History Funny / FateGamersOnly

* Rikku puts on the top from the male version of the True Ether Mystic Code to avoid BareYourMidriff and tells Da Vinci that she has no sense for aesthetics once she insists on having her wear the female version. Mash's worried expression plus [[BerserkButton Da Vinci's pissed one]] really sell it.

'''Blackbeard:''' Missy, Has anyone ever told ya you're terrifyin'?

--->'''Rikku:''' Anyone who lets you finish a "transformation sequence" deserves to be curbstomped, talking is ''never'' a free action unless both sides are idiots, and furthermore... [''eyes darken''] Mash. Is. '''[[ClingyJealousGirl MINE]].'''\\

--->'''Rikku:''' Anyone who lets you finish a "transformation sequence" deserves to get curbstomped, talking is ''never'' a free action unless both sides are idiots, and furthermore... [''eyes darken''] Mash. Is. '''[[ClingyJealousGirl MINE]].'''\\

--->'''Rikku:''' Mash. Is. '''[[ClingyJealousGirl MINE]].'''\\

-->'''Rikku:''' YOU'RE THE GODDAMN REASON WHY I WAS FORCED INTO A GOD-FORSAKEN ''MAID UNIFORM'' _AND_ WHY I'M WEARING ''THIS'' ABOMINATION!

-->'''Rikku:''' YOU'RE THE GODDAMN REASON WHY I WAS FORCED INTO A GOD-FORSAKEN ''MAID UNIFORM'' '''AND''' WHY I'M WEARING ''THIS'' ABOMINATION!

* Rikku tries to go to sleep on the Shapeless Isle, but everyone keeps bickering with each other and Rikku keeps responding with snarky statements in her sleep. Once Caligula arrives, Rikku reaches her RageBreakingPoint and orders El-Melloi II and Tomoe to kill him on the spot. Caligula's worried expression says it all.

* Da Vinci instructs Rikku to try the newly-fixed summoning system, and she says that it's still broken because she got [[ItMakesSenseInContext "a teddy bear, some pieces of colored glass with runes engraved on them, something that looked like a giant black nail with a hilt attached, a freaky little doll that looked like it was based off an idiot, five bowls of mapo tofu...]] and a trap". Cue Astolfo.

** [[BrickJoke She later keeps her promise]] by leg-sweeping Roman after returning from London and surviving Grand Caster Solomon, with Da Vinci snickering at the poor doctor before Rikku yells at her to join him in the scolding.

* Caster Cú and Shadow EMIYA engaging in an argument. Rikku, tired of the said argument, just has Tomoe light the cave on fire. Caster C&uacute is left ashened for the rest of the strip.

-->'''Tomoe''': El-Melloi-dono, what do you want to bet that Master's going to barricade herself in her room for a week out of embarrassment once we get back to Chaldea?\\
'''El-Melloi II''': Archer, I don't make bets I know I'll lose.

* [[BrickJoke Sure enough]], upon returning to Chaldea, Rikku screams and runs out once she remembers everything she said and did back in Orleans. [[FromBadToWorse And then it turns out that Kiyohime is waiting outside for her]].

* Rikku tries to go to sleep on the Shaped Isle, but everyone keeps bickering with each other and Rikku keeps responding with snarky statements in her sleep. Once Caligula arrives, Rikku reaches her RageBreakingPoint and orders El-Melloi II and Tomoe to kill him on the spot. Caligula's worried expression says it all.

-->'''Rikku''': "...If someone could please explain where this Berserker came from and why he has an army of undead soldiers, I'd appreciate it. Thanks."

-->'''Rikku''': "At this point, I am convinced that there's some kind of malicious entity that is intentionally reaching back in time and genderbending historical figures for it's own amusement."

-->'''Rikku''': Oh, whoops. My hand slipped.\\
'''Blackbeard''': How dafuq do you fire a cannon because "your hand slipped?!"

--->'''Rikku''': Mash. Is. '''[[ClingyJealousGirl MINE]].'''\\
'''Blackbeard''': Missy, Has anyone ever told ya you're terrifyin'?

-->'''Rikku''': ''Sigh''...There's going to be a helluva lot of friction between us, isn't there?\\
'''Mordred''': Hell yes there is! And I ain't gonna apologize!

-->'''Shakespeare''': No reply. Silence. God hast foresaken me. Where art the tale maki- (''takes the bucket off'') [[SophisticatedAsHell I dare say, what the hell?!]]

* Rikku being [[ExpectingSomeoneTaller disappointed at Charles's appearance]].
** Next comic, as Charles's fading, she asks him if he can transform. Mordred asks if that's really an important question, and Rikku responds with a BigYes

** [[BrickJoke She later keeps her promise]] by leg sweeping Roman after returning from London and surviving Grand Caster Solomon, with da Vinci snickering at the poor doctor before Rikku yells at her to join him in the scolding.

* Rikku noggies Hans for overtime reading.

* El-Melloi and Tomoe [[NoBodyLeftBehind annihilate Shadow Benki]] before Caster Cú Chulainn can do anything, much to his disappointment.

* Caster Cú and Shadow EMIYA engaging in SnarkToSnarkCombat.
** Rikku, tired of the said argument, just has Tomoe light the cave on fire.

* The very first comic ends with Rikku breaking the Fate summoning system, with both Servants El-Melloi and Tomoe already worried.

* El-Melloi and Tomoe annihilate Benki before Caster Cú Chulainn can do anything, much to his disappointment.
* Rikku beating the crap out of Caster Cú for the training regimen he puts Mash through. After this beat-down, Cu shouts "[[Anime/CarnivalPhantasm You're not human!]]", and Rikku points out that he's ''literally'' not human.

* Rikku gets pissed when Jack the Ripper, who got sent by Roman to London to help fight Tesla. So much that she goes SugaryMalice, vowing to give Roman her two cents before leaving to kill Tesla.
** [[BrickJoke Later keeps her promise]] by leg sweeping Roman after returning from London and surviving Grand Caster Solomon, with [=DaVinci=] snickering at the poor doctor before Rikku yells at her to join him in the scolding.

** Next comic, as Charles's fading, she asks him if he can transform. Mordred asks if that's really an important question, and Rikku responds with a BigYes

* Da Vinci instructs Rikku to try the newly-fixed summoning system, and she says that it's still broken because she got [[ItMakesSenseInContext "a teddy bear, some pieces of colored glass with runes engraved on them, something that looked like a giant black nail with a hilt attached, a freaky little doll that looked like it was based off an idiot, five bowls of mapo tofu...]] and a trap. Cue Astolfo.

* Rikku being [[ExpectingSomeoneTaller disappointed at Charles's appearance]].

* Everyone looks scared when Rikku says that she has dynamite, but Shakespeare looks exicted.

* Rikku being disappointed at Charles's apperance.

* Rikku noggies Hans for overtime reading.

* Rikku beating the crap out of Caster Cu for the training regimen he puts Mash through. After this beat-down, Cu shouts "[[Anime/CarnivalPhantasm You're not human!]]", and Rikku points out that he's ''literally'' not human.

-->'''Rikku:''' (Monotone) "Oh, darn. [[BlatantLies Amadeus has been taken out by the enemy, who's not even here yet]]. Guess we'll need to press on without him."

* Rikku screams and blushes before hiding in a corner after saying good morning to Mash upon returning to Chaldea because she remembered "all the cheesy and embarrassing things" she said in Fuyuki.

* Rikku puts on the top from the male version of the True Ether Mystic Code to avoid BareYourMidriff and tells Da Vinci that she has so sense for aesthetics on she insists on wearing the female version. Mash's worried expression plus [[BerserkButton Da Vinci's pissed one]] really sell it.

* Sure enough, upon returning to Chaldea, Rikku screams and runs out once she remembers everything she said and did back in Orleans. [[FromBadToWorse And then it turns out that Kiyohime is waiting outside for her]].

* Da Vinci instructs Rikku to try the newly-fixed summoning system, and she says that it's still broken because she got [[ItMakesSenseInContext "a teddy bear, some pieces of colored glass with runes engraved on them, something that looked like a giant black nail with a hilt attached, a freakylittle doll that looked like it was based off an idiot, five bowls of mapo tofu...]] and a trap. Cue Astolfo.

* Rikku gets drunk during Drake's drinking party and kisses Mash, with Stheno covering Jeanne's mouth to prevent her from interfering.

* Mash's reaction to seeing Rikku dressed as Medea Lily is to get upset about not being told that everyone was dressing up her senpai and saying she wants to join in too.

* Rikku beating the crap out of Caster Cu for the training regimen he puts Mash through.

* Rikku beating the crap out of Caster Cu for the training regimen he puts Mash through.

* Rikku beating the crap out of Caster Cu for the training regiment he puts Mash through.