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-->'''Robert:''' "I'm too black? That is so ''whack''!"

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-->'''Robert:''' "I'm too black? That is so ''whack''!"''whack''!" \\
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--->Frank: "Anyone who can make braciole like this deserves a whole hillside full of heavenly-scented marigolds and daffodils."

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--->Frank: "Anyone who can make braciole like this deserves a whole hillside full of heavenly-scented marigolds and daffodils."
* When Judy and her friends begin to get uncomfortable with Robert hanging around them because he's acting too "ethnic" (hint - Judy is black), Ray volunteers explain the situation to him. His response to Robert's dismay is pure gold.
-->'''Robert:''' "I'm too black? That is so ''whack''!"
'''Ray:''' "That, right there. Robert, we're ''Italian''. "Whack" means something very different to us.
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-->''The fly that was flying around, Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in a napkin, and then she AAATE IIIT!!''

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-->''The -->''"The fly that was flying around, Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in a napkin, and then she AAATE IIIT!!''IIIT!!"''
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* In the aptly-titled episode "Debra Makes Something Good", Frank "cheating" on Marie with Debra('s braciole), even coming to the house with a bouquet of flowers for her.

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* In the aptly-titled episode "Debra Makes Something Good", Frank "cheating" on Marie with Debra('s braciole), Debra[[hottip:*:'s braciole]], even coming to the house with a bouquet of flowers for her.
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--->Ray: "Wait... so... THAT'S THE CRAZY TREE LADY FROM MY DREAMS! I just had one four nights ago! So... the jumping canoe guy is..."

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--->Ray: "Wait... so... THAT'S THE CRAZY TREE LADY FROM MY DREAMS! THE DREAM! I just had one four nights ago! So... the jumping canoe guy is..."
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** Another such present was a poem entitled "Debra's Eyes". When, the next morning, Ray took it upon himself to get some "new, better things" (i.e. replacements for all of the gifts), he also takes his own stab at romantic poetry:

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** Another such present was a poem entitled "Debra's Eyes". When, the next morning, Ray took takes it upon himself to get some "new, better things" (i.e. replacements for all of the gifts), he also takes his own stab at romantic poetry:
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* Pat [=McDougall=] on she and Hank kicking Peter out and turning his room into a prayer and Bible study room:

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* Pat [=McDougall=] [=McDougall=], on she and Hank kicking Peter out and turning his room into a prayer and Bible study room:
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** Another such present was a poem entitled "Debra's Eyes". When the next morning Ray took it upon himself to get some "new, better things" (i.e. replacements for all of the gifts), he also takes his own stab at romantic poetry:

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** Another such present was a poem entitled "Debra's Eyes". When When, the next morning morning, Ray took it upon himself to get some "new, better things" (i.e. replacements for all of the gifts), he also takes his own stab at romantic poetry:



How gently they hold ''thine sunglasses'' up.\\

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How So gently they hold ''thine sunglasses'' up.\\
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** Another such present was a poem entitled "Debra's Eyes". When the next morning Ray took it upon himself to get some "new, better things" (i.e. replacements for all of the gifts), he also takes his own stab at poetry:

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** Another such present was a poem entitled "Debra's Eyes". When the next morning Ray took it upon himself to get some "new, better things" (i.e. replacements for all of the gifts), he also takes his own stab at romantic poetry:
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** Another such gift was a poem entitled "Debra's Eyes". When the next morning Ray took it upon himself to get some "new, better things" (i.e. replacements for all of the gifts), he also takes his own stab at poetry:

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** Another such gift present was a poem entitled "Debra's Eyes". When the next morning Ray took it upon himself to get some "new, better things" (i.e. replacements for all of the gifts), he also takes his own stab at poetry:



So soft and nice, with a subtle ridge\\

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So soft round and nice, with a subtle ridge\\
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--->MARIE: ''(appalled)'' '''Debra!'''

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--->MARIE: ''(appalled)'' '''Debra!''''''Debra!'''
* In the aptly-titled episode "Debra Makes Something Good", Frank "cheating" on Marie with Debra('s braciole), even coming to the house with a bouquet of flowers for her.
--->Frank: "Anyone who can make braciole like this deserves a whole hillside full of heavenly-scented marigolds and daffodils."

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--->Marie: "Fine! Frank and I... succumbed to temptation once. Just once before we were married! I-I was weak... and I fell for your father's boyish good looks... that was a long time ago. I knew it was wrong! But we were in love. Right, Frank?"

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--->Marie: "Fine! Frank "Frank and I... succumbed to temptation once. Just once before we were married! I-I was weak... and I fell for your father's boyish good looks... that was a long time ago. I knew it was wrong! But we were in love. Right, Frank?"



--->Timmy: "Ohhh, that's it. (Turns to Robert) She thinks that's it.
--->Robert: "Isn't that everything, Timmy?
--->Timmy: Oh, sure, that's everything. But how about making sure your first-born child is in the car before pulling out of a gas station in NEW MEXICO?!"

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--->Timmy: --->"Timmy": "Ohhh, that's it. (Turns to Robert) She thinks that's it. \n"
--->Robert: "Isn't that everything, Timmy?
--->Timmy: Oh,
Timmy?"
--->"Timmy": 'Oh,
sure, that's everything. But how about making sure your first-born child is in the car before pulling out of a gas station in NEW MEXICO?!"



Timmy: "Remember? A great family vacation, going to see the Grand Canyon. Frank stops for gas and you all leave when Robert's still in the men's room?"\\

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Timmy: "Timmy": "Remember? A great family vacation, going to see the Grand Canyon. Frank stops for gas and you all leave when Robert's still in the men's room?"\\



** Another such gift was a poem entitled "Debra's Eyes". When the next morning Ray took it upon himself to get some "new, better things" (i.e. replacements for all of the gifts), he also takes his own stab at poetry:
--->"'''Debra's Ears'''\\
One on each side, like a dainty cup\\
How gently they hold ''thine sunglasses'' up.\\
So soft and nice, with a subtle ridge\\
There's no bone in there, it's cartilage."\\



--->"I'm sorry Peter, but we gave your room to Jesus."

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--->"I'm sorry Peter, but we gave your room to Jesus.''Jesus''."
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--->"I'm sorry Peter, but we gave your room to Jesus."

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--->"I'm sorry Peter, but we gave your room to Jesus.""
* Ray and Debra are in Debra's redecorated bathroom complaining about each other's annoying habits, right down to the way either one sneezes.
--->RAY: You don't sneeze! You try to stop it! You keep going, "Ah-hah-haaaah-NYIT! Ah-NYIT!"\\
DEBRA: So I should just go ahead and spray everything like you! You sneeze like it's a Broadway musical finale! "Aaah-''choo!'' Aaah-''choo!'' Ah-''CHOOOOOOOO!'' Good night, everybody! Enjoy my mucus!"
* And in the series finale, Ray imagines Debra's thoughts if he had passed away while in the operating room.
--->RAY: "Oh, well, now I'm a widow! I guess I have to raise three kids on my own. On the other hand, I guess I could start dating again. I need a new pair of shoes. Hey, you know who's cute? Gianni!"
--->MARIE: ''(appalled)'' '''Debra!'''
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--->Ray: "....THAT'S AROUND A PICTURE OF OUR CHILDREN! (Beat) ''WAAAAAAAAAAIT...''"
--->Debra: "-''They're our kids, Ray!''"

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--->Ray: "....THAT'S AROUND A PICTURE OF OUR CHILDREN! (Beat) ''WAAAAAAAAAAIT...''Waaaaaaaaaait...''"
--->Debra: "-''They're "''They're our kids, Ray!''"



--->Pat: "I'm sorry Peter, but we gave your room to Jesus."

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--->Pat: "I'm --->"I'm sorry Peter, but we gave your room to Jesus."
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* Pat Macdougal on she and Hank kicking Peter out and turning his room into a prayer and Bible study room:

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* Pat Macdougal [=McDougall=] on she and Hank kicking Peter out and turning his room into a prayer and Bible study room:
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* Pat MacDougal (Amy's mom) on she and Hank kicking Peter out and turning his room into a prayer and Bible study room:
--->Pat: "I'm sorry Peter, but we gave your room to Jesus.

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* Pat MacDougal (Amy's mom) Macdougal on she and Hank kicking Peter out and turning his room into a prayer and Bible study room:
--->Pat: "I'm sorry Peter, but we gave your room to Jesus."

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--->Marie: "Fine! You got it out of me. Your father and I... succumbed to temptation before we got married. I fell for your father's boyish good looks. But, it didn't matter. We were in love. Right, Frank?"

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--->Marie: "Fine! You got it out of me. Your father Frank and I... succumbed to temptation once. Just once before we got married. were married! I-I was weak... and I fell for your father's boyish good looks. But, looks... that was a long time ago. I knew it didn't matter. We was wrong! But we were in love. Right, Frank?"



--->Timmy: "Ohhh, that's it. (Turns to Robert) She thinks that's it. How about turning back and making sure your oldest child is in the car before driving off and leaving him at a truck stop in NEW MEXICO?!"

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--->Timmy: "Ohhh, that's it. (Turns to Robert) She thinks that's it. How
--->Robert: "Isn't that everything, Timmy?
--->Timmy: Oh, sure, that's everything. But how
about turning back and making sure your oldest first-born child is in the car before driving off and leaving him at pulling out of a truck stop gas station in NEW MEXICO?!"



--->Ray: "....THAT IS A PICTURE OF OUR KIDS THAT THING IS AROUND! (Beat) ''WAAAAAAAAAAIT...''"

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--->Ray: "....THAT IS THAT'S AROUND A PICTURE OF OUR KIDS THAT THING IS AROUND! CHILDREN! (Beat) ''WAAAAAAAAAAIT...''"


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* Pat MacDougal (Amy's mom) on she and Hank kicking Peter out and turning his room into a prayer and Bible study room:
--->Pat: "I'm sorry Peter, but we gave your room to Jesus.
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--->Marie: "Robbie that was an accident!"\\

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--->Marie: "Robbie "Robbie, that was an accident!"\\

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** Marie: "Robbie that was an accident!"\\

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** Marie: followed immediately by:
--->Marie:
"Robbie that was an accident!"\\
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--->Ray: "....That's awfully specific."\\
Marie: "Robbie that was an accident!"\\

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--->Ray: "....That's awfully specific."\\
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Marie: "Robbie that was an accident!"\\
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--->Ray: "....That's awfully specific."

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--->Ray: "....That's awfully specific.""\\
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Marie: "Robbie that was an accident!"\\
Timmy: "Remember? A great family vacation, going to see the Grand Canyon. Frank stops for gas and you all leave when Robert's still in the men's room?"\\
Frank: "How would you know? You weren't there!"\\
Ray: "We got a real battle of wits going on here."
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-->''The fly that was flying around, Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in a napkin, and then she AAATE IIT!!''

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-->''The fly that was flying around, Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in a napkin, and then she AAATE IIT!!''IIIT!!''
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* Ray witnesses Robert's new girlfriend do something disturbing after dinner at their house and tells Robert and Debra in the kitchen:

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* Ray just witnesses Robert's new girlfriend do something very disturbing after dinner at their house and tells Robert and Debra in the kitchen:
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--->Debra: "-''They're our kids, Ray!''"

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--->Debra: "-''They're our kids, Ray!''"Ray!''"
* Ray witnesses Robert's new girlfriend do something disturbing after dinner at their house and tells Robert and Debra in the kitchen:
-->''The fly that was flying around, Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in a napkin, and then she AAATE IIT!!''
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(Marie opens freezer, sees Timmy's head, screams)

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(Marie --->(Marie opens freezer, sees Timmy's head, screams)



--->:Robert: "Dad!"

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--->:Robert: --->Robert: "Dad!"
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* In "Good Girls", after Ray, Debra, and Robert find out that Marie wasn't such a "good girl".
--->Marie: "Fine! You got it out of me. Your father and I... succumbed to temptation before we got married. I fell for your father's boyish good looks. But, it didn't matter. We were in love. Right, Frank?"
--->Frank: [[DeadpanSnarker I wanted sex.]]
* From "Traffic School", we have Robert's presentation with the dummy, "Timmy".
--->Debra: "Come on, Ray, this was YOUR idea (to have Robert's session be more fun)."
--->Raymond: "...Did anybody hear me say "puppet?"
** "Timmy" asks Marie to give the instructions on how to properly back out. After doing so:
--->Marie: "That's it!"
--->Timmy: "Ohhh, that's it. (Turns to Robert) She thinks that's it. How about turning back and making sure your oldest child is in the car before driving off and leaving him at a truck stop in NEW MEXICO?!"
--->Ray: "....That's awfully specific."
** Robert sees Timmy missing his head.
--->Frank: "Not so funny without his head, is he?!"
--->Robert: "Come on, Dad! What'd you do with his head; I need that!"
(Marie opens freezer, sees Timmy's head, screams)
--->Frank: (EvilLaugh)
** Raymond comes to comfort Robert and tell him it's not so great being smothered.
--->Ray: "Remember when Mom used to follow me to school?"
--->Robert: "Oh, yeah. Sometimes, she'd hide behind every tree."
--->Ray: "Wait... so... THAT'S THE CRAZY TREE LADY FROM MY DREAMS! I just had one four nights ago! So... the jumping canoe guy is..."
--->:Robert: "Dad!"
* Ray wonders just what presents Debra's past boyfriends had given her over the years.
--->Ray: "Is there anything in ''here'' (the bedroom) I should know about?!"
--->Debra: "...The picture frame."
--->Ray: "....THAT IS A PICTURE OF OUR KIDS THAT THING IS AROUND! (Beat) ''WAAAAAAAAAAIT...''"
--->Debra: "-''They're our kids, Ray!''"
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx7tzHaYE04 This scene.]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx7tzHaYE04 This scene.]]]]
* Frank singing "I Left My Heart in San Francisco".
--->Frank: "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. My wife thinks I'm in the bathroom."
* Once Robert tries to become "hip".
--->Frank: "I'm talkin' to you on the phone the other day; I can't even understand what the hell you're saying anymore! What did you call me "dog" for?!"
--->Robert: "That's a nice thing, Dad! You say it to your friends! That means I like you!"
--->Frank: [[SarcasmMode "Oh yeah? Well, from now on, I'm callin' you "Jackass"! That means he's great!"]]
--->Raymond: (enters) "Hey."
--->Frank: "Hey, "Ugly"!"
--->Ray: "W-what's that all about?"
--->Frank: "That's "Robert-Talk". That means you're good looking! (looks at Marie) Hey, good looking!"
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* Ray strolling into the bedroom in satin underpants, trying to seduce Debra.

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* Ray strolling into the bedroom in satin underpants, trying to seduce Debra.Debra.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx7tzHaYE04 This scene.]]
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* When Robert and Ray are arguing over the thousand dollars Ray gifted him to pay for bills (Which Robert used to go to Las Vegas), Robert compares the money to the gift of a chair: "Here, Robert, I gave you this chair. Don't sit like this, sit like this!"

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* When Robert and Ray are arguing over the thousand dollars Ray gifted him to pay for bills (Which Robert used to go to Las Vegas), Robert compares the money to the gift of a chair: "Here, Robert, I gave you this chair. Don't sit like this, sit like this!"this!"
* Ray strolling into the bedroom in satin underpants, trying to seduce Debra.

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