History Funny / GoldenEye

*** And then there's the poor fool who ([[AmbiguousSituation apparently]])) misunderstands the situation and charges at Bond, only to get a face full of bucket.

* It's right after a dark moment, but the cart full of ExplodingBarrels Bond uses as a shield during his escape from the chemical weapons facility has a squeaky wheel that really lets the air out of the tension in the scene. [[OverlyLongGag The fact that it moves]] ''[[OverlyLongGag really]]'' slowly doesn't help much.

* It's right after a dark moment, but the cart full of ExplodingBarrels Bond uses as a shield during his escape from the chemical weapons facility has a squeaky wheel that really lets the air out of the tension in the scene.

** Gets even better when you consider that Minnie Driver, who plays Irina, can actually sing.

-->'''Q''': You have a license to kill, not to break the traffic laws.

** Let's not forget the FunnyBackgroundEvent, where an assistant enters a phone box while 007 and Q are discussing one of the gadgets, only to be hit by an airbag once he picks up the phone. The box is later wheeled off, with the assistant still trapped inside.

* General Ourumov, drinking quite frequently from his flask, during the tank chase. Especially "Use the bumper! That's what it's for!"
** [[EyeTake The look]] [[OhCrap on his face]] at the start of the chase when Bond ''smashes through a wall'' with the tank is priceless. Hell, that whole chase has a lot of funny moments, simply because of the sheer audacity of the whole thing. And, well, PROPERTY DAMAGE!

* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" [[spoiler:Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and turning Boris into a HumanPopsicle.]]
* Natalya [[KickTheSonOfABitch utterly beating the shit out of Boris]] in the control room. Even Trevelyan smirks.
* Bond in tank = 1; truck with cans of Perrier = 0. A statue (a soldier on horseback) doesn't come out of it too well, either.
** Does Bond just destroy the statue? Oh no, the statue ends up riding on top of the tank. It's then used to get some St. Petersberg PD cars off his back when it falls off right in front of them.

* Boris' VillainousBreakdown at the end, from his OhCrap reaction to the antenna malfunction to shaking the computer and screaming "SPEAK TO ME!"

* During the interrogation scene, Bond and Mishkin are going back and forth, exchanging accusations and insults, when a frustrated Natalya tells them to stop.
-->"Oh stop it, both of you! Stop it! You're like boys with toys!"
* Jack Wade and his love of stiff-assed Brits.
** When they first meet, Wade flubs the SpySpeak verification code. Bond draws a gun on him and demands to see the EmbarrassingTattoo that he was told Wade would have. When he does...
-->'''Bond''': ''[[FlatWhat Muffy?]]''\\
'''Wade''': ...third wife.
** Wade's [[PercussiveMaintenance skill]] in automotive repair
--> '''Wade''': Wanna hand me that hammer, there, Jimbo... ''(Bond reaches for a ballpene hammer)'' No, the bigger one, the sledge.

* Bond's response to Mishkin's overly cordial interrogation:
-->'''Bond:''' What, no small-talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.

* Bond dropping in on the guard in the bathroom: "Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock." ''[punches the guard out cold]''

* How Bond handles his psychiatric evaluation per M's orders: seduce the psychiatrist Caroline and take her on a road trip, and during it, race Xenia Onatopp down windy roads.
-->'''Caroline''' (nervously watching Bond race across a mountainside road): I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but...\\
(Xenia Onatopp revs up in her car right next to theirs)\\
'''Caroline''': Who's that?\\
'''Bond''' (smirking): The next girl!

* Boris gives an "okay, fine", look*
* Bond's new car has stinger missiles housed behind the headlights, to which Bond muses, "Just the thing to unwind after a long day at the office."
-->'''Q''': You have a license to kill, not to break the traffic laws.
* Q shows off the exploding pen grenade:
-->'''Q''': Three clicks ''(clicks the pen thrice)'' arms the device, another three ''(does so)'' disarms it.\\
'''Bond''': ''(takes the pen and clicks it three times at a slower rate than required to arm it)'' ...how long did you say the fuse was?\\
'''Q''': ''(snatches the pen)'' Oh, grow up, 007!
** And then he demonstrates it:
-->'''Q:''' Don't say it...\\
'''Bond:''' [[BondOneLiner The writing's on the wall?]]\\
'''Q:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny (laughing) Along with the rest of him!]]

-->'''Bond:''' What, no small-talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.
* Alec Trevelyan killing a scientist in the facilty can be this to people who have played the game, since killing scientists and civilians is against the mission briefings.

--> '''Wade''': ''Wanna hand me that hammer, there, Jimbo... ''(Bond reaches for a ballpene hammer)'' No, the bigger one, the sledge."

-->'''Bond''': ''[[FlatWhat Muffy?]]''

--> '''Wade''': ''Wanna hand me that hammer, there, Jimbo... No, the bigger one, the sledge."

* The [[EyeTake look on Ourumov's face]] after Xenia has [[ImmodestOrgasm way too much fun]] killing the staff of Severnaya, which seems to say, "Trevelyan has me ''allied'' with this sociopath?!"

*** "IRINA! TAKE A HIKE!"

* When Bond find's the Canadian admiral's body [[GoOutWithASmile with a giant grin on his face]] stuffed into the closet. [[OutWithABang It's as if to tell us that if you had a choice of you wanted to be killed, you should choose to have Xenia Onatopp crush you between her thighs]]...[[NightmarFuel even though he was crying in pain when we last saw him]].

* When Bond find's the Canadian admiral's body [[GoOutWithASmile with a giant grin on his face]] stuffed into the closet. [[OutWithABang It's as if to tell us that if you had a choice of you wanted to be killed, you should choose to have Xenia Onatopp crush you between her thighs]]...even though he was crying in pain when we last saw him.

* Natalya utterly beating the shit out of Boris in the control room. Even Trevelyan smirks.

* When Bond find's the Canadian admiral's body [[GoOutWithASmile with a giant grin on his face]] stuffed into the closet. [[OutWithABang It's as if to tell us that if you had a choice of you wanted to be killed, you should choose to have Xenia Onatopp crush you between her thighs]].

'''Bond''': ''(takes the pen and clicks it three times)'' ...how long did you say the fuse was?\\
'''Q''': ''(snatches and disarms the pen)'' Oh, grow up, 007!

** [[EyeTake The look]] [[OhCrap on his face]] at the start of the chase when Bond ''smashes through a wall'' with the tank is priceless. Hell, that whole chase has a lot of funny moments, simply because of the sheer audacity of the whole thing.

** Valentin finds Bonds whole persona hilarious: