History Funny / FreedomPlanet2

* While Captain Kalaw is venting about his LonelyAtTheTop status, he's unaware that he's being filmed. Once the playable character points this out, however, he stops his ranting and [[LargeHam quickly gets back to his confident boasting]], claiming that [[BlatantLies he was under mind control.]] [[LampshadeHanging Carol even lampshades that nobody's going to buy his excuse.]]

* Right after Lilac/Milla/Neera or Carol/Spade formed a temporary truce with Aaa to take down Serpentine and steal back Syntax, Aaa gets off the BFF-3000 to discover that Syntax had already been taken by either team, and wonders where they went before delivering the following line.

* If you crouch for long enough as Milla, she'll flip unto her back with her paws in the air while wagging her tail: as if expecting belly rubs.
** The girls use their crouching animation when riding missiles to board the Sigwada. This means Milla wants belly rubs while literally riding the rocket.

** Also in Neera's story:

* Speaking of Zao, when he is told about the attack on Shang Tu Palace, what Merga did happens to be the least of his worries, especially with Captain Kalaw working with her.

-->'''Milla''': I could put on a cape, laugh maniacally, and declare my intent to conquer the world.\\

** Meanwhile, in Neera's story, after she leaves the arena, Askal gives an EvilLaugh, believing he was able to delay her long enough for Merga to activate Bakunawa's remaining beacons. Neera shuts him up by jamming an ice star into his mouth.

** All the other characters route has Milla assume she's on T.V. She gives an adorable and excited, "HI LILAC!", which Lilac reciprocates happily.

'''Askal:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wait, that robot thing is his dad]]? (referring to the inactive Syntax) \\

-->'''Syntax''': (rising from the wreckage) WELCOME. PLEASE STATE YOUR IDENTITY.\\

'''Syntax''': I'M SORRY. I DID NOT UNDERSTAND: "sash lie lack." DID YOU MEAN, "[[MaliciousMisnaming SQUIDHEAD]]"?\\
'''Lilac''': [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] Oooooohh!! Someone is DEFINITELY going to pay for that, and I get the feeling I know who!

-->'''Syntax''': (rising from the wreckage) WELCOME. PLEASE STATE YOUR IDENTITY.\\

'''Syntax''': I'M SORRY. I DID NOT UNDERSTAND: "totally not an intruder." DID YOU MEAN, "INTRUDER"?\\

-->'''Syntax''': (rising from the wreckage) WELCOME. PLEASE STATE YOUR IDENTITY.\\

'''Syntax''': I'M SORRY. I DID NOT UNDERSTAND: "[[ImAHumanitarian i'm meal uh, i come in piece!]]" DID YOU MEAN, "INTRUDER"?\\
'''Milla''': No, absolutely not! Please don't send any guard robots! Oh dear.

-->'''Syntax''': (rising from the wreckage) WELCOME. PLEASE STATE YOUR IDENTITY.\\

'''Syntax''': I'M SORRY. I DID NOT UNDERSTAND: "This is lieu tenant near a lee of the royal army of Shang two" DID YOU MEAN, "INTRUDER"?\\
'''Neera''': [[BringIt Absolutely]].

-> '''Dail:''' (upon remembering Brevon's assault on Avalice, and subsequently, his father's murder) Father...\\

-->'''Carol:''': Hey, Cory! What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I LAVA YOU!\\
-->'''Carol:''': This is taking our relationship for GRANITE!\\
-->'''Carol:''': Maybe we could work things out if I were a little BOULDER!\\
-->'''Spade:''': Stop.\\
-->'''Carol:''': I think we've really hit ROCK BOTTOM!\\
-->'''Spade:''': Stop!\\
-->'''Carol:''': I'd hate to make a MOUNTAIN out of a MOLEHILL, but things between us have been pretty ROCKY!\\
-->'''Spade:''': STOP!\\
-->'''Carol:''': Let's talk about the old times! Get a little SEDIMENT-AL!\\
-->'''Spade:''': For crying out loud, that's enough!\\
-->'''Carol:''': ...Rock pun!\\
-->'''Spade:''': (Grrrrr gonna... pin you under a boulder...)\\

-->'''Carol:''' All right, Operation Annoy The Heck Out of Sis is a-go! Wow, that really takes me back...\\
-->'''Carol:''' Hey, Cory! What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I LAVA YOU!\\
-->'''Carol:''' This is taking our relationship for GRANITE!\\
-->'''Carol:''' Maybe we could work things out if I were a little BOULDER!\\
-->'''Spade:''' Stop.\\
-->'''Carol:''' I think we've really hit ROCK BOTTOM!\\
-->'''Spade:''' Stop!\\
-->'''Carol:''' I'd hate to make a MOUNTAIN out of a MOLEHILL, but things between us have been pretty ROCKY!\\
-->'''Spade:''' STOP!\\
-->'''Carol:''' Let's talk about the old times! Get a little SEDIMENT-AL!\\
-->'''Spade:''' For crying out loud, that's enough!\\
--> Beat
-->'''Carol:''' ...Rock pun!\\
-->'''Spade:''' *Muttering* (Grrrrr gonna... pin you under a boulder...)\\

* Beat*

* When you fight the boss at the museum stage as Lilac, the same bot that smashed her and Carols treehouse, Lilac calls up Carol who wants to come and help smash it to bits as she mentioned earlier. Lilac tells her to stand down as the situation calls for a more, "Delicate Touch", and hangs up. Her response immediately after?

* Aaa's Introduction. Just... all of it. Screeching like crazy over his wrecked bot, seemingly passing out after complaining about how much work he put into it, only to reveal that he was pulling the classic ISurrenderSuckers routine before the next stage starts. Sarah Anne Williams voice sells his character perfectly, and the heroes' reaction to his character is priceless.

* The comm conversations in Shenlin Park are particularly funny because of Neera's [[StraightMan straightwoman]] status among the group.

* In Bakunawa Rush, there's a recurring mini-boss that the girls have to bust through multiple times. Come the third time, though, Serpentine charges through and wrecks it himself to save them the bother.

'''Carol:''' (''if playing as her'') Crap! Not him again...?\\

* After the heroines leave the Globe Opera, Lilac is quick to realise the group have fallen into a trap, with her and Milla racing away faster than Carol or Neera, which the wildcat wonders about. Neera reassures her that she has a cunning plan to keep up with them. Her cunning plan? Get Carol to use her motorbike to escort the two together.

-->'''Serpentine:''' TCHYAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You can't hide from me, monkey boy! Return the Syntax drone to me at once! Else my overwhelming power will BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES!\\

--->'''Aaa:''' Hey! NoFairCheating, you cheater!\\

* While the other girls exclaim excitedly upon opening a treasure chest that contained an unlockable, Neera simply remarks "Oh, joy" or a simple "Hmph", showing off her DeadpanSnarker tendencies.

-->'''Milla''': Lady Neera? Oh my gosh, you're on TV!\\

'''Neera:''' (''if not playing as Carol'') [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe You cannot be serious!]] That song and dance routine is ''required'' for this thing to function?!\\

'''Aaa:''' Hey! NoFairCheating, you cheater!
'''Serpentine:''' I am not cheating. I'm just smarter than you. And now, nothing will stop me from- (Aaa throws a rock at his mech)
'''Syntax''': FOREIGN OBJECT DETECTED.
'''Serpentine:''' Ahem. As I was saying... Nothing will stop me from- (Aaa throws more rocks at him)