong way on the highway."
* Q shows off the exploding pen grenade:
-->'''Q''': Need I remind you, 007, that you have a licence to kill, not to break the traffic laws.
** In French he specifies: "Not to drive the wrong way on the highway."
* Q shows off the exploding pen grenade:
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* Bond visits Q Branch:
** Bond's new car has stinger missiles housed behind the headlights, to which Bond muses, "Just the thing to unwind after a long day at the office."
-->'''Q''': Need I remind you, 007, that you have a licence to kill, not to break the trafficlaws.
** Inlaws.[[note]]The French he specifies: "Not dub has Q admonish him with "not to drive the wrong way on the highway."
*"[[/note]]
** Q shows off the exploding pen grenade:
** Bond's new car has stinger missiles housed behind the headlights, to which Bond muses, "Just the thing to unwind after a long day at the office."
-->'''Q''': Need I remind you, 007, that you have a licence to kill, not to break the traffic
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** Let's not forget the FunnyBackgroundEvent, where an assistant enters a phone box while 007 and Q are discussing one of the gadgets, only to be shoved against the side by an airbag once he picks up the phone. The box is later wheeled off, with the assistant still trapped inside.
* One for Q as he notices Bond inspecting a large sandwich:
* One for Q as he notices Bond inspecting a large sandwich:
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** Let's not forget A couple of [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Background Events]] during the FunnyBackgroundEvent, where visit:
*** While 007 and Q are discussing the zipwire coiled in a belt buckle, an assistant enters a phonebox while 007 both and Q are discussing one of the gadgets, starts to make a call only to be shoved against the side by an airbag once he picks up the phone. The box is later wheeled off, with the assistant still trapped inside.
* One for *** After the exploding pen demonstration the camera has Q as and Bond talking while another assistant is seen in the background between them talking on the phone while leaning back in an office chair -- which suddenly launches him offscreen via compressed air with a crash.
** At the end when Q's asking Bond ([[RunningGag again]]) not to break all of his toys, he notices Bond inspecting a large sandwich:
*** While 007 and Q are discussing the zipwire coiled in a belt buckle, an assistant enters a phone
** At the end when Q's asking Bond ([[RunningGag again]]) not to break all of his toys, he notices Bond inspecting a large sandwich:
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**In French he specifies: "Not to drive the wrong way on the highway."
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun "Well, at least he died happy."]] ]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun "Well, at least he died happy."]] ]]
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* [[TemptingFate "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!"]]...followed by tanks of liquid nitrogen exploding and turning him into a HumanPopsicle.
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* Boris's [[TemptingFate "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!"]]...INVINCIBLE!"]] as he finds out he has survived the destruction of the base... followed by tanks of liquid nitrogen exploding above him and turning him into a HumanPopsicle. freezing him.
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** Desmond Llewelyn had some difficulties with getting the clicks right during filming; apparently, the phrase "Des, you've blown us up again!" was used repeatedly, in good humour. If you're watching and listening closely, you'll notice that the "Disarm" clicks are sometimes dubbed on while the pen is off-screen.
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** Plus, computer users will realize that he's [[ComputerEqualsMonitor attacking the monitor]], not the computer system.
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* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!"...followed by tanks of liquid nitrogen exploding and turning him into a HumanPopsicle.
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* [[TemptingFate "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!"...INVINCIBLE!"]]...followed by tanks of liquid nitrogen exploding and turning him into a HumanPopsicle.
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* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" [[spoiler:Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and freezing Boris solid.]]
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* Bond waking up in a daze from a tranq dart to Natalya screaming at the top of her lungs at him to get them out of a helicopter that's about to blow. By the way, this is the first time they meet in the entire movie. No time to make a good first impression when you're half a minute from death.
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* Moments after shooting Alec in the head, Ourumov repeats his order for Bond to surrender, as if he expects Bond to give up moments after Ouromov demonstrated he had no intention of sparing them.
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* Moments after shooting "shooting" Alec in the head, Ourumov repeats his order for Bond to surrender, as if he expects Bond to give up moments after Ouromov demonstrated he had no intention of sparing them.
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* The [[EyeTake perplexed look on Ourumov's face]] after Xenia has [[ImmodestOrgasm way too much fun]] killing the staff of Severnaya, which seems to say, "Really? Trevelyan has me ''allied'' with this sociopath?!"
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* The [[EyeTake perplexed look on Ourumov's face]] after Xenia has [[ImmodestOrgasm way too much fun]] killing the staff of Severnaya, which seems to say, "Really? Trevelyan has me ''allied'' with this sociopath?!""Girl, you really should see a therapist right now."
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** "Who's [[HollywoodToneDeaf strangling the cat?"cat]]?"
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** Gets even better when you consider that Creator/MinnieDriver, who plays Irina, can actually sing.
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** Similarly, Bond's sauna encounter with Xenia strikes a good balance between sex, action, humour and slight hints of NightmareFuel; for all that it is a pretty solid fight - with Xenia shrugging off Bond's attempts at escape - and that it is both sexy and slightly nightmarish because of Xenia's killing method, there is something funny about elements of it, including Bond's eventual method of escape... And the fact that Brosnan's '[[NarmCharm pain]][[MemeticMutation face]]' is on full display when he's at Xenia's mercy.
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** Similarly, Bond's sauna encounter with Xenia strikes a good balance between sex, action, humour and slight hints of NightmareFuel; for all that it is a pretty solid fight - with Xenia shrugging off Bond's attempts at escape - and that it is both sexy and slightly nightmarish because of Xenia's killing method, there is something funny about elements of it, including Bond's eventual method of escape... And the fact that Brosnan's Creator/PierceBrosnan's '[[NarmCharm pain]][[MemeticMutation face]]' is on full display when he's at Xenia's mercy.
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*** Perhaps funniest is the commentary track; director Martin Campbell thoughtfully remarks on the set and the use of doubles, but as Xenia snatches Bond up to crush him on the bench jovially states he knows people who've paid money to have it done ''rather like that''; even more hilariously, this is TruthInTelevision as there are a number of reenactments and homages to Xenia starring fetish models and the like, paid for by fans from that community.
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*** Perhaps funniest is the commentary track; director Martin Campbell Creator/MartinCampbell thoughtfully remarks on the set and the use of doubles, but as Xenia snatches Bond up to crush him on the bench jovially states he knows people who've paid money to have it done ''rather like that''; even more hilariously, this is TruthInTelevision as there are a number of reenactments and homages to Xenia starring fetish models and the like, paid for by fans from that community.
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* Natalya asks Bond if he destroys every vehicle he gets into. Not a silly questions since at that point she's witnessed the destruction of a military helicopter, a tank and a heavily armoured train.
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* Natalya asks Bond if he destroys every vehicle he gets into. Not a silly questions question since at that point she's witnessed the destruction of a military helicopter, a tank and a heavily armoured train.
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* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" [[spoiler:Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and freezing Boris solid.]]
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* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" [[spoiler:Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and freezing Boris solid.]]]]
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* Bond dropping in on the guard in the bathroom: "Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock." ''[punches the guard out cold]''
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* Bond [[TheCanKickedHim dropping in on the guard in the bathroom: toilets]]: "Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock." ''[punches the guard out cold]''
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* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" [[spoiler:Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and turning Boris into a HumanPopsicle.]]
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* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" [[spoiler:Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and turning freezing Boris into a HumanPopsicle.solid.]]
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--> '''Valentin:''' My knee....aches every day. Twice as bad when it's cold. Do you know how long winters last here? Tell him, Dmitri.
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--> '''Valentin:''' My knee....aches every single day. Twice as bad when it's it is cold. Do you know have any idea how long winters last here? the winter lasts in this country? Tell him, Dmitri.
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-->'''M:''' [[TakeThat Unlike the Americans, we prefer not to get our bad news from]] Creator/{{CNN}}.
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-->'''M:''' [[TakeThat Unlike the Americans, American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from]] Creator/{{CNN}}.
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* Natalya asks Bond if he meant it when he told Alec to kill her, and that she meant nothing to him.
-->'''Bond''': [[BluntYes Yes.]] Basic rule. Always call their bluff. ''[starts laughing, Natalya whacks him with a pillow]''
-->'''Bond''': [[BluntYes Yes.]] Basic rule. Always call their bluff. ''[starts laughing, Natalya whacks him with a pillow]''
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--> '''Natalya''': What ''is'' it with you and moving vehicles?
* Natalya asks Bond if he meant it when he told Alec to kill her, and that she meant nothing to him.
-->'''Bond''': [[BluntYes Yes.]] Basic rule. Always call their bluff. ''[starts laughing, Natalya whacks him with a pillow]''
--> '''Natalya''': What ''is'' it with you and moving vehicles?
* Natalya asks Bond if he meant it when he told Alec to kill her, and that she meant nothing to him.
-->'''Bond''': [[BluntYes Yes.]] Basic rule. Always call their bluff. ''[starts laughing, Natalya whacks him with a pillow]''