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* Part 7 has another chase sequence and neither take it very well.
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--->'''Arin:''' Gimme some money bitch.
--->'''Danny:''' Please lose a turn..
--->'''Arin:''' Uh, no way.
--->'''Danny:''' Lose a turn..
--->'''Arin:''' There's no way [[TemptingFate I could possibly do that..]] [[spoiler:*BANKRUPT*]]
--->'''Danny:''' Is this wheel weighted?!
* Straight after Arin's Bankrupt, Danny spins the wheel.. and the exact moment he lands on "Lose A Turn", he lets out this amazing high pitch scream of pure rage. Arin proceeds to lose it completely.
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* Danny offering Hayley Westenra the opportunity to sing a song about [[CrackShip Kraid fucking Samus]]. Arin pipes in that it could "re-jump start the career."
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* The ending to part 6 where an accidental slip up from Danny of saying "steel injury" instead of "steel industry" leads to Arin acting out a pretend steel injury, and Danny [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] how he can never get away with any slip ups on the show. Could also be seen as an unintentional AuthorsSavingThrow since just a minute earlier Arin was going on another NostalgiaFilter rant about "new Mario", something certain groups of Grump fans are seeing as getting annoying (YMMV of course).

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* The ending to part 6 where an accidental slip up from Danny of saying "steel injury" instead of "steel industry" leads to Arin acting out a pretend steel injury, and Danny [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] how he can never get away with any slip ups on the show. Could also be seen as an unintentional AuthorsSavingThrow since just a minute earlier Arin was going on another NostalgiaFilter rant about "new Mario", something certain groups of Grump fans are seeing as getting annoying (YMMV of course).
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--> '''Dan:''' [after getting a star] Wha? oh hey! *Tyson pummels Dan* OH NO! I-I PISSED HIM OFF!
--> '''Arin:''' *laughing*
--> '''Dan:''' HE'S ANGRY NOW! he's like *Mike Tyson voice* "I was just trying to get the sweat out of my eyes"
--> *Dan and Arin laugh uncontrollably as Little Mac goes down in a TKO*

to:

--> '''Dan:''' -->'''Dan:''' [after getting a star] Wha? oh hey! *Tyson pummels Dan* OH NO! I-I PISSED HIM OFF!
-->
OFF!\\
'''Arin:''' *laughing*
-->
*laughing*\\
'''Dan:''' HE'S ANGRY NOW! he's like *Mike Tyson voice* "I was just trying to get the sweat out of my eyes"
-->
eyes"\\
*Dan and Arin laugh uncontrollably as Little Mac goes down in a TKO*



--> '''Dan''': (Mike Tyson impersonation) Can I wink at em'? Can I wink at da playa? Cause, I mean, I always wanted to do dat, but I'm too scared...

to:

--> '''Dan''': -->'''Dan''': (Mike Tyson impersonation) Can I wink at em'? Can I wink at da playa? Cause, I mean, I always wanted to do dat, but I'm too scared...



--> '''Danny''': "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who could open this??]]"

to:

--> '''Danny''': -->'''Danny''': "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who could open this??]]"



--> "Hold on, I see some mines! I'll get them!"

to:

--> "Hold -->"Hold on, I see some mines! I'll get them!"



--> Dan: ''(Nasty as hell loogie sounds)''

to:

--> Dan: -->'''Dan:''' ''(Nasty as hell loogie sounds)''



-->'''Danny's dad turns down radio.'''
-->'''Dad''': 'Ey, Dan, do you know about... the sex?
-->'''Dan''': Yeah, I know.
-->'''Dad''': Okay!
-->'''He turns the radio back up.'''

to:

-->'''Danny's dad turns down radio.'''
-->'''Dad''':
'''\\
'''Dad''':
'Ey, Dan, do you know about... the sex?
-->'''Dan''':
sex?\\
'''Dan''':
Yeah, I know.
-->'''Dad''': Okay!
-->'''He
know.\\
'''Dad''': Okay!\\
'''He
turns the radio back up.'''



--->'''Danny:''' Next time on Steam Train!
--->'''Arin:''' This is Game Grumps.
--->'''Danny:''' Oh, wait! '''FUCK!'''

to:

--->'''Danny:''' -->'''Danny:''' Next time on Steam Train!
--->'''Arin:'''
Train!\\
'''Arin:'''
This is Game Grumps.
--->'''Danny:'''
Grumps.\\
'''Danny:'''
Oh, wait! '''FUCK!'''



---> '''Dan:''' You made some great eggs this morning...that makes it sound like we slept together last night.

to:

---> '''Dan:''' -->'''Dan:''' You made some great eggs this morning...that makes it sound like we slept together last night.



--->'''Danny:''' I call this one ''Close Your Legs, You Whore,'' I mean, ''Sleeping Giant Snores.''

to:

--->'''Danny:''' -->'''Danny:''' I call this one ''Close Your Legs, You Whore,'' I mean, ''Sleeping Giant Snores.''



-->'''Fluff:''' *Gets so close to Kirby that they're inside each other* Yo this one time-
-->'''Kirby:''' You're a little close.
-->'''Fluff:''' Keep it a secret.
-->'''Kirby:''' Little close.
-->'''Fluff:''' *Walks away so little that they're still touching* Good?
-->'''Kirby:''' Still pretty close.
-->'''Fluff:''' *Walks only a tiny bit away* Yeah?
-->'''Kirby:''' Like, 40 more feet.
-->'''Fluff:''' *Walks to the other edge of the screen* Yo!
-->'''Kirby:''' What?
-->'''Fluff:''' Yoo!
-->'''Kirby:''' *{{Beat}}* What?
-->'''Fluff:''' I don't think he can hear me. I don't think you can hear me!
-->'''Kirby:''' *{{Beat}}* What?
-->'''Fluff:''' Imma come closer! *Both walk so close they're inside each other again* Alright imma tell you a secret.
-->'''Kirby:''' You're a little close.

to:

-->'''Fluff:''' *Gets so close to Kirby that they're inside each other* Yo this one time-
-->'''Kirby:'''
time-\\
'''Kirby:'''
You're a little close.
-->'''Fluff:'''
close.\\
'''Fluff:'''
Keep it a secret.
-->'''Kirby:'''
secret.\\
'''Kirby:'''
Little close.
-->'''Fluff:'''
close.\\
'''Fluff:'''
*Walks away so little that they're still touching* Good?
-->'''Kirby:'''
Good?\\
'''Kirby:'''
Still pretty close.
-->'''Fluff:'''
close.\\
'''Fluff:'''
*Walks only a tiny bit away* Yeah?
-->'''Kirby:'''
Yeah?\\
'''Kirby:'''
Like, 40 more feet.
-->'''Fluff:'''
feet.\\
'''Fluff:'''
*Walks to the other edge of the screen* Yo!
-->'''Kirby:''' What?
-->'''Fluff:''' Yoo!
-->'''Kirby:'''
Yo!\\
'''Kirby:''' What?\\
'''Fluff:''' Yoo!\\
'''Kirby:'''
*{{Beat}}* What?
-->'''Fluff:'''
What?\\
'''Fluff:'''
I don't think he can hear me. I don't think you can hear me!
-->'''Kirby:'''
me!\\
'''Kirby:'''
*{{Beat}}* What?
-->'''Fluff:'''
What?\\
'''Fluff:'''
Imma come closer! *Both walk so close they're inside each other again* Alright imma tell you a secret.
-->'''Kirby:'''
secret.\\
'''Kirby:'''
You're a little close.



--> '''Dan''': Welcome to our happy island. (shouting) Hey! Pussy-lips! Go fuck yourself.

to:

--> '''Dan''': -->'''Dan''': Welcome to our happy island. (shouting) Hey! Pussy-lips! Go fuck yourself.



--> '''Arin:''' What the ''fuck?''\\

to:

--> '''Arin:''' -->'''Arin:''' What the ''fuck?''\\



-->'''Arin:''' (calling) Do you need help?
-->'''Danny:''' (also calling) I'll call a fireman!
-->'''Arin:''' Do you need...? Hold on, I'll get help!
-->'''Danny:''' Do you need water?
-->'''Arin:''' I'll use my [[IdiotBall water jetpack]] to get help!

to:

-->'''Arin:''' (calling) Do you need help?
-->'''Danny:'''
help?\\
'''Danny:'''
(also calling) I'll call a fireman!
-->'''Arin:'''
fireman!\\
'''Arin:'''
Do you need...? Hold on, I'll get help!
-->'''Danny:'''
help!\\
'''Danny:'''
Do you need water?
-->'''Arin:'''
water?\\
'''Arin:'''
I'll use my [[IdiotBall water jetpack]] to get help!



-->'''Danny:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Every Yoshi egg is spotted!]] HUH-UUUUUUH....uuuhh...mmmm...uh...can we start this episode over?
-->*cue a super-fast version of 'AND WE'RE THE GAME GRUMPS!'*
-->'''Arin:''' Welcome back to Game Grumps! Dan, say something funny!
-->'''Danny:''' Yoshi eggs are spo-[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]!

to:

-->'''Danny:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Every Yoshi egg is spotted!]] HUH-UUUUUUH....uuuhh...mmmm...uh...can we start this episode over?
-->*cue
over?\\
''*cue
a super-fast version of 'AND WE'RE THE GAME GRUMPS!'*
-->'''Arin:'''
GRUMPS!'*''\\
'''Arin:'''
Welcome back to Game Grumps! Dan, say something funny!
-->'''Danny:'''
funny!\\
'''Danny:'''
Yoshi eggs are spo-[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]!



--->'''Danny:''' Have you ever tried to fuckin' eat a pineapple forty times the size of your own body, like Yoshi just did? It leads to terrible things.
--->'''Arin:''' Can you speak from experience?
--->'''Danny:''' Uhhhhhhhmmmm maaaaaybeeee...
--->'''Arin:''' Cos I certainly can't. I've tried to eat a dick for-ooooh wait...
--->'''Danny:''' Wait, we should start this episode over.
--->[[RunningGag *super fast intro sequence*]]
--->'''Arin:''' Welcome back to Game Grumps!
--->'''Danny:''' Hey Arin, ever tried to eat a dick?
--->'''Arin:''' Yes-DAMNIT!
--->'''Danny:''' FUCK!

to:

--->'''Danny:''' Have you ever tried to fuckin' eat a pineapple forty times the size of your own body, like Yoshi just did? It leads to terrible things.
--->'''Arin:'''
things.\\
'''Arin:'''
Can you speak from experience?
--->'''Danny:'''
experience?\\
'''Danny:'''
Uhhhhhhhmmmm maaaaaybeeee...
--->'''Arin:'''
maaaaaybeeee...\\
'''Arin:'''
Cos I certainly can't. I've tried to eat a dick for-ooooh wait...
--->'''Danny:'''
wait...\\
'''Danny:'''
Wait, we should start this episode over.
--->[[RunningGag
over.\\
''[[RunningGag
*super fast intro sequence*]]
--->'''Arin:'''
sequence*]]''\\
'''Arin:'''
Welcome back to Game Grumps!
--->'''Danny:'''
Grumps!\\
'''Danny:'''
Hey Arin, ever tried to eat a dick?
--->'''Arin:''' Yes-DAMNIT!
--->'''Danny:'''
dick?\\
'''Arin:''' Yes-DAMNIT!\\
'''Danny:'''
FUCK!



-->'''Danny''': This is a dangerous library...
-->'''Arin''': Isn't it...
-->'''Danny''': I hope you've familiarized yourself with the Dewey [=DEATHimal=] system!
-->'''Arin''': Reading is [=funDEADmental=]!

to:

-->'''Danny''': This is a dangerous library...
-->'''Arin''':
library...\\
'''Arin''':
Isn't it...
-->'''Danny''':
it...\\
'''Danny''':
I hope you've familiarized yourself with the Dewey [=DEATHimal=] system!
-->'''Arin''':
system!\\
'''Arin''':
Reading is [=funDEADmental=]!



-->'''Arin''': MOM! WHEN YOU EAT YOUR FUCKING PRUNE BRAN EVERY DAY WHO DO YOU THINK DREW THE LOGO? NOT A FUCKING SCIENTIST!
-->'''Danny''': I love my prune bran.

to:

-->'''Arin''': MOM! WHEN YOU EAT YOUR FUCKING PRUNE BRAN EVERY DAY WHO DO YOU THINK DREW THE LOGO? NOT A FUCKING SCIENTIST!
-->'''Danny''':
SCIENTIST!\\
'''Danny''':
I love my prune bran.



-->'''Bill Nye''': Bill Nye here.
-->'''Arin''': Hey Bill, um I was wondering, do you have a sec?
-->'''Bill Nye''': I told you never to call me here again.
-->'''Arin''': All right, hey, does molasses go fast on a summer Sunday?
-->'''Bill Nye''': I'm gonna call the police.
-->'''Arin''': How could you? You're already on the phone with me.
--> ''(beat)''
-->'''Bill Nye''': ...Looks like you're the Science Guy now.

to:

-->'''Bill Nye''': Bill Nye here.
-->'''Arin''':
here.\\
'''Arin''':
Hey Bill, um I was wondering, do you have a sec?
-->'''Bill
sec?\\
'''Bill
Nye''': I told you never to call me here again.
-->'''Arin''':
again.\\
'''Arin''':
All right, hey, does molasses go fast on a summer Sunday?
-->'''Bill
Sunday?\\
'''Bill
Nye''': I'm gonna call the police.
-->'''Arin''':
police.\\
'''Arin''':
How could you? You're already on the phone with me.
--> ''(beat)''
-->'''Bill
me.\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Bill
Nye''': ...Looks like you're the Science Guy now.



-->'''Enemy''': You want an eyeball?
-->'''Sky''': No!
-->'''Enemy''': How about an eyeball?
-->'''Sky''': NO!
-->'''Enemy''': You like this eyeball?
-->'''Sky''': ''*exasperated sigh*''

to:

-->'''Enemy''': You want an eyeball?
-->'''Sky''': No!
-->'''Enemy''':
eyeball?\\
'''Sky''': No!\\
'''Enemy''':
How about an eyeball?
-->'''Sky''': NO!
-->'''Enemy''':
eyeball?\\
'''Sky''': NO!\\
'''Enemy''':
You like this eyeball?
-->'''Sky''':
eyeball?\\
'''Sky''':
''*exasperated sigh*''



-->'''Old Man:''' What are you doing in my basement? Get outta here!
-->'''Old Man:''' I've got something to say to you. Mycaruba.

to:

-->'''Old Man:''' What are you doing in my basement? Get outta here!
-->'''Old
here!\\
'''Old
Man:''' I've got something to say to you. Mycaruba.



-->'''Sky''': ''So, am I ready now to defeat Ashura?''
-->'''Old Man''': ''I don't know, are you?''
-->''*Danny and Arin burst out laughing*''

to:

-->'''Sky''': ''So, am I ready now to defeat Ashura?''
-->'''Old
Ashura?''\\
'''Old
Man''': ''I don't know, are you?''
-->''*Danny
you?''\\
''*Danny
and Arin burst out laughing*''



--> '''Arin:''' (Singing in a CampGay voice) I'm a pretty princess! I love it! I love purple all everywheres! Yay!

to:

--> '''Arin:''' -->'''Arin:''' (Singing in a CampGay voice) I'm a pretty princess! I love it! I love purple all everywheres! Yay!



-->'''Arin''': "You're BANISHED from Potos Village!"
-->'''Arin (very close to the mic)''': Get out of here. ''Before I smack Dabutt.''

to:

-->'''Arin''': "You're BANISHED from Potos Village!"
-->'''Arin
Village!"\\
'''Arin
(very close to the mic)''': Get out of here. ''Before I smack Dabutt.''



-->'''Danny''': ""Don't get hurt!" I won't! Guy who's shooting me out of a cannon..."
-->'''*both laugh*'''
-->'''Arin''': "Welcome to the International Cannon Service! We shoot you out of a cannon and get you to where you want to go! Are you ready?!"

to:

-->'''Danny''': ""Don't get hurt!" I won't! Guy who's shooting me out of a cannon..."
-->'''*both laugh*'''
-->'''Arin''':
"\\
'''*both laugh*'''\\
'''Arin''':
"Welcome to the International Cannon Service! We shoot you out of a cannon and get you to where you want to go! Are you ready?!"



-->'''Arin''': You got a thousand points. What are you gonna use it on?
--> '''Danny''': Drugs!

to:

-->'''Arin''': You got a thousand points. What are you gonna use it on?
-->
on?\\
'''Danny''': Drugs!



-->'''Arin''' : Next time on Game Grumps...the whole episode will be IN ESPANOL!
-->'''Danny''': Donde estan mis pantalones?!

to:

-->'''Arin''' : Next time on Game Grumps...the whole episode will be IN ESPANOL!
-->'''Danny''':
ESPANOL!\\
'''Danny''':
Donde estan mis pantalones?!



-->'''Arin:''' You're on level 6 and you have 9 lives left. [[HehHehYouSaidX 69?]]
-->(Laughter, while Barry does a spiraling zoom on the offending number)
-->'''Arin:''' [[MoodWhiplash Have you ever stabbed yourself in the neck?]]

to:

-->'''Arin:''' You're on level 6 and you have 9 lives left. [[HehHehYouSaidX 69?]]
-->(Laughter,
69?]]\\
(Laughter,
while Barry does a spiraling zoom on the offending number)
-->'''Arin:'''
number)\\
'''Arin:'''
[[MoodWhiplash Have you ever stabbed yourself in the neck?]]



-->'''Danny:''' YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?
-->'''Arin:''' (While laughing) I figured I'd at least give it a shot!
-->'''Danny:''' Ugh...
-->'''Arin:''' I wanted to be a Mario master!

-->'''Danny:''' WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING!?
-->'''Arin:''' I don't know!
-->'''Danny:''' Arin!
-->'''Arin:''' I got greedy!
-->'''Danny:''' It's unbelievable. It's like... it's like watching someone pick up a dollar in the street and get hit by a car... and then being, like, immediately getting up and being like "Hey, a dollar!".

to:

-->'''Danny:''' YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?
-->'''Arin:'''
NOTHING!?\\
'''Arin:'''
(While laughing) I figured I'd at least give it a shot!
-->'''Danny:''' Ugh...
-->'''Arin:'''
shot!\\
'''Danny:''' Ugh...\\
'''Arin:'''
I wanted to be a Mario master!

-->'''Danny:''' WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING!?
-->'''Arin:'''
DOING!?\\
'''Arin:'''
I don't know!
-->'''Danny:''' Arin!
-->'''Arin:'''
know!\\
'''Danny:''' Arin!\\
'''Arin:'''
I got greedy!
-->'''Danny:'''
greedy!\\
'''Danny:'''
It's unbelievable. It's like... it's like watching someone pick up a dollar in the street and get hit by a car... and then being, like, immediately getting up and being like "Hey, a dollar!".



-->'''Arin:''' There's poopy, smeared on the wall, Daniel.
-->'''Arin:''' Excuse me! I'm not the one who shit all over the wall!
-->'''Arin:''' It smells so bad in here!
-->'''Arin:''' I'm going to kill you-
-->'''Dan:''' Over what?
-->'''Arin:''' THE POOP ON THE WALL!

to:

-->'''Arin:''' There's poopy, smeared on the wall, Daniel.
-->'''Arin:'''
Daniel.\\
'''Arin:'''
Excuse me! I'm not the one who shit all over the wall!
-->'''Arin:'''
wall!\\
'''Arin:'''
It smells so bad in here!
-->'''Arin:'''
here!\\
'''Arin:'''
I'm going to kill you-
-->'''Dan:'''
you-\\
'''Dan:'''
Over what?
-->'''Arin:'''
what?\\
'''Arin:'''
THE POOP ON THE WALL!



--> '''Bruce''': Do you see a cape? I don't see a cape!

to:

--> '''Bruce''': -->'''Bruce''': Do you see a cape? I don't see a cape!



-->'''Arin:''' Have you ever played the [[ThatCameOutWrong penis game?]]
-->'''Danny:''' (confused) [[IThoughtItMeant Uh...]]

to:

-->'''Arin:''' Have you ever played the [[ThatCameOutWrong penis game?]]
-->'''Danny:'''
game?]]\\
'''Danny:'''
(confused) [[IThoughtItMeant Uh...]]



-->''*Coffins start opening to reveal the [=ReDeads=]*''
-->'''Arin:''' Ohhhh God. Oh no.
-->'''Danny:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, this is fine. This is fine.]] You just sit tight, bird girl.
-->'''Arin:''' These are [=ReDeads=]...
-->'''Danny:''' Oh shit. Alright, you know what? Let's fight them next time on Game Grumps.
-->'''Arin:''' Oka--
--> ''*[=ReDead=] shrieks and starts to advance*''
--> '''Danny and Arin:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--''*Episode ends*''

to:

-->''*Coffins start opening to reveal the [=ReDeads=]*''
-->'''Arin:'''
[=ReDeads=]*''\\
'''Arin:'''
Ohhhh God. Oh no.
-->'''Danny:'''
no.\\
'''Danny:'''
[[SarcasmMode Oh, this is fine. This is fine.]] You just sit tight, bird girl.
-->'''Arin:'''
girl.\\
'''Arin:'''
These are [=ReDeads=]...
-->'''Danny:'''
[=ReDeads=]...\\
'''Danny:'''
Oh shit. Alright, you know what? Let's fight them next time on Game Grumps.
-->'''Arin:''' Oka--
-->
Grumps.\\
'''Arin:''' Oka--\\
''*[=ReDead=] shrieks and starts to advance*''
-->
advance*''\\
'''Danny and Arin:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--''*Episode ends*''



-->'''Danny:''' Why did they think America would prefer purple on purple?
-->'''Arin:''' Because, uhm... they think we're retarded and don't like children stuff.
-->'''Danny:''' You mean the good retarded...?
-->'''Arin:''' Ye--... (snickers)
-->'''Danny:''' What did we just talk about Arin? Jesus, that took, like, ten seconds.

to:

-->'''Danny:''' Why did they think America would prefer purple on purple?
-->'''Arin:'''
purple?\\
'''Arin:'''
Because, uhm... they think we're retarded and don't like children stuff.
-->'''Danny:'''
stuff.\\
'''Danny:'''
You mean the good retarded...?
-->'''Arin:'''
?\\
'''Arin:'''
Ye--... (snickers)
-->'''Danny:'''
(snickers)\\
'''Danny:'''
What did we just talk about Arin? Jesus, that took, like, ten seconds.



--> ''I hope you're enjoying our substandard pizza! It is not up to par. You don't know any better, you're just a dumb fuckin' kid. Thanks for spending your money!''

to:

--> ''I -->''I hope you're enjoying our substandard pizza! It is not up to par. You don't know any better, you're just a dumb fuckin' kid. Thanks for spending your money!''



-->'''Arin:''' ''ISS MADE OF A HUNDRED PERCENT CATTIN!''
-->'''Danny:''' ... Cattin'?
-->'''Arin:''' ''YUS! CATTIN'! AS IN THU ONE THA GOES MEOW-MEOW!''

to:

-->'''Arin:''' ''ISS MADE OF A HUNDRED PERCENT CATTIN!''
-->'''Danny:''' ... Cattin'?
-->'''Arin:'''
CATTIN!''\\
'''Danny:''' ... Cattin'?\\
'''Arin:'''
''YUS! CATTIN'! AS IN THU ONE THA GOES MEOW-MEOW!''



-->'''Arin:''' Oh shit, getting mah boots!
-->'''Danny:''' Welcome back to Betrayal Grumps! (Beat, followed by Mario dying shortly after)
-->*Both grumps start to laugh*
-->'''Arin:''' God dammit! I think everything about the comedy of that was in the 'beep!' The little delicate death sound!
* In the beginning of the level, Danny misses a ledge and Arin teases him, saying he could get it if he was a "good player." Danny then proceeds to not only [[IronicEcho beat the level with Yoshi and get the secret exit]] (allowing them to skip Castle 7) but he also [[CurbStompBattle defeats Bowser's Castle and the boss in one try,]] only taking damage in the castle once, whereas Arin died in the very first room of the castle by holding a MechaKoopa for too long.

to:

-->'''Arin:''' Oh shit, getting mah boots!
-->'''Danny:'''
boots!\\
'''Danny:'''
Welcome back to Betrayal Grumps! (Beat, followed by Mario dying shortly after)
-->*Both
after)\\
''*Both
grumps start to laugh*
-->'''Arin:'''
laugh*''\\
'''Arin:'''
God dammit! I think everything about the comedy of that was in the 'beep!' The little delicate death sound!
* In the beginning of the level, Danny misses a ledge and Arin teases him, saying he could get it if he was a "good player." Danny then proceeds to not only [[IronicEcho beat the level with Yoshi and get the secret exit]] (allowing them to skip Castle 7) but he also [[CurbStompBattle defeats Bowser's Castle and the boss in one try,]] only taking damage in the castle once, whereas Arin died in the very first room of the castle by holding a MechaKoopa Mecha Koopa for too long.



-->'''Danny:''' So I flew back into fuckin' Unicron...
-->'''Arin:''' Yeah! She just, like, drops it off and then fuckin' is like, "Alright. Don't fuck with this." and they're like, "Alright. No worries."
-->'''Danny:''' They're, like, tossing it around like a football.
-->'''Arin:''' ''*Laughs*'' And then she fucking starts the car and--''*Starts making siren noises*''
--> ''*They both crack up*''
-->'''Danny:''' She sees on the security camera one scientists is wearing the Metroid as a hat! ''*Both laugh*'' "Look what I can do!!!"

to:

-->'''Danny:''' So I flew back into fuckin' Unicron...
-->'''Arin:'''
Unicron...\\
'''Arin:'''
Yeah! She just, like, drops it off and then fuckin' is like, "Alright. Don't fuck with this." and they're like, "Alright. No worries."
-->'''Danny:''' They're, like, tossing it around like a football.
-->'''Arin:'''
football.\\
'''Arin:'''
''*Laughs*'' And then she fucking starts the car and--''*Starts making siren noises*''
-->
noises*''\\
''*They both crack up*''
-->'''Danny:'''
up*''\\
'''Danny:'''
She sees on the security camera one scientists is wearing the Metroid as a hat! ''*Both laugh*'' "Look what I can do!!!"



-->'''Arin:''' Did I just die?
-->'''Danny:''' ''*Having seen Samus in her bikini now*'' [[DistractedByTheSexy Ohhhh!]] ''Fantastic!''
-->'''Arin:''' Oh my god. I have ''not'' been paying attention to my health!
-->'''Danny:''' I didn't realize, like, you get naked when you die! Like, we should have been dying ''more often.'' ''*Both laugh*''

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-->'''Arin:''' Did I just die?
-->'''Danny:'''
die?\\
'''Danny:'''
''*Having seen Samus in her bikini now*'' [[DistractedByTheSexy Ohhhh!]] ''Fantastic!''
-->'''Arin:'''
''Fantastic!''\\
'''Arin:'''
Oh my god. I have ''not'' been paying attention to my health!
-->'''Danny:'''
health!\\
'''Danny:'''
I didn't realize, like, you get naked when you die! Like, we should have been dying ''more often.'' ''*Both laugh*''



--> '''Danny:''' ''*As Kraid dies*'' Do you have any butterrrrrrrrrrrrr...

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--> '''Danny:''' -->'''Danny:''' ''*As Kraid dies*'' Do you have any butterrrrrrrrrrrrr...



--->"MAKE DICKS!"

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--->"MAKE -->"MAKE DICKS!"






-->'''Danny:''' You son of a ''bitch'', I can't believe you'd do tha- bigzam

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-->'''Danny:''' --->'''Danny:''' You son of a ''bitch'', I can't believe you'd do tha- bigzam






--> '''Danny:''' Are [those springs] wearing sunglasses?
--> '''Arin:''' Of course. Everything in this game is wearing sunglasses, you fucking idiot. How did you not notice that?
--> '''Danny:''' I just figured-oh Jesus, you're right. The fish-
--> '''Arin:''' The ''air'' is wearing sunglasses.

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--> '''Danny:''' -->'''Danny:''' Are [those springs] wearing sunglasses?
-->
sunglasses?\\
'''Arin:''' Of course. Everything in this game is wearing sunglasses, you fucking idiot. How did you not notice that?
-->
that?\\
'''Danny:''' I just figured-oh Jesus, you're right. The fish-
-->
fish-\\
'''Arin:''' The ''air'' is wearing sunglasses.



--> '''Danny:''' Oh, there's money in the deuce machine!

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--> '''Danny:''' -->'''Danny:''' Oh, there's money in the deuce machine!



--> '''Danny:''' Give me a beat. ''*Arin starts beatboxing*'' My name is Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say / I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way / What are you doing in the basement? Get outta here!
-->''({{Beat}})''
--> '''Danny:''' GET OUTTA HERE!!! ''*Both Arin and Danny begin to absolutely crack up*'' There you go, Barry. There's some ''fucking gold.''
--> ''*They continue to crack up*''
--> '''Danny:''' Ohhhh no...it's broken us. The game has broken us.

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--> '''Danny:''' -->'''Danny:''' Give me a beat. ''*Arin starts beatboxing*'' My name is Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say / I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way / What are you doing in the basement? Get outta here!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->
here!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Danny:''' GET OUTTA HERE!!! ''*Both Arin and Danny begin to absolutely crack up*'' There you go, Barry. There's some ''fucking gold.''
-->
''\\
''*They continue to crack up*''
-->
up*''\\
'''Danny:''' Ohhhh no...it's broken us. The game has broken us.



---> '''Arin:''' Because like... ''*laughs*'' ''*microphone fumbling*'' Because I just imagined Mr. Wilson like, actually rapping, and then he's just interrupted by Dennis, and he's just like "GET OUTTA HERE"...and it's like actually getting on his nerves, and he's like "GET ''OUTTA'' HERE!"

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---> '''Arin:''' --->'''Arin:''' Because like... ''*laughs*'' ''*microphone fumbling*'' Because I just imagined Mr. Wilson like, actually rapping, and then he's just interrupted by Dennis, and he's just like "GET OUTTA HERE"...and it's like actually getting on his nerves, and he's like "GET ''OUTTA'' HERE!"



--> '''Danny:''' ''(as Mr. Wilson)'' Dennis, I'm sorry I yelled at you just there. What we're gonna do now, is I'm gonna learn ya how to play buttball...seeing as you're in my basement.
--> '''Arin:''' Step one: never tell your parents.
--> '''Danny:''' Step two: [[FightClubbing NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS!!!]]

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--> '''Danny:''' -->'''Danny:''' ''(as Mr. Wilson)'' Dennis, I'm sorry I yelled at you just there. What we're gonna do now, is I'm gonna learn ya how to play buttball...seeing as you're in my basement.
-->
basement.\\
'''Arin:''' Step one: never tell your parents.
-->
parents.\\
'''Danny:''' Step two: [[FightClubbing NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS!!!]]



--> '''Danny:''' Barry, put in a wood block sound.
--> '''Barry:''' ''*wooden "plonk" noise*''
--> '''Danny:''' Thank you.

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--> '''Danny:''' -->'''Danny:''' Barry, put in a wood block sound.
-->
sound.\\
'''Barry:''' ''*wooden "plonk" noise*''
-->
noise*''\\
'''Danny:''' Thank you.



--> '''Arin:''' Hey I'm Ghoul.
--> '''Danny:''' BLEH!

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--> '''Arin:''' -->'''Arin:''' Hey I'm Ghoul.
-->
Ghoul.\\
'''Danny:''' BLEH!



--> '''Danny:''' Put up a [[RunningGag wolfjob]], Barry!
--> (Image of a doctor with a wolf head edited on)
--> '''Danny:''' But a ''Halloween'' one.
--> (A small Hershey bar is added to the bottom corner)

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--> '''Danny:''' -->'''Danny:''' Put up a [[RunningGag wolfjob]], Barry!
-->
Barry!\\
(Image of a doctor with a wolf head edited on)
-->
on)\\
'''Danny:''' But a ''Halloween'' one.
-->
one.\\
(A small Hershey bar is added to the bottom corner)



--> '''Girl''': Who is it?
--> '''Arin''': '''SATAN.'''

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--> '''Girl''': -->'''Girl''': Who is it?
-->
it?\\
'''Arin''': '''SATAN.'''



-->'''Danny:''' (running up to the hoop) WHITE CHOCOLATE! (he throws the ball, completely misses the hoop and falls over)
-->'''Arin:''' (looking at the camera) You're not very good are you?

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-->'''Danny:''' (running up to the hoop) WHITE CHOCOLATE! (he throws the ball, completely misses the hoop and falls over)
-->'''Arin:'''
over)\\
'''Arin:'''
(looking at the camera) You're not very good are you?



--> '''Barry''': *makes a bunch of frogs fall onto the screen with the text "RELEASE THE FROGS"*

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--> '''Barry''': -->'''Barry''': *makes a bunch of frogs fall onto the screen with the text "RELEASE THE FROGS"*



-->'''Danny:''' Let's try licking vagina. Press the A button and shake the controller vigorously.
-->'''Arin:''' Not vigorous enough. Harder. Harder.
-->'''Danny:''' Don't be a gentlemen about it. Really fuckin' go wild. ''(both of them start to crack up)''

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-->'''Danny:''' Let's try licking vagina. Press the A button and shake the controller vigorously.
-->'''Arin:'''
vigorously.\\
'''Arin:'''
Not vigorous enough. Harder. Harder.
-->'''Danny:'''
Harder.\\
'''Danny:'''
Don't be a gentlemen about it. Really fuckin' go wild. ''(both of them start to crack up)''

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-->Just the tips!

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-->Just the tips!tips![[note]]Never did distinguish if it was the dinky dank tips or the tip of their tip iceberg.[[/note]]


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* Arin spends much of the beginning of part 3 hysterically accusing Dan of smearing poop on the wall, all while Dan dully denies it over and over. Arin even threatens to kill Dan over it.



* The beginning of part 15, which consists of Arin accusing Dan of smearing poop on the wall.

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** Though pretty funny, YMMV. Some people never heard it before and though it was funny, some were offended that they used a joke that Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness used years before (they didn't know that), and some were just amused that two different groups of comedians came up with the same joke.
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** "Don't hit the albatross, rocket!"

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* "I once had a friend...he would come over to my house, and my mother would be like 'Daniel! All your friend is here!'"

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* "I once had a friend... he would come over to my house, and my mother would be like 'Daniel! All your friend is here!'"here!'"
-->"Thank you for putting that in perspective momma!"
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** The story itself is also hilarious: when Danny met Thompson, the latter was so wasted that he punched Danny in the dick.

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** The story itself is also hilarious: when Danny met Thompson, the latter was so wasted that he punched Danny in the dick. Please note that Matt stated he was going to ''kick'' Danny in the dick, but threw a curve ball by punching him instead.
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-->"What are these holes doing in my hands? GET OUT'TA HERE!"
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* When the grumps go back on the boat, they receive new mail. When they go to check it out, a brand new penguin is seen. Their reactions of surprise and awe must be heard.

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* When the grumps go back on the boat, they receive new mail. When they go to check it out, a brand new penguin is seen. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRdSj4iP-f4&feature=youtu.be&t=32m29s Their reactions of surprise and awe must be heard.]]

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[[folder:Silent Hill: Shattered Memories]]
* What's the first thing Danny says when he learns Arin can draw on the in-game map?
--->"MAKE DICKS!"
[[/folder]]



-->'''Danny:''' YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!
-->'''Danny:''' WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?

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-->'''Danny:''' YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!
-->'''Danny:'''
IT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?



-->'''Danny:''' Why did they think America would prefer purple on purple.

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-->'''Danny:''' Why did they think America would prefer purple on purple.purple?



** Also equally hilarious is Danny constantly cutting off his story to loudly complain about the fact that he can't get out of the Forest of Illusion because he can't find the proper exit.

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[[folder:Silent Hill: Shattered Memories]]
* Danny plus [[JumpScare JumpScares]] equals [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl HILARITY]].
* In Part 4, the character they play has to color in a picture of a couple in front of their house. Arin proceeds to color the house bright pink ala Barbie's Dream House. Cut to their character finding himself in front of a ''real'' bright pink colored house, much to Arin's delight.
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[[folder:Silent Hill: Shattered Memories]]
* What's the first thing Danny says when he learns Arin can draw on the in-game map?
--->"MAKE DICKS!"
[[/folder]]
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* From Part 4, Arin brings up to topic of babies being born without brains, and insists on showing pictures of them to Danny on his phone. The hilarity is just how uncomfortable Danny is about the conversation.

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* From Part 4, Arin brings up to topic of babies being born without brains, and insists on showing pictures of them to Danny on his phone. The hilarity is just how uncomfortable Danny is about the conversation.conversation (and his horrified '''''OH GOD!''''' scream when Arin does show him such pictures offscreen).
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*** It gets even better when you realize ''[[spoiler:[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEIFyiq7RVA Arin was trolling Danny]]]]''.

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** Right after Danny does the Suzy impression, both him and Arin more or less ''collapse'' into laughter

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** Right after Danny does the Suzy impression, both him and Arin more or less ''collapse'' into laughterlaughter.
*** It gets even better when you realize ''[[spoiler:[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEIFyiq7RVA Arin was trolling Danny]]]]''.
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-->'''Danny:''' [[BigOMG OH MY GOD! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!]]
** Right after Danny does the Suzy impression, both him and Arin more or less ''collapse'' into laughter
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* Their reacting to the fact that this game is essentially a reskin of the game they played yesterday, Trixie in Toyland. Keep in mind this was completely unplanned.

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** Danny is so stunned that he actually has to go out of the room and ask Suzy whether or not Arin is telling the truth. Cue a half minute of silence... and then Danny ''thundering'' into the room in complete shock before recounting the conversation complete with Suzy impersonation.
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!!Ninjabread Man
* The Grumps acting gay for Barry leading to Arin's story of "The D Club". [[http://youtu.be/7gA_PU4VuhQ?t=12m33s It has be heard to be believed]].
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* Danny talking for the penguin.
-->''I hate jews!''
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* Their reaction going from cheering when they defeat the Crocomire to groaning in disgust as they watch its [[ImMelting lovely death sequence.]]
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* The last two minutes of the huge 44 minute extravaganza featuring Danny and Arin doing an interpretive dance to Music/HayleyWestenra's''Prayer''. [[https://twitter.com/HayleyWestenra/status/410520849070825472 Which Hayley herself has seen and commented on!]]

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* The last two minutes of the huge 44 minute extravaganza featuring Danny and Arin doing an interpretive dance to Music/HayleyWestenra's''Prayer''.Music/HayleyWestenra's ''Prayer''. [[https://twitter.com/HayleyWestenra/status/410520849070825472 Which Hayley herself has seen and commented on!]]
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* When they meet a female NPC, they then start to act out the game as if it's a porno, even voicing out motion controls in smooth, totally relaxed voices. The results are hysterical.

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* When they meet Kat, a female NPC, they then start to act out the game as if it's a porno, even voicing out motion controls in smooth, totally relaxed voices. The results are hysterical.



* The last two minutes of the huge 44 minute extravaganza featuring Danny and Arin doing an interpretive dance to ''Prayer''.

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* The last two minutes of the huge 44 minute extravaganza featuring Danny and Arin doing an interpretive dance to ''Prayer''.Music/HayleyWestenra's''Prayer''. [[https://twitter.com/HayleyWestenra/status/410520849070825472 Which Hayley herself has seen and commented on!]]



* Arin refering to a manta ray as a [[CallBack "Flap Flap"]].
* A feature of the game allows you to pet the animals in order to learn their names causing Danny and Arin to joke about fondling wildlife and how unrealistic it is compared to RealLife.

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* Arin refering referring to a manta ray as a [[CallBack "Flap Flap"]].
* A feature of the game allows you to pet the animals in order to learn their names names, causing Danny and Arin to joke about fondling wildlife and how unrealistic it is compared to RealLife.
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-->'''Dad''': 'Ey, Dan, do you know about... the sex?\\
-->'''Dan''': Yeah, I know.\\
-->'''Dad''': Okay!\\

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-->'''Dad''': 'Ey, Dan, do you know about... the sex?\\
sex?
-->'''Dan''': Yeah, I know.\\
know.
-->'''Dad''': Okay!\\Okay!
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'''Dad''': 'Ey, Dan, do you know about... the sex?\\
'''Dan''': Yeah, I know.\\
'''Dad''': Okay!\\
'''He turns the radio back up.'''

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'''Dad''': -->'''Dad''': 'Ey, Dan, do you know about... the sex?\\
'''Dan''': -->'''Dan''': Yeah, I know.\\
'''Dad''': -->'''Dad''': Okay!\\
'''He -->'''He turns the radio back up.'''
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[[Funny/GameGrumpsArinAndJon HERE]] for Arin and Jon, [[Funny/GameGrumps HERE]] for Cons, promotionals and other moments

[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:Punch-Out!!!]]
* [[UnfortunateNames Pizza Pasta.]]
* Danny starts off his Game Grumps reign by doing the one thing that would drive Jon crazy: belching.
* The two come up with alternate names for Von Kaiser.
* Arin's impersonation of Piston Honda.
* Danny attempting to counter Bald Bull's [[ThatOneAttack infamous]] charge attack...and failing miserably both times.
-->'''Danny''': Eat a dick! (fails to counter and gets instantly [=KOed=]) AGH! Now it is ''I'' who must eat a dick!
** This turns into a RunningGag when he faces Bald Bull a second time.
* "Can you imagine if your entire body was made of ballsack material?"
* Arin and Dan [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UN7fMbi-r8&t=1m20s tell a tale of]] Randy Savage fighting off the Horsemen of the Apocalypse!
** "WHAT'S UP, PESTILENCE!? SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"
* The Grumps imagine what Don Flamenco's voice sounds like and what he might be saying. It just gets funnier from there.
* Dan manages to get a star off Mike Tyson... and then gets [[CurbStompBattle curb stomped]] immediately after.
--> '''Dan:''' [after getting a star] Wha? oh hey! *Tyson pummels Dan* OH NO! I-I PISSED HIM OFF!
--> '''Arin:''' *laughing*
--> '''Dan:''' HE'S ANGRY NOW! he's like *Mike Tyson voice* "I was just trying to get the sweat out of my eyes"
--> *Dan and Arin laugh uncontrollably as Little Mac goes down in a TKO*
* Dan and Arin discuss how the hell did Mike Tyson get the wink in the game, then figuring that he probably had some creative input.
--> '''Dan''': (Mike Tyson impersonation) Can I wink at em'? Can I wink at da playa? Cause, I mean, I always wanted to do dat, but I'm too scared...
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Super Mario Bros. 2]]
* Luigi's [[OhCrap reaction]] to finding a [[CartoonBomb black bomb]] and a rocket ship while gardening.
* Luigi spilling the potion into the water, with the hypothetical result being that the entire world transforms into a door.
--> '''Danny''': "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who could open this??]]"
* Danny exclaiming, with certainty, that the potion is under one of the sprouts, with none of them being correct. [[RunningGag This one. This one? Thisonethisonethisonthisone?]]
** When he finally gets to the secret, and he squandered the extra coin chance, he chooses to just hang out instead.
* When Arin explains to Danny that [[ShesAManInJapan Birdo is a man]], to his confusion.
-->'''Danny''': "[[TertiarySexualCharacteristics But he has a bow! According to the law of]] {{Pac-MAN}}, [[TertiarySexualCharacteristics that's practically video game genitalia!"]]
* Arin's impression of Michio Kaku.
* Dan getting a game over due to glitching into a wall.
* Dan showing Arin his [[QuicksandSucks favorite method]] of murdering Shy Guys.
* "I once had a friend...he would come over to my house, and my mother would be like 'Daniel! All your friend is here!'"
* The discovery that Luigi seems to be holding the straps on his overalls like suspenders in episode 5, and the resultant posh behavior of Mayor Luigi. This particular moment has been cited by Dan and Arin as the moment they won the fans over following the backdraft of Jon's depature.
** "Mmm... a fine day for mayoring!"
** "Well... this is a fine pickle!"
** "Oh! Death approaches!" *ducks into a door to avoid a single Shy Guy*
** "This is a fine mess of turnips we've gotten ourselves into!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Jackal]]
* Glittery Jim.
* The mines.
--> "Hold on, I see some mines! I'll get them!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mega Man 2]]
* [[http://youtu.be/TvHr5_XyaW8?t=3m43s From Part 3, Crash Man and Flash Man's friends]]
* [[http://youtu.be/ZoIQHDVzc9w?t=7m56s Dinosaur Loogie Fun!]]
--> Dan: ''(Nasty as hell loogie sounds)''
* Arin dies within the first ''second'' of beginning part 10.
-->'''Arin''': Alright, welcome - ''(falls in spikes)''
* Arin succesfully convincing Dan that [[BlatantLies Dr. Wily is an alien.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Legend of Zelda]]
* [[http://youtu.be/MkwcIwUpSpg?t=6m30s RAISINS!]]
* "LOVE CHUNK!"
* '''SPIARMF'''
* Dan's dad trying to give him TheTalk while in the car.
-->'''Danny's dad turns down radio.'''
'''Dad''': 'Ey, Dan, do you know about... the sex?\\
'''Dan''': Yeah, I know.\\
'''Dad''': Okay!\\
'''He turns the radio back up.'''
* Danny's encounter with a Glaswegian.
* The closing of part 15.
-->'''Arin''': Next time on Game Grumps, more [[{{Jerkass}} dicks]]!\\
'''Danny''': [[ThatCameOutWrong Wait...]]
* "Thanks for the mushroom tip!"
* Barbie for Men
-->'''Danny''': There's gotta be some way to fuck it!
* Arin and Danny's visit to the optometrist:
-->'''Arin''': Ya got carte blanche on mah poopils!
* Danny, regarding Dave Chappelle:
-->'''Danny''': Wow, his kid must be, like, [[CaptainObvious older now]], huh? ''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Arin''': Dan, you've done it! You've raised the bar for all human beings!\\
'''Danny''': I've done it. I've said the stupidest thing of all time.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Karnov]]
* "Everything about this game is strange and...bad."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Journey to Silius]]
* Danny's impression of a dot matrix printer.
* "Next time on Game Grumps, we dive deeper into this schlong."
* Part 2: Arin and Danny discussing Telemundo, referring to a (non-existent) show called ''Buenos Ding-Dong Diddly Diaz''.
* The end of part 2. Dan confuses Game Grumps for [[WebVideo/SteamTrain Steam Train]].
--->'''Danny:''' Next time on Steam Train!
--->'''Arin:''' This is Game Grumps.
--->'''Danny:''' Oh, wait! '''FUCK!'''
* The "coffee spider" bit from the beginning of part 3.
* The whole segment with Hoshi the sad Asian man during part 5.
** The highlight of the entire shtick is how, after spending several minutes building up this amazing, sympathetic character, they turn it all around in an ''instant'' by suddenly making him a pedophile. Quoth Arin, "Pedophilia isn't funny...but ''Hoshi'' is funny!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Out of This World]]
* Mike Aruba.
** [[spoiler: "WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?" "...Mike Aruba."]]
* The "swimming songs" from part 3.
** "CUT THE BEAT! I NEED TO BREATHE!"
* Danny talking about Arin's eggs:
---> '''Dan:''' You made some great eggs this morning...that makes it sound like we slept together last night.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Kirby's Epic Yarn]]
* The running gag. Kirby and Prince Fluff? Adorable. Kirby and Prince Fluff as gangsters? Hilarious.
* The duo jokingly saying that the person who designed a game as cute as this was possibly a massive racist in real life.
* They also theorize that the pianist was [[TranquilFury fuming internally]] at the state of affairs in his life.
--->'''Danny:''' I call this one ''Close Your Legs, You Whore,'' I mean, ''Sleeping Giant Snores.''
* Danny and Arin have a [[TooMuchInformation rather candid]] discussion on their adolescences. Especially of note is how Dan claimed to have gotten a neck brace.
* Anything relevant to [=clownpenis.fart=] in part 7.
** Dan and Arin's trouble with crossing the river on the dinosaur heads from the same part.
* The conversation they have as Kirby and Prince Fluff in part 9.
-->'''Fluff:''' *Gets so close to Kirby that they're inside each other* Yo this one time-
-->'''Kirby:''' You're a little close.
-->'''Fluff:''' Keep it a secret.
-->'''Kirby:''' Little close.
-->'''Fluff:''' *Walks away so little that they're still touching* Good?
-->'''Kirby:''' Still pretty close.
-->'''Fluff:''' *Walks only a tiny bit away* Yeah?
-->'''Kirby:''' Like, 40 more feet.
-->'''Fluff:''' *Walks to the other edge of the screen* Yo!
-->'''Kirby:''' What?
-->'''Fluff:''' Yoo!
-->'''Kirby:''' *{{Beat}}* What?
-->'''Fluff:''' I don't think he can hear me. I don't think you can hear me!
-->'''Kirby:''' *{{Beat}}* What?
-->'''Fluff:''' Imma come closer! *Both walk so close they're inside each other again* Alright imma tell you a secret.
-->'''Kirby:''' You're a little close.
* "There's a fuckin' hitch in my giddy-up!"
* The duo deciding that 90s rock music wouldn't be as popular if KurtCobain was named "Burt Cobain".
* From Part 6: Prince Fluff leaving Kirby to die in the lava, maniacally laughing, only to have it [[HoistByHisOwnPetard horribly backfire on him]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAz7DuAOcLA Even funnier in animated form]].
* They posit that the surname "Spinaker" sounds like a racial slur and proceed to go wild.
** Bonus points when they start describing who it could be a slur against.
** Arin gives Dan some tips on learning the true meaning of Christmas.
* Dan's [[InsistentTerminology insistence]] on calling the Waddle Dees "monkeys".
* Dan's reaction to the game [[BigWhat being over]].
* About halfway through the series, Barry begins making the image of Yarn Kirby on the Website/YouTube thumbnail bigger and bigger until it completely obstructs everything at the finale.
* At the finale, Arin's request for Barry to put up "forty heads... all of them Dave Coulier." combined with Dan's request to give one oddly dark skin.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Super Mario Sunshine]]
* The opening moments of the LP.
-->'''Dan:''' Welcome, everybody, to the happiest fucking game in the world.\\
'''Arin:''' Or the one that makes you feel the worst.\\
'''Dan:''' Yeah, probably both.
* In episode 2 during their senile old man gag Danny yells [[{{Callback}} "RAISINS!" without warning.]]
* Barry's back to back edits before Arin and Danny first jump into Bianco Hills.
** Also, Danny running with the name "Bianco" and making him into a Latin lover.
* Danny and Arin go back-to-back coming up with vulgar insults that Bowser Jr. would call Mario, eventually culminating into this:
--> '''Dan''': Welcome to our happy island. (shouting) Hey! Pussy-lips! Go fuck yourself.
** Danny then asks Barry to edit that out, but Arin says not to. Eventually, they decide to have Barry edit the line into rap, which has actual cats with comically large human lips.
** Cock. Loving. Slot.
* Barry ends episode 3 with some ridiculous RandySavage footage, [[CallBack calling back]] to his demise at the culmination of the Rapture.
** Randy Savage: 1952-Rapture
* From episode 4, after encountering the raccoons (or bears, or whatever they are)[[note]]They're actually Tanukis.[[/note]] who will sell Shine Sprites for 10 Blue Coins apiece:
--> '''Arin:''' What the ''fuck?''\\
'''Danny:''' Yeah. Dude. That sounded suspiciously like some kind of, like, drug deal, or deal for handjobs. "Oh, I suppose you're here for... ''(lowers his voice)'' '''THAT.'''"
* Arin tells a story about how he dealt with a bunch of loud, obnoxious and drunken horse racing people...by talking loudly about gay sex.
-->'''Arin:''' AW MAN AND WHEN MY DICK WAS COVERED IN POO- CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?- IT SMELLED LIKE POO TOO.
* In part 7, the Grumps debate what to do when they encounter a flaming Pianta.
-->'''Arin:''' (calling) Do you need help?
-->'''Danny:''' (also calling) I'll call a fireman!
-->'''Arin:''' Do you need...? Hold on, I'll get help!
-->'''Danny:''' Do you need water?
-->'''Arin:''' I'll use my [[IdiotBall water jetpack]] to get help!
* From Part 8, on the subject of Mario wearing short sleeves:
-->'''Danny (Italian accent):''' Does anyone know a veterinarian? 'cause these-a pythons are ''sick!''
* Arin's burning rage when Il Piantissimo beats him in a race, then insults him to boot, [[spoiler:[[DisproportionateRetribution leading him to kill Il Piantissimo's parents and threaten to decapitate him.]]]]
* The duo ride Yoshi for the first time. Loud, constant [[VomitIndiscretionShot retching]] noises ensue.
* Part 19 - the exchange after reading the D.E.B.S. alert about a Yoshi egg being spotted on the rooftops.
-->'''Danny:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Every Yoshi egg is spotted!]] HUH-UUUUUUH....uuuhh...mmmm...uh...can we start this episode over?
-->*cue a super-fast version of 'AND WE'RE THE GAME GRUMPS!'*
-->'''Arin:''' Welcome back to Game Grumps! Dan, say something funny!
-->'''Danny:''' Yoshi eggs are spo-[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]!
** And later in that same episode:
--->'''Danny:''' Have you ever tried to fuckin' eat a pineapple forty times the size of your own body, like Yoshi just did? It leads to terrible things.
--->'''Arin:''' Can you speak from experience?
--->'''Danny:''' Uhhhhhhhmmmm maaaaaybeeee...
--->'''Arin:''' Cos I certainly can't. I've tried to eat a dick for-ooooh wait...
--->'''Danny:''' Wait, we should start this episode over.
--->[[RunningGag *super fast intro sequence*]]
--->'''Arin:''' Welcome back to Game Grumps!
--->'''Danny:''' Hey Arin, ever tried to eat a dick?
--->'''Arin:''' Yes-DAMNIT!
--->'''Danny:''' FUCK!
* "Oh noes! Oh god! [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Oh nose god!]]"
* In episode 32, Arin does the [[ThatOneLevel pachinko level]]. After failing ''constantly'', he finally gets all eight Red Coins, coming within inches of the Shine Sprite--only to have the physics engine pull a last-minute cheap trick that sends him flying to his death. Needless to say, his reaction [[UnstoppableRage wasn't all]] [[FreakOut that pretty.]]
** The Polio Song segment. The whole thing.
* Their reaction to the glitched-out Cheep-Cheep in Part 34.
** Arin's utter freak out towards the end and Danny's horrified reaction.
* [[http://youtu.be/5IwStal6cWw?t=4m48s This conversation]], which rambles from the importance of traveling ("experiences over posessions!") to the weirdest thing you can shout to a prostitute from the other side of a parking lot ("DO YOU DO ''VAGINAL?''").
* In Part 35, Arin once again has a massive freak out, going into a [[SanitySlippage crazed, nonsensical rant]]. Danny starts off laughing, but by the end is cowering and calling out for Suzy, shouting "I need an adult!"
** TheStinger, which shows the genesis of the RunningGag (that is, their discussion of ShockSite-grade FetishRetardant.)
* Part 36 starts off with them entering another platforming area, where Arin [[EpicFail proceeds to drain through his lives within a single minute, not even getting to the second major platform]]. It's funnier than it sounds.
** They return to it in a later episode...only for Arin to once again die three times in less than a minute.
* In Part 49, their constant references to the Twitter channel #humblebrag.
* The first 9 minutes of Part 48 are spent [[ItMakesSenseInContext dragging a Chain Chomp to a bath.]] At 8 minutes in, they succeed, [[spoiler:but are crushed by the Chomp and die as soon as the Shine is revealed.]]
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTBAWc8ONqk "Balls in your Face" song]].
* In the finale, the Grumps' overblown reaction to [[spoiler: FLUDD's DisneyDeath]].
--> '''Danny:''' Delfinos, dance! [[spoiler: Dance him back to life!]] You useless potato fucks!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Super Castlevania IV]]
* In part 4, Danny says his bodily composition is 70% water and 30% dick.
** Also from part 4, Danny and Arin also trying to get a Skittles sponsorship for all the Skittles Danny eats.
-->"Dear Skittles, I eat you every day..."
** The [[TheStinger Stinger]], in which Arin gives the viewers a tutorial on how to suck a dick.
*** Plus the added bonus of [[spoiler:Dan, having left the room prior, walking in on this]].
* The two talking about the only time Will Smith uses the word 'yo.'
-->"YO-YO! Hand me that yo-yo!"
* Drump and Gorp, complete with logos.
* Part 7, the library puns.
-->'''Danny''': This is a dangerous library...
-->'''Arin''': Isn't it...
-->'''Danny''': I hope you've familiarized yourself with the Dewey [=DEATHimal=] system!
-->'''Arin''': Reading is [=funDEADmental=]!
* The Jewish Mother gag in Part 8 is hilarious - Danny essentially plays Ego's mother who keeps comparing him to his cousin.
-->'''Arin''': MOM! WHEN YOU EAT YOUR FUCKING PRUNE BRAN EVERY DAY WHO DO YOU THINK DREW THE LOGO? NOT A FUCKING SCIENTIST!
-->'''Danny''': I love my prune bran.
** "Can anything facilitate pooping more than ''prune bran''?!" and the discussion about panicked runs to the bathroom when you're about to have diarrhea during dinner. Even funnier if you've read JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac, where a man actually ''does'' use the excuse "Someone put shit in my pants!"
* The entire Bill Nye scene
-->'''Bill Nye''': Bill Nye here.
-->'''Arin''': Hey Bill, um I was wondering, do you have a sec?
-->'''Bill Nye''': I told you never to call me here again.
-->'''Arin''': All right, hey, does molasses go fast on a summer Sunday?
-->'''Bill Nye''': I'm gonna call the police.
-->'''Arin''': How could you? You're already on the phone with me.
--> ''(beat)''
-->'''Bill Nye''': ...Looks like you're the Science Guy now.
* The two doing hilariously over the top Dracula impersonations.
* In part 10, the mention of Arin creating a Danny soundboard:
-->''Totally''
-->''Skittles!''
-->''I had a stroke the other day.''
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext POLIO IS CURED. Nintendo game apparently had the solution.]][[note]](set to the Mega Man level selection music)[[/note]]
** "Polio's ''been'' solved."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Skyblazer]]
* The "conversation" the Grumps imagine between main character Sky and the eyball-spawning enemy.
-->'''Enemy''': You want an eyeball?
-->'''Sky''': No!
-->'''Enemy''': How about an eyeball?
-->'''Sky''': NO!
-->'''Enemy''': You like this eyeball?
-->'''Sky''': ''*exasperated sigh*''
* A more meta example, but the sheer fact that ''Barry,'' of all people, fucked up. He some how managed to mix up the order of the episodes so the second episode recorded was uploaded third, and the third recorded was uploaded second. This is made even more humourous because the third episode uploaded has Arin struggling with a boss that he beat earlier in the second episode.
* Danny and the Raptor.
* In Part 9, Danny just spontaneously starts through some of his longest-running jokes in the old man's voice.
-->'''Old Man:''' What are you doing in my basement? Get outta here!
-->'''Old Man:''' I've got something to say to you. Mycaruba.
* The CallBack at the beginning of the finale to an earlier running joke in the series. After Sky had sassed the Old Man, Danny spent the next few minutes doing an impression of the Old Man snarking back at Sky, insisting that he's useless and that Sky knows everything. Come the finale..
-->'''Sky''': ''So, am I ready now to defeat Ashura?''
-->'''Old Man''': ''I don't know, are you?''
-->''*Danny and Arin burst out laughing*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Strider]]
* Danny and Arin both trying and failing several times to do a wall jump (called a "triangle jump" in the game) during Part 2.
--> '''Arin:''' (Singing in a CampGay voice) I'm a pretty princess! I love it! I love purple all everywheres! Yay!
* Part 6 gives us [[SpeedRacer Speed Racist]].
* Every time Danny leaves an area and saying "Whee!" and Arin cracking up because of it.
* Danny kills a guard while humming the Strider theme, and Arin imagines someone in the background playing the song as the game is played.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Secret of Mana (Arin and Danny)]]
* Dan and Arin improvising a super-fucking-awesome rock-opera intro to the tune of the Secret of Mana intro music.
* The incredibly sexualised way they say 'Dabutt' whenever it comes up in a text box.
* After leaving the village early on in Part 2.
-->'''Arin''': "You're BANISHED from Potos Village!"
-->'''Arin (very close to the mic)''': Get out of here. ''Before I smack Dabutt.''
* Then not long after that, just before going into the cannon.
-->'''Danny''': ""Don't get hurt!" I won't! Guy who's shooting me out of a cannon..."
-->'''*both laugh*'''
-->'''Arin''': "Welcome to the International Cannon Service! We shoot you out of a cannon and get you to where you want to go! Are you ready?!"
-->'''Danny''': "Yeah! Don't get hurt though! That'll be YOUR fault!"
* This little bit in Part 6.
-->'''Danny''': "I'll always stay with Dabutt. Just like life. And Arin will take the Baps and the Vagoo... depending on his mood."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Super Mario Bros. 3]]
* Danny's reaction to the secrets Arin shows him.
* "Is this gonna be like, your version of Super Mario 2 where you know all the secret shit, and I'm just like '''OH MY GOD.'''"
* On a more meta level, the scores of like-minded commenters who responded to Arin's comment about his "TV being so good low resolution games glitch out" with [[CallBack "retweeted by #humblebrag."]]
* This enthusiastic little line from Danny.
-->'''Arin''': You got a thousand points. What are you gonna use it on?
--> '''Danny''': Drugs!
* From the ending to part 2.
-->'''Arin''' : Next time on Game Grumps...the whole episode will be IN ESPANOL!
-->'''Danny''': Donde estan mis pantalones?!
* Arin spends much of the beginning of part 3 hysterically accusing Dan of smearing poop on the wall, all while Dan dully denies it over and over. Arin even threatens to kill Dan over it.
* "Next time on Game Drugs!"
* Arin talking about how as a kid he would slow down or speed up videos to make them sound funnier. He then proceeds to spend the longest time talking progressively faster or extremely slower, to the point where he makes one sound continuously for forty-five seconds, all while going all the way through a Fortress Level.
* "Ticketpaysforthewholeseat butyou'llonlyusethe'''''EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!'''''", especially when Arin stretches "edge" to ''[[IncrediblyLongNote 40 seconds]]''.
-->''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztIHqQVfflk&feature=player_detailpage#t=280 And you may have a link]]''
* In part 10, the [[ToiletHumour fart noises]] Arin makes while Danny jumps on Goombas.
** These are especially long and quite realistic sounding farts on Arin's part.
* Near the end of part 10, Arin becomes TheAhnold and does an ''amazing'' Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger impression. Dan points out that it's a great impression, and Arin said he wasn't even ''trying''.
* Arin's brilliant "incoherent homeless man" impression in part 12.
* From part 14:
-->'''Arin:''' You're on level 6 and you have 9 lives left. [[HehHehYouSaidX 69?]]
-->(Laughter, while Barry does a spiraling zoom on the offending number)
-->'''Arin:''' [[MoodWhiplash Have you ever stabbed yourself in the neck?]]
** Near the end of this episode and the first half of part 15, Arin foolishly attempts to get a mushroom that comes out of a ? Block, twice, despite not knowing how to get it without falling into the lava after jumping off the moving platform. Danny's reaction to both of them are hilarious.
-->'''Danny:''' YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!
-->'''Danny:''' WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?
-->'''Arin:''' (While laughing) I figured I'd at least give it a shot!
-->'''Danny:''' Ugh...
-->'''Arin:''' I wanted to be a Mario master!

-->'''Danny:''' WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING!?
-->'''Arin:''' I don't know!
-->'''Danny:''' Arin!
-->'''Arin:''' I got greedy!
-->'''Danny:''' It's unbelievable. It's like... it's like watching someone pick up a dollar in the street and get hit by a car... and then being, like, immediately getting up and being like "Hey, a dollar!".
* The beginning of part 15, which consists of Arin accusing Dan of smearing poop on the wall.
-->'''Arin:''' There's poopy, smeared on the wall, Daniel.
-->'''Arin:''' Excuse me! I'm not the one who shit all over the wall!
-->'''Arin:''' It smells so bad in here!
-->'''Arin:''' I'm going to kill you-
-->'''Dan:''' Over what?
-->'''Arin:''' THE POOP ON THE WALL!
* Barry seamlessly edits in Mario sliding up the ramp.
* As Arin is going through a scrolling level, Barry puts a [[BigNo "Noooooo!"]] by a Fire Chomp that he stomps on as it falls.
* Episode 19 doesn't even end with the typical "Next time on Game Grumps!" It instead decides to {{smash cut}} to their thank you to the fans after their 1000th video. Of course, this being Game Grumps and what not, things [[http://youtu.be/pbAb4UvVoZs?t=10m3s start to get silly after the actual thank you.]]
* Part 20 has Princess Peach portrayed as an insatiable nymphomaniac and Arin and Danny recalling their childhoods of seeing their parents [[PrimalScene engaging in grown-up "Piggyback Rides".]]
* The seamless transition from ''PressYourLuck'' to GunsNRoses in episode 21--a [=YouTube=] loop of Axl Rose they referenced received a ''gigantic'' [[ColbertBump Grumps Bump]] within minutes of the release of the episode that drove all the non-Grumps fans (and even some Grumps fans) mad.
* In part 26, after Dan got killed by a wrench, they note that Ross would most definitely make an IncrediblyLamePun about it. They then go on to say that they still love him... and joke about wanting to kill him.
* In part 28 they have a positively hysterical Bill Gates impression.
* At the end of the finale, after Danny beats Bowser with Luigi, they go into a hilarious routine about Peach being unimpressed about being rescued by Luigi, and not Mario, including awkward small talk.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Kid Icarus]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Batman]]
* Bruce Wayne using InsaneTrollLogic to explain how he isn't Batman.
--> '''Bruce''': Do you see a cape? I don't see a cape!
* Bruce Wayne yelling at his mom for not taking out the chapter in his diary about him being Batman and then remembering she's supposed to be dead.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dracula X]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3E7ErDbib4 At 4:38, Mr. Wilson comes back as Jesus.]]
* Arin raps about having syphilis. Danny's reaction is a [[FlatWhat Flat Wow]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Legend Of Zelda: Wind Waker HD]]
* The Grumps decide to name Link 'Buttlet' at the start of the game.
* Arin's Michael Caine impression during the intro sequence.
* Arin, in character as Aryll, [[NoIndoorVoice screeches]] "'''BIG BROTHER!'''" into the mic, twice! Barry puts up a [[SensoryAbuse hemorraging ear]] in response.
* The return of the Mister Wilson voice again: "GET OVER HERE!"
* "Pig air."
* The Grumps discuss Grandma guilt tripping Link.
-->''What a coincidence. Real soon is exactly how much time I have left...''
* Arin and Danny (and Buttlet) reacting with absolute terror whenever they encounter a certain NPC with a massive loogie perpetually swinging from his nose.
* Link's [[UnusualEuphemism "Dinky-Dank."]]
* On more than one occasion, Danny makes some innuendos regarding Link and Medli. Arin's response a few times is "They are so ten!"
* From Part 12, when Arin explains his mastery of [[ItMakesSenseInContext The Penis Game.]]
-->'''Arin:''' Have you ever played the [[ThatCameOutWrong penis game?]]
-->'''Danny:''' (confused) [[IThoughtItMeant Uh...]]
** Then Arin proves his mastery of the game by shouting "PENIS" as loud as he possibly could.
* Sexy Grump Tips, complete with logo.
-->Just the tips!
* The end of part 15 where Dan and Arin freak out over the second Deku Tree's appearance, and it being covered in Chuchus.
-->'''Danny:''' Get that man a Stridex pad!
* At the end of part 16, they turn Buttlet into a SassyBlackWoman (ItMakesSenseInContext...sort of).
* In Part 29 Danny and Arin start making 'Will Smith is Gay' jokes, and to avoid trouble, Danny suggests that Barry replace all instances of "Will Smith" with "Barney Rubble" and all instances of "Gay" with "Fred Flintstone's friend". Arin responds with hysterical laughter.
** Danny, who couldn't take it anymore, tells Barry to ''edit out the entire episode.''
* At the end of part 36, [[http://youtu.be/6psC7RtzJ7M?t=11m30s Danny and Arin's minds get blown by a discussion about fate.]]
* With only a minute to get the the power bracelets out of the volcano, Arin is confident he has enough time. Danny on the other hand says they need Grant in the room to tell him he hasn't got a fucking chance.
* The end of part 42? Their first encounter with [=ReDeads=].
-->''*Coffins start opening to reveal the [=ReDeads=]*''
-->'''Arin:''' Ohhhh God. Oh no.
-->'''Danny:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, this is fine. This is fine.]] You just sit tight, bird girl.
-->'''Arin:''' These are [=ReDeads=]...
-->'''Danny:''' Oh shit. Alright, you know what? Let's fight them next time on Game Grumps.
-->'''Arin:''' Oka--
--> ''*[=ReDead=] shrieks and starts to advance*''
--> '''Danny and Arin:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--''*Episode ends*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Maniac Mansion]]
* Trying to get Edna's attention and failing.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Super Mario World]]
* When Danny laments the fact that Luigi has always been stuck in Mario's shadow, Arin points out that the year 2013 was declared TheYearOfLuigi for this very reason, to give him ADayInTheLimelight. Danny's incredulous response is to ask what happened, as if that decision was made after something horrible happened to him.
* Likewise, when Danny, who is playing as Luigi, beats Iggy Koopa, the following cutscene states that ''Mario'' defeated him. Danny promptly makes things worse by accidentally saying: "Poor Mario- I mean poor Luigi. ''Damn it!''"
* From Part 4, Arin brings up to topic of babies being born without brains, and insists on showing pictures of them to Danny on his phone. The hilarity is just how uncomfortable Danny is about the conversation.
** Also from Part 4, Dan's dad being incapable of using Siri due to his accent.
* In part 5, the Grumps both freaking out when Danny glitches through the wall.
* The ending to part 6 where an accidental slip up from Danny of saying "steel injury" instead of "steel industry" leads to Arin acting out a pretend steel injury, and Danny [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] how he can never get away with any slip ups on the show. Could also be seen as an unintentional AuthorsSavingThrow since just a minute earlier Arin was going on another NostalgiaFilter rant about "new Mario", something certain groups of Grump fans are seeing as getting annoying (YMMV of course).
* Towards the end of part 8, Danny and Arin discuss attempting to stop using "gay" and "retarded" as negative terms and instead humor the idea of using them for positive terms instead. Come the start of the next episode, Arin immediately backpedals and uses retarded when discussing why Japan's Famicon controller is different from the SNES controller.
-->'''Danny:''' Why did they think America would prefer purple on purple.
-->'''Arin:''' Because, uhm... they think we're retarded and don't like children stuff.
-->'''Danny:''' You mean the good retarded...?
-->'''Arin:''' Ye--... (snickers)
-->'''Danny:''' What did we just talk about Arin? Jesus, that took, like, ten seconds.
* At the start of part 11, the very first thing we see is Luigi (played by Danny), standing in a narrow hallway with a gigantic boo right in front of him with its eyes covered and NO possible way of getting past. The first thing out of Danny's mouth is a deadpan "Well. This sucks ass."
* Both Arin and Danny's impersonation of Jasper T. Jowls from Chuck E. Cheese.
--> ''I hope you're enjoying our substandard pizza! It is not up to par. You don't know any better, you're just a dumb fuckin' kid. Thanks for spending your money!''
* In part 13, Arin completes the Special World, turning all Koopa shells into Mario heads. Danny, who doesn't realize it yet, tells a story that happened to him while he met Matt Thompson, executive producer of ''{{WesternAnimation/Archer}}'', only to stop midway through the story when he sees one of those Mario heads, saying "What the fuck is that?". His reaction afterwards, wanting to touch it but not quite knowing whether it's safe or not, combined with Arin's laughter makes it even funnier.
** The story itself is also hilarious: when Danny met Thompson, the latter was so wasted that he punched Danny in the dick.
** Also equally hilarious is Danny constantly cutting off his story to loudly complain about the fact that he can't get out of the Forest of Illusion because he can't find the proper exit.
-->'''Danny:''' And [Thompson's friend] comes up to me and he's like--(notices that no new board shows up after he completed a level)--WHAT THE FUCK!? What do I have to do to make more boards happen!?
* At the beginning of part 15, Arin, completely out of the blue, starts speaking in a heavy, European-ish accent about muffins.
-->'''Arin:''' ''ISS MADE OF A HUNDRED PERCENT CATTIN!''
-->'''Danny:''' ... Cattin'?
-->'''Arin:''' ''YUS! CATTIN'! AS IN THU ONE THA GOES MEOW-MEOW!''
* The beginning of Part 16.
-->'''Arin:''' Oh shit, getting mah boots!
-->'''Danny:''' Welcome back to Betrayal Grumps! (Beat, followed by Mario dying shortly after)
-->*Both grumps start to laugh*
-->'''Arin:''' God dammit! I think everything about the comedy of that was in the 'beep!' The little delicate death sound!
* In the beginning of the level, Danny misses a ledge and Arin teases him, saying he could get it if he was a "good player." Danny then proceeds to not only [[IronicEcho beat the level with Yoshi and get the secret exit]] (allowing them to skip Castle 7) but he also [[CurbStompBattle defeats Bowser's Castle and the boss in one try,]] only taking damage in the castle once, whereas Arin died in the very first room of the castle by holding a MechaKoopa for too long.
* The finale where Danny (playing as Luigi) beats the game and gets the ending...where it still says that ''Mario'' was the hero. The ending doesn't even mention Luigi's involvement!
-->'''Danny:''' Mario, the Princess, Yoshi and his friends...WHAT THE FUCK?!
** Doubly hilarious since Danny as Luigi has saved the day and defeated the final boss in three of the Mario games they've played so far (2, 3 and World)...and he still gets no thanks!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Super Metroid]]
* Since they can't skip the opening the first three minutes are them riffing on general Metroid jokes ("Samus is a '''''girl?!'''''"), but props more than anything to them talking about Samus' return to the space station at the start as if she'd just managed to get a block away before the scientists fucked everything up, especially the end bit.
-->'''Danny:''' So I flew back into fuckin' Unicron...
-->'''Arin:''' Yeah! She just, like, drops it off and then fuckin' is like, "Alright. Don't fuck with this." and they're like, "Alright. No worries."
-->'''Danny:''' They're, like, tossing it around like a football.
-->'''Arin:''' ''*Laughs*'' And then she fucking starts the car and--''*Starts making siren noises*''
--> ''*They both crack up*''
-->'''Danny:''' She sees on the security camera one scientists is wearing the Metroid as a hat! ''*Both laugh*'' "Look what I can do!!!"
* Arin dies by getting his remaining health sucked out of him by enemies that clinged onto him. Danny is immediately distracted by the death sequence.
-->'''Arin:''' Did I just die?
-->'''Danny:''' ''*Having seen Samus in her bikini now*'' [[DistractedByTheSexy Ohhhh!]] ''Fantastic!''
-->'''Arin:''' Oh my god. I have ''not'' been paying attention to my health!
-->'''Danny:''' I didn't realize, like, you get naked when you die! Like, we should have been dying ''more often.'' ''*Both laugh*''
* Arin has a "silly seizure" at the start of part 4.
* Their portrayal as Kraid as fat, gross, and prone to overeatting
--> '''Danny:''' ''*As Kraid dies*'' Do you have any butterrrrrrrrrrrrr...
* "Dimple Pumps"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Game Grumps VS]]
!!Pac-Attack
* Danny and Arin spend almost the entire episode throwing jabs at each other in [[http://youtu.be/8ZyJt7N_T80 New Yorker Accents.]]
** Danny discusses the proper way to say "douchebag".

!!Super Tennis
* Racist Bassist and Bummer Drummer.
* The "exchanges" during court switch.

!!Gundam: Battle Assault 2
* Danny playing nearly the entire VS as Big Zam.
-->'''Danny:''' Oh hey, Big Zam!
** And after Arin decides to play his game and choose Big Zam.
-->'''Danny:''' You son of a ''bitch'', I can't believe you'd do tha- bigzam
* How does Arin beat Big Zam? By getting behind it and attacking where Danny can't reach.
* The 'bonus round' with the two Ball mechs 'fighting.'

!!Family Feud: Decades
* "Name something that only happens to people once a year." Danny: "Show me [[spoiler:BUTTSECX (sic)!]]"

!!Ballz
* Arin taking advantage of Bruiser's walk animation when facing away from the camera.
* Danny reading off the announcements on the screen.

!!Wheel of Fortune

* Danny apparently knew the answer after the second turn, but lands on "Lose a Turn" ''[[EpicFail four turns in a row]]''. [[spoiler:He still wins the round.]]
** And Arin ending three turns in a row by landing on "Bankrupt", before also landing on "Lose a Turn". They progressively lose it as this goes on.
*** The above is made even better by Arin's TemptingFate moment, seconds before he lands on "Bankrupt" again.
* Keep in mind that all of what happens above occurs with Vanna White's inserts that border on the UncannyValley, making it sound like she's mocking the Grumps' terrible luck with the wheel.
* [[spoiler: Danny wins Round 1]], and to celebrate, Barry puts up a picture of DonaldDuck in a bathtub, with his face instead of Donald's and the caption "Bitches and hos, bitch's nose, bitches and hos.....................", with that many ellipses.
* "What have they won, Charlie?"
** "Nothing."
** "You've won an all-expense paid trip to ''my taint''."
* "Scooby-Doo, Where are YOX?"

!!You Don't Know Jack (PS1)
* They recieved the game from a fan nicknamed Matt the Spratt, and because Matt sent them a prize package, Arin and Danny have a contest to see who wins the prize and who "wins" the loser's prize. A live-action clip at the end shows the results: [[spoiler: Arin wins, and his prize is a copy of ''DJ Max - Emotional Sense Fever'' for the PSP. Danny, who loses, gets the right to be called "Fucbad" (spelled like that) for the next five hours, including episodes filmed during those five hours.]]
** [[spoiler: Before Arin opens his package, Danny asks to see it for a second, and just as Arin hands it over, Danny knocks it out of his hands. What makes it funnier is that Arin fell for it again literally seconds later.]]
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[[folder:One-Offs]]
!!Karate Kid
* Danny blurting out the name of every minigame that occurs, like a kid with ADHD.

!!Mickey Mousecapade
* '''The entire video.''' You know you have an entire video of funny when even ''Barry'' is putting "OHMYGODSTOPICANTBREATHE" in the description.
** To be more specific, they spend an entire 11 minutes (a full length episode) doing impressions of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywokdc8Am68 a bad Angry Video Game Nerd copycat]], no other jokes or even conversation besides laughing. And it is [[HilarityEnsues hilarious]].
** All of Arin's descriptions of the game. ''All. Of. Them.''
*** "This game is a bunch of poopy ass dicks covered in chocolate feces."
*** "What a bunch of poopy anus farts covered in dick waffles being poured over a fat girl's titties."
*** "What a bunch of brown and red feces. Yeah, that's bloody feces!"
*** "I farted on my mothers face, AND SHE LIKED IT BETTER THAN THIS GAME."
*** "I pissed a cactus out my dick!"
*** Whenever Arin references Minnie in the Bad AVGN Impersonator voice, he ends the sentence with "...bitch." in a totally different tone, causing both he and Danny to burst out in laughter.
** Plus there's Danny offhandedly saying that, by chance, ''this'' will be the first Grame Grumps episode his mom sees. And then he starts imagining [[SarcasmMode her praise]].
*** "Cool living you're making Dan. I'm really glad I sent you through college."

!!Skate or Die 2: The Search for Double Trouble
* Arin and Danny's reaction to finally being able to do a trick[[note]]dubbed the Whitney Houston We Have A Problem[[/note]] over the median. Followed quickly by a montage of the trick over and over to the theme song of the game.
** Earlier, their reactions to seeing their character either being ''split vertically down the middle'' of the median AND THEN ''getting crushed head-first'' into the median.
** Arin dubs the final trick the Beyonce Knowles No Bounds.
* The reaction to Icepick calling the main character a "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin poseur]]".
-->'''Dan!Icepick:''' Where'd you learn to ride?! [[GratuitousFrench France, where I learned to spell?!]]

!!Totally Rad
* The voices for Jake and Allison.
* Their reaction to the first boss.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLRQGRBgN_EnqIWG6TuaGLWmn9NLcaHi7P&v=pe5sYP0aiZ8&feature=player_detailpage#t=1093 Dan-Jake.]]

!!Chester Cheetah: Too Cool to Fool
* That tiny little glitch issue.
** "''Do something, Barry!''" [[spoiler: "BUY CHEETOS"]]
** Though it does give Arin and Danny time to ruminate on the postapocalyptic dystopia in which Chester Cheetah apparently lives.
* The sunglasses.
--> '''Danny:''' Are [those springs] wearing sunglasses?
--> '''Arin:''' Of course. Everything in this game is wearing sunglasses, you fucking idiot. How did you not notice that?
--> '''Danny:''' I just figured-oh Jesus, you're right. The fish-
--> '''Arin:''' The ''air'' is wearing sunglasses.

!!Home Alone
* Arin finds a sack of cash in the toilet.
--> '''Danny:''' Oh, there's money in the deuce machine!

!!Dennis the Menace
* The scary-ass giant Mr. Wilson that occasionally pops up out of absolutely nowhere to grab them and toss them out, which elicits genuine fear from Arin and Danny. It gets even better when Arin asks Danny if he wants to do a rap about him. It leaves Arin positively HOWLING with laughter afterwards. Made even funnier due to some hilarious sprite animation from Barry.
--> '''Danny:''' Give me a beat. ''*Arin starts beatboxing*'' My name is Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say / I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way / What are you doing in the basement? Get outta here!
-->''({{Beat}})''
--> '''Danny:''' GET OUTTA HERE!!! ''*Both Arin and Danny begin to absolutely crack up*'' There you go, Barry. There's some ''fucking gold.''
--> ''*They continue to crack up*''
--> '''Danny:''' Ohhhh no...it's broken us. The game has broken us.
** And [[http://youtu.be/YWPYF5thVPw?t=15m28s Arin's explanation]] of why he finds the "GET OUTTA HERE" portion of the rap so funny.
---> '''Arin:''' Because like... ''*laughs*'' ''*microphone fumbling*'' Because I just imagined Mr. Wilson like, actually rapping, and then he's just interrupted by Dennis, and he's just like "GET OUTTA HERE"...and it's like actually getting on his nerves, and he's like "GET ''OUTTA'' HERE!"
* The entire 'butt-ball' sequence, but notably when they use it as an excuse to turn Mr. Wilson into a MemeticMolester.
--> '''Danny:''' ''(as Mr. Wilson)'' Dennis, I'm sorry I yelled at you just there. What we're gonna do now, is I'm gonna learn ya how to play buttball...seeing as you're in my basement.
--> '''Arin:''' Step one: never tell your parents.
--> '''Danny:''' Step two: [[FightClubbing NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS!!!]]

!!Kendo Rage
* Sad Hoshi returns...as a shrimp.
** If the shrimp alone isn't enough to drive you to hysterics, Arin's laughter will.
!!Pinocchio
* Ego's impromptu beatboxing session at the end of the video.
* "When you wish upon a star, you'll play a game that's retaaaaarded...!"
* "They should have called this game Pi''[[BigNo NOOOO]]''cchio!"
* Danny and Arin's open letter to the producers of the game.
* Danny can't find any wood to make the sound Pinocchio presumably makes when he takes a "[[ToiletHumor puppet poop]]", leading to this exchange:
--> '''Danny:''' Barry, put in a wood block sound.
--> '''Barry:''' ''*wooden "plonk" noise*''
--> '''Danny:''' Thank you.

!!Goosebumps Horrorland
* The new 'Ghoul Grumps' intro, featuring Arin as Frankenstein's monster and Dan as Dracula.
--> '''Arin:''' Hey I'm Ghoul.
--> '''Danny:''' BLEH!
** Danny sings the final line in an over the top Count voice.
* During Calamity Canyon, Arin rapidly shakes the Wii Remote to make it more like an actual wooden roller coaster.
* On the first attempt of Wheel of Misfortune, Arin forgets to jump. The kid simply faceplants onto the springboard, which lamely ejects her into the water below.
* From the end:
--> '''Danny:''' Put up a [[RunningGag wolfjob]], Barry!
--> (Image of a doctor with a wolf head edited on)
--> '''Danny:''' But a ''Halloween'' one.
--> (A small Hershey bar is added to the bottom corner)
* From the opening cutscene of the game.
--> '''Girl''': Who is it?
--> '''Arin''': '''SATAN.'''

!!The Addams Family: Pugsley's Scavenger Hunt
* Danny and Arin notice the game sounds kind of "lonely" without any music, so they ask Barry to provide various accompaniments, starting with {{funk}}, then moving into [[TheRoaringTwenties the Charleston]] and ending with ''[[CrowningMusicOfAwesome Scottish]] [[{{Music/Alestorm}} pirate metal]]''. Both awesome ''and'' hilarious.

!!The Amazing Frog?
* The entire episode is made even more hilarious when you remember that it is taking place at one in the morning after fourteen straight hours of grumping with both Arin and Danny being exhausted.
* Danny is playing basketball:
-->'''Danny:''' (running up to the hoop) WHITE CHOCOLATE! (he throws the ball, completely misses the hoop and falls over)
-->'''Arin:''' (looking at the camera) You're not very good are you?
* The finale of the one-off is Arin and Danny having the most inept and hilarious chase sequence ever as they fight over the crown.
** The [[IncrediblyLamePun "crowner"]] has to be when Arin (who has the crown) manages to use some exploding barrels to safely catapult himself onto the roof of a nearby building, which Danny, being a newbie to the game hasn't managed to do yet. Arin then starts gloating only to immediately screw it up by ''falling off the roof of the building mid-gloat'' which allows Danny to (however briefly) take the crown. Danny does try to end the chase the moment he gets it by yelling "NEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS!!!" but it's clear they're having way too much fun to actually stop.
** Which is then finished by Arin suddenly getting launched thousands of feet into the air, unable to do a thing about it.
*** About half way down, Arin's frog seems to be ''[[IFellForHours resting its head on its hand casually.]]''
*** "He'll never make it..."
** "Oh man look behind you; I'm like the Terminator coming up".
* '''Danny''': BARRY DO SOMETHING!
--> '''Barry''': *makes a bunch of frogs fall onto the screen with the text "RELEASE THE FROGS"*
* Any time Danny accents an underwhelming jump or fall with a weak grunt. Especially effective after a kamikaze scream.

!!Endless Ocean
* When they meet a female NPC, they then start to act out the game as if it's a porno, even voicing out motion controls in smooth, totally relaxed voices. The results are hysterical.
-->'''Danny:''' Let's try licking vagina. Press the A button and shake the controller vigorously.
-->'''Arin:''' Not vigorous enough. Harder. Harder.
-->'''Danny:''' Don't be a gentlemen about it. Really fuckin' go wild. ''(both of them start to crack up)''
* When the grumps go back on the boat, they receive new mail. When they go to check it out, a brand new penguin is seen. Their reactions of surprise and awe must be heard.
* The last two minutes of the huge 44 minute extravaganza featuring Danny and Arin doing an interpretive dance to ''Prayer''.
* Can we just say that the whole episode was just one extra long CMoF?
* The RunningGag of calling penguins "Pandas".
* Arin refering to a manta ray as a [[CallBack "Flap Flap"]].
* A feature of the game allows you to pet the animals in order to learn their names causing Danny and Arin to joke about fondling wildlife and how unrealistic it is compared to RealLife.
** It gets to the point where they joke about what would happen if they tried to pet more dangerous fish like barracuda and sharks.
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