History Funny / GameGrumpsArinAndDanny2

*** And according to the comments, ''THAT'S THE PLOT!''

* Arin pretends not to understand [[YourCheatingHeart relationship boundaries]] in Part 3:

* [[http://youtu.be/0JuBNxncmck?t=1m25s Hi. I see the murderers.]]
* [[NoIndoorVoice Let's]] [[http://youtu.be/0JuBNxncmck?t=3m24s begin!]]

* [[http://youtu.be/rg6_QsxEx8o?t=5m The third operation becomes]] SeriousBusiness.

-->'''Danny''': There is no alive or dead. There are only people who ''will'' or ''won't'' be bothering Ivan again.

-->'''Dan''': ''(suddenly laughs)'' [[DelayedReaction Ju-what the fuck?]] They were like "We're flying over Panamanian airspace!" and you're like, "Panama GOT IT!" and just like, [[DestinationDefenestration out the window!]]

* Danny spends half of Episode 2 cleaning gunk out of the shoes of his horse.
-->'''Danny:''' [[SarcasmMode Boy this is one of the most intense games I have ever played.]]

'''Arin:''' Kind of jerky? [laughing] That�s what you buy at a truck stop.\\

--> '''Arin:''' It’s WHAPPIN� TIME!!

---> '''Arin:''' He�s goin� on a whap date.

* In Part 38 they finally get to Carlito�s hideout.

** how the tarantula reels back to slap her opponents with her legs.

** The joke culminates in [[https://youtu.be/JBvEBPiMshc?t=7m48s Episode 3]] with them rewriting the lyrics of the Village People's �Y.M.C.A.� in the accent of said religious leader.
--->'''Danny:''' Young man, there�s no need to feel sass. I said young man, stick your hand in my ass. I said young man�\\

'''Danny:''' Eat da poopoo! It�s a sickness you see!\\

'''Arin:''' In YMCA! We do not want it in the�

--->'''Danny:''' It�s a sickness in the [singing] Y-M-C-A!

--> the second, anchor-wielding fishman attacks

-->'''Danny:''' OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT!?!
*** "It looks like a bird that wants to be an opera singer, and also... mutated, horribly."

* In part 96, another pointless in-game comment appears when Arin [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpSI8dvkEys&feature=youtu.be&t=2m33s checks the photo in Blaine's room at Cinnabar Gym. At first, he giggles because it mentions "Mr. Fuji", misreading it as "[[CallBack Mt. Fuji]]" before Danny corrects him. Then they both go into hysterics over the excessively [[FlavorText detailed and embellished description]] of the photo, which is nothing but a cluster of tiny, chunky, and ''painfully'' incoherent pixels from the Grumps's perspective.

* [[https://youtu.be/sZUU7HrLank?t=107 Danny and Arin riffing on the tutorial for the game.]] [[https://youtu.be/jQJOpEE6pWU Also available in fresh new animated flavour!]]

'''Jean:''' Stop by this camera to develop any photograph you take.\\

'''Danny:''' I feel like I'm at the showcase showdown of The Price is Right. "And...A new car!"\\

'''Jean:''' There is also the dive log, which records your progress. As well as the notebook to write down information, places you've been and other...well...''notes!''\\

'''Jean:''' And last but not least, we have your collection. It's a nice record of all the items and coins you've salvaged.\\

'''Jean:''' And head inside the cabin to rest for a while and ''advance time'' if you need to!\\

* The first five minutes of Part 75 are a sight to behold. Arin scales up a tower to perform a plunging attack on an Ancient Wyvern, [[LetsGetDangerous skillfully killing and evading every enemy on the way up without dying]]. He finally reaches the top, [[https://youtu.be/5mS8-69cyio?t=4m40s performs the plunging attack...]]and [[ShaggyDogStory misses completely. His character dies from the [[FallingDamage fall damage]].

* The first five minutes of Part 75 are a sight to behold. Arin scales up a tower to perform a plunging attack on an Ancient Wyvern, [[LetsGetDangerous skillfully killing and evading every enemy on the way up without dying]]. He finally reaches the top, [[https://youtu.be/5mS8-69cyio?t=4m40s performs the plunging attack...]]and [[ShaggyDogStory misses completely. His character dies from the [[FallingDamage fall damage]].]]

* In Part 2 the game's characters present some[[https://youtu.be/KvixOhQFCkw?t=5m40s questionable ideas]] about horses' capacity to self-heal.

[Arin giggles like a demon-possessed dolphin]

-->'''Grant:''' Now get a move on. Sarah�s waiting for you at the paddock. Cross over the arch near the well. Go down the slope. And you'll see Sarah and Liam standing in front of the paddock, with the horses behind them.

-->'''Arin:''' "The chicken will meander to the left� and then back to the right."
* In Part 2 the game's characters present some�[[https://youtu.be/KvixOhQFCkw?t=5m40s questionable ideas]] about horses' capacity to self-heal.

'''Danny:''' No, that�s the stupidest shit I�ve ever heard! Are you kidding me? What�re they�? They don�t even have hands! The fuck are they gonna�?\\
'''Arin:''' Oh look at me, a horse first-aid kit! [weird nasal grunt] I�m just gonna put a horse Band-Aid on it!\\
'''Danny:''' [as Liam] �You know, horses can perform minor surgery�! Fucking, this dumb broad��\\
'''Sarah:''' They also rely on their incredible healing powers�\\

* The [[https://youtu.be/8V-28d_5_sk?t=3m50s entire conversation]] with [[CloudCuckoolander Mr. Haussman]], especially Danny and Arin�s [[https://youtu.be/8V-28d_5_sk?t=6m list of reasons]] to dislike Carla van Guinness.
-->'''Lily:''' But� But� She beats her horses, she�s arrogant, she�s a real pain�\\
'''Danny:''' I don�t like her hair, she smells weird, her vag is tight�\\
'''Haussman:''' I know that you�ve had your differences in the past, and that her training methods are particularly brutal�\\

'''Danny:''' She�s purple! She doesn�t like the Smurfs! She swims funny!\\
'''Arin:''' She�s [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking not a fan of the fourth Chipmunks movie]]!

* [[https://youtu.be/_3xlGEvQqVQ?t=8m57s Also in Part 2]], a tangent on UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush�s infamous �axis of evil� speech leads to this exchange:
-->'''Arin:''' I need to get all my shit back. But I ''don�t'' wanna deal with that fucking guy, so� I�m gonna like sneeeak�\\

'''Arin:''' It�s Kind of Jerky! [Dan laughs] �S not quite meat. It�s mostly preservatives, but it�s ''kinda'' jerky.\\
'''Danny:''' I�ll buy some synthetic marijuana and Kind of Jerky�, please.

* Episode 7: Ironic hilarity ensues when [[https://youtu.be/X8iL4Vo8jmE?t=7m4s Arin points out]] he never finished high school� and then can�t remember the word �sophomore�.
-->'''Danny:''' �I had already completed my 2[[superscript:th]] year of high school!�\\

[they both cackle]

-->'''Danny:''' It�s just--People are mad at each other. It�s been going on for a long, long time. �And that�s it.\\

'''Arin:''' Just �You�re not me! WHOOAAAA--� [they both crack up]

-->'''Danny:''' It�s fun. I mean they definitely like, want you to do it, �cuz they just made it so [[AntiFrustrationFeatures easy]] and [[TheJoysofTorturingMooks fun]]. ''([[YourHeadASplode crushes an imp�s head into pudding]] and [[PsychopathicManchild gives a childlike giggle]])'' Yay!

'''Arin:''' Does it really count as cheating� if it’s in the butt. [Dan guffaws] �Cuz it�s [[LoopholeAbuse not actually intercourse]].\\

'''Arin:''' It�s like uh� it�s like� outercourse?\\
'''Danny:''' It�s not ''outer''course, you�re in the--you�re in the butt.\\
'''Arin:''' Enhhh�\\

'''Danny:''' I know. That�s really, that�s really grey area.\\
'''Arin:''' Define �flirting�.\\

-->'''Arin''': No, I haven't lost, because I haven't quit playing yet.
-->'''Dan''': Oh yeah, ''that's'' healthy.\\

-->'''Youtube commenter:''' [[RunningGag Wolfjob]] wasn't enough for Dan. He had to upgrade that shit to SHARKJOB.

* Every time someone mentions Jean-Eric�s dead son Matthias, you can count on Danny or Arin to say some variation of �Thanks for bringing that up� in the character�s voice.

'''Arin:''' There�s four dudes here, and one dude who had a '''''[[GroinAttack major]]''''' accident!\\

'''Danny:''' It's a nice record of all the shit you've stolen. Don't touch my OJ! I swear to christ if that ends up in your collection, you are dead!\\

-->'''Danny:''' What is going on with my search history."

** The Grumps crack up at the cutscene with the Grandfather of All Cosmos pulling a thumbs up ''[[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay Terminator 2]]''-style, then passing out, which they mistake as him dying before it's revealeod he just fell asleep.

--->'''Arin:''' BATTLE KID, FUCK YOU! SIVAK GAMES, GO SUCK MY GODDAMN DENSE CHODE! YOU PIECE OF HAIRY ''GARBAGE!'' ''I�LL FUCKING KILL YOUR WHOLE '''FAMILY!'''''

--> *Arin [[Main/HolyShitQuotient gets a zombie kill bonus]]*

--> '''Arin:''' I knew a guy named Jesus. I asked him, "Hey, isn't your name pronounced Jesús?" And he said, "No! My mom is very religious!" And I said, "Wouldn't that have PREVENTED you from having the name Jesus?!" And he said— ''(Battle Kid dies)'' ''FUCK!''

--->'''Arin:''' BATTLE KID, FUCK YOU! SIVAK GAMES, GO SUCK MY GODDAMN DENSE CHODE! YOU PIECE OF HAIRY ''GARBAGE!'' ''I’LL FUCKING KILL YOUR WHOLE '''FAMILY!'''''

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** That one was clearly a stab at all the people riffing Arin for relying on Beedrill (to his credit his favorite Pokémon, as evidenced by [[https://twitter.com/egoraptor/status/520603133760663554 his reaction to its Mega Evolution announcement]]), which he had earlier expressed sarcasm and annoyance at.
* 6min into part 82 has Arin imagining a really hardcore military style raid on underground Pokémon battles.

** The joke culminates in [[https://youtu.be/JBvEBPiMshc?t=7m48s Episode 3]] with them rewriting the lyrics of the Village People's “Y.M.C.A.” in the accent of said religious leader.
--->'''Danny:''' Young man, there’s no need to feel sass. I said young man, stick your hand in my ass. I said young man…\\

'''Danny:''' Eat da poopoo! It’s a sickness you see!\\

'''Arin:''' In YMCA! We do not want it in the…

--->'''Danny:''' It’s a sickness in the [singing] Y-M-C-A!

* The end of part 68 has them return to the Hunter's Dream to find [[spoiler: the Workshop covered in flames]] and the Plain Doll just standing there. They are utterly flabbergasted.

-->'''Dan:''' She's just like "Good hunter, [[spoiler: the house is on fire]]". Wow, she's just not even gonna mention it.

* The Finale. They went out of their way to get the items to unlock the 'good' ending, finally defeat the final boss, [[spoiler:and then realize that Arin didn't USE the items to get the ending, making all that extra effort pointless.]]
* And after that realization, Arin planning to do it again right with a tone of nervousness that bounces between having to refight the final boss and whether or not it's even possible to have a rematch. [[spoiler: It's not.]]

* The end of [[https://youtu.be/IqXa8mY20mc episode 101]]. After narrowly escaping a giant fishman by climbing down a ladder, Arin heals up and ends the episode... [[spoiler:and is immediately attacked by another giant fishman.]]

-->[[spoiler: the second, anchor-wielding fishman attacks]]

--> '''Arin:''' It’s WHAPPIN’ TIME!!

---> '''Arin:''' He’s goin’ on a whap date.

* In Part 38 they finally get to Carlito’s hideout.

* Every time someone mentions Jean-Eric’s dead son Matthias, you can count on Danny or Arin to say some variation of “Thanks for bringing that up” in the character’s voice.

'''Arin:''' There’s four dudes here, and one dude who had a '''''[[GroinAttack major]]''''' accident!\\

* [[AccidentalInnuendo "Get up on Altaï."]]
* "[[https://youtu.be/C8pCm2ZhrLE?t=8m11s Here's the water]]. [[BehindTheBlack Where the fuck is Altaï?!]]"

-->'''Grant:''' Now get a move on. Sarah’s waiting for you at the paddock. Cross over the arch near the well. Go down the slope. And you'll see Sarah and Liam standing in front of the paddock, with the horses behind them.

-->'''Arin:''' "The chicken will meander to the left… and then back to the right."
* In Part 2 the game's characters present some…[[https://youtu.be/KvixOhQFCkw?t=5m40s questionable ideas]] about horses' capacity to self-heal.

'''Danny:''' No, that’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard! Are you kidding me? What’re they—? They don’t even have hands! The fuck are they gonna—?\\
'''Arin:''' Oh look at me, a horse first-aid kit! [weird nasal grunt] I’m just gonna put a horse Band-Aid on it!\\
'''Danny:''' [as Liam] “You know, horses can perform minor surgery—! Fucking, this dumb broad…”\\
'''Sarah:''' They also rely on their incredible healing powers…\\

* The [[https://youtu.be/8V-28d_5_sk?t=3m50s entire conversation]] with [[CloudCuckoolander Mr. Haussman]], especially Danny and Arin’s [[https://youtu.be/8V-28d_5_sk?t=6m list of reasons]] to dislike Carla van Guinness.
-->'''Lily:''' But… But… She beats her horses, she’s arrogant, she’s a real pain…\\
'''Danny:''' I don’t like her hair, she smells weird, her vag is tight…\\
'''Haussman:''' I know that you’ve had your differences in the past, and that her training methods are particularly brutal…\\

'''Danny:''' She’s purple! She doesn’t like the Smurfs! She swims funny!\\
'''Arin:''' She’s [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking not a fan of the fourth Chipmunks movie]]!

* [[https://youtu.be/_3xlGEvQqVQ?t=8m57s Also in Part 2]], a tangent on UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush’s infamous “axis of evil” speech leads to this exchange:
-->'''Arin:''' I need to get all my shit back. But I ''don’t'' wanna deal with that fucking guy, so… I’m gonna like sneeeak—\\

'''Arin:''' Kind of jerky? [laughing] That’s what you buy at a truck stop.\\

'''Arin:''' It’s Kind of Jerky! [Dan laughs] ‘S not quite meat. It’s mostly preservatives, but it’s ''kinda'' jerky.\\
'''Danny:''' I’ll buy some synthetic marijuana and Kind of Jerky™, please.

* Episode 7: Ironic hilarity ensues when [[https://youtu.be/X8iL4Vo8jmE?t=7m4s Arin points out]] he never finished high school… and then can’t remember the word “sophomore”.
-->'''Danny:''' “I had already completed my 2[[superscript:th]] year of high school!”\\

-->'''Danny:''' It’s just--People are mad at each other. It’s been going on for a long, long time. …And that’s it.\\

'''Arin:''' Just “You’re not me! WHOOAAAA--” [they both crack up]

* The first five minutes of Part 75 are a sight to behold. Arin scales up a tower to perform a plunging attack on an Ancient Wyvern, [[LetsGetDangerous skillfully killing and evading every enemy on the way up without dying]]. He finally reaches the top, [[https://youtu.be/5mS8-69cyio?t=4m40s performs the plunging attack...]][[spoiler:and [[ShaggyDogStory misses completely]]. His character dies from the [[FallingDamage fall damage]].]]

-->'''Danny:''' It’s fun. I mean they definitely like, want you to do it, ‘cuz they just made it so [[AntiFrustrationFeatures easy]] and [[TheJoysofTorturingMooks fun]]. ''([[YourHeadASplode crushes an imp’s head into pudding]] and [[PsychopathicManchild gives a childlike giggle]])'' Yay!

'''Arin:''' Does it really count as cheating… if it’s in the butt. [Dan guffaws] ‘Cuz it’s [[LoopholeAbuse not actually intercourse]].\\

'''Arin:''' It’s like uh… it’s like… outercourse?\\
'''Danny:''' It’s not ''outer''course, you’re in the--you’re in the butt.\\
'''Arin:''' Enhhh…\\

'''Danny:''' I know. That’s really, that’s really grey area.\\
'''Arin:''' Define “flirting”.\\

* Also from Part 3: [[https://youtu.be/9Fq3RkJDj80?t=11m27s Arin plays roulette.]] He keeps putting his bets on and around 23 Red. {{Hilarity Ensues}}. Arguably, the best part is at the end where [[spoiler: it pays off BIG TIME.]]

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* In Episode 118, the Grumps finally defeat the Elite Four and get to face their final challenge: Champion Claarff. After a back and forth match, Arin comes down to his last Pokémon, Bundt, who's at half health and is facing Claarff's last Pokémon, Alakazam. Arin decides to use Pursuit against the Psychic Type. While Bundt is faster and manages to land two Pursuits in a row, Alakazam hangs on with a scrap of health and finishes off Bundt with Psychic, unleashing a ''massive'' [[ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bomb]] from Arin. Arin then looks up if he chose the correct attack, and discovers if he had chosen Twineedle, they would've instead been strolling into the Hall of Fame instead of the [[IncrediblyLamePun Hall of Shame.]]

* "I am a strong, independent [[spoiler:nutsack who don't need no balls!]]"

* [[http://youtu.be/tUS7vDDP3dQ?t=7m40s Part 11]] has [[EarWorm Dan & Arin sing a nasty tune.]]

* [[https://youtu.be/5Rmyg8AkVdU "I'm gonna jizz on]] [[EarWorm you, you, you, you, you, yeah!"]]