History Funny / FamilyFeudSteveHarvey

* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7woOJcq3iFM "Name something a nudist might want to warm up before using it?"]] Brandon's answer: Coffee maker]]. This causes Steve to have a laughing fit before making an X with his arms as the X buzzer sounds.

[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7woOJcq3iFM "Name something a nudist might want to warm up before using it?"]] Brandon's answer: Coffee maker]]. This causes Steve to have a laughing fit before making an X with his arms as the X buzzer sounds.

[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K0dbTGbqZ00 "We asked 100 women: name a superhero whose tights you'd like to get your hands into."]] A woman named Cheniqua guesses "Peter Pan", much to Steve's confusion and horror as he says that Peter Pan is a [[PaedoHunt young boy]]. He also criticizes the other family members for saying it was a good answer.

* From a celebrity edition featuring CountryMusic singer Scotty [=McCreery=] and his family. Scotty's Fast Money response to "Name something you saw and immediately said, 'I'll take it.'" was "Fried chicken", which caused Steve to laugh and say "My man!" before reading the next question. He then followed it up with an even better one: "Name something you think of when you hear the word 'boo'." "Yah." (as in the slang term "Booyah!") "Fried chicken" got 11 points, and they won the jackpot before Steve could reveal whether or not "Yah" got any points.

* A little extra on; one of the other questions was "How many keys are on your keychain?", to which Chris says "10". He then tries to justify it by saying "I'm a janitor!".

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgKLKtiX2Nk One Fast Money question]] asks for another word for "toilet". The first contestant says "Shitter" which gets bleeped out goes on the board as "Sh***er". Steve indulges in self-censorship by saying "Shower". He earns two points for it.

* "We talked to a hundred women, name something most women wouldn't be caught dead leaving the house without." [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyzkTBGKhBI "Their vibrator."]] Steve's improv is just gold. "Well, on my way to the grocery store... Where in the world is my toy? Ain't no tellin' how long these lines gon' be..."

* April 18, 2018: During a Fast Money round, "Name a place you see a lot of unhappy men." Kevin answers with: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftLiJ8tcwmM "weddings".]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfRsCju63v4 Name something you might see a squirrel at the park doing with his nuts.]] Made even funnier when someone responded with "Eating nuts" when Steve didn't even finish the question, the same person later saying "Show me nuts!" The clincher, though, is the end of the round, where the last answer is revealed to be "scratching them", at which point Steve tosses away his card in utter exasperation.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMz1mjJNcsE Name something a man might have in his pants when he's going on a hot date.]] One contestant knows her answer's going to be inappropriate and tries to be as PG as possible by saying "He's excited to go on his date." Steve knew what she was talking about but wanted her to be more specific. Her new answer? Boner. Steve's reaction was priceless:

* "Name something that has white balls." The number 6 answer was "''White Dudes''".

''(the entire audience cracks up)''\\

** "Name something that follows the word 'strip'." The '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4q__-L_BMI whole round]]''' was pretty much a laugh riot, but taking the cake, "Strip rip", and Vernon trying to play the Pork-cupine card with "-Per".

* During Fast Money: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtS2D4aS6Po Name a job that's dirty, but someone has to do it.]]" "Plumber. ''[buzz-buzz]'' Uh .... [[{{Squick}} Gynecologist]]."

-->'''Steve:''' (''mocking her'') "We're goin' for the money, so that makes it alright! It doesn't matter I'm a pastor's wife, a ticket to Hell is worth $20,000! You know it's up there, Steve-" (''normal'') No, ''I'' don't know a '''damn''' thing that's up there! What you ain't gonna do is drag me into your little nasty world! I don't know nothin' that's up there! "Oh, Steve, you know what's up there-" The hell I know what's up there!.... I have ''kids''. Now... sp-spe...\\

-->'''Steve:''' He said -cupine, (''laughing'') -cu.... -cupine, wh- wh- wh- [[BigWhat what?!]] What is -cupine? [[SarcasmMode This is the greatest answer I've ever heard!]]

-->'''Mike''': ''(buzzes in)'' [[SevenDirtyWords Shit.]] (''cue laughter, collective facepalms, and Steve's WTF face'') ...can I say that? It's the first thing that came to my head.

-->'''Steve''': ''[to Heather]'' YOU CAN'T PLAY NO MORE! ''[Heather and the audience cracks up]'' This game... this game called "Family Feud"! This ain't "Hit The Buzzer"! ''[mockingly hits the table]'' This damn light won't come out!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfRsCju63v4 Name something you might see a squirrel at the park doing with his nuts.]] Made even funnier when someone responded with "Eating nuts" when Harvey didn't even finish the question, the same person later saying "Show me nuts!" The clincher, though, is the end of the round, where the last answer is revealed to be "scratching them", at which point Steve tosses away his card in utter exasperation.

-->'''Mike''': ''(buzzes in)'' [[SevenDirtyWords Shit.]] (''cue laughter, collective facepalms, and Harvey's WTF face'') ...can I say that? It's the first thing that came to my head.
** Harvey proceeds to grill Mike for [[ThinkOfTheCensors swearing on daytime TV, then turns to the director to ask how in the Hell he's supposed to work around that]]. His answer was accepted and written on the board as "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Any money]]".

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s5ZvBi2JkI This one]]. The question was "Name a word or phrase that means 'Naked'". The contestant said "Nekkid", and Steve Harvey went on a huge rant saying how he wouldn't be able to use that. The contestant then decides on "Scantily Clad". Harvey [[{{Corpsing}} loses it]].

* November 24, 2014: "Name something women wear that was obviously designed by men because it's uncomfortable but sexy." "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-UyazgsH1o Texas, Steve! Texas.]]" Harvey is dumbfounded by the answer, even more so after the contestant says that this ''was'' [[IMeantToDoThat what he meant to say]], and provides zero explanation.

* July 13, 2017: "Name a kind of suit that's not appropriate for the office." The contestant [[MondegreenGag mishears Harvey]] and answers with: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg8V4gPUnQY "Chicken noodle".]]

* One question asked “Name something you’d like your wife to come to the door wearing just once.” One contestant named Boone was a big guy, so Harvey inquired if he was dating anybody. Boone confirmed that he was, and Harvey asked if she was good looking. Boone replied that he (Boone’s boyfriend) was, leaving Harvey in awe and joking that Boone could still get the right answer. Even better? Boone answered a “sports jersey,” which made everyone break out laughing.

** In the following game, one of the guesses for "Name a good place where you can cry" is "a restaurant". Harvey mocks it by assuming what a person might do in that situation and doesn't weep until he "opens up the menu".

-->'''Steve:''' He said -cupine, (''laughing'') -cu.... -cupine, [[BigWhat what?!]] What is -cupine? [[SarcasmMode This is the greatest answer I've ever heard!]]

* "Name something specific of Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio's that you'd like to hold." Of course, one has to come up with [[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure "the Mona Lisa's painting"]]...

* "Name something specific of Creator/LeonardoDicaprio's that you'd like to hold." Of course, one has to come up with "the Mona Lisa's painting."

-->'''Steve:''' I'll tell you what. I'll make a deal. If that's up there... I'm going home. Show's over, folks!

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHQ28okbVtQ During Fast Money:]]"Name something that goes up and down." "[[BoobBasedGag Breasts.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTGPf9Ow4iY "We asked 100 men. Name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16."]] The 2nd contestant gives the answer you've all been waiting for, to which [[{{Corpsing}} Steve slowly crumples to the floor...]] [[TimeKeepsOnTicking all while the timer continues to count down]]. After it hits zero, well... just watch. ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-1VR7CGZNc The full round was MUCH worse, though.]])

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTGPf9Ow4iY "We asked 100 men. Name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16."]] The 2nd contestant gives the answer you've all been waiting for, to which [[{{Corpsing}} Steve slowly crumples to the floor... all while the timer continues to count down]]. After it hits zero, well... just watch. ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-1VR7CGZNc The full round was MUCH worse, though.]])

* "We talked to a hundred women, name something most women wouldn't be caught dead leaving the house without." [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyzkTBGKhBI "Their vibrator."]] Steve's improv is just gold. "Well, on my way to the grocery store...Where in the world is my toy? Ain't no tellin' how long these lines gon' be..."