History Funny / Durarara

* In the x2 Ketsu OVA, a fat man named Shizuo Nobusuma tries to get an easy life by impersonating Shizuo Heiwajima. He goes around trying to squeeze loot from others and, although everyone knows he's a fake, they play along and give into his demands out of pity, knowing that the real Shizuo will beat him to a bloody pulp when he finds out. Then after getting pummeled by Vorona and duped by Izaya, Nobusuma eventually runs into the ''real'' Shizuo and gets punched into the sky for kicking Kasuka's car. Days later, Nobusuma decides to impersonate Kadota and his first targets are Walker and Erika. He is easily defeated by the real Kadota and [[LaserGuidedKarma tortured by Walker and Erika]]. Now, one would be smart enough to call it quits after that, but apparently Nobusuma [[TooDumbToLive is a very slow learner.]] Days later, he starts to impersonate the Headless Rider, only to get beaten up by Celty herself.

* In the x2 Ketsu OVA, a fat man named Shizuo Nobusuma tries to get an easy life by impersonating Shizuo Heiwajima. He goes around trying to squeeze loot from others and, although everyone knows he's a fake, they play along and give into his demands out of pity, knowing that the real Shizuo will beat him to a bloody pulp when he finds out. Then after getting pummeled by Vorona and duped by Izaya, Nobusuma eventually runs into the ''real'' Shizuo and gets punched into the sky for kicking Kasuka's car. Days later, Nobusuma decides to impersonate Kadota and his first targets are Walker and Erika. He is easily defeated by the real Kadota and [[LaserGuidedKarma tortured by Walker and Erika]]. One would be smart enough to call it quits after that, but apparently Nobusuma [[TooDumbToLive is a very slow learner.]] Days later, he starts to impersonate the Headless Rider, only to get beaten up by Celty herself.

* From Episode 7: "Shizuo is acting like he's going through puberty?" Oh Simon...

* In an OVA, Shinra tells Celty that he has some dirt on Izaya from middle school. Cut to a flashback of Izaya haughtily talking about how much he doesn't like dogs vs his love for humans. The camera then zooms out, revealing him clinging to a pole for dear life surrounded by a group of dogs.
--->'''Celty:''' "He probably wanted you to help him..."

--->'''Shinra:''' "Look, if you don't stop calling me, I'll spill the beans on you, the dogs and the pole!"
* In an OVA, Shinra reminisces about inviting Shizuo and Izaya to their coming of age ceremony, thinking it would be fun if they all attended.

--->'''Shinra:''' "That was a fun ceremony-"

* "Actually, I'm trying to seduce you."

--> ''"That was like... A convenience store trash can... that came flying at us! But why?"''

--> ''"Why? Why? Why did a trash can... ?"''

-->'''Celty:''' "What happened?:

-->'''Izaya:''' "How was it? Gave you quite the adrenaline shot, didn't it? Did you and Celty just grow to love each other even more due to the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misattribution_of_arousal misattribution of arousal?]]"\\
'''Shinra:''' "Ah hah hah. Go die chest-first in a clay ice shaver, Izaya."

* Izaya [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tAZxxUiQIY laughing as he's stomping on a cell phone]].

* When Mikado mistakenly assumes Anri was a stalker, his [[ImagineSpot Internal Puppet Show]] plays out the possible scenarios, including a Yandere Anri coming after him with a knife--''"I love you!"'', lighting up his home--''"Fire!"'', and kidnapping his parents.

* In Episode 10, Mikado's brain goes into overdrive when he starts thinking Anri is a StalkerWithACrush. On the flip side, if she's cute then maybe it's okay to be stalked. But then, Mikado starts to imagine puppet show scenarios where Anri goes {{Yandere}}. Scene 1, stabbing him with a knife. Scene 2, burning his house down. Scene 3, kidnapping his parents.

--> '''Mikado''': It's a terrible liar.

** It's safe to say anytime that Shingen is onscreen, there is bound to be hilarity. Other moments include Shinra accidentally (he thought it was Celty) walking on him in the shower. As well as the whole argument where Shinra and Celty are trying to get Shingen's blessing.

* Mairu's introduced by reading a book. Reading said book out loud. Reading said book out loud in class. Reading said book out loud in class and commenting on the subject matter. Reading said book out loud in class and loudly commenting on the pornographic subject matter.

* The 'Bloody White Day' story. Shinra recounts how in high school, on Valentine's Day, all the girls suddenly received valentines from Shishizaki, a boy whom the female students were infatuated with. This caused them all to skip first period to get chocolate for him and subsequently get in trouble. However, Shishizaki had been absent that day, and the true culprit was Izaya (who was also responsible for Shishizaki's absence). On White Day, all the boys in the school received cutesy, hand-made, confession notes asking them to meet outside and bring chocolate. Despite being highly suspicious, due to Kasuka telling him to cherish any cards he got, Shizuo complied with the instructions. He was the first one to arrive, so when the rest of the male student body came, they immediately assumed Shizuo was messing with them, leading to a very large, and very one-sided fight. Once again it was all Izaya's fault.

* The girls' cooking skills are ranked. Mika scores a perfect one hundred, Namie scores ninety-five, Erika scores seventy, Anri scores thirty-five, Celty scores thirty and somehow Emilia scores ''negative twenty''. She scores in the negative regions fifty points below the person with no sense of taste.

* The 'Bloody White Day' story. Shinra recounts how in high school, on Valentine's Day, all the girls suddenly received valentines from Shishizaki, a boy whom the female students were infatuated with. This caused them all to skip first period to get chocolate for him and subsequently get in trouble. However, Shishizaki had been absent that day, and the true culprit had been Izaya (who was also responsible for Shishizaki's absence). On White Day, all the boys in the school received cutesy, hand-made, confession notes asking them to meet outside and bring chocolate. Despite being highly suspicious, due to Kasuka telling him to cherish any cards he got, Shizuo complied with the instructions. He was the first one to arrive, so when the rest of the male student body came, they immediately assumed Shizuo was messing with them, leading to a very large, and very one-sided fight. Once again it was all Izaya's fault.

* When the twins start their first day at Raira, there's a small part where their teachers nervously discuss the fact that the their last name is ''Orihara', and that they are the younger sisters of ''Izaya'' Orihara.

** Later, Celty and Shinra decide to play an 'unknown' and 'super-hard' game. Said game happens to be one made by none other than Izaya Orihara when he was in high school. He created it with the sole purpose of testing someone's patience. The game starts out easy enough, however after ten seconds, the character in the game falls down a hole ''and never stops''. After a while, a seemingly endless block of text appears beside the character as it falls, mocking Celty and Shinra for several minutes before Celty tries to close the game. This opens up ANOTHER block of text that once again taunts Celty.

** Later, Celty and Shinra decide to play an 'unknown' and 'super-hard' game. Said game happens to be one made by none other than Izaya Orihara when he was in high school with the sole purpose of testing someone's patience. The game starts out easy enough however, after ten seconds, the character in the game falls down a hole AND NEVER STOPS. And, after a while, a seemingly endless block of text appears beside the character as it falls, mocking Celty and Shinra for several minutes before Celty tries to close the game. This opens up ANOTHER block of text that once again taunts Celty.

* The ChaseScene in Episode 24 combines this with CrowningMomentOfAwesome, mostly because Horada and his lackeys are ''completely'' out of their league against Shizuo and Celty, and their faces when they realize it...! Celty "seducing" Shinra later on is also pretty dang hilarious.