History Funny / FireBlogger

** Referring to SentimentalMusicCue, GoldenMoment, and SickeninglySweet in one sentence.

* [[http://www.facebook.com/note.php?saved&note_id=130347687021445&id=154468544591691 FireBlog Riff: The Middle Episode 2x08 "Errand Boy"]]

** Noting that even though Mike and Sue are watching [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Eclipse]], Eclipse wasn't even released on DVD [[EpicFail at the time the episode was filmed, or aired]], and coming to the conclusion that Mike and Sue are [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation watching a pirated version of the movie]].

** Pointing out that Sue always appears to be... [[ADateWithRosiePalms "out of breath"]].

** "THIS IS THE TROPE [[ViewersAreMorons "VIEWERS ARE MORONS"]] [[UpToEleven TAKEN UP TO ELEVEN!]]"
** Referring to SentimentalMusicCue, GoldenMoment, and TastesLikeDiabetes in one sentence.

*** Watch Tyler Perry’s House of Payne

** Quoting GoodBurger after seeing the card titled, "The Second Day Of Christmas".

** His list of things he'd rather do than watch TheMiddle. The list:

** All of his reactions to Brick's raunchy jokes are funny, but the crowner is when Brick talks about finding a hard edition of ''Literature/MobyDick'', resulting in a hypothetical scenario in which TheMiddle is a fast-food restaurant.
** Making a fake advertisement for TheMiddle.

** He referenced the five second movie for ChroniclesOfNarnia!

** Quoting IndianaJones when Frankie uses the overused, "ah, Christmas" line.

** All of his reactions to Brick's raunchy jokes are funny, but the crowner is when Brick talks about finding a hard edition of MobyDick, resulting in a hypothetical scenario in which TheMiddle is a fast-food restaurant.

** [[MichaelJackson "YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY/YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY/ A SMOOOOOTH LYRICIST!"]]

->Blog/FireBlogger: In the middle of an argument, Takayuki says that “he can fix car”. We get dialog made of nothing but “I can fix car” “you can fix car” and “he can fix car”. Suddenly, I’m reminded of that famous LOLcat, “I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?”

** Referring to FullHouseMusic, GoldenMoment, and TastesLikeDiabetes in one sentence.

** "Cue the FullHouseMusic."

** ->FireBlogger: Come on, Reid. Do you really think we’re stupid enough to believe he’s just “quirky” like you’re advertising him to be? Let’s take a look at The Middle’s ratings. '''*beat*''' Do you really think I’m stupid enough to believe he’s just “quirky” like you’re advertising him to be?

->FireBlogger: So that’s it? Just say, “Could you rearrange the cross-country meeting?” and you’ll get it changed? That’s all it would’ve taken? Bravo. You made one of the most pointless subplots in sitcom history. All of this could’ve been resolved with a simple visit to the school.

->FireBlogger: Ha ha ha, sexism is so funny.

** The predictions strike again as FireBlogger bets that the unchecked car was going to be ChekhovsGun.

->FireBlogger: Maybe she thinks about Sean a little bit too much.
->FireBlogger: OH, NO! WHO'S GOING TO DO THE CHORES TODAY?!HOW WILL THIS COMPLICATED, LAYERED CONFLICT EVER BE RESOLVED?!
->FireBlogger: So what does Takayuki look like? He has a blank, stoic expression, permanently frozen on his face. He probably realized just what he got into by selling his soul for fame and signing a contract with idiots.
->FireBlogger: In the middle of an argument, Takayuki says that “he can fix car”. We get dialog made of nothing but “I can fix car” “you can fix car” and “he can fix car”. Suddenly, I’m reminded of that famous LOLcat, “I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?”

** It's in this riff where we basically see why one should not abuse the GilliganCut. FireBlogger is basically beginning to sense them from a mile away.

** The entire post. This may be the FireBlogger's first full length crowning post of funny.

** Noticing that Brick and Sue have been the same age and height [[WallBanger for the past three years]].

* [[http://www.facebook.com/note.php?saved&¬e_id=130347687021445&id=154468544591691 FireBlog Riff: The Middle Episode 2x08 "Errand Boy"]]

** Pointing out why Frankie is a [[BuffyTheVampireSlayer "bit-kuh"]].

** Noting that even though Mike and Sue are watching [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Eclipse]], Eclipse [[DidNotDoTheResearch wasn't even released on DVD]] [[EpicFail at the time the episode was filmed, or aired]], and coming to the conclusion that Mike and Sue are [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation watching a pirated version of the movie]].

** Noticing how Sue is spinning a sign to advertise a Christmas tree lot... [[EpicFail right]] [[DidNotDoTheResearch in front]] [[TheyJustDidn'tCare of the lot that she's advertising, rather than a block or two away]].

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** The entire post. This may be the [[FireBlogger FireBlogger's]] first full length crowning post of funny.

->FireBlogger: Maybe she thinks about Sean a little bit too much, IfYouKnowWhatIMean.

** Pretty much the whole post, in spite of its short length. He goes insane by trying to figure out what's worse: Kidz Bop or JustinBieber.

** Noting that even though Mike and Sue are watching [[TwiLight Eclipse]], Eclipse [[DidNotDoTheResearch wasn't even released on DVD]] [[EpicFail at the time the episode was filmed, or aired]], and coming to the conclusion that Mike and Sue are [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation watching a pirated version of the movie]].

** The predictions strike again as FireBlogger bets that the unchecked car was going to be ChekovsGun.

** Singing [[Rocky "Hearts On Fire"]] during a montage sequence.

** "THIS IS THE TROPE [[ViewersAreMorons "VIEWERS ARE MORONS"]] [[UpToEleven TAKEN UP TO ELEVEN!]]

** His reaction to the manipulative "we still love each other no matter what, because we're family" ending.

** The entire post. This may be the [[FireBlogger FireBlogger's]] first full length crowning post of funny.

** His DoubleEntendre at the beginning, pointing out how creepy Brick's echolalia can get. "Dive right in."

** Pointing out that he can handle anything that the show throws at him... only that a few paragraphs later, the show's stupidity has reached a magnitude to where his brains begin bleeding out of his ears, and then needing to hurry up with random shouts of gibberish, so that he can get to the emergency room.