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--->"'''OH SIEG ''HELLLLL'' NO!!! You're not gonna cheat ''me'', Mr. '[[SunglassesAtNight Sunglasses All Ze Time!]]' I'll take ''you'', [[ItMakesSenseInContext and your new boyfriend Goofy]], [[AndYourLittleDogToo and all your]] spermy [[{{Mooks}} soldier guys]], and throw YOU in a butthole in the sand! ''[[SayMyName I AM ADOLF-!!!]]'''''"\\

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--->"'''OH SIEG ''HELLLLL'' ''HELL'' NO!!! You're not gonna cheat ''me'', Mr. '[[SunglassesAtNight Sunglasses All Ze Time!]]' I'll take ''you'', [[ItMakesSenseInContext and your new boyfriend Goofy]], [[AndYourLittleDogToo and all your]] spermy [[{{Mooks}} soldier guys]], and throw YOU in a butthole in the sand! ''[[SayMyName I AM ADOLF-!!!]]'''''"\\
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* Superman flies off after his second verse and ignores Goku until he says that Supes "Got his ass beat by a bat with no powers." Superman turns around to fight after making a face that says ''Oh no you didn't...''
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--> "Sacrebleu! T'as une tête à faire sauter les plaques d'égouts!"[[labelnote:Translation]]Holy heavens! You have a head that can blow off manhole covers![[/labelnote]]
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* John [=McClane=] gets a [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilariously inappropriate]] dig at Sylvester Stallone's famous VerbalTick.

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* John [=McClane=] gets a [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilariously inappropriate]] dig at Sylvester Stallone's famous VerbalTick.VerbalTic.
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* John [=McClane=] gets a [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilariously inappropriate]] dig at Sylvester Stallone's famous VerbalTick.
--> '''John [=McClane=]:''' Does your lip hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you string that shit up like a compound bow?
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* [[LargeHam NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING! YOU JUST DON'T TURN IT OFF!]] Unless... it's one of your movies, in which case... I JUST TURN IT OFF!

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* [[LargeHam "[[LargeHam NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING! YOU JUST DON'T TURN IT OFF!]] Unless... it's one of your movies, in which case... I JUST TURN IT OFF!OFF!"
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* The fact that the battle immediately stops after Rambo pulls out a [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill an RPG]], only to promptly resume as a rather petty argument.
-->'''John [=McClane=]:''' [[WHatTheHellHero Jesus Christ asshole! What are you doing!?]] This is not some Saturday morning cartoon for you to ruin!
-->'''Rambo:''' Only thing getting ruined is [=McClane=] family Christmas. All your kids still got "decent dad" on their wish list.
-->'''John [=McClane=]:''' Whoa! Rambo's dropping bombs in his flows! Did your pals in the Taliban help you write those?
-->'''John Wick:''' *Exasperated* Those were Mujahideen, there's a difference. The Taliban formed in the 90s when you fell off with a vengeance.
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--> Oppenheimer: Listening to you took everything I had left. After your raps, I am become [[{{Pun}} deaf]].

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--> Oppenheimer: '''Oppenheimer:''' Listening to you took everything I had left. After your raps, I am become [[{{Pun}} deaf]].

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* Oppenheimer's first line has a ''glorious'' reference to his famous "I am become death" quote.
--> Oppenheimer: Listening to you took everything I had left. After your raps, I am become [[{{Pun}} deaf]].
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* [[IncomingHam "SCREW YOU, YOU BIG BLACK CUNT!"]]

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* "You're such wieners, I should call you both [[Film/{{Shaft}} John Shaft]]."
* [[LargeHam NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING! YOU JUST DON'T TURN IT OFF!]] Unless... it's one of your movies, in which case... I JUST TURN IT OFF!
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-->'''Rambo:''' Alright, I guess I'll be the one to draw [[Film/FirstBlood]].\\

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-->'''Rambo:''' Alright, I guess I'll be the one to draw [[Film/FirstBlood]].\\ Film/FirstBlood.\\

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* John Wick cutting off Rambo before he can start the battle.
-->'''Rambo:''' Alright, I guess I'll be the one to draw [[Film/FirstBlood]].\\
'''Wick:''' [[TakeThat Or maybe, you could draw an audience to see any of your new movies]].
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* Jeff Bezos walking through boxes wearing his space suit and cowboy hat. Enough said.

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* Jeff Bezos walking skipping through boxes wearing his space suit and cowboy hat. Enough said.said.
** The fact that he refers to himself as [[Music/DJJazzyJeffAndTheFreshPrince Jazzy Jeff Bezos]].
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* When The Joker calls Pennywise "A sewer troll that Stephen King wrote between his lines", Pennywise... doesn't understand the euphamism, seeing as It spends 27 years at a time sleeping. Joker then frustratedly has to spell it out for him, the one thing he ''hates'' doing.
--> It's like cocaine, you know what I said.\\
I don't know how any kind of joke could go over ''[[ForeheadOfDoom that]]'' head!
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** The fact that the weed-smoking expression is the picture used for Musk on the video thumbnail (Zuckerberg is, of course, [[RunningGag just staring creepily into the camera]]).

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** The fact that the weed-smoking expression is the picture used for Musk on in the video thumbnail (Zuckerberg is, of course, [[RunningGag just staring creepily into the camera]]).
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* After Musk's first verse, the first thing that Zuckerberg brings ups is... the fact that [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy Musk referred to Data from Star Trek as a Lieutenant instead of a Lieutenant Commander]]. A quick shot of Musk afterwards shows him rolling his eyes in response.

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* After Musk's first verse, the first thing that Zuckerberg brings ups up is... the fact that [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy Musk referred to Data from Star Trek as a Lieutenant instead of a Lieutenant Commander]]. A quick shot of Musk afterwards shows him rolling his eyes in response.


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** The fact that the weed-smoking expression is the picture used for Musk on the video thumbnail (Zuckerberg is, of course, [[RunningGag just staring creepily into the camera]]).
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** Better yet? This was triggered by Shakespeare accusing Seuss of [[BerserkButton writing the]] ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' [[BerserkButton books.]]

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** Better yet? This was triggered by Shakespeare accusing Seuss of [[BerserkButton writing the]] ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' ''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]'' [[BerserkButton books.]]

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-->'''Joe Biden:''' The pain of losing loved ones is something I've seen... so I know how you must have felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein.

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-->'''Joe Biden:''' -->'''Biden:''' The pain of losing loved ones is something I've seen... so I know how you must have felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein.


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* Biden thrusting his hips in slow-mo, while uttering the "Should've pulled out of Stormy Daniels" line.
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Just how thoroughly outmatched Bieber is; as soon as Beethoven [[BadassBaritone starts rapping]], you already know [[CurbStompBattle how this is going to turn out.]]

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Just how thoroughly outmatched Bieber is; as soon as Beethoven [[BadassBaritone starts rapping]], rapping, you already know [[CurbStompBattle how this is going to turn out.]]
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-->'''Harry:''' But I bet you're just distracted, you've got a lot on your plate / On the one hand, the rebellion / on the other hand... oh, wait.

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-->'''Harry:''' But I bet you're just distracted, you've got a lot on your plate / On the one hand, the rebellion / on the other hand... [[OhWait oh, wait.wait]].
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* The simple fact that the creepy, hoarse, [[KubrickStare Kubrick Staring]] Rasputin opens fire on Stalin over a tense beat with "Cool moustache. ''Wario.''"

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* The simple fact that the creepy, hoarse, [[KubrickStare Kubrick Staring]] Rasputin opens fire on Stalin over a tense beat with "Cool moustache. moustache, ''Wario.''"
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* The ERB Funnies videos take clips from the rap battles and [[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop mangle them to hilarious levels.]] The ERB channel even ''commented on a video saying it made them laugh!''

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* The ERB Funnies videos take clips from the rap battles and [[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop [[YouTubePoop mangle them to hilarious levels.]] The ERB channel even ''commented on a video saying it made them laugh!''
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'''Luigi:''' '''AND LUIGI, MOTHA'''*bling*'''A'''

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'''Luigi:''' '''AND LUIGI, MOTHA'''*bling*'''A'''MOTHA-''*bling*''!'''
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* "I'm committing verbal murder in the [[JustForPun major third degree!]] My name is [[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven]] [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]], [[SarcasmMode maybe you've heard of me?]] Not [[Film/{{Beethoven}} the St. Bernard version]], I'm the ''real'' OG!"

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* "I'm committing verbal murder in the [[JustForPun major third degree!]] My name is [[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven]] Beethoven]], [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]], [[SarcasmMode maybe you've heard of me?]] Not [[Film/{{Beethoven}} the St. Bernard version]], I'm the ''real'' OG!"
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* "I'm committing verbal murder in the [[JustForPun major third degree!]] My name is [[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven]] [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]], [[SarcasmMode maybe you've heard of me?]] Not [[Film/{{Beethoven the St. Bernard version]], I'm the ''real'' OG!"

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* "I'm committing verbal murder in the [[JustForPun major third degree!]] My name is [[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven]] [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]], [[SarcasmMode maybe you've heard of me?]] Not [[Film/{{Beethoven [[Film/{{Beethoven}} the St. Bernard version]], I'm the ''real'' OG!"
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** "And now that you're here next to me/I can see why they [[Film/{{Beethoven}} used a dog to play you in the movies]]."

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** "And now that you're here next to me/I me, I can see why they [[Film/{{Beethoven}} used a dog to play you in the movies]]."movies]]!"



** "I got a concert in five, so there's not much time left/what else can I say? Your own music made you deaf!"

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** "I got a concert in five, so there's not much time left/what left! What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf!"



* "I'm committing verbal murder in the [[JustForPun major third degree!]]/My name is [[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven]] [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]], [[SarcasmMode maybe you've heard of me?]]

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* "I'm committing verbal murder in the [[JustForPun major third degree!]]/My degree!]] My name is [[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven]] [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]], [[SarcasmMode maybe you've heard of me?]]me?]] Not [[Film/{{Beethoven the St. Bernard version]], I'm the ''real'' OG!"
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--->'''NicePeter:''' You look like a thumb! Where'd you even come from?!?! IT'S LIKE I'M BATTLE RAPPING A FAT VERSION OF [[Franchise/LordOfTheRings GOLLUM]]!

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--->'''NicePeter:''' --->'''Nice Peter:''' You look like a thumb! Where'd you even come from?!?! IT'S LIKE I'M BATTLE RAPPING A FAT VERSION OF [[Franchise/LordOfTheRings GOLLUM]]!
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--->"You look like a thumb! Where'd you even come from?!?! IT'S LIKE I'M BATTLE RAPPING A FAT VERSION OF [[Franchise/LordOfTheRings GOLLUM]]"

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--->"You --->'''NicePeter:''' You look like a thumb! Where'd you even come from?!?! IT'S LIKE I'M BATTLE RAPPING A FAT VERSION OF [[Franchise/LordOfTheRings GOLLUM]]"GOLLUM]]!
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* Pete's diss at Lloyd's baldness and short stature:
--->"You look like a thumb! Where'd you even come from?!?! IT'S LIKE I'M BATTLE RAPPING A FAT VERSION OF [[Franchise/LordOfTheRings GOLLUM]]"

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