History Funny / DriverSanFrancisco

-->'''Sam (At the beginning)''': So tired... *Yawn* Man, everything's gone all rainbow-blurry!
-->'''Sam''': So warm and fuzzy, curling up on a big ol' fuzzy bear's tummy... *Yawn* fuzzy-wuzzy...
-->'''Tanner''': No! Stay awake! [[BearsAreBadNews It's a hungry grizzly]]! It's gonna eat you!
-->'''Sam''': What's gotten into you? [[NonSequitur And why is your head a big balloon]]?
-->'''Sam''': Joni, with your big balloon head - will you marry me?
-->'''Tanner''': With chunks of vomit down your front? You might want to save that questions for later.
-->'''Sam (After Tanner crashed the Corvette Z06)''': [[MoodWhiplash That hurt, Joni]]!
-->'''Tanner''': That means you're still alive!
-->'''Sam''': I am [[SuddenlyShouting TRYING]] to get some sleep here, Mrs. Balloon-head...

** You can find a, according to Tanner, "beautiful" car whose passenger is a thug that needs to whack someone to cover the cost for it. "Beautiful" is in quotation because sometimes the car in question might be a 1968 Fiat Abarth 595 or something similarly vintage and unremarkable.

--> '''Passenger:'' (during a police chase) [[Understatement They seem to be getting a little irate.]]

** You can find a, according to Tanner, "beautiful" car who's passenger is a thug that needs to whack someone to cover the cost for it. "Beautiful" is in quotation because sometimes the car in question might be a 1968 Fiat Abarth 595 or something similarly vintage and unremarkable.

--> '''Passenger''': Get out of car... Before it explodes... Got it! Tha--- *[[KilledMidSentence Boom]]*

** A "reporter" in a taxi who narrates every action with dramatic exaggeration which annoys Tanner.
** Shifting into a truck or other heavy vehicle with the passenger remarking it's "insurance scam day".
** Finding Winona Clash, a trashy modern rock star that Tanner only half-liked one of her albums.

'''Tanner''': Mine's [[FlippingTheBird giving you the finger]].

* Some people can tell that Tanner has shifted into another body. This includes a wife freaking out and wondering where her husband went in Tanner's place, as well as a blind husband knowing that a "demon" had possessed his wife's body.

* The TalkLikeAPirate [[http://youtu.be/N_lAPHFaiDk car]].

--> '''Tanner''': Hold on, things are about to get rough!
--> '''Random teen''': Oh, I don't want to miss this!
** As well as getting girlfriends to admit who they've been cheating on.

--> '''Passenger''' (upon seeing a drift): I thought the handbrake was there for parking.

* Some people can tell that Tanner has shifted into another body. This includes a wife freaking out and wondering where her husband went in Tanner's place, as well as a blind husband knowing that a "demon" had possessed his wife's body. Another example includes the build up of Ayun calling Jun "John" (sometimes even Tanner) occasionally, as well as remarking on Tanner's ability to shift. Until after the absolute last time you had to help them win a race is kinda funny.
--> '''Ayun''': By the way, give my brother back, find your own body, fight your own battles.
--> '''Tanner''': What did you just say?!

* How about a collection of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXXbGCzm1yg funny]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbFAiCKABsI moments]]?

-->'''Tanner''': I'm a middle-aged comic geek living with my mother. She's used to disappointment.

-->'''Tanner''': That's okay. I don't, either!

* Driver: SF has a ton of hilarious conversations when you shift into someone else's car, it would take far too long to list them all, though Tanner scaring a driver's ed instructor shitless(literally) is one of the highlights.
--> Tanner: "Hold on, thing's are about to get rough!"
--> Random Teen: "Oh I don't want to miss this!"

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY-JRYFYi8E Driving lessons with Tanner!]]
--> Passenger as he see's Tanner driving on the sidewalk: "And this won't mean a fail in a test?
--> Tanner: "Nah, [[{{Blatantlies}} look at how happy these people are]]."
or
--> Passenger: "And this is safe, yes?"
--> Tanner: "Of course. Look: No cars!"

--> Tanner after the car is wrecked: "Now the most important thing is to [[{{EveryCarIsAPinto}} get out of the car before it explodes]]."
--> Passenger: "Get out of car... Before it explodes... Got it! Tha---" *[[{{Killedmidsentence}} Boom]]*

--> Passenger upon seeing a drift: "I thought the handbrake was there for parking."
--> Tanner: "Eh, common misconception."
* Some people can tell that Tanner has shifted into another body, on example includes a wife freaking out and wondering where her husband went in Tanner's place, as well as a blind husband knowing that a "demon" had possesed his wifes body. Another example includes the build up of Ayun calling Jun by John (sometimes even Tanner) occasionally as well as remarking on Tanner's ability to shift. Until after the absolute last time you had to help them win a race is kinda funny.
--> Ayun: By the way, give my brother back, find your own body, fight your own battles.
--> Tanner: What did you just say?!

--> Tanner: "Of course. Look: [[{{Troll}} No cars]]!"

* Some people can tell that Tanner has shifted into another body, on example includes a wife freaking out and wondering where her husband went in Tanner's place. Another example includes the build up of Ayun calling Jun by John (sometimes even Tanner) occasionally. Until after the absolute last time you had to help them win a race is kinda funny.

--> Ayun: Now, give my brother back, go find your own problems.

--> Passenger: "Get out of car... Before it explodes... Got it! Thank you!"

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--> Passenger: Get out of car... Before it explodes... Got it! Thank you!
** Some people can tell that Tanner has shifted into another body, on example includes a wife freaking out and wondering where her husband went in Tanner's place. Another example includes the build up of Ayun calling Jun by John (sometimes even Tanner) occasionally. Until after the absolute last time you had to help them win a race is kinda funny.

--> Passenger: "And this won't mean a fail in a test?

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--> Tanner after the car is wrecked: "Now the most important thing is to [[{{EveryCarIsAPinto}} get out of the car before it explodes."

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY-JRYFYi8E Driving lessons with Tanner!]]