History Funny / DragonBallZ

--->'''Vegeta''': "I'd rather be dead than fusing with you!"
--->'''Goku''': But Vegeta... [sigh] [[CaptainObvious You're already DEAD!]]
--->'''Vegeta''': [... makes a damn ''pouting'' face]

--->'''Perfect Cell:''' So kid, are you impressed by what you see?
--->'''Gohan:''' (With the most deadpan, sarcastic, unimpressed expression on his face.) Whoopee....

* Baby Trunks pulling on Future Trunks' hair.
* Bulma is shocked to see the visual change in Trunks after he and Vegeta exit the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, noting his longer hair. She noticed Vegeta’s hair didn’t change and asked why, which he responds that Saiyans’ hair never changes. Son Goku then remarks that he wondered how his own hair never changed since the beginning of the series.

-->'''Goku''': But Vegeta! [[DumbassHasAPoint YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD! You've got no choice!]]

-->'''Portly Lady:''' ''(currently fallen on her ass)'' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Who knows?]] [[HenpeckedHusband Lift me up!]]

* When Piccolo decides to take Gohan with him, Krillin mistakenly belives that he's going to eat Gohan instead. Piccolo gets seriously offended at the idea.

* After Bulma works through the night into morning fixing and reprogramming Raditz' scouter to display in English, she finds that Roshi and Krillin have fallen asleep. She reacts with a little gunplay.

** Master Roshi upon seeing Tarble's wife remarks that Saiyans have strange taste in wives. Too bad for him, [[TooDumbToLive he mentioned that within earshot of Bulma and ChiChi]]

-->'''Goku''': (''with a smile'') Kamiccolo!
-->'''Piccolo''': (''almost falls over embarrassed'')

* While Cell creating a panic over the announcement of his Cell Games isn't neccessarilyfunny, his trolling of fearful people looking for a safe location is in a BlackComedy wat. After a casual flyby near a train, he comes across a row of motorists frustrated by the very same train passing through, only for Cell to appear in front of them mocking offering to join them:

** When Goku punches Jeice in the face while he was trash-talking.

--->'''Piccolo''': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZekCUuhnWi4&t=965 Get out of the tub]].

'''-->Cell:''' So where is everyone going?
//(''crowd stares in shock upon seeing Cell'')
//'''Cell:''' I have an idea: Maybe I'll join you. (''advances towards the crowd'')
//(''The crowd literally runs for the hills, leaving their vehicles while Cell stares at a car and lifts it'')
//'''Cell:''' You forgot this!
//(''Cell tosses the car at the crowd, [[AmusingInjuries which explodes on them blasting back up the hill]]'')

'''Krillin''': No, '''[[OlderThanDirt older]]'''.

[[caption-width-right:327: "Bulma's your mother!!!???"[[note]]"That guy just pointed his finger and Kakarrot fell down!"[[/note]]]]

-->'''Roshi''': Why!? Because he's scared! Of the one more powerful than a Super Saiyan! His wife!\\

** "*loud whisper* Krillin! How do androids have babies!?"

-->'''Erasa''': THE 439 MOUNTAIN AREA!? How in the world do you get here? That's got to be a four or five hour drive!

-->'''Vegeta''': ''(stunned, watching Trunks zoom around)'' Did... I miss something? When was it that the pride of the Saiyan race was reduced to a child's plaything!? ''(orders Trunks to stop)'' Tell me, can the youngest child of Kakarot do this as well?\\

--->'''Piccolo''': From now on, we do things my way! Tomorrow, you are going to fight Buu as a Super Saiyan and until then, we train! Understood, Trunkten!?\\

** Super Buu's first reaction to finding out that he, Gotenks and Piccolo are all trapped in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Super Buu really has his priorities in order, alright...

'''Buu''': NONE?! NO ICE CREAM!? NO-NO CHOCOLATE!?!?\\

--> '''Vegito''': (''suddenly changed back to normal'') Mommy!?

'''Buu''': Why you teasing Buu?! You play with Buu's feelings! *sees magazine* Hmm, what this? So Earth girls like boys look like this, huh? [[TakeThat How Buu supposed to live up to body image in magazine!?]] Oh, Buu know!\\

-->'''Vegeta''': *looking like his eyeballs are about to beat a hasty retreat from his skull* Your WIFE!?

** After Goku's first attempt he asks how he did, his driving Instructor (a guy who's pushing on a hundred by the looks of it) tells him it'd be a million years before he gets his license. Goku freaks out and tells him he can't wait that long as he's got to train for the Androids. While he's talking they are in the middle of a Lake and start to sink and he continues talking as they go underwater!

** Why does Trunks enter the 28th Tenkaichi? Because Vegeta ordered him so... On pain of halving his allowance.

* When Old Supreme Kai decides to transfer his life to Goku, his sacrifice is treated like a TearJerker, with a sad music track, the Supreme Kai on the verge of tears and Goku promising he'd put his sacrifice into good use. [[MoodWhiplash Then Old Supreme Kai suddenly comes back (now with a halo over his head, as he's dead) and angrily demands Goku for that to be the case]]. It puts ''everyone'' off guard.

** When Puipui fights Vegeta, [[CurbStompBattle he gets easily handled]]. To help him, Babidi turns the arena in Zun, Puipui's homeworld, that [[HeavyWorlder has ten times the gravity of Earth]]. [[GoneHorriblyRight Now, what is Vegeta's preferred way of training?]]