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No idea when they did this game, but I'm putting it at the end for the convenience of future editors.

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[[folder: Roman's Christmas]]
* With this game being a visual novel featuring anthropomorphic characters, the [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]] jokes are in no short supply.
* Arin narrates the [[PurpleProse purple-y]] opening soliloquy without interruption for a good minute or so. Then, Dan gets ''very'' close to the microphone and belts out this gem:
-->'''Dan''': '''[[{{Yiff}} GET TO THE ANIMAL PEOPLE FUCKING.]]'''
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[[folder:Forklift Simulator]]
* Throughout the video, they improvise a [[WithLyrics song to the background music]] about the driver of the forklift. It starts out innocently enough, but eventually it ends up that they killed their dad [[ForkliftFu with the forklift]], for [[DisproportionateRetribution "backchat"]], their mom [[LeaveNoWitnesses for witnessing them]] and their brother for no actual reason. [[SerialEscalation They end up being wanted in 13 states for murder]]. The [[https://youtu.be/A4hga1ebRK4?si=8y1UfmMqOWtQR5U0&t=423 song got a remix by Sbassbear]] and the remix got an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fRW8-UQQms animated version made of it]].
* Out of nowhere, Dan wonders if there's RuleThirtyFour of forklifts, before calling it [[{{Pun}} "Rule thirty-forklift!"]] He then finds out that Rule 34 does indeed apply to forklifts.
* In the episode, Arin fails to complete the first level, even getting to the final object three times and then [[EpicFail accidentally tipping it over each time]], causing him to lament on the final one that he's "such a fucking failure!"
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* Dan really likes the game.
-->I think the fact that it's so good ''and'' so dumb at the same time. Kind of like what we strive to make the show be.
* Dan suggests trying to ride an elephant instead of shooting it. Arin points out the only thing he can do is shoot them, aside from riding them.
-->'''Dan:''' I just said, "Why not ride them instead of shooting them," and you're like "'Cause shooting them is all I can do, except for riding."
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[[folder:DEEEER Simulator]]
* Arin is unsure what type of fish is in the game.
-->'''Arin:''' What's that fish called?
-->'''Dan:''' [[Film/AFishCalledWanda Wanda]]?
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** The [[IncrediblyLamePun "crowner"]] has to be when Arin (who has the crown) manages to use some exploding barrels to safely catapult himself onto the roof of a nearby building, which Danny, being a newbie to the game hasn't managed to do yet. Arin then [[TemptingFate starts gloating]] only to immediately screw it up by ''[[HowTheMightyHaveFallen falling off the roof of the building mid-gloat]]'' which allows Danny to (however briefly) take the crown. Danny does try to end the chase the moment he gets it by yelling "NEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS!!!" but it's clear they're having way too much fun to actually stop.

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** The [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} "crowner"]] has to be when Arin (who has the crown) manages to use some exploding barrels to safely catapult himself onto the roof of a nearby building, which Danny, being a newbie to the game hasn't managed to do yet. Arin then [[TemptingFate starts gloating]] only to immediately screw it up by ''[[HowTheMightyHaveFallen falling off the roof of the building mid-gloat]]'' which allows Danny to (however briefly) take the crown. Danny does try to end the chase the moment he gets it by yelling "NEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS!!!" but it's clear they're having way too much fun to actually stop.



* '''Barry:''' Honey, you know it's [[IncrediblyLamePun unbearable.]]

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* '''Barry:''' Honey, you know it's [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} unbearable.]]



'''Allie:''' When are we gonna get the [[IncrediblyLamePun bare bear's]] feet?

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'''Allie:''' When are we gonna get the [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} bare bear's]] feet?

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** Right after Danny does the Suzy impression, both him and Arin more or less ''collapse'' into laughter.

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** Right after Danny does the Suzy impression, and reveals that she got ''way too detailed'' about it, both him and Arin more or less ''collapse'' into laughter.laughter.
--->'''Danny:''' She's like- ''(Suzy Impression)'' "Yeah, they had this ''club''-" ''(Pauses)'' And then she rattled off ''all the names'', and she was like- ''(Continues)'' "They had this club where like, they would just like show each other their ''dicks'', not like, they wouldn't be ''flaccid'', they'd get like ''half-chub'', and ''helicopter their dicks around?''" I'm like, '''''[[TooMuchInformation SUZY!?!]]'''''\\
''[[{{Beat}} (Beat)]]''\\
''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny (Arin and Danny burst into raucous laughter)]]''
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* The RunningGag of [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows the Pop Up Windows.]]

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* The RunningGag of [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows [[Platform/MicrosoftWindows the Pop Up Windows.]]



* Eventually, the game freezes, leaving the grumps wondering if it's loading something or not, leading Arin to remove the disk from the UsefulNotes/PlayStation and clean it to see if it responds.

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* Eventually, the game freezes, leaving the grumps wondering if it's loading something or not, leading Arin to remove the disk from the UsefulNotes/PlayStation Platform/PlayStation and clean it to see if it responds.
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--> '''Dan:''' Yep, he'll never be a Benedict. ''[[GutturalGrowler You'll never be a Benedict, you don't have what it TAKES!]]''

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--> '''Dan:''' Yep, he'll never be a Benedict. ''[[GutturalGrowler You'll ''You'll never be a Benedict, you don't have what it TAKES!]]''TAKES!''

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* Dan falls asleep for two seconds and has a dream about being robbed by fish. [[WakingNonSequitur He wakes up and says]] "Thank God fish aren't into cash," then remembers he dreamt that and Arin has no idea what he's talking about.

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* Arin tries to explain the game's creator, Screaming Mad George (aka Joji Tani), settling on "the Rob Zombie of Japan".
* Dan falls asleep goes silent for two seconds and has a dream about being robbed by fish. moment, [[WakingNonSequitur He wakes up and then randomly says]] "Thank God fish aren't into cash," then remembers he dreamt that and Arin has no idea what cash." Then he's talking about.forced to explain himself as Arin laughs his ass off.
-->'''Dan''': Thank God fish aren't...into cash.\\
'''Arin''': ''(bewildered)'' Like they're stealing my cash?\\
'''Dan''': Yeah - well. All right. I'm gonna be honest with you...I fell asleep for a second there. I had a two-second dream that, like, fish were stealing stuff.

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** The breaking point is when, after a half an hour of nonsense and no plot progression, Arin screams at the game for ''something'' to happen: [[https://youtu.be/d74zLbcQ-Cc as seen here.]]


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* They get more and more annoyed about nothing happening and Arin notes that the game had very positive reviews on Steam, with Dan then wondering if they're missing something. The breaking point is when, after a half an hour of nonsense and no plot progression, Arin screams at the game for ''something'' to happen: [[https://youtu.be/z4A1uiac4PU?si=-KWg3RaLvnBCxhdH&t=2094 as seen here.]]
-->'''Santa:''' Pain is a cheap price to pay.\\
'''Arin:''' [[SuddenlyShouting JUST SOMETHING HAPPEN!!!]] ''(Dan laughs)'' I'm going insane!!\\
'''Santa:''' I've thought about it for an hour.\\
'''Dan:''' Yeah, me too!\\
'''Protag:''' And I was just rolling snowballs for the past hour. Any good ideas!?\\
'''Arin!Protag:''' I WOULD LOVE AN IDEA RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!\\
'''Santa:''' Mm... I did, but it's not the best of all ideas.\\
'''Arin!Protag:''' JUST SHARE IT!!!\\
'''Protag:''' WHAT IS IT!?\\
'''Santa:''' Why don't we could go on a strike and protest outside city hall?\\
'''Arin!Protag:''' WHAT!?!?! IT TOOK YOU THIRTY MINUTES TO GET TO THIS POINT!?!?! ''(Dan has a laughing fit)'' WE JUST FUTZED AROUND IN MY ROOM FOR TALKING ABOUT HOPES AND DREAMS AND SUDDENLY YOU WANT TO "STRIKE AND PROTEST OUTSIDE CITY HALL"?!?\\
'''Dan:''' I feel like I'm doing a LetsPlay with Creator/SamuelLJackson.
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[[folder:Bird Simulator]]
* Dan says that Arin's like NATO after getting involved in two other player's fight, then translates NATO into the "National Association of Things like Owls", causing them to laugh and Dan to admit he panicked.
* Arin and "britnoot" discover you can [[ItMakesSenseInContext fire poop while waiting to respawn]], leading to his and britnoot's scores to rapidly climb as they kill each other and other players rapidly, while dead.
* After "[=InkpenIncendiary=]" kills them, they shoot them out of the sky with their "anti-air poops" causing a laughing fit and them to say that it doesn't get any funnier than that, thanking the other players by name and ending the episode.
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* Dan asks Arin if this game is really an old EdutainmentGame or if it's a DisguisedHorrorStory. Arin reassures him that he's being sincere, [[Main/InstantlyProvenWrong and then the game shows Dan a screen explicity stating "Baldi's Basics Classic Remastered is a ''horror game'', and this is not entertainment software.]]

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* Dan asks Arin if this game is really an old EdutainmentGame or if it's a DisguisedHorrorStory. Arin reassures him that he's being sincere, [[Main/InstantlyProvenWrong and then the game shows Dan a screen explicity stating "Baldi's Basics Classic Remastered is a ''horror game'', horror game, and this is not entertainment software.]]"]]
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* Dan asks Arin if this game is really an old EdutainmentGame or if it's a DisguisedHorrorStory. Arin reassures him that he's being sincere, [[Main/InstantlyProvenWrong and then the game shows Dan a screen explicity stating "Baldi's Basics Classic Remastered is a ''horror game'', and this is not entertainment software.]]
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-->'''Danny:''' ''[in a staccato tone]'' I just discovered the GREATEST new Gatorade flavor. IT'S CALLED PAINT!\\

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-->'''Danny:''' ''[in a staccato tone]'' Arin, I just discovered tried the GREATEST new Gatorade flavor. IT'S CALLED PAINT!\\
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** Except for the third time he says it, which is entirely in his normal voice, and just to refer to Minnie Mouse as Mickey's bitch.
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* Arin almost immediately getting what Dan calls the "school sweats" when he has to point which state is where on the U.S. map. It only gets funnier when he pulls up a Europe map quiz where both of them get real stumped trying to find Andorra (a country that's about 30 km, i.e. 18.7 mi wide).
-->'''Arin''': There's so many places that aren't Andorra!

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* Arin almost immediately getting what Dan calls the "school sweats" when he has to point which state is where on the U.S. map. It only gets funnier when he pulls up a Europe map quiz where both of them get real stumped trying to find Andorra (a country microstate located on the France-Spain border that's about 30 km, i.e. 18.7 mi wide).
-->'''Arin''': [[CaptainObvious There's so many places that aren't Andorra!Andorra!]]
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[[folder:Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit]]
* Before the game begins, Arin asks Dan what he thinks the game is about. Dan's first guess is almost dead on, but his second guess is "maybe I need to find my coke dealer."
* The Grumps fail to realize that there's a button to advance the dialogue in the game at first, and the speed that it advances at on its own is ''very'' slow. This causes Arin and Danny to add a {{Beat}} between every line of dialogue; sometimes mid-sentence.
--> '''Arin!Tim''': Hey Al, I think I'm gonna try to find the missing...\\
''(A full three seconds of [[{{Beat}} awkward silence]])''\\
'''Arin!Tim''': ...tools again.
** The absolute funniest example of this is when the Grumps find the dialogue advance button by accidentally pressing it and skipping a part of Al's sentence.
---> '''Arin!Al''': Now Tim, calm down. The tools were probably...\\
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'''Dan!Tim''': [[DeadpanSnarker Sure, Al.]] ''(Arin and Dan laugh uncontrollably)''
* The game's health system is similar to that of Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog where the player needs to collect metal nuts that get dropped when Tim runs into an enemy. Naturally, the Grumps take full advantage of this.
--> '''Arin''': Your nuts are your health.
--> '''Dan''': [[DoubleEntendre Am I not safe unless I have a fresh pair of nuts?]]
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[[folder:Predator 2]]
* Dan explains the basic plot of the ''Franchise/{{Predator}}'' and then says it's a "[[RomanticComedy rom-com]]".
* With basically EverythingTryingToKillYou, Dan compares it to the scene in ''Film/HotShotsPartDeux'', where Topper fires a gun for so long that he has bullet casings up to his waist.
* After killing dozens of guys:
-->'''Dan:''' Well, all in a days work in the [=LAPD=]. My god! You've killed like 400 people!
* To get the ammo, you have to ''shoot'' the ammo.
* In the hotel, ''the staff all want to kill you''. They get a kick out of the fact that the waiters are re-skinned thugs from the first section wearing tuxedos.
* Arin kills several of the people pushing wheelchairs after one of them starts shooting at him. Dan says not to, then:
-->'''Dan:''' Oh my God, the guy pushing the wheelchair ''is'' shooting at you!\\
'''Arin:''' I know!\\
'''Dan:''' Oh my lord, what kind of a hotel is this!? This is the last time [[TakeThat I stay at a Red Roof Inn!]]
* After having to restart after a game over, they compare the game's franticness to being a "very loud drum and bass song all the time" when all you need is 10 seconds.
* After getting a game over:
-->'''Arin:''' I think I hit too many innocents or somethin'. That tracks.\\
'''Dan:''' "S" happens.\\
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'''Dan:''' That's like the worst thing you can say as an officer of the law. "You shot too many innocents!" "Eh, that does track..."
* Dan points out some 8-bit nudity that they should probably blur. Said nudity is 2 one-pixel nipples.
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* Arin decides Ronnie Gardocki looks like Charlie Day and does a shockingly good impression of him every time they see him.
* "Press X to retirement"

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-->'''Dan:''' Who's Creator/WaltonGoggins? Is he a [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings a hobbit?]]

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-->'''Dan:''' -->'''Arin:''' Who's Creator/WaltonGoggins? Creator/WaltonGoggins?!?\\
'''Dan''':
Is he a [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings a hobbit?]]


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* Arin reading the tutorial about not letting Vic's "heat" get too high from dirty cop behavior.
-->'''Arin''': "The higher Vic's heat is..." the more likely he'll attract a mate.
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* "I hate that she's hot."

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* [[CuteMonsterGirl "I hate that she's hot.""]]



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* The entirety of them riffing on the opening movie is comedy gold.

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* The entirety of them riffing on the opening movie is comedy gold. For example: the corrupt cops from the show standing around a table absolutely covered in cash? "Mom gave us too much allowance!"



* When Arin takes too long to shoot Margos, Margos simply picks up the gun and kills him.
* After thoroughly mocking the opening:

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* When Arin takes too long to shoot Margos, even pushing the "punch" button instead of the "shoot" trigger, Margos simply picks up the gun and kills him.
* After thoroughly mocking the opening:opening in which Vic kills Margos, plants a gun on him, and calls in "an officer involved shooting" just before "Just Another Day" from ''The Shield'' plays:
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* The entirety of them riffing on the opening movie is comedy gold.
* They think the opening segment of the game is their own house and they're punching holes in their own walls and kicking in their own doors.
* Credits randomly play in the opening segment, which cracks them up.
-->'''Dan:''' Who's Creator/WaltonGoggins? Is he a [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings a hobbit?]]
* Arin and Dan joke that Goma and Margos are [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda enemies]].
* When Arin takes too long to shoot Margos, Margos simply picks up the gun and kills him.
* After thoroughly mocking the opening:
-->'''Dan:''' I feel like that was meant to be a lot more badass than we made it out to be.
* They keep lamenting their inability to go outside in the game.
* When some Mexican gangsters are talking and say "ese", they joke that it's an essay for school tomorrow.
* Vic kicks the back door of a gangster's place and it does nothing and then Arin has him try the knob, which works and causes them to crack up. Dan compares it to the scene in ''Film/TheNakedGun'' where Nordberg tries to kicks open the door, but just kicks a hole in it, causing the gangsters behind the door to pull all their guns.
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* Arin and Dan get a kick out of the message on the main menu screen asking for bug reports "and your ideas".
* "I hate that she's hot."
* At one point Arin gets too close to a door while hiding from the vampire woman and gets her attention, prompting a visceral shout of "You stupid bastard!" from Dan.
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-->'''Arin:''' WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!\\

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