History Funny / FZero

* In the X Cup, some of the {{randomly generated|Levels}} courses are [[AIBreaker A.I. killers]]; all 29 opponents will either jump off to their deaths or destroy each other, leaving first place a simple matter of finishing the course at your own pace. Grand example [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_q8fmr01Ms here]] where, unlike other examples, this one dumps all 29 of the other racers to their doom in ''twenty seconds''.

** Dai San Gen show off some of their kung fu skills, and do quite well for the most part... Until they have to break a stack of burning bricks. They all fail to do so.

** Draq gets way into F-Zero, and winds up punching his TV after he wins the video game he's playing.

* If your machine is destroyed due to a depleted energy meter in ''GX''/''AX'', it explodes into what looks like a ''lump of coal''. Merry F-Zero Christmas!

* If your machine is destroyed due to a depleted energy meter, it explodes into what looks like a ''lump of coal''. Merry F-Zero Christmas!

** QQQ enjoys a day at the beach, sipping on some sort of cocktail with bolts in place of ice cubes (presumably, it's oil). Then it goes for a swim, a ThreateningShark chases after it and...the shark gets electrocuted.

** QQQ enjoys a day at the beach, sipping on some sort of cocktail with bolts in place of ice cubs (presumably, it's oil). Then it goes for a swim, a ThreateningShark chases after it and...the shark gets electrocuted.

* If your machine is destroyed due to a depleted energy meter, it explodes into what looks like a ''lump of coal''. Merry F-Zero Christmas!

* * If your machine is destroyed due to a depleted energy meter, it explodes into what looks like a ''lump of coal''. Merry F-Zero Christmas!

* If your machine is destroyed due to a depleted energy meter in ''GX/AX'', it explodes into what looks like a ''lump of coal''. Merry F-Zero Christmas!

* If your machine is destroyed due to a depleted energy meter, it explodes into what looks like a ''lump of coal''. Merry F-Zero Christmas!

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h08EwdcSbnU The Bullshit Battles: F-Zero,]]'' which is pretty much a LetsPlay of ''F-Zero X'' between LetsPlay/{{AzureBlade49}} and his buddy [[https://www.youtube.com/user/Jaymonius Jaymonius.]] Unfortunately, J-man isn't all that great and only seems to win when Azura overshoots. As time goes on, J-man [[SanitySlippage creeps closer and closer to the brink of madness]]. By the time they reach Fire Field, ''he's lost it''. He starts [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl producing high-pitched whines and screams]] as he speaks of "dying a painful death" and [[ClusterFBomb drops one F-bomb after another]]. Eventually, he plummets to a fiery death below. Meanwhile, Azura is eating this up and shouts, "Who's the Captain ''now'', [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]?!" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5k6EPzonh0 Parodied here.]] ([[http://icrangirl.deviantart.com/art/J-man-doesn-t-do-F-Zero-Flash-87533454 Backup link here.]])

* Episode 21 of the anime digresses into one big racing equivalent of a CatFight, complete with NoFairCheating in the form of Lisa calling for her crew's HumongousMecha and Lucy performing a MacrossMissileMassacre. The best example comes from Jody, who tricks out her White Cat with a ''[[WaveMotionGun positron cannon]]'' and nonchalantly opens fire on the other female racers. Even ''[[BigBad Black Shadow]]'' is at a loss of words. It all ends with all the named ladies either eliminated from falling off the track or disqualified for bringing weaponry to the race, and the Announcer cancelling the race and urging the audience to flee.
* Some of the bonus endings in ''GX'' qualify.
** Mr. Zero shaking in his boots while interviewing evil/intimidating racers.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h08EwdcSbnU The Bullshit Battles: F-Zero,]] which is pretty much a LetsPlay of ''F-Zero X''. Unfortunately, J-man isn't all that great and only seems to win when Azura overshoots. As time goes on, J-man [[SanitySlippage creeps closer and closer to the brink of madness]]. By the time they reach Fire Field, ''he's lost it''. He starts [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl producing high-pitched whines and screams]] as he speaks of "dying a painful death" and drops one ClusterFBomb after another. Eventually, he plummets to a fiery death below. Meanwhile, Azura is eating this up and shouts, "Who's the Captain ''now'', [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]?!" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5k6EPzonh0 Parodied here.]]
--> '''Jaymonious''': AAAAAAAHHH, OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! AHHH!!! I'm gonna die a painful death! OWWWIE! AHHHH! UAHH! OH MY GOD IT'S TOO '''FAST'''!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD! '''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAAA'''!!!
* The ''other'' LetsPlay, as described on the main page. Most notably, ''Fanfic/TheTaleOfSephirothGokuTheStampede'' '''has its own page at this very wiki.'''
* If your machine in ''X'' is destroyed due to a depleted Energy meter, it explodes into what looks like a ''lump of coal.'' Merry F-Zero Christmas!
* In ''X''[='=]s X Cup, some of the {{randomly generated|Levels}} courses are {{AI Breaker}}s; all 29 opponents will either jump off to their deaths or destroy each other, leaving first place a simple matter of finishing the course at your own pace. Grand example [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_q8fmr01Ms here]] where unlike other examples, this one dumps all 29 of the other racers to their doom in ''twenty seconds''.

* In ''X''[='=]s X Cup, some of the {{randomly generated|Levels}} courses are {{AI Breaker}}s; all 29 opponents will either jump off to their deaths or destroy each other, leaving first place a simple matter of finishing the course at your own pace. Grand example [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_q8fmr01Ms here]] where unlike other examples, this one dumps all 29 of the other racers to their doom in ''ten seconds''.

* In ''X''[='=]s X Cup, some of the {{randomly generated|Levels}} courses are {{AI Breaker}}s; all 29 opponents will either jump off to their deaths or destroy each other, leaving first place a simple matter of finishing the course at your own pace. Grand example [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhv2bHNn4A0 here]].

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h08EwdcSbnU The Bullshit Battles: F-Zero,]] which is pretty much a LetsPlay of ''F-Zero X''. Unfortunately, J-man isn't all that great and only seems to win when Azura overshoots. As time goes on, J-man [[SanitySlippage creeps closer and closer to the brink of madness]]. By the time they reach Fire Field, ''he's lost it''. He starts [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl producing high-pitched whines and screams]] as he [[DeathSeeker speaks of "dying a horrible death"]] and drops one ClusterFBomb after another. Eventually, he plummets to a fiery death below. Meanwhile, Azura is eating this up and shouts, "Who's the Captain ''now'', [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]?!" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5k6EPzonh0 Parodied here.]]

* In ''X''[='=]s X Cup, some of the {{randomly generated|Levels}} courses are {{AI Breaker}}s; all 29 opponents will either jump off to their deaths or destroy each other, leaving first place a simple matter of finishing the course at your own pace.

* In ''X''[='=]s X Cup, some of the {{randomly generated|Levels}] courses are {{AI Breaker}}s; all 29 opponents will either jump off to their deaths or destroy each other, leaving first place a simple matter of finishing the course at your own pace.

* If your machine in ''X'' is destroyed due to a depleted Energy meter, it explodes into what looks like a ''lump of coal.'' Merry F-Zero Christmas!

* The ''other'' LetsPlay, as described on the main page. Most notably, ''Fanfic/TheTaleOfSephirothGokuTheStampede'' '''has its own page at this very wiki.'''

* Episode 21 of the anime digresses into one big racing equivalent of a CatFight, complete with NoFairCheating in the form of Lisa calling for her crew's HumongousMecha and Lucy performing a MacrossMissileMassacre. The best example comes from Jody, who tricks out her White Cat with a ''[[WaveMotionGun positron cannon]]'' and nonchalantly opens fire on the other female racers. Even ''[[BigBad Black Shadow]]'' is at a loss of words.