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* In the "Duke Forecastle" short story, the titular Duke is assigned as the first mate of the HMS Unsinkable II, his side's flagship, despite lacking the seafarer special (Ships can have a limited number of units assigned as crew. Each crew unit contributes to the ship's move, firepower, and other stats, but a unit without seafarer can only contribute a fraction of the value of an otherwise identical unit that does have seafarer). He is not told why his side has made such an illogical move, until eventually the Unsinkable II's captain lets him in on the secret: Nobody, including the Admiralty, has the slightest clue what he's doing there. They have assigned him where they did based solely on the fact that their greatest rival did the same thing and has won two impossible victories.
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* In the "Duke Forecastle" short story, the titular Duke is assigned as the first mate of the HMS Unsinkable II, his side's flagship, despite lacking the seafarer special (Ships can have a limited number of units assigned as crew. Each crew unit contributes to the ship's move, firepower, and other stats, but a unit without seafarer can only contribute a fraction of the value of an otherwise identical unit that does have seafarer). He is not told why his side has made such an illogical move, until eventually the Unsinkable II's captain lets him in on the secret: Nobody, including the Admiralty, has the slightest clue what he's doing there. They have assigned him where they did based solely on the fact that their greatest rival did the same thing and has won two impossible victories. victories.
** Even better: The admiral berates the idea and calls it superstitious. In the next page it's revealed that he's probably the most [[HypocriticalHumor superstitious person on the boat.]]
** Even better: The admiral berates the idea and calls it superstitious. In the next page it's revealed that he's probably the most [[HypocriticalHumor superstitious person on the boat.]]
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* In the "Duke Forecastle" short story, the titular Duke is assigned as the first mate of the HMS Unsinkable II, his side's flagship, despite lacking the seafarer special (Ships can have a limited number of units assigned as crew. Each crew unit contributes to the ship's move, firepower, and other stats, but a unit without seafarer can only contribute a fraction of the value of an otherwise identical unit that does have seafarer). He is not told why his side has made such an illogical move, until eventually the Unsinkable II's captain lets him in on the secret: Nobody, including the Admiralty, has the slightest clue what he's doing there. They have assigned him where they did based solely on the fact that their greatest rival did the same thing and has won two impossible victories.
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* How did we forget this? [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F127.jpg Uncroaked infantry, lead by a master class Croakamancer... can.]]
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* How did we forget this? [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F127.jpg Uncroaked infantry, lead by a master class Croakamancer... can.]]
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** Because exactly how many webcomics use "4CHAN" as a sound effect for a golem made of poop self-destructing?
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* The UNGODLY awkward conversation between [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2011-05-22.png Stanley the Tool and Zhopa the Twoll.]] Stanley obviously needs to work on his people skills.
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* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2010-11-01.jpg This exchange]]:
-->'''Parson:''' Now can you tunnel ''under'' [[spoiler: Portal Park, all the way from our portal to the one that goes to Spacerock]]?\\
'''Sizemore:''' I... can... why ''would'' I?\\
'''Parson:''' Because you always wanted to see a big fat guy do a fifty-yard dash in a suit of armor, underground? (slips on his cape) Erf- crap. Cape.\\
'''Sizemore:''' (with a doubtful look) I'm... pretty sure I haven't.\\
'''Parson:''' (smiling) I have. This place needs YouTube.
-->'''Parson:''' Now can you tunnel ''under'' [[spoiler: Portal Park, all the way from our portal to the one that goes to Spacerock]]?\\
'''Sizemore:''' I... can... why ''would'' I?\\
'''Parson:''' Because you always wanted to see a big fat guy do a fifty-yard dash in a suit of armor, underground? (slips on his cape) Erf- crap. Cape.\\
'''Sizemore:''' (with a doubtful look) I'm... pretty sure I haven't.\\
'''Parson:''' (smiling) I have. This place needs YouTube.
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** From the same update, after bragging about "inventing" toilet paper:
-->'''[=LordHamster=]''': That is interesting, Charlie. Almost more interesting than toilet paper.
-->'''[=LordHamster=]''': Though my ass would disagree.
-->'''[=LordHamster=]''': That is interesting, Charlie. Almost more interesting than toilet paper.
-->'''[=LordHamster=]''': Though my ass would disagree.
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* [[spoiler: Stanley has a big introspective thought about the implications of Parson dying and the fact that he'll never be able to give Parson his own side someday... Then he gets distracted by Zhopa's comment about a "[[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2013-05-06.png peekneek]]" and losing track of what [CloudCuckooLander he was thinking.]] Then proceeds to save Parson's butt [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass by being carried by his minion]] [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2013-05-13.jpg like a football.]]]]]]
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* [[spoiler: Stanley has a big introspective thought about the implications of Parson dying and the fact that he'll never be able to give Parson his own side someday... Then he gets distracted by Zhopa's comment about a "[[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2013-05-06.png peekneek]]" and losing track of what [CloudCuckooLander [[CloudCuckooLander he was thinking.]] Then proceeds to save Parson's butt [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass by being carried by his minion]] [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2013-05-13.jpg like a football.]]]]]]]]]]
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* [[spoiler: Stanley has a big introspective thought about the implications of Parson dying and the fact that he'll never be able to give Parson his own side someday... Then he gets distracted by Zhopa's comment about a "[[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2013-05-06.png peekneek]]" and losing track of what [CloudCuckooLander he was thinking.]] Then proceeds to save Parson's butt [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass by being carried by his minion like a football.]]]]
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* [[spoiler: Stanley has a big introspective thought about the implications of Parson dying and the fact that he'll never be able to give Parson his own side someday... Then he gets distracted by Zhopa's comment about a "[[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2013-05-06.png peekneek]]" and losing track of what [CloudCuckooLander he was thinking.]] Then proceeds to save Parson's butt [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass by being carried by his minion minion]] [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2013-05-13.jpg like a football.]]]]]]]]]]
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* [[spoiler: Stanley has a big introspective thought about the implications of Parson dying and the fact that he'll never be able to give Parson his own side someday... Then he gets distracted by Zhopa's comment about a "[[http://www.erfworld.com/book-2-archive/?px=%2F2013-05-06.png peekneek]]" and losing track of what [CloudCuckooLander he was thinking.]] Then proceeds to save Parson's butt [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass by being carried by his minion like a football.]]]]
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* Isaac [[DeadpanSnarker deadpans]] that isn't inclined to say where Parson is given that the person who asked just tried to [[http://www.erfworld.com/2013/07/book-2-page-113/ assassinate him.]]
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--> Tramennis: Brother, it pains me to see you this way.\\
Ossomer: Yes, I would imagine-\\
Tramennis: Ansom! Now Ansom could, admittedly, pull off the scarlet-and-black. But I'm sorry, that is an ''atrocious'' look on you.
Ossomer: Yes, I would imagine-\\
Tramennis: Ansom! Now Ansom could, admittedly, pull off the scarlet-and-black. But I'm sorry, that is an ''atrocious'' look on you.
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--> Tramennis: '''Tramennis:''' Brother, it pains me to see you this way.\\
Ossomer: '''Ossomer:''' Yes, I would imagine-\\
Tramennis: '''Tramennis:''' Ansom! Now Ansom could, admittedly, pull off the scarlet-and-black. But I'm sorry, that is an ''atrocious'' look on you.
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Tramennis: Ansom! Now Ansom could, admittedly, pull off the scarlet-and-black. But I'm sorry, that is an '''atrocious''' look on you.
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Tramennis: Ansom! Now Ansom could, admittedly, pull off the scarlet-and-black. But I'm sorry, that is an '''atrocious''' ''atrocious'' look on you.
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--> Tramennis: Brother, it pains me to see you this way.\\
Ossomer: Yes, I would imagine-\\
Tramennis: Ansom! Now Ansom could, admittedly, pull off the scarlet-and-black. But I'm sorry, that is an '''atrocious''' look on you.
--> Tramennis: Brother, it pains me to see you this way.\\
Ossomer: Yes, I would imagine-\\
Tramennis: Ansom! Now Ansom could, admittedly, pull off the scarlet-and-black. But I'm sorry, that is an '''atrocious''' look on you.
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--->'''Jack:''' I see. Well! Bravo Lord! T'was a ''splendidly'' speedy defection.
--->'''Jack:''' I see. Well! Bravo Lord! T'was a ''splendidly'' speedy defection.
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'''Jack:''' I see. Well! Bravo Lord! T'was a ''splendidly'' speedy defection.
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* In Book 0, Jillian, through an incredible stroke of luck, manages to tame a dwagon just in time to fight off a bunch of enemy units. One CurbstompBattle later, she tries to fly off on its back, but it's flying funny, and not responding well to her commands. Jillian realizes the problem; the dwagon had just eaten three [[TheStoner high elves]].
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* [[http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F126.jpg 126]."126."]]. Words ''ruin'' the hilarity.
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0139.html 139]].erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F126.jpg 126]. Words ''ruin'' the hilarity.
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0146.html erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F133.jpg "Call it the last...of the last of the last stands."]] [[CSIMiami "YeeeaaaAAAAAAAAhhhh!"]]
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* How did we forget this? [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0140.html erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F127.jpg Uncroaked infantry, lead by a master class Croakamancer... can.]]
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-->'''[=CharlsNChrg=]''': :(:(
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0139.html 139]]. Words ''ruin'' the hilarity.
** Because exactly how many webcomics use "4CHAN" as a sound effect for a golem made of poop self-destructing?
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0146.html "Call it the last...of the last of the last stands."]] [[CSIMiami "YeeeaaaAAAAAAAAhhhh!"]]
* [[http://tinyurl.com/mybl9d Summer Update 17]]. Specifically, the part where it is revealed that Transylvito - a city you don't want to mess with - is built on top of "Mount Mofo."
* Page 6 of Book 2. [[ShowSomeLeg "If we use a flash to cover the casting....."]]
* Jack is consulting with Parson, saying that he's the OnlySaneMan in this land of battle-mad Royals. "Perhaps you should defect, and join us all.". Then Parson reveals his latest exploit [[spoiler:in order to save Wanda's and Jack's lives]]:
--->'''Parson:''' It involves turning this battle into a [[spoiler:food fight.]]
--->'''Jack:''' I see. Well! Bravo Lord! T'was a ''splendidly'' speedy defection.
* How did we forget this? [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0140.html Uncroaked infantry, lead by a master class Croakamancer... can.]]
** Because exactly how many webcomics use "4CHAN" as a sound effect for a golem made of poop self-destructing?
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0146.html "Call it the last...of the last of the last stands."]] [[CSIMiami "YeeeaaaAAAAAAAAhhhh!"]]
* [[http://tinyurl.com/mybl9d Summer Update 17]]. Specifically, the part where it is revealed that Transylvito - a city you don't want to mess with - is built on top of "Mount Mofo."
* Page 6 of Book 2. [[ShowSomeLeg "If we use a flash to cover the casting....."]]
* Jack is consulting with Parson, saying that he's the OnlySaneMan in this land of battle-mad Royals. "Perhaps you should defect, and join us all.". Then Parson reveals his latest exploit [[spoiler:in order to save Wanda's and Jack's lives]]:
--->'''Parson:''' It involves turning this battle into a [[spoiler:food fight.]]
--->'''Jack:''' I see. Well! Bravo Lord! T'was a ''splendidly'' speedy defection.
* How did we forget this? [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0140.html Uncroaked infantry, lead by a master class Croakamancer... can.]]
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-->'''CharlsNChrg''': Perhaps it's an experiment that ought to be carried out.
-->'''LordHamster''': Oh, Charlie...
-->'''LordHamster''': I know business sucks, but that's no reason to start talking about suicide.
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': ...
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': Parson, is it actually your goal to make me hate you more every time we chat?
-->'''LordHamster''': Me? I'm just talking.
-->'''LordHamster''': Oh, Charlie...
-->'''LordHamster''': I know business sucks, but that's no reason to start talking about suicide.
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': ...
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': Parson, is it actually your goal to make me hate you more every time we chat?
-->'''LordHamster''': Me? I'm just talking.
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-->'''CharlsNChrg''':
-->'''[=CharlsNChrg=]''': Parson, is it actually your goal to make me hate you more every time we chat?
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-->'''LordHamster''': Sure.
-->'''LordHamster''': Determining the decision not to spend all the calculations. Cost: one calculation.
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': :)
-->'''LordHamster''': Teaching me that my bracer can make sophisticated predictions about the future? Priceless.
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': ...
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': :(
-->'''LordHamster''': Determining the decision not to spend all the calculations. Cost: one calculation.
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': :)
-->'''LordHamster''': Teaching me that my bracer can make sophisticated predictions about the future? Priceless.
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': ...
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-->'''LordHamster''': Me? I'm just talking.
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-->'''LordHamster''': Sure.
-->'''LordHamster''': Determining the decision not to spend all the calculations. Cost: one calculation.
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': :)
-->'''LordHamster''': Teaching me that my bracer can make sophisticated predictions about the future? Priceless.
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': ...
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': :(
-->'''LordHamster''': Sure.
-->'''LordHamster''': Determining the decision not to spend all the calculations. Cost: one calculation.
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': :)
-->'''LordHamster''': Teaching me that my bracer can make sophisticated predictions about the future? Priceless.
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': ...
-->'''CharlsNChrg''': :(
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-->LordHamster: Oh, Charlie...
-->LordHamster: I know business sucks, but that's no reason to start talking about suicide.
-->CharlsNChrg: ...
-->CharlsNChrg: Parson, is it actually your goal to make me hate you more every time we chat?
-->LordHamster: Me? I'm just talking.
-->LordHamster: Oh, Charlie...
-->LordHamster: I know business sucks, but that's no reason to start talking about suicide.
-->CharlsNChrg: ...
-->CharlsNChrg: Parson, is it actually your goal to make me hate you more every time we chat?
-->LordHamster: Me? I'm just talking.
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-->'''CharlsNChrg''': Parson, is it actually your goal to make me hate you more every time we chat?
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-->'''Narration''': And with no chance to engage and defend themselves, the culprits were now spending the night either running from the lascivious crotch-gropes of the uncroaked, or curling up in a corner somewhere and enduring them.
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-->'''Narration''': And with no chance to engage and defend themselves, the culprits were now spending the night either running from the lascivious crotch-gropes of the uncroaked, or curling up in a corner somewhere and enduring them.them.
* From [[http://www.erfworld.com/category/summer-update-2009/page/2/ Summer Update('09) 48]]:
-->CharlsNChrg: If an attuned wielder of an Arkentool were to croak, it would seem to be pretty compelling evidence that the Titans were not on their side. Don't you think?
-->CharlsNChrg: Perhaps it's an experiment that ought to be carried out.
-->LordHamster: Oh, Charlie...
-->LordHamster: I know business sucks, but that's no reason to start talking about suicide.
-->CharlsNChrg: ...
-->CharlsNChrg: Parson, is it actually your goal to make me hate you more every time we chat?
-->LordHamster: Me? I'm just talking.
* From [[http://www.erfworld.com/category/summer-update-2009/page/2/ Summer Update('09) 48]]:
-->CharlsNChrg: If an attuned wielder of an Arkentool were to croak, it would seem to be pretty compelling evidence that the Titans were not on their side. Don't you think?
-->CharlsNChrg: Perhaps it's an experiment that ought to be carried out.
-->LordHamster: Oh, Charlie...
-->LordHamster: I know business sucks, but that's no reason to start talking about suicide.
-->CharlsNChrg: ...
-->CharlsNChrg: Parson, is it actually your goal to make me hate you more every time we chat?
-->LordHamster: Me? I'm just talking.
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If You Know What I Mean cleanup
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* In "Inner Peace (Through Superior Firepower)", Wanda is trapped in a city with the enemy, but the city is under a spell which prevents combat. While she is safe from enemy attacks, she is not safe from enemy... "[[IfYouKnowWhatIMean advances]]"."advances". The hilarious part is how she turns the tables on them, by having her uncroaked units do the same to them.
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-->'''Jack''': Excellent! Sizemore, there's a new unit to be made in the Chief Warlord's trousers.
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-->'''Jack''': Excellent! Sizemore, there's a new unit to be made in the Chief Warlord's trousers.trousers.
* In "Inner Peace (Through Superior Firepower)", Wanda is trapped in a city with the enemy, but the city is under a spell which prevents combat. While she is safe from enemy attacks, she is not safe from enemy... "[[IfYouKnowWhatIMean advances]]". The hilarious part is how she turns the tables on them, by having her uncroaked units do the same to them.
-->'''Narration''': And with no chance to engage and defend themselves, the culprits were now spending the night either running from the lascivious crotch-gropes of the uncroaked, or curling up in a corner somewhere and enduring them.
* In "Inner Peace (Through Superior Firepower)", Wanda is trapped in a city with the enemy, but the city is under a spell which prevents combat. While she is safe from enemy attacks, she is not safe from enemy... "[[IfYouKnowWhatIMean advances]]". The hilarious part is how she turns the tables on them, by having her uncroaked units do the same to them.
-->'''Narration''': And with no chance to engage and defend themselves, the culprits were now spending the night either running from the lascivious crotch-gropes of the uncroaked, or curling up in a corner somewhere and enduring them.