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* The description of one of the [[ThePope Papal Ideas]] in EUIV
--> The Donation of Constantine demonstrates our authority to bestow the title of Emperor of the Romans upon whomsoever we choose.
--> It may also prove that we're rather good at forging documents.
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*** This is actually realistic. Due to the way Europe expanded its influence over Africa, african kingdoms could find themselves as enemies of countries they never heard of due to those two countries being at war in Europe, and because african kingdoms were seen as protectorates of european powers.

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*** ** This is actually realistic. Due to the way Europe expanded its influence over Africa, african kingdoms could find themselves as enemies of countries they never heard of due to those two countries being at war in Europe, and because african kingdoms were seen as protectorates of european powers.
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*** This is actually realistic. Due to the wat Europe expanded its influence over Africa, african kingdoms could find themselves as enemies of countries they never heard of due to those two countries being at war in Europe, and because african kingdoms were seen as protectorates of european powers.

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*** This is actually realistic. Due to the wat way Europe expanded its influence over Africa, african kingdoms could find themselves as enemies of countries they never heard of due to those two countries being at war in Europe, and because african kingdoms were seen as protectorates of european powers.
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***This is actually realistic. Due to the wat Europe expanded its influence over Africa, african kingdoms could find themselves as enemies of countries they never heard of due to those two countries being at war in Europe, and because african kingdoms were seen as protectorates of european powers.
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* Another thing that can happens is for a nation that you haven't met to declare war on you as a result of alliances. Imagine playing as, say Russia and out of nowhere:

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* Another thing that can happens happen is for a nation that you haven't met to declare war on you as a result of alliances. Imagine playing as, say Russia and out of nowhere:



* Sometimes, in a bout of ArtificialStupidity, an AI ally of vassal's army will do an annoying action known as "standing on your face" in which you'll have your army sitting in a province beneath the supply limit, but they tip you over so the combined armies takes loads of attrition. Or more accurately, [[TooDumbTolive their troops]] [[LaserGuidedKarma will wither away to nothing]] [[ComedicSociopathy while yours are fine.]]

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* Sometimes, in a bout of ArtificialStupidity, an AI ally of a vassal's army will do an annoying action known as "standing on your face" in which you'll have your army sitting in a province beneath the supply limit, but they tip you over so the combined armies takes take loads of attrition. Or more accurately, [[TooDumbTolive [[TooDumbToLive their troops]] [[LaserGuidedKarma will wither away to nothing]] [[ComedicSociopathy while yours are fine.]]
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* The Achievement called ''[[WhyWontYouDie "Die Please Die"]]'', for having [[UnfitForGreatness a Ruler with 1 or lower in all three categories]] [[WhyWontYouDie who is over the age of 80.]]

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* The Achievement called ''[[WhyWontYouDie "Die Please Die"]]'', for having [[UnfitForGreatness a Ruler with 1 or lower in all three categories]] [[WhyWontYouDie who is over the age of 80.70.]]
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* The Achievement called "[[WhyWontYouDie Die Please Die]], for having [[UnfitForGreatness a Ruler with 1 or lower in all three categories]] [[WhyWontYouDie who is over the age of 80.]]
* On a similar note, the Achievement "[[CreatorProvincialism Sweden]] [[BlatantLies is not overpowered!]]"
* As Poland, reach level 32 in all technologies and you will get the achievement: "[[Webcomic/{{Polandball}} Poland can into space!]]".

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* The Achievement called "[[WhyWontYouDie Die ''[[WhyWontYouDie "Die Please Die]], Die"]]'', for having [[UnfitForGreatness a Ruler with 1 or lower in all three categories]] [[WhyWontYouDie who is over the age of 80.]]
* On a similar note, the Achievement "[[CreatorProvincialism ''"[[CreatorProvincialism Sweden]] [[BlatantLies is not overpowered!]]"
overpowered!]]"''
* As Poland, reach level 32 in all technologies and you will get the achievement: "[[Webcomic/{{Polandball}} ''"[[Webcomic/{{Polandball}} Poland can into space!]]".space!]]"''.
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* The Achievement called "[[WhyWontYouDie Die Please Die]], for having [[Unfit for Greatness a Ruler with 1 or lower in all three categories]] [[WhyWontYouDie who is over the age of 80.]]

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* The Achievement called "[[WhyWontYouDie Die Please Die]], for having [[Unfit for Greatness [[UnfitForGreatness a Ruler with 1 or lower in all three categories]] [[WhyWontYouDie who is over the age of 80.]]
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* As Poland, reach level 32 in all technologies and you will get the achievement: "[[Webcomic/Polandball Poland can into space!]]".

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* As Poland, reach level 32 in all technologies and you will get the achievement: "[[Webcomic/Polandball "[[Webcomic/{{Polandball}} Poland can into space!]]".

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* The Achievement called "[[WhyWontYouDie Die Please Die]], for having [[Unfit for Greatness a Ruler with 1 or lower in all three categories]] [[WhyWontYouDie who is over the age of 80.]]
* On a similar note, the Achievement "[[CreatorProvincialism Sweden]] [[BlatantLies is not overpowered!]]"
* As Poland, reach level 32 in all technologies and you will get the achievement: "[[Webcomic/Polandball Poland can into space!]]".
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* When two nations with no armies declare war on each other, causing said "war" to last until one of them gets a retinue.

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* When two nations with no armies declare war on each other, causing said "war" to last until one of them gets a retinue.retinue.
* The concept of "Hands-Off" games, where you play as passively as possible and let the AI do its' work. For example, one particular After Action Report on the Paradox boards has Sibir as Holy Roman Emperor, Etruria conquering Italy, a Denmark that is based in Spain, and Byzantium ruling over the entire Middle East.
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** For starters, [[StylisticSuck the ''really'' bad 80's advert.]]

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** For starters, [[StylisticSuck the ''really'' the]] ''[[StylisticSuck really]]'' [[StylisticSuck bad 80's advert.]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aB0cZ43Hvg The]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOoboLdSf9g FRENEMIES]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_TC9hMiPn0 Miniseries]]. What starts as a [[BlatantLies thirty]] [[JustOneMoreTurn minute]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome multiplayer EUIV game]] becomes something ridiculously '''[[HilarityEnsues hilarious.]]'''

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aB0cZ43Hvg The]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOoboLdSf9g FRENEMIES]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_TC9hMiPn0 Miniseries]]. What starts as a [[BlatantLies thirty]] [[JustOneMoreTurn minute]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome multiplayer EUIV game]] game becomes something ridiculously '''[[HilarityEnsues hilarious.]]'''

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* [[GoodBadBugs Via a glitch]], you can conquer the nation of Holstein and make them release ... Holstein in a neighbouring province. If you're lucky, [[ViolationOfCommonSense you get this spectacular piece of nonsense:]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]]. Alas, this was fixed in a patch.
* Anther thing that can happens is for a nation that you haven't met to declare war on you. Imagine playing as, say Russia and out of nowhere:
-->''' "MALI HAS DECLARED WAR ON YOU."'''
* Sometimes, in a bout of ArtificialStupidity, an AI ally of vassal's army will do an annoying action known as "standing on your face" in which you'll have your army sitting in a province beneath the supply limit, but they tip you over so the combined armies takes loads of attrition. Or more accurately, [[TooDumbTolive their troops]] [[LaserGuidedKarma will wither away to nothing]] [[ComedicSociopathy while yours are fine.]]
* When two nations with no armies declare war on each other, causing said "war" to last until one of them gets a retinue.



-->'''Liam''': ...AND ON I GO INTO ANTWERP, MMMH!

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-->'''Liam''': ...AND ON I GO INTO ANTWERP, MMMH!MMMH!

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* [[GoodBadBugs Via a glitch]], you can conquer the nation of Holstein and make them release ... the country of Holstein in a neighbouring province. If you're lucky, [[ViolationOfCommonSense you get this spectacular piece of nonsense:]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]]. Alas, this was fixed in a patch.
* Another thing that can happens is for a nation that you haven't met to declare war on you as a result of alliances. Imagine playing as, say Russia and out of nowhere:
-->''' "MALI HAS DECLARED WAR ON YOU."'''
* Sometimes, in a bout of ArtificialStupidity, an AI ally of vassal's army will do an annoying action known as "standing on your face" in which you'll have your army sitting in a province beneath the supply limit, but they tip you over so the combined armies takes loads of attrition. Or more accurately, [[TooDumbTolive their troops]] [[LaserGuidedKarma will wither away to nothing]] [[ComedicSociopathy while yours are fine.]]
* [[ButThouMust The "Comet Sighting" event.]]
* When two nations with no armies declare war on each other, causing said "war" to last until one of them gets a retinue.
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* [[goodBadBugs Via a glitch]], you can conquer the nation of Holstein and make them release ... Holstein in a neighbouring province. If you're lucky, [[ViolationOfCommonSense you get this spectacular piece of nonsense:]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]]. Alas, this was fixed in a patch.

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* [[goodBadBugs [[GoodBadBugs Via a glitch]], you can conquer the nation of Holstein and make them release ... Holstein in a neighbouring province. If you're lucky, [[ViolationOfCommonSense you get this spectacular piece of nonsense:]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]]. Alas, this was fixed in a patch.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aB0cZ43Hvg The]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOoboLdSf9g FRENEMIES]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_TC9hMiPn0 Miniseries]]. What starts as a [[BlatantLies thirty]] [[JustOneMoreTurn minute]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome multiplayer EUIV game]] becomes something ridiculously '''[[HilarityEnsures hilarious.]]'''

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aB0cZ43Hvg The]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOoboLdSf9g FRENEMIES]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_TC9hMiPn0 Miniseries]]. What starts as a [[BlatantLies thirty]] [[JustOneMoreTurn minute]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome multiplayer EUIV game]] becomes something ridiculously '''[[HilarityEnsures '''[[HilarityEnsues hilarious.]]'''


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** TemptingFate at work:
-->'''Liam''': Okay, but just for half a hour. [[JustOneMoreTurn These games]] [[LampshadeHanging go on and on...]]
-->'''[[GilliganCut Not Half A Hour Later]]'''
-->'''Liam''': ...AND ON I GO INTO ANTWERP, MMMH!

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* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible them make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. If you're lucky, you get this spectacular piece of nonsense: [[ViolationOfCommonSense Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]] this was (sadly) fixed in a patch.
* one other thing that sometimes happens is a nation that you haven't met randomly declares war on you. Imagine playing as, say Russia and out of nowhere: "MALI HAS DECLARED WAR ON YOU"

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* via [[goodBadBugs Via a glitch, if glitch]], you can conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible them Holstein and make them release...release ... Holstein in a neighbouring province. If you're lucky, [[ViolationOfCommonSense you get this spectacular piece of nonsense: [[ViolationOfCommonSense nonsense:]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]] Holstein]]. Alas, this was (sadly) fixed in a patch.
* one other Anther thing that sometimes can happens is for a nation that you haven't met randomly declares to declare war on you. Imagine playing as, say Russia and out of nowhere: nowhere:
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"MALI HAS DECLARED WAR ON YOU"YOU."'''



* When two nations with no armies declare war on each other, causing said "war" to last until one of them gets a retinue.

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* When two nations with no armies declare war on each other, causing said "war" to last until one of them gets a retinue.retinue.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aB0cZ43Hvg The]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOoboLdSf9g FRENEMIES]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_TC9hMiPn0 Miniseries]]. What starts as a [[BlatantLies thirty]] [[JustOneMoreTurn minute]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome multiplayer EUIV game]] becomes something ridiculously '''[[HilarityEnsures hilarious.]]'''
** For starters, [[StylisticSuck the ''really'' bad 80's advert.]]

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* Sometimes, in a bout of ArtificialStupidity, an AI ally of vassal's army will do an annoying action known as "standing on your face" in which you'll have your army sitting in a province beneath the supply limit, but they tip you over so your whole army takes loads of attrition. it's only funny because their troops will wither away to nothing while yours are fine. ComedicSociopathy I suppose.
* another weird thing is when two nations with no army declare war on each other, causing said war to last until one of them builds something.
* Chasing an enemy army isn't fun. add the benny hill theme. Instant funny.

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* Sometimes, in a bout of ArtificialStupidity, an AI ally of vassal's army will do an annoying action known as "standing on your face" in which you'll have your army sitting in a province beneath the supply limit, but they tip you over so your whole army the combined armies takes loads of attrition. it's only funny because Or more accurately, [[TooDumbTolive their troops troops]] [[LaserGuidedKarma will wither away to nothing nothing]] [[ComedicSociopathy while yours are fine. ComedicSociopathy I suppose.
fine.]]
* another weird thing is when When two nations with no army armies declare war on each other, causing said war "war" to last until one of them builds something.
* Chasing an enemy army isn't fun. add the benny hill theme. Instant funny.
gets a retinue.
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* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible them make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. If you're lucky, you get this spectacular piece on nonsense: [[ViolationOfCommonSense Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]] this was (sadly) fixed in a patch.

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* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible them make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. If you're lucky, you get this spectacular piece on of nonsense: [[ViolationOfCommonSense Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]] this was (sadly) fixed in a patch.
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* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible them make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. if you're lucky, you get this spectacular piece on nonsense: [[ViolationOfCommonSense Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]] this was (sadly) fixed in a patch.

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* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible them make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. if If you're lucky, you get this spectacular piece on nonsense: [[ViolationOfCommonSense Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]] this was (sadly) fixed in a patch.
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* one other thing that sometimes happens is a nation that you haven't met randomly declares war on you. imagine playing as, say Russia and out of nowhere: "MALI HAS DECLARED WAR ON YOU"

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* one other thing that sometimes happens is a nation that you haven't met randomly declares war on you. imagine Imagine playing as, say Russia and out of nowhere: "MALI HAS DECLARED WAR ON YOU"

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* Sometimes, in a bout of ArtificialStupidity, an AI ally of vassal's army will do an annoying action known as "standing on your face" in which you'll have your army sitting in a province beneath the supply limit, but the tip you over so your whole army takes loads of attrition. it's only funny because their troops will wither away to nothing ewhile yours are fine. ComedicSociopathy I suppose.

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* Sometimes, in a bout of ArtificialStupidity, an AI ally of vassal's army will do an annoying action known as "standing on your face" in which you'll have your army sitting in a province beneath the supply limit, but the they tip you over so your whole army takes loads of attrition. it's only funny because their troops will wither away to nothing ewhile while yours are fine. ComedicSociopathy I suppose.suppose.
*another weird thing is when two nations with no army declare war on each other, causing said war to last until one of them builds something.
* Chasing an enemy army isn't fun. add the benny hill theme. Instant funny.

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* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible t make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. if you're lucky, you get this spectacular piece on nonsense: [[ViolationOfCommonSense Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]]

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* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible t them make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. if you're lucky, you get this spectacular piece on nonsense: [[ViolationOfCommonSense Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]]Holstein]] this was (sadly) fixed in a patch.
* one other thing that sometimes happens is a nation that you haven't met randomly declares war on you. imagine playing as, say Russia and out of nowhere: "MALI HAS DECLARED WAR ON YOU"
* Sometimes, in a bout of ArtificialStupidity, an AI ally of vassal's army will do an annoying action known as "standing on your face" in which you'll have your army sitting in a province beneath the supply limit, but the tip you over so your whole army takes loads of attrition. it's only funny because their troops will wither away to nothing ewhile yours are fine. ComedicSociopathy I suppose.
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* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible t make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. if you're lucky, you get this spectacular Logicbomb: Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein

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* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible t make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. if you're lucky, you get this spectacular Logicbomb: piece on nonsense: [[ViolationOfCommonSense Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of HolsteinHolstein]]
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* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible t make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. if you're lucky, you get this spectacular logicbomb: Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein

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* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible t make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. if you're lucky, you get this spectacular logicbomb: Logicbomb: Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein
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* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible t make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. if you're lucky, you get [[logicbomb Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]]

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* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible t make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. if you're lucky, you get [[logicbomb this spectacular logicbomb: Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]]Holstein
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWAP0RNFOmc Paradox knows they suffer from]] CreatorProvincialism.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWAP0RNFOmc Paradox knows they suffer from]] CreatorProvincialism.CreatorProvincialism.
* via a glitch, if you conquer the nation of Holstein, it was originally possible t make them release...Holstein in a neighbouring province. if you're lucky, you get [[logicbomb Holstein has declared war on Holstein in the Holstenian reconquest of Holstein]]
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** And now the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwqTOoh3lK8 WE HAVE CASUS BELLI!]] mod.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H67FQX5ZLE Europa Universalis: The Musical!]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H67FQX5ZLE Europa Universalis: The Musical!]]Musical!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWAP0RNFOmc Paradox knows they suffer from]] CreatorProvincialism.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H67FQX5ZLE Europa Universalis: The Musical!]]

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