History Funny / FireEmblemFates

* Many characters have reactions ranging from shocked, annoyed, or amused at being given the bath towel as a gift:

'''Soleil''': [[http://whiterosetea.tumblr.com/post/140740399196/gave-her-a-bath-towel-her-reaction-is-justi-love No. NO!]] [[CutenessProximity This is too cute!]] [[NoNudityTaboo I'm gonna put it on right now!]] [[InnocentFanserviceGirl Wait, where are you going?!]]\\

* The animations of the Apothecary and Merchant classes are hysterical. They flail around with their weapons, and if they win, they either drop their weapon and/or fall on their ass.

* In Chapter 19 of ''Revelation'', the Dragon Tiles allow the characters to generate Replicas of themselves that can clear out half the map, harvesting items and EXP for the originals (though they disappear if the chara is taken out and viceversa). That's not the funny detail. The hilarity comes if/when a Replica gains a level and the RNG screws them - the result is a ''very'' [[http://imgur.com/J8aTrXy angry-looking Replica]] being all [[HeroicMime "..."]].

** Bath towels. On your entire army. One can imagine that everyone was just enjoying themselves in a hot spring, only to spring to action in such nominal clothing because they didn't have time to put on their armor.

'''Selena''': Where do you get off calling me "weird" out of the blue?! Talk about rude! I challenge you to name one weird thing about me! Go on—try it!\\

* Peri and Kaden's C-Support begins with the murderous and bloodthirsty Peri ''absolutley flipping out'' and sobbing over a caterpillar that climbed on to her back. And once Kaden gets it off, she thanks him before rather bluntly ordering him to kill it.

** Extra hilarious (and a little [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]]) if Dwyer's mother is Charlotte, who does the exact same thing to a Faceless in her supports with Xander. Apparently, punching out undead monsters [[LikeFatherLikeSon runs in the family]].

** Arthur's [[http://serenesforest.net/wiki/index.php/Fates_Supports/Arthur_Setsuna supports]] with [[spoiler:Setsuna]] in ''Revelation'' have a foot here, and another in CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming. The funny part comes from his misfortunes extending to her [[spoiler:and the RunningGag of Setsuna falling into pits extending to ''him'']].

** To illustrate just how terrible his luck is, his son Percy in his C-support with the male Avatar comments how yesterday, Arthur was [[RunningGag hit by lightning, pooped on by wyverns, and trampled by a horse]]. And he goes as far as to comment it's not unusual, but ''below-average''. [[HeartwarmingMoments Which is why Percy holds so much respect for his father since with luck like that, it takes courage just getting out of bed]].

** While it may not be as humorous, it also similarly applied with their daughters, Selkie and Velouria. The supports involved Selkie getting Velouria to play with her and Velouria trying to ignore her in favor of finding something for Keaton. The A support takes a small turn of [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming heartwarming]].

* Silas and Setsuna's S support is part heartwarming, part hilarious in that Setsuna manages to fall into a pitfall trap. Twice. And she loses track of what Silas was doing (his marriage proposal) after he saves her from the first trap! Poor Silas. After the second time it happens, though, Silas happily tells her that he doesn't mind saving her, since [[CrowningMomentofHeartwarming he can't bear to live in a world without her anymore]]. He declares he'd save her every time, even if the world were covered in pitfalls.

* Mitama and Siegbert's S-support has Mitama being irritated over Siegbert waking her up (since he keeps interrupting her nap time in their support conversations) just so he can confess to her. After several seconds of Siegbert [[CanNotSpitItOut stumbling over his confession]], she admits to liking him too...before shooing him away so she can go back to sleep. [[spoiler:It does get very [[CrowningMomentofHeartwarming sweet near the end, however.]]]]

* Percy's paralogue involves Arthur [[MistakenIdentity getting mistaken for a bandit named Gazak]] by mercenaries, resulting in you having to fight them off. For context, Gazak is the boss of Forrest's paralogue, and you can easily tell Arthur and Gazak look nothing alike. Even more so, you could of already killed off Gazak and these mercenaries apparently aren't aware of this, making the whole scene even more absurd.

** Her [[Creeator/ElizabethDaily English voice]] only [[VocalDissonance compounds it]], as it's extremely high-pitched and happy-sounding, hardly fitting for what she's saying. At best, it cements her as a [[PsychopathicManchild Psychopathic Womanchild]].

* [[spoiler:Supports between Kaden and Keaton in the ''Revelation'' route is basically a BokeAndTsukkomiRoutine duo with over the top hilarity.]]
** [[spoiler:While it may not be as humorous, it also similarly applied with their daughters, Selkie and Velouria. The supports involved Selkie getting Velouria to play with her and Velouria trying to ignore her in favor of finding something for Keaton. The A support takes a small turn of [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming heartwarming]].]]
* [[spoiler:Takumi and Camilla]]'s ''Revelation'' [[http://pastebin.com/A0t7TECg supports]] are hilarious, what with [[{{Tsundere}} the former]] [[NotSoStoic unable to stop stuttering nervously]] and the latter [[TheTease treating him like a baby]] and attempting to feed him.

** Also, the RunningGag that has poor Oboro [[FaceOfAThug accidentally scaring off people]] with her {{death glare}}s and then being completely confused as to ''why'' they're running away. Double if it happens with [[spoiler:'''Benny'''.]]

** It becomes extra hilarious when one [[FridgeLogic stops to wonder]] what the things that Silas [[YouDoNotWantToKnow didn't want to mention]] were, if he was willing to tell Nyx ''that''.

* Once a unit reaches 0 HP, their quotes as they fall to the ground typically avert this. ''[[FightingNarcissist Kaden]] '', however:
--> '''Kaden:''' I'm too gorgeous... to die...

'''Odin''': [[SuddenlyShouting MY GODS! THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE SMILE!]] You are truly your mother's son, my child!

--->'''Jakob''': I can think of many things, but you lack the training required. The art of the manservant is a sacred one, requiring years of dedication and service! Without both, I would not be the icon of immaculate professionalism you see now. Only through this training did I become capable of tending to her every need. It also taught me how to make a killer cup of joe.

** Probably the best examples of Saizo losing his cool is his Support with [[TheDitz Setsuna]], poor man gets driven damn near ''insane.''

--> Kaden: Now hold your horses! I didn't say that I don't love you! I
-->just didn't say I don't love you! Er wait..
--> Peri: S-so you do? Does that mean you'll marry me? Oh I'm so glad! I thought I was going to have to take your heart myself!
--> Kaden: Take my heart?
--> Peri: Yeah! If you weren't going to give to me how else was I gonna get it? I even had my knife ready to cut it out. But I'm so glad we're getting married instead!
--> Kaden: ••• M-me to my love

Peri and Kaden's S-support has this
--> Peri: Does this mean you don't love me back? But I thought Oh no no. No no NO!(Crying) WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!

just didn't say I don't love you! Er wait..

--> Peri and Kaden's S-support has this
Peri: Does this mean you don't love me back? But I thought Oh no no. No no NOyome(Crying) WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
Kaden: Now hold your horses! I didn't say that I don't love you! I just didn't say I don't love you! Er wait..
Peri: S-so you do? Does that mean you'll marry me? Oh I'm so glad! I thought I was going to have to take your heart myself!
Kaden: Take my heart?
Peri: Yeah! If you weren't going to give to me how else was I gonna get it? [[ Yandere]] I even had my knife ready to cut it out. But I'm so glad we're getting married instead!
Kaden: ••• M-me to my love

[[folder:DLC]]
* One fan-translation has Jakob ''dropping a PrecisionFStrike on [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Frederick]]'' in a DLC chapter:
-->'''Jakob''': What the hell is your problem, you son of a bitch?\\
'''Frederick''': ... What is it? It's rude to walk up to others and suddenly call them sons of bitches.
** That's just how the convo ''starts'', and it just gets better from there, with the two of them having a contest on who better serves their respective lord. A sample:
--->'''Jakob''': For my master's sake, I wake up early every morning to inspect the equipment, polishing each one until they shine brighter than they did when first bought!\\
'''Frederick''': [[SerialEscalation If my master wishes to eat fish, I would cross three mountains to obtain it for him, and if he is about to let out even the slightest sneeze, I offer him my own handmade scarves!]]
** Gets even funnier when one remembers that's the very same thing Chrom used as an example of Frederick's service getting overbearing and annoying in their B support in Awakening.
** The actual translation is just as good. They still get into their SerialEscalation argument, during which the topic of controlling the temperature in their respective lieges' rooms comes up. Jakob claims to immediately stoke the fire or crack a window if Corrin gets even slightly uncomfortable... only for Frederick to one-up him by saying he's ''made a mechanism that makes the windows crack themselves''. Jakob then ''actually considers making one himself.''
** Frederick wants the Avatar to prove his/her worth by giving him a royal object. However, the Avatar only has jerky on them at that particular moment. When Frederick questions what kind it is, the Avatar tells him it's bear jerky. [[DoesNotLikeSpam Naturally]], this grosses Frederick out.
** In the beginning of that DLC chapter, the Avatar and their steward ask Chrom's group about the invisible soldiers. When the Avatar's steward thinks it's a bad idea to bring up the invisible soldiers so that the two won't cause a ruckus, the Avatar decides to change it to invisible ''warthogs''. The accompanied steward later dreads having the Avatar improvise. What makes this even better is that Chrom ''actually believes this''.
** If Odin is brought on the map, he can talk with Lissa. After hearing his name, delivered with his [[LargeHam usual mannerisms]], Lissa muses that's such a strong name and if she has a son, she'll have to name him something similar. [[spoiler:Yes, in a roundabout way, Odin/Owain managed to name ''himself''.]]
** If [[{{Expy}} Caeldori]] is brought on the map, then Chrom can [[IdenticalStranger mistake her for Cordelia]]. It gets extra funny if Caeldori [[FailedASpotCheck doesn't have red hair]], which gives her at least ''some'' difference from Cordelia's appearance.
* The battle in the [[BeachEpisode Paradise Scramble / Beach Brawl]] DLC; it consists of both royal families and their subordinates beating each other up with [[JokeWeapon gag weapons]] like [[FryingPanOfDoom frying pans]], [[ParasolOfPain umbrellas]], [[GrievousBottleyHarm wine bottles]] [[TheNudifier and weapons]] that cause massive ClothingDamage. If the players can imagine a [[FullFrontalAssault near naked Ryoma]] trying to beat up Xander [[EdibleBludgeon with a pair of radishes]] then they've got a good idea of how silly the whole battle is.
** The entirely of Paradise Scramble actually. One of the highlights is when Oboro, Peri and Kagero start fangirling over the idea of their lords in the beach, just for Niles, of all people, joins them suggesting that he wants to fanboy over Leo.
** With Sakura's team, Sakura asks Hana and Subaki at the beginning if they'd worry about sending her to the island alone. Subaki reassures Hana (whom was concerned about pirates) that he ''already patrolled the island beforehand to make sure it was safe''.
*** Plus there's Sakura's ''actual'' reason to get there...
---->"“Hmm? [[ReluctantWarrior Must we battle over this? Well, the truth is that I really wasn't willing to do this.]] [[SweetTooth But then I heard about all the fruit on the island!]] [[ApologeticAttacker So I'm sorry.]] [[BigEater But I have to feast upon all that yummy stuff!]]”"
** In the dialogue for Hinoka's team, you get this rather humorous exchange between her and her retainers that doubles as MoodWhiplash in context.
--->'''Azama''': And return from paradise bearing gifts for your most loyal servants.\\
'''Setsuna''': Wow. Neat. Get me a pineapple.\\
'''Hinoka''': Huh? Is that what you two are REALLY after?!
*** At the beginning of the battle, Hinoka is disgruntled that no one consulted her before dragging her into a competition for something she hadn't wanted. She even has the full intention of immediately forfeiting before her retainers convince her otherwise.
*** After you win and Hinoka goes on that trip, her retainers receive a letter and a picture of her knocking down coconuts. When they question why she's not relaxing instead, her letter reveals that she got a job to earn money because ''they forgot to pack her any''.
** If Takumi wins the trip, when Oboro and Hinata look at the photo enclosed in his letter, they both go into VisibleSilence before Hinata comments the one in the photo CAN'T be Takumi. Oboro agrees with him because Takumi never smiles like he does in the photo and even goes as far as to claim ''it's a tropical doppelganger''. Doubles also as Heartwarming, as Takumi clearly looks like he's having fun.
*** It also starts with Takumi going all {{Tsundere}} on the trip, pretending he doesn't want to go, but his retainers know better than that. Hell, if you confront him in battle, you can catch him daydreaming about the trip. His defeat quote is even him sulkily admitting that he did want to go.
--->'''Takumi''': Now, here's the plan. We lose. First round--we drop our weapons.\\
'''Oboro and Hinata''': [[VisibleSilence ...]]\\
'''Takumi''': What?! Do I detect something other than total obedience?
** If you choose Ryoma's team, Saizo and Kagero take the entire thing as SeriousBusiness that Ryoma should win to take the beach trip. Ryoma [[LampshadeHanging even acknowledges somewhat how ridiculous it is]].
*** WHAT [[TheComicallySerious Saizo and Kagero]] actually say ''alone'' is hilarious.
---->'''Saizo''': I vow as the fifth in a line of Saizos to secure your place in the sun.\\
'''Kagero''': I am prepared! I will lay down my life to ensure you lie on a beach blanket.
** If Xander wins the trip, his retainers make him promise to pick up shells and look for beautiful women (you can guess who asked for what); the result ends with Xander making a list of shells and providing scientific details about each shell and collecting a list of all the women he can find along with their likes and occupations, etc. This causes Peri and Laslow to wonder if he did any relaxing at all.
** BUT the greatest moment was when they receive a picture of Xander holding a Lilith floatie. Peri then proceeds to explain that Xander has ''ABSOLUTELY ZERO'' swimming talent (he can't even doggy paddle). Which is why he always carries the floatie around and looks kind of pissed in that picture. The idea that Xander is unable to swim and must always carry that adorable floatie with him is just hilarious.
*** Funnier still: Peri's comment means that Xander apparently ''forgot how to swim'', as his B support with Leo has Leo mention that Xander ''excelled'' at swimming (among other things).
*** Just the fact that the floatie is ''shaped like'' ''[[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Lilith]]'' on its own can be funny. It's just so unexpected. Then give it to Xander, and it gets hilarious for TheComicallySerious reasons.
** Leo in particular has absolutely no want for entering the Battle and doesn't want to go on the vacation. Honestly, the only reason is because his retainers are making him. Niles is making him go because he loves the idea of Leo suffering on the beach, and Odin does it because he believes it's Leo's "destiny". You can see him visibly annoyed and upset the entire scramble.
*** The best part is how all the other royal siblings (and their retainers) treat the trip as SeriousBusiness (key figures are the above mentioned Saizo and Kagero). Leo's increasing exasperation makes him come across as an OnlySaneMan, and it makes Niles and Odin's antics even more hilarious.
* Many of the comments in Boo Camp[[note]]the EXP grinding DLC[[/note]] are pretty comedic, with the characters trying to keep their cool, and sometimes breaking.
** Scarlet's dialogue shows [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall an unusual amount of medium awareness]], as players will likely be using the map exactly for what she suspects.
--->'''Scarlet''': [[MediumAwareness If this is secretly an exercise to get us to pair]] [[{{Shipping}} into romantic couples... it's working!]]
** Takumi tries to bluff that's he's not scared of the monsters, boldly stating that he's not afraid of the dark, the supposedly haunted mountains, or the [[HeWasRightThereAllAlong monster that's appeared in front of him]]. Made even better by the [[NotSoAboveItAll nervous]]-[[BlatantLies sounding]] "Oh, my..." voice clip that goes along with it.
--->'''Takumi:''' I'm not afraid of the dark, or "haunted" mountains, or that monster over there. [[SuddenlyShouting WHEN DID THAT GET HERE?! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!]]
** And of course, Soleil's thinking about something else while they're fighting.
--->'''Soleil''': The cute screams of girls in distress... The adorable way they quiver in fear... This is bliss. Or it would be if a certain monster weren't spoiling my view!
** Keaton's response is [[MyInstinctsAreShowing amusing, due to his reactions to the stimuli]].
--->'''Keaton''': I can't tell what I like more, all the mud or all the bones. If this is what tests of courage are like, we should have one every day!
** Charlotte tries to use the DamselInDistress routine... only for no one to help and gets pissed.
--->'''Charlotte''': A zombie! Who can save me from this horrible, disgusting fiend?! Ugh.... get away, dammit, before I MAKE you go away! They're not supposed to see a petite maiden like me whipping your butt!
** Hayato's mature young man persona shatters instantly upon seeing the monsters, leaving him crying and wailing for an adult. It's almost enough to push it into TearJerker territory, if not for the fact that this ''is'' [[AdorablyPrecociousChild Hayato]] we're talking about.
---> '''Hayato''': Aaaaaaah! Help! It's a monster! Oh no... with my vision blurry from the tears, it's even scarier! H-help! I need an adult!
** Hinata will mention he once visited graveyards as a kid and often was followed by a woman in a white kimono. He ends up doing a DoubleTake... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint before concluding she had a crush on him]].
*** And, in something of a BrickJoke, Hisame will comment that he's had no patience for anything remotely spirit-related, thanks to a time when Hinata said that there was a woman in a white dress standing behind him. He then proceeds to threaten a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown for the monsters reminding him of that.
** And then there's Sakura's when she gets jumped by a monster:
--->'''Sakura''': Aaaaaaaah! Is that a ghost? A-a monster? [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs A...a ghost monster?!]] Maybe if I breathe deep and calm, it won't be scary. Maybe...
** Setsuna's comment is hilarious by virtue of her [[DissonantSerenity completely unfitting dissonance]] and the WhamLine she drops.
--->'''Setsuna''': A monster... this is a test of courage, all right. Except you're just not that scary. [[spoiler:[[WhamLine Not next to that headless samurai]] [[DissonantSerenity who spent the night with me in the pit trap.]]]]
* Many of the comments in Ghostly Gold[[note]]Money grinding DLC[[/note]] are the characters complaining about their lack of sleep from staying up all night for watch. Though some characters slip some comedy in.
** Laslow's dialogue is hilarious, simply because of just how ''[[HandsomeLech him]]'' it is:
--->'''Laslow''': My, my! All-nighters are rough--even for a night owl like me. Still, who could pass on all that {{pillow talk}}? I heard such fascinating secrets!
** Silas' comment is just as good:
--->'''Silas''': I'm so tired! I've tried every trick in the book. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Drinking coffee...jumping jacks...Licking a toad.]] ... That last one's not real, is it? They were messing with me!
** Niles has a case of BlackComedy with his:
--->'''Niles''': Last night was a cinch for me. [[EyeScream I always sleep with one eye open.]] You never know whose grabby little hands might end up in your pockets!
** If Leo tags along, his grumpiness over staying up late is ''very'' amusing:
--->'''Leo''': These ghosts shall learn what happens when I miss out on a full eight hours! [[TheComicallySerious The next person to call me "grouchy pants" will suffer.]] Inconsiderate fools!
** Kaze has no trouble staying awake for a rather hilarious reason:
--->'''Kaze''': Some of my comrades dozed off last night, but not I. I find it difficult to sleep without my favorite pillow!
** Kaden seems to completely miss the point of keeping watch:
--->'''Kaden''': I don't get why everyone's so sleepy this morning. I slept great! I just curled up in a cozy little ball and nodded right off! It was awesome!
** Takumi [[StatingTheSimpleSolution points out the obvious solution]]:
--->'''Takumi''': Unlike some of [[SurroundedByIdiots these morons]], a few of my friends and I took turns sleeping. Uh... hello!? Not all of us need to keep watch at the same time!
** Oboro's quote is just plain hilarious from the mental image it can bring.
--->'''Oboro''': I was so tired, I put my kimono on backward... Now it's turned into a fashion trend! Everyone looks so ridiculous!
** [[LargeHam Odin]] will start to go off on one of his typical rants about how the enemies are obviously using magic to drag his eyelids down... before stopping and admitting that he actually ''is'' tired. Even funnier is how it's [[CallBack not so different from]] [[spoiler:how he went off on a LargeHam rant before suddenly stopping in the middle of it in the [=EXP=] grinding map in ''Awakening'', in his days as Owain]].
--->'''Odin''': Cursed ghost! I can feel the power draining out of me! My eyelids are pulled down by dreadful magic! ...Or maybe I'm just tired.
** Ryoma's got some BlatantLies going on with his comment:
--->'''Ryoma''': I stayed up all night waiting for this! A true warrior doesn't need sleep... or breakfast... [[MustHaveCaffeine or his morning coffee]]. Grr!
** Of course, Camilla's complaining about the lack of sleep affecting her because it affected the Avatar.
--->'''Camilla''': Thanks to you, my darling ''Avatar'' didn't get a wink of sleep and neither did I. Now I am in a MOOD, so forgive me if I make this hurt.
** Hinoka nods off halfway through her saying she's not sleepy.
--->'''Hinoka''': I am NOT sleepy, I repeat, I am NOT sl-- Zzz...zzz... Wha--?! Where are the ghosts? Let me at 'em!
** Poor Sakura has a case of spilled coffee that would make [[CuteClumsyGirl Felicia]] proud:
--->'''Sakura''': I was s-so sleepy this morning. I spilled coffee all over myself... and the people sitting next to me! I'm sorry! I'll clean right up after this!
** Nyx proves again that even someone as serious as she is can be NotSoAboveItAll:
--->'''Nyx''': Lousy ghosts! Why don't you come back tomorrow? My body's young, but I'm not! I'd be a lot peppier if you'd just reschedule.
** Sophie mistakes the ghosts as something else. The auras they give off don't help.
--->'''Sophie''': Zzz...zzz... Hmmm...those fuzzy things look like cotton candy. Yum! [[DoubleTake *gasps* Wake up, Sophie! Those are ghosts!]]
** Arthur is quite the sleeper, according to his son.
--->'''Percy''': You guys should let me handle this. I don't need much sleep -- just ask Pop. He's always saying, "Percy, for the love of justice, give me five more minutes!"
** Not even Gunter [[NotSoAboveItAll is immune to the lack of sleep and its effects]]:
--->'''Gunter''': At my age, night watch isn't as easy as it once was. But I will not make excuses! I am— Zzzzzz... Huh?! Pardon me. Let's go!
** Corrin themself isn't that immune from the silly.
--->'''Corrin''': I'm SO tired! I can hardly see straight! Who are you? *squint* Felicia/Jakob? AHHHH! You're NOT Felicia/Jakob! You're a ghost! I won't let you escape!
* Some comments in Museum Melee[[note]]Weapon/item DLC[[/note]] can be as golden, as the characters scramble to obtain weapons from the inter-realm museum.
** Xander does not like how his Siegfried could be used.
--->'''Xander''': A fascinating competition. But only I have the ability to wield Siegfried. And I will NOT see it taken [[MundaneUtility and used as a glorified whisker shaver!]]
** Mozu seems to be distracted about the museum's structure.
--->'''Mozu''': Wow! A flying boat! I ain't never seen nothing like this before. Wait -- bad Mozu! I gotta focus. Hey, you! Fork over your stuff!
** Percy wishes to measure up to his father.
--->'''Percy''': Rare weapons, huh? Maybe I could measure up to Pop with one of those! Er... though I guess I'd need a pair of stilts too...
** Takumi's comment is also priceless.
--->'''Takumi''': Fine, fine, I'll help. But only if I get to play with the weapons we win! [[VerbalBackspace Er, I mean train!]] Train, not play! Oh shoot. I hope no one heard that...
** Leo has a.... [[HaveAGayOldTime hilariously poor choice of words]] that lead to the [[MemeticMutation fandom meme of Leo being a]] CovertPervert:
--->'''Leo''': I see. To the victor, the spoils, eh? Then I'll be victorious. Come, fool! Bring me my booty!
** Asugi has an interesting preference.
--->'''Asugi''': Rare weapons, huh? Got any [[EdibleBludgeon candy swords]]? No? Guess I'll just have to finish you quickly and get some at the gift shop!
** Hisame isn't much of a fan of the event, unless...
--->'''Hisame''': I'd be more interested in a normal museum than in this silly place. Unless... I wonder if they have any unique pickle-eating utensils.
** [[MoodyMount Avel]] wants none of it.
--->'''Sophie''': Hey! You! In the funny clothes! Give me your weapon and no one has to get- W-waaahhh! Avel, not that way! Nooooo!
** Arthur is having trouble coming with the right words.
--->'''Arthur''': Justice demands your weapons! So, um, surrender your goods...or we'll... We'll...hurt you? Ah, Lord/Lady Avatar? Is this right?
** And again, even Corrin themselves gets in on it, commenting on how much they need the enemies' weapons before suddenly wondering if they should be using weapons they actually care about themselves.
* In ''Anna on the Run'', Llewelyn and Lloyd introduce their [[InexplicablyIdenticalIndividuals pirate crew]] named [[AlliterativeFamily Llars, Llucas, Llincoln, Llogan, Lleland, Llamar, Llouis, Llyle, Lliam, Lluther, Llester,]] [[OddNameOut and Tom.]]
** Anna gets to show off her DeadpanSnarker side towards the bandit brothers, making fun of their {{Malaproper}} when they try to TalkLikeAPirate.
** Takumi's battle quote is hilarious, especially since it doubles as one half of a BrickJoke:
--->'''Takumi''': I hate the snow. It numbs my fingers, making it hard to draw my bowstring. On the other hand, I do like playing around with igloos. Except the time one collapsed while I was in it. I thought I was going to die!
** The ''other'' half of the BrickJoke comes from Hinata:
--->'''Hinata''': Hey, it's snowing! I used to love building igloos as a kid. Though it was always sad how they'd fall apart as soon as they thawed. Haha, one time I thought I heard a voice coming from one when it caved in! Crazy, right? Anyway, let's get down to fighting.
** Additionally, Xander and Laslow have their pre-battle quotes as halves of a BrickJoke:
--->'''Xander''': It often snowed at the Northern Fortress. Elise, Avatar, and I would have snowball fights when I visited. Sometimes, I still pack a bit of snow and throw it into the distance. Though I could never admit to the others that I do anything so childish.\\
'''Laslow''': I despise snow. Some wag once threw a snowball as I practiced dancing. If I ever find out who it was, they're getting a load of ice down their back!
** Both Saizo and Oboro in their quotes [[LampshadeHanging note]] that the bandits are half-dressed in the middle of a snowy area.
--->'''Saizo''': What are you playing at, running about half-naked in this weather? Even a thief can show some dignity. If you won't warm yourself, perhaps the heat of battle is what you need!\\
'''Oboro''': It's colder than I expect. I should've worn more layers... Wait, how are you not freezing your rear off?! At least put on a coat! *sigh* If we weren't enemies, I'd pick out a wardrobe for you, but...
** Rinkah will call them out on it, too, [[HypocriticalHumor despite only being half-dressed herself]]. However, she then comments that while she's not cold herself, looking at them like that is giving her "sympathy chills."
** Siegbert also takes note of their attire and offers [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn to clothe them]]. This proves futile.
--->'''Siegbert''': Have you turned to this life of crime because you've fallen on hard times? You do seem shabbily dressed for such inclement weather. Surrender now, and I promise to properly clothe you. Y...you can't be serious. You don't find it cold here? I-I see. I clearly don't understand the common folk as well as I thought...
** Hayato is extremely excited seeing snow and drops his mature adult persona to gush about having a snowball fight or building a snowman before he catches himself.
--->'''Hayato''': Whoa! There's snow everywhere! Oooh, once the fight's over, we can have a snowball fight. Or build a– *ahem* Pardon me, I forgot myself. We rarely saw snow in my village, so I temporarily lost my composure.
** Kana [[LampshadeHanging hangs a lampshade]] on the InexplicablyIdenticalIndividuals of the bandits, and (possibly) also makes a reference to the popular Fan Theory/WMG that both genders of Kana and Morgan are HalfIdenticalTwins:
--->'''Kana''': Wow! So many look-alikes! I bet that's really fun! You could switch places with each other whenever you wanted. Do you ever secretly swap chores or play pranks on people? If I had a twin, I think that's what we would do!
** Hilariously, despite being surrounded by half-naked men, Nina can't get her usual [[YaoiFangirl self]] going:
--->'''Nina''': Very peculiar... There's no shortage of men here, but... I'm not getting my usual thrill out of imagining them together. My mind keeps wondering toward the trees and snow instead...
** And if you replay the DLC with Anna recruited, you get this hilarious and slightly heartwarming quote from her:
--->'''Anna''': Is that thief chasing one of my sisters? This situation feels so familiar. It must run in the family. Well, nothing to do but help her out. What else are sisters for? I just hope she's appreciative enough to adequately compensate us...
* The Child Scramble DLC has more than its share of these, especially when it comes to SharedFamilyQuirks and how fitting or shocking they can be.
** Camilla/Kiragi, for example, will likely illicit a surprised laugh from the player just because ''[[ThePollyanna Ki]][[WideEyedIdealist ra]][[NiceGuy gi]]'' is the '''last''' person one would expect to be a {{Yandere}}. Even Camilla is [[DoIReallySoundLikeThat startled by it.]]
** Hana and Caeldori's conversation has Hana cheering her daughter up by telling her a story...[[CallBack about the time Subaki]] [[NeverLiveItDown fell off his horse]]. Caeldori gleefully [[GossipyHens asks if she has any more]], to which Hana responds eagerly that yes, she does.
** This line in Azura/Kiragi's conversation:
--->'''Kiragi''': You see, animals gather and relax around me when I sing.\\
'''Azura''': …Animals gather around you when you sing?\\
'''Kiragi''': Yup! That’s why it becomes handy when I hunt. I lure them with my song and then I shoot them with my bow!
** The Avatar and Shigure's conversation has the former mentioning that Azura can be a really strict, scary singing teacher, even to her own husband.
--->'''Avatar''': Every day, she scolded me during practice. "Singing doesn’t come from the throat, but from the soul"... "You can’t sing well yet because your heart isn’t in it"... "Are these really the extent of your feelings towards your child?"...
** Charlotte/Siegbert has her trying to get her son to let his stress out...by yelling really loudly, breaking tree branches, and taking it out on his enemies.
--->'''Siegbert''': Yoshaaaaaaaaaaa!! Wait for me, you bandits! I’m coming to fight!!!!\\
'''Charlotte''': Exterminate the lot of them!
** In her talks with Oboro, Sophie lets slip that she's actually [[CovertPervert stripping the enemy on purpose]]. [[FridgeBrilliance Which explains why her personal skill was renamed from]] ''Clumsy'' to ''Mischievous''...
** Velouria tries to hold Selena back from going on a shopping spree at the stalls in the festival...only for ''her'' [[NotSoAboveItAll to start noticing all sorts of things she wants and going on a spree of her own]].
** Sakura and Rhajat end up in front of a sweets stall. Then Rhajat spots [[TrademarkFavoriteFood rice cakes with bean jam filling.]] HilarityEnsues.
--->'''Rhajat''': Mum, let's get rid of the bandits. Hurry up. If we can't make the festival resume then... [[SweetTooth the cakes...the bean jam cakes...small and round and sweet...those cakes]]... [[LostFoodGrievance I'm going to curse anyone who gets in my way.]]
** Kiragi tells Oboro that he wants her and Takumi to have some "private time alone" after the battle, causing her to feel flushed. Part of the funny value come from the fact that, like the example with Camilla, Kiragi is probably the last person the player might expect to [[CovertPervert suggest the following]]:
--->'''Kiragi''': Let’s do our best! When this is over and I have gotten my Kimono, I will go hide myself in some hills! Just so that Father and Mother can be alone together!\\
'''Oboro''': Mind your own business!
** Rhajat asks Rinkah if she can borrow the spicy seasoning she uses in her cooking, so she can throw it in the eyes of people she doesn't like.
--->'''Rinkah:''' WHAT? No! You're not allowed to do that!\\
'''Rhajat:''' Why not? Maybe it'd improve their attitudes.\\
'''Rinkah:''' No! You'd really throw seasoning on people?\\
'''Rhajat:''' I don't see the problem, since the people I'd throw it on would be the ones I hate anyway.
** A Rhajat mothered by Oboro will offer to make her a kimono since she has inherited her mom's sewing skills. The funny part comes from her adding that she [[MundaneUtility used to summon some Faceless to dress them up]], since the idea of a DarkMagicalGirl creating Faceless just to use them as models is hilarious as Hell.
** The Rhajat support with Azura's pretty funny as well. It has Azura planning a summer vacation with her and Hayato. Rhajat insists going to a 'quiet' place where they can all sing, and then comes up with a plan to make an entire chorus of ''Faceless''. The mental image that could bring is priceless, but it's Azura's reaction that is the kicker.
--->'''Azura''' ...I'm gonna need Hayato's help.
** Male Kana reveals that he found the observation journal Saizo kept on the female Avatar and read the entire thing. Kana then recaps some of the notes, revealing how Saizo's initially [[StalkerWithoutACrush completely platonic stalking]] of the Avatar devolved into him falling for her. Saizo naturally freaks out in response, insists that he's not weird for doing what he did, and begs Kana to not tell anyone.
** Just about everyone with Elise as their mother ends up revealing that they inherited at least a little bit of her SpoiledSweet side, much to her surprise. This includes Ophelia, Nina, and even Shiro outright throwing tantrums and demanding that their mother spoil them.
** If [[http://fe14festivalofbondstranslations.tumblr.com/post/168719980008/hoshidan-festival-azura-and-nina Nina is mothered by Azura]], Nina tries to use the festival to escape musical training with her mother. Azura's solution? [[BoundAndGagged Tying her up]]. Even funnier (in a borderline CrossesTheLineTwice way): Niles is the one who taught Azura to tie up people ([[CasualKink One wonders why]]). And then Nina starts [[YaoiFangirl letting her imagination run wild]] as Azura makes her study some musical notes...
** The reveal that [[http://fe14festivalofbondstranslations.tumblr.com/post/156647991643/hoshidan-festival-effie-and-siegbert-parent-child a Siegbert mothered by Effie]] is as much of a BigEater as his mama is. This line is the kicker:
-->'''Siegbert''': "Thanks to that, our food expenses are quite high."
* The Hidden Truths DLC is mostly serious, but it manages to have one funny conversation in the second part between Odin and Selena. [[spoiler:After Anankos gives them their new identities, turning Owain from a Samurai into Dark Mage, Odin wonders if Selena would have any new powers. He then proceeds to rib her over the possibility of becoming a Pegasus Knight like her mom, which Selena proceeds to get as {{Tsundere}} over as the player might expect. Extra funny when you remember that she has natural access to that class, in both ''Awakening'' and ''Fates''.]]
* While normally serious, the Heirs of Fate series has a few gems.
** For starters, Sophie threatens Dwyer for "quitter talk" with her spear. Dwyer responds by [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] Sophie's [[TheNudifier personal skill]].
--->'''Dwyer''': Th-that won't be necessary. Please don't hit me... I happen to like wearing clothes.
** Dwyer is later helped by Forrest. HilarityEnsues.
--->'''Dwyer''': Oh! Goodness me. It's DEFINITELY not every day [[DudeLooksLikeALady I'm rescued by a beautiful man.]]
** At the end of Part 2, Kana and Forrest have a somewhat awesome scene where [[spoiler:Brynhildr reacts to the Yato to upgrade it]]. Most of the other kids are impressed... and then Nina [[MoodWhiplash ruins it]] with a brief YaoiFangirl moment.
** At the end of Part IV, all of the children meet each other, including the two Kanas... who both use the player's name as their parent's name. If the PlayerCharacter has a single-gender name...
--->'''Kana''': I'll go! I'm Kana, and my papa's name is [[GenderBlenderName Michelle]].
** After the battle in the finale, the children agree on having a pass phrase to make up for [[spoiler:forgetting the events of the series, along with memories of each other]]. Ophelia suggests [[spoiler:either "O Glorious Wind" or "Streams of Holy Radiance"]]. Nina objects to those.
** In Part 5, the rest of the party joins - one couple at a time. Shiro and Sigebert show up via using a Dragon Vein that brings a segment of land up to connect to the battle. Next turn, Kiragi and Forrest show up via the same method... but the land-mass visibly bounces off the mainland once before settling against it. Forrest's reaction is pretty amusing, but Kiragi's [[WasntThatFun "let's do that again!"]] attitude seals the moment.
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** His introduction in Birthright basically amounts to a DoubleSubversion of his {{Cloudcuckoolander}} traits. Hinoka accuses Zola's impersonation of him to be too over-the-top... only to later find out that Izana is ''actually like that''.

* In the chapter 'Camilla', from Birthright. You fight and defeat the eponymous Camilla and [[BodyguardBabes her retainers Beruka and Selena]]. After the chapter, Beruka and Selana take the unconscious Camilla with them, with Selena sticking Beruka with the carrying job. This makes the hilarious image of the five foot something [[TheStoic Beruka]] hoisting the [[LargeAndInCharge 6 foot Camilla]] and her wyvern casually over her shoulder while Selena huffs next to them.

** The fights with Hans and Iago become far more Cathartic if the players have Sophie soften them up first. [[TakeThatScrappy Beating up Hans and Iago]]? Cathartic. Beating up Hans and Iago ''stripped to their underpants''? Hilarious. Making them have important conversations with the Avatar while stripped? '''[[UpToEleven Classic.]]'''

* Alternately, naming a female Avatar [[PunnyName Washer]] and then marrying Dwyer.
** Or naming her "Justice" and marrying [[ForGreatJustice Arthur]].
** Or if you're good with knowledge on British sitcoms, naming the male player Kevin and marrying Peri.
** If you're particularly savvy with anime, naming your male avatar Sasuke, reclassing to Ninja, and marrying Sakura. It helps that he can be voiced by Creator/YuriLowenthal.
** If you're feeling articularly devilish, make a spiky dark-blue haired Male Avatar named [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]. Give him a Speed Boon and a [[FragileSpeedster Strength or Defense Bane]]. Then [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 marry Elise]] and watch the Sonic fanboys rage at your Avatar.

* Naming one's Avatar [[spoiler:Valla, because anyone who speaks about Valla outside of its borders will disappear, [[StoryAndGameplaySegregation yet no one will]].]]
** Especially funny in the ''Birthright'' and ''Conquest'' paths because [[spoiler:Valla isn't mentioned by name at all.]]

** Or if you're good with knowledge on british sitcoms. naming the male player Kevin and marrying Peri
** If you're particularly savvy with anime, naming your male avatar Sasuke, reclassing to Ninja, and marrying Sakura. Helps that he can be voiced by Creator/YuriLowenthal.
* During Chapter 3 it is actually possible for Hans to miss. While not funny in and of itself, it becomes increasingly hilarious to the point where you wonder, if he really wants to carry out his orders.

** If you're particularly savvy with anime, naming your male avatar Sasuke, and marrying Sakura. Helps that he can be voiced by Creator/YuriLowenthal.

** If you're particularly savvy with anime, naming your male avatar Sasuke, and marrying Sakura. Helps that he can be voiced by [[Creator/YuriLowenthal]].