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** When they first meet, Wade flubs the SpySpeak verification code. Bond draws a gun on him and demands to see the EmbarassingTattoo that he was told Wade would have. When he does...

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** When they first meet, Wade flubs the SpySpeak verification code. Bond draws a gun on him and demands to see the EmbarassingTattoo EmbarrassingTattoo that he was told Wade would have. When he does...
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** When they first meet, Wade flubs the SpySpeak verification code. Bond draws a gun on him and demands to see the EmbarassingTattoo that he was told Wade would have. When he does...
-->'''Bond''': ''[[FlatWhat Muffy?]]''
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* When Bond find's the Canadian admiral's body [[GoOutWithASmile with a giant grin on his face]] stuffed into the closet. See OutWithABang.

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* When Bond find's the Canadian admiral's body [[GoOutWithASmile with a giant grin on his face]] stuffed into the closet. See OutWithABang.[[OutWithABang It's as if to tell us that if you had a choice of you wanted to be killed, you should choose to have Xenia Onatopp crush you between her thighs]].



* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" [[spoiler:Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and turning him into a HumanPopsicle.]]

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* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" [[spoiler:Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and turning him Boris into a HumanPopsicle.]]



* How Bond handles his psychiatric evaluation per M's orders: he seduces the psychiatrist Caroline and takes her on a road trip.

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* How Bond handles his psychiatric evaluation per M's orders: he seduces seduce the psychiatrist Caroline and takes take her on a road trip.trip, and during it, race Xenia Onatopp down windy roads.



* Boris' reaction when Bond calls Alec a common thief.

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* Boris' reaction when Bond calls Alec Trevelyan a common thief.



* Alec killing a scientist in the facilty can be this to people who have played the game, since killing scientists and civilians is against the mission briefings.

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* Alec Trevelyan killing a scientist in the facilty can be this to people who have played the game, since killing scientists and civilians is against the mission briefings.
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** [[EyeTake The look]] [[OhCrap on his face]] at the start of the chase when Bond ''smashes through a wall'' with the tank is priceless. Hell, that whole chase has a lot of funny moments, simply because of the shear audacity of the whole thing.

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** [[EyeTake The look]] [[OhCrap on his face]] at the start of the chase when Bond ''smashes through a wall'' with the tank is priceless. Hell, that whole chase has a lot of funny moments, simply because of the shear sheer audacity of the whole thing.
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** [[EyeTake The look]] [[OhCrap on his face]] at the start of the chase when Bond ''smashes through a wall'' with the tank is priceless. Hell, that whole chase has a lot of funny moments, simply because of the shear audacity of the whole thing.
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-->'''Bond:''' What, no small-talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.

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-->'''Bond:''' What, no small-talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.art.
* Alec killing a scientist in the facilty can be this to people who have played the game, since killing scientists and civilians is against the mission briefings.
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* Boris' reaction when Bond calls Alec a common thief.

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* Boris' reaction when Bond calls Alec a common thief.thief.
* Bond's response to Mishkin's overly cordial interrogation:
-->'''Bond:''' What, no small-talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.

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* Q demonstrates an exploding pen grenade:

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* Q demonstrates an shows off the exploding pen grenade:grenade:
-->'''Q''': Three clicks ''(clicks the pen thrice)'' arms the device, another three ''(does so)'' disarms it.\\
'''Bond''': ''(takes the pen and clicks it three times)'' ...how long did you say the fuse was?\\
'''Q''': ''(snatches and disarms the pen)'' Oh, grow up, 007!
** And then he demonstrates it:
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* Bond's new car has stinger missiles housed behind the headlights, to which Bond muses, "Just the thing to unwind after a long day at the office."
-->'''Q''': You have a license to kill, not to break the traffic laws.
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* Boris gives and "okay, fine", look*

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* Boris gives and an "okay, fine", look*

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'''Alec Trevelyan:''' Do it!

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'''Alec Trevelyan:''' Do it!it!\\
*Boris gives and "okay, fine", look*



'''Q:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny (laughing) Along with the rest of him!]]

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'''Q:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny (laughing) Along with the rest of him!]]him!]]
* Boris' reaction when Bond calls Alec a common thief.
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* "She always did enjoy a good squeeze."

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* After Xenia's death: "She always did enjoy a good squeeze."



(Onatopp revs up in her car right next to theirs)\\

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(Onatopp (Xenia Onatopp revs up in her car right next to theirs)\\



* Boris messing with Janus as they prepare to activate the Goldeneye satellite.
-->'''Janus:''' Prepare the dish.\\

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* Boris messing with Janus Trevelyan as they prepare to activate the Goldeneye satellite.
-->'''Janus:''' -->'''Alec Trevelyan:''' Prepare the dish.\\



'''Janus:''' Do it!
* Q demonstrates an exploding pen:

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'''Janus:''' '''Alec Trevelyan:''' Do it!
* Q demonstrates an exploding pen:pen grenade:
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* The [[EyeTake look on Ourumov's face]] after Xenia has [[ImmodestOrgasm way too much fun]] killing the staff of Severnaya, which seems to say, "I'm ''allied'' with this sociopath?!"
* When Bond uncovers the corpse of the Canadian Admiral [[GoOutWithASmile with a giant grin on his face]]. See OutWithABang.

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* The [[EyeTake look on Ourumov's face]] after Xenia has [[ImmodestOrgasm way too much fun]] killing the staff of Severnaya, which seems to say, "I'm "Trevelyan has me ''allied'' with this sociopath?!"
* When Bond uncovers the corpse of find's the Canadian Admiral admiral's body [[GoOutWithASmile with a giant grin on his face]].face]] stuffed into the closet. See OutWithABang.
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* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" [[spoiler:Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and freezing him over.]]
* Natalya utterly beating the shit out of Boris in the control room. Even Janus smirks.

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* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" [[spoiler:Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and freezing turning him over.into a HumanPopsicle.]]
* Natalya utterly beating the shit out of Boris in the control room. Even Janus Trevelyan smirks.
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'''Janus:''' Do it!

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'''Janus:''' Do it!it!
* Q demonstrates an exploding pen:
-->'''Q:''' Don't say it...\\
'''Bond:''' [[BondOneLiner The writing's on the wall?]]\\
'''Q:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny (laughing) Along with the rest of him!]]
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* Boris messing with Janus as they prepare to activate the Goldeneye satellite.
-->'''Janus:''' Prepare the dish.\\
'''Boris:''' No! It's too early. I am not ready!\\
'''Janus:''' Do it!
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** The ensuing reaction when Bond asks Valentin (the man he shot in the leg) to do him a favor:
--> '''Valentin:''' My knee....aches every day. Twice as bad when it's cold. Do you know how long winters last here? Tell him, Dmitri.
--> '''Dmitri:''' Well, it depends--
--> '''Valentin:''' SILENCE!
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* Jack Wade and his love of stiff-assed Brits.

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* Jack Wade and his love of stiff-assed Brits.Brits.
* How Bond handles his psychiatric evaluation per M's orders: he seduces the psychiatrist Caroline and takes her on a road trip.
-->'''Caroline''' (nervously watching Bond race across a mountainside road): I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but...\\
(Onatopp revs up in her car right next to theirs)\\
'''Caroline''': Who's that?\\
'''Bond''' (smirking): The next girl!
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-->'''Valentin:''' ''[Threatening]'' That is Irena. My ''mistress''.\\

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-->'''Valentin:''' --->'''Valentin:''' ''[Threatening]'' That is Irena.Irina. My ''mistress''.\\

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* The look on Ourumov's face after Xenia has an ImmodestOrgasm while killing the Goldeneye station staff. "I'm ''allied'' with this sociopath?!"

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* The [[EyeTake look on Ourumov's face face]] after Xenia has an ImmodestOrgasm while [[ImmodestOrgasm way too much fun]] killing the Goldeneye station staff. staff of Severnaya, which seems to say, "I'm ''allied'' with this sociopath?!"



** When Bond is informed that the cat-strangler in question happens to be the mistress of the man currently pointing a gun in his general direction. Specifically,Valentin Zukovsky informs him of this by shooting between Bond's legs, causing the cushion Bond's sitting on to explode feathers all over the place.
-->'''Valentine:''' ''[Threatening]'' That is Irena. My ''mistress''.\\
'''Bond:''' ''[Trying to school his face appropriately]'' Very... talented woman.
* Bond dropping in on the guard in the bathroom: "Beg your pardon. I forgot to knock." ''[punches the guard out cold]''

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** When Bond is informed that the cat-strangler in question happens to be the mistress of the man currently pointing a gun in his general direction. Specifically,Valentin Specifically, Valentin Zukovsky informs him of this by shooting between Bond's legs, causing the cushion Bond's sitting on to explode feathers all over the place.
-->'''Valentine:''' -->'''Valentin:''' ''[Threatening]'' That is Irena. My ''mistress''.\\
'''Bond:''' ''[Trying to school his face appropriately]'' Very... talented woman.
girl.
*** "IRINA! TAKE A HIKE!"
* Bond dropping in on the guard in the bathroom: "Beg your pardon. I forgot Forgot to knock." ''[punches the guard out cold]''



* Boris' VillainousBreakdown at the end, from his OhCrap reaction to the antenna malfunction to shaking the computer and screaming "SPEAK TO ME!".

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* Boris' VillainousBreakdown at the end, from his OhCrap reaction to the antenna malfunction to shaking the computer and screaming "SPEAK TO ME!".ME!"



* Jack Wade and his love of stiff-assed Brits

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* Jack Wade and his love of stiff-assed BritsBrits.
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** When Bond is informed that the cat-strangler in question happens to be the mistress of the man currently pointing a gun in his general direction. Specifically,Valentin Zukovsky informs him of this by shooting between Bond's legs, causing the cushion Bond's sitting on to explode feathers all over the place.
-->'''Valentine:''' ''[Threatening]'' That is Irena. My ''mistress''.\\
'''Bond:''' ''[Trying to school his face appropriately]'' Very... talented woman.
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-->"Oh stop it, both of you! Stop it! You're like boys with toys!"

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-->"Oh stop it, both of you! Stop it! You're like boys with toys!"toys!"
* Jack Wade and his love of stiff-assed Brits
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* Boris' VillainousBreakdown at the end, from his OhCrap reaction to the antenna malfunction to shaking the computer and screaming "SPEAK TO ME!".

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* Boris' VillainousBreakdown at the end, from his OhCrap reaction to the antenna malfunction to shaking the computer and screaming "SPEAK TO ME!".ME!".
* "She always did enjoy a good squeeze."
* During the interrogation scene, Bond and Mishkin are going back and forth, exchanging accusations and insults, when a frustrated Natalya tells them to stop.
-->"Oh stop it, both of you! Stop it! You're like boys with toys!"
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* Bond in tank = 1; truck with cans of Perrier = 0. A statue (a soldier on horseback) doesn't come out of it too well, either.

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* Bond in tank = 1; truck with cans of Perrier = 0. A statue (a soldier on horseback) doesn't come out of it too well, either.either.
* Boris' VillainousBreakdown at the end, from his OhCrap reaction to the antenna malfunction to shaking the computer and screaming "SPEAK TO ME!".
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* Natalya utterly beating the shit out of Boris in the control room. Even Janus smirks.

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* Natalya utterly beating the shit out of Boris in the control room. Even Janus smirks.smirks.
* Bond in tank = 1; truck with cans of Perrier = 0. A statue (a soldier on horseback) doesn't come out of it too well, either.
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* The look on Ourumov's face after Xenia kills the Goldeneye station staff. "I'm ''allied'' with this sociopath?!"

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* The look on Ourumov's face after Xenia kills has an ImmodestOrgasm while killing the Goldeneye station staff. "I'm ''allied'' with this sociopath?!"
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* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" [[spoiler:Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and freezing him over.]]

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* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" [[spoiler:Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and freezing him over.]]]]
* Natalya utterly beating the shit out of Boris in the control room. Even Janus smirks.
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* One for Q:

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* One for Q:Q as he notices Bond inspecting a large sandwich:



* General Orumov, drinking quite frequently from his flask, during the tank chase. Especially "Use the bumper! That's what it's for!"
* The look on Orumov's face after Xenia kills the Goldeneye station staff. "I'm ''allied'' with this sociopath?!"

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* General Orumov, Ourumov, drinking quite frequently from his flask, during the tank chase. Especially "Use the bumper! That's what it's for!"
* The look on Orumov's Ourumov's face after Xenia kills the Goldeneye station staff. "I'm ''allied'' with this sociopath?!"



* Bond dropping in on the guard in the bathroom: "Sorry. I forgot to knock." ''[punches the guard out cold]''

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* Bond dropping in on the guard in the bathroom: "Sorry."Beg your pardon. I forgot to knock." ''[punches the guard out cold]''
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* "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" [[spoiler:Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and freezing him over.]]
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* General Orumov during the tank chase. Especially "Use the bumper! That's what it's for!"

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* General Orumov Orumov, drinking quite frequently from his flask, during the tank chase. Especially "Use the bumper! That's what it's for!"

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