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Niles: Then ''[[SeriousBusiness SPELL HIS ASS OFF!!!]]''

* Niles' encouragement for Freddie at the end: [[SeriousBusiness "SPELL HIS ASS OFF!!!"]] The entire episode plays up "The Bee" for maximum melodrama as though it's a Samurai Code or something. Especially the "legend" of Niles Crane.

''[Frasier turns around to see Daphne has already painted a watercolor of Sam]''

* As part of Frasier and Niles's New Years 2000 celebration, they plan to go to Sun Valley, but with it being just before New Years, they can't book a flight. SmashCut to the Crane men in Martin's Winnebago, with Niles looking [[KubrickStare exactly]] as thrilled with this as you can imagine.

-->'''Niles:''' ''[exiting the elevator and taking in the sight of Roz and Daphne; Daphne suddenly stiffens and avoids eye contact]'' Well, there's a Christmas tableau! "Naughty and Nice". ''[Roz glares at him and enters the open elevator]''\\

-->'''Frasier:''' ''[handing Martin the headphones]'' Dad, I bought you these headphones so that I wouldn't be subjected to your sports dribble! Please put them on!\\

* Later, Julia is playing Pictionary with the Cranes and Daphne. Frasier makes a bad drawing, which causes Julia to make snide comments on all of them before choking on something. When Frasier finally notices, he excuses her to the bathroom. The following conversation ensues...

[[folder:721: The Three faces of Frasier]]

* Want to see a magnificent actor [[LargeHam ham it]] UpToEleven? Watch Sir Creator/DerekJacobi on the stage in this episode. Jackson Headley's performances are a masterpiece of deliberately hammy acting filled with overly-dramatic gasps and constant shifting from bellowing to whispering and back again.

* Frasier and Niles stumble upon a disembodied skull. [[LargeHam Their dramatic reactions are definitely something to behold]]--and the camera work brings it UpToEleven. The funniest part is that the audience already knows it's a fake skull from a previous scene in {{Flashback}} showing young Frasier and Niles talking about getting it for their play, then losing it.

* The climax, as Daphne finally reaches breaking point. As the other characters are captivated and horrified by the four-car pile-up caused by Daphne's [[RantInducingSlight Slight-Induced Rant]], [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone including Daphne herself]], a miffed, cold-ridden and ''completely'' oblivious Frasier walks by to provide some much-needed MoodWhiplash:

* Frasier [[RantInducingSlight loses his cool]], complete with a horse-like whinny on the final word of the following line, when he finds out that the seafood restaurant is out of every fish dish on the menu and they offer him steak.

[[folder:Season 7]]
[[AC:701: Momma Mia]]

[[AC:702: Father of the Bride]]

[[AC:703: Radio Wars]]

[[AC:704: Everyone's a Critic]]

[[AC:707: A Tsar is Born]]

[[AC:708: The Late Dr. Crane]]

[[AC:709: The Apparent Trap]]

[[AC:710: Back Talk]]

[[AC:711: The Fight Before Christmas]]

[[AC:712: RDWRER]]

[[AC:713: They're Playing Our Song]]

[[AC:714: Big Crane on Campus]]

[[AC:715: Out with Dad]]

[[AC:716: Something about Dr. Mary]]

[[AC:717: Whine Club]]

[[AC:718: Hot Pursuit]]

[[AC:719: Morning Becomes Entertainment]]

[[AC:720: To Thine Old Self Be True]]

[[AC:721: The Three faces of Frasier]]

[[AC:722: Dark Side of the Moon]]

[[AC:723: Something Borrowed, Someone Blue, Part 1]]

[[AC:724: Something Borrowed, Someone Blue, Part 2]]

[[folder:Season 8]]
[[AC:801: And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon, Part 1]]

[[AC:802: And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon, Part 2]]

[[AC:803: The Bad Son]]

[[AC:804: The Great Crane Robbery]]

[[AC:809: Frasier's Edge]]

[[AC:810: Cranes Unplugged]]

[[AC:812: The Show Must Go Off]]

[[AC:813: Sliding Frasiers]]

[[AC:814: Hungry Heart]]

[[AC:815: Hooping Cranes]]

[[AC:816: Docu.Drama]]

[[AC:817: It Takes Two to Tangle]]

[[AC:818: Forgotten but Not Gone]]

[[AC:819: Daphne Returns]]

[[AC:820: The Wizard and Roz]]

[[AC:821: Semi-Decent Proposal]]

[[AC:822: A Passing Fancy]]

[[AC:823: A Day in May]]

[[AC:824: Cranes Go Caribbean]]

[[folder:Season 9]]
[[AC:901: Don Juan in Hell, Part 1]]

[[AC:902: Don Juan in Hell, Part 2]]

[[AC:903: The First Temptation of Daphne]]

[[AC:906: Room Full of Heroes]]

[[AC:907: Bla Z Boy]]

[[AC:908: The 2000th Show]]

[[AC:910: Junior Agent]]

[[AC:911: Bully for Martin]]

[[AC:912: Mother Load, Part 1]]

[[AC:913: Mother Load, Part 2]]

[[AC:914: Juvenilia]]

[[AC:915: The Proposal]]

[[AC:916: Wheels of Fortune]]

[[AC: 917: Three Blind Dates]]

[[AC:918: War of the Words]]

[[AC:919: Deathtrap]]

[[AC:921: Cheerful Goodbyes]]

[[AC:922: Frasier Has Spokane]]

[[AC:923: The Guilt Trippers]]
* Niles trying to talk to Mr. Moon to go talk to Gertrude. The minute he mentions this, the entire bad falls silent.

[[AC:924: Moons Over Seattle]]

[[folder:Season 10]]
[[AC:1001: The Ring Cycle]]

[[AC:1002: Enemy at the Gate]]

[[AC:1003: Proxy Prexy]]

[[AC:1004: Kissing Cousin]]

[[AC:1005: Tales from the Crypt]]

[[AC:1006: Star Mitzvah]]

[[AC:1007: Bristle While You Work]]

[[AC:1008: Rooms with a View]]

[[AC:1010: We Two Kings]]

[[AC:1012: The Harassed]]

[[AC:1013: Lilith Needs a Favor]]

[[AC:1014: Daphne Does Dinner]]

[[AC:1015: Trophy Girlfriend]]

[[AC:1016: Fraternal Schwinns]]

[[AC:1017: Kenny on the Couch]]

[[AC:1018: Roe to Perdition]]

[[AC:1020: Farewell, Nervosa]]

[[AC:1021: The Devil and Dr. Phil]]

[[AC:1022: Fathers and Sons]]

[[AC:1023: Analyzed Kiss]]

[[AC:1024: A New Position for Roz]]

[[folder:Season 11]]
[[AC:1101: No Sex Please, We're Skittish]]

[[AC:1102: A Man, a Plan and a Gal: Julia]]

[[AC:1103: The Doctor is Out]]

[[AC:1106: I'm Listening]]

[[AC:1107: Maris Returns]]

[[AC:1108: Murder Most Maris]]

[[AC:1109: Guns 'N' Neuroses]]

[[AC:1111: High Holidays]]

[[AC:1112: Frasier-Lite]]

[[AC:1114: Freudian Sleep]]

[[AC:1115: Caught in the Act]]

[[AC:1116: Boo!]]

[[AC:1117: Coots and Ladders]]

[[AC:1118: Match Game]]

[[AC:1120: And Frasier Makes Three]]

[[AC:1121: Detour]]

[[AC:1122: Crock Tales]]

[[AC:1123: Goodnight Seattle, Part 1]]

[[AC:1124: Goodnight Seattle, Part 2]]

* They invite Jackson's father (Creator/PatrickMacNee) because Jackson has serious [[ParentalIssues daddy issues]], but not only does it not work, he turns out to be a lech and constantly grabs Roz's ass.

* When Frasier and Niles realise how terrible Headley is they desperately try to cancel the show but ''everything'' they do fails. Eventually Headley slips on a patch of water and it looks like the show is finally doomed. Frasier goes out on stage to explain to the audience...only for Headley to ''crawl'' on stage to deliver his monologue from ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''.

'''Martin:''' Yes. And... that one with all the different personalities. Um... Sybil.\\

-->'''Niles:''' (''to Frasier, just as the loud music cuts out'') [[SevenMinuteLull I'M BEGGING YOU, YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME!!]]

-->'''Niles:''' (''to Frasier, just as the loud music cuts out'') [[SevenMinuteLull WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME!?]]

* In the 2002 vignette, we get this gem of PurpleProse even by Niles' standards:

* When Frasier replaces Martin's chair with a designer Eames chair, Martin gives this line:

* Once Lilith is in, she tries to make small talk... and fails dismally, insulting Daphne's appearance trying to talk about her pregnancy. When it turns out Frasier isn't there, she leaves, and a hurt Daphne decides to make herself a sandwich, but not Niles. As she enters the kitchen, Daphne tosses him a banana, forgetting this is ''[[TheKlutz Niles]]'' she's dealing with. He not only fails to catch it, but knocks a box off the table where Martin was keeping his old gun, setting it off.

* Frasier, meeting Charlotte, a woman who runs a matchmaking service and assumes mistakenly he was looking for her services (having accidently got off on the wrong floor on the way to his office). She tries giving him her card anyway.

'''Roz:''' It needed be, but it be.\\

* Frasier, fresh off his apparent break-up with Julia, comes into Café Nervossa looking to unload on Niles, who, after eleven years of woes isn't remotely sympathetic, and can predict what Frasier will say.

'''Lilith:''' ''(though the door)'' Maybe if you slid me a key, I could let myself in?

* Meeting up at Café Nervossa, Daphne and Niles reveal they've decided to go granola as well, with Niles having caught the Couvade Syndrome from the Granola Couple, and the Crane brothers start one-upping one another when the topic of a doula comes up.

** During TheStinger, the Mom, having hated her when she was alive as a "moocher", laughs at the corpse and basically lets it know she's glad her stepmother's dead.

* At the beginning of the episode, Niles informs Frasier and Roz about a very overweight woman at the donut shop across the road who's clearly having problems stopping. They're horrified by Niles's apparent voyeurism.

'''Niles:''' It's ''Maris''. ''(Frasier and Roz immediately rush back to the window)''
** Later, Roz reports, "Well, she moved next door to the Italian deli. The guy just took the two-foot salami out the window."

* In the stinger, Daphne finds the smut mag, and as Martin tries reading it again, she marches past and snatches it from his, as Martin pleads for her not to.

* In a bit of a ContinuityNod, Frasier reports that while he and Dinah aren't right for each other, she is really a pleasant, nice woman. All Martin has on his mind? Lasciviously musing, "Imagine what her mother looks like!"

'''Niles:''' You're ALWAYS asking! Badgering! ''Spying'' on me! Well, I won't be ''suffocated'' anymore! I'm ''tired'' of being your trophy boy! It's '''over!''' You hear me!? '''''Over!''''' ''[sniffs haughtily]'' And I'm ''keeping'' the jewelry. ''[sweeps off, slamming the door behind him]''\\

* Martin tells Niles "there's nothing wrong with a little fantasy", and at the dinner table, he starts pretending Mia really is Hester, calling her "dear", and when Mia objects to the bickering, Martin backs her up like he was married to her. This makes Niles pause and stare in shock at Martin.

* Later, when they're having dinner, Frasier - referring to Niles's bug phobia - says that a psychiatrist should be self-aware. Since Frasier still hasn't figured out Mia's resemblance to his mother, this sets Niles off in a TranquilFury fashion.

--> '''Martin''': I know I always told you boys that sports aren't important... but they ''are''.