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* "You can tune a piano, but you can't [[Pun tuna]] fish!"
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[[caption-width-right:327: Bulma's your mom!!!???[[note]]DAMNIT!!![[/note]]]]
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[[caption-width-right:327: Bulma's your mom!!!???[[note]]DAMNIT!!![[/note]]]]mother!!!???]]
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[[caption-width-right:327: Bulma's your mother!!!???[[note]]DAMNIT!!![[/note]]]]
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[[caption-width-right:327: Bulma's your mother!!!???[[note]]DAMNIT!!![[/note]]]]mom!!!???[[note]]DAMNIT!!![[/note]]]]
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[[caption-width-right:327: Bulma's your mother!!!???]]
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[[caption-width-right:327: Bulma's your mother!!!???]]mother!!!???[[note]]DAMNIT!!![[/note]]]]
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--->'''Frieza''': Enough! Loud mouth! On and on like a broken record!, "He's just a corspe talking; I'll have to gag him to shut up." AND after Vegeta dies: "It's about time. Saiyans tend to linger like a bad odor."
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--->'''Frieza''': Enough! Loud mouth! On and on like a broken record!, "He's just a corspe corpse talking; I'll have to gag him to shut up." AND after Vegeta dies: "It's about time. Saiyans tend to linger like a bad odor."
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** Don't forget some of Frieza's ''[[GallowsHumor very]]'' [[GallowsHumor dark]] comments after delivering the final blow to Vegeta and as he makes his [[DeathbedConfession dying words:]]
--->'''Frieza''': Enough! Loud mouth! On and on like a broken record!, "He's just a corspe talking; I'll have to gag him to shut up." AND after Vegeta dies: "It's about time. Saiyans tend to linger like a bad odor."
--->'''Frieza''': Enough! Loud mouth! On and on like a broken record!, "He's just a corspe talking; I'll have to gag him to shut up." AND after Vegeta dies: "It's about time. Saiyans tend to linger like a bad odor."
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* Yamcha and Krillin train for the Cell Games. Thank goodness the fate of the world is no longer in their hands. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPuOpJBnFbM
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* Although the Afterlife Tournament was a filler arc, it took advantage of the downtime between the Cell and Great Saiyaman/Majin Buu arcs to get back to the action comedy that was ''Dragon Ball's'' original appeal. This peaked at [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OS3sWFgkdM the (extremely short) tournament battle between fighters Tapikar and Torbie]]:
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* Although the Afterlife Tournament was a filler arc, it took advantage of the downtime between the Cell and Great Saiyaman/Majin Buu arcs to get back to the action comedy that was ''Dragon Ball's'' original appeal. This peaked at [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OS3sWFgkdM com/watch?v=cDtCgzqJQFw the (extremely short) tournament battle between fighters Tapikar and Torbie]]:
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'''Buu''': Why you teasing Buu?! You play with Buu's feelings! *sees magazine* Hmm, what this? So Earth girls like boys look like this, huh? [[TakeThat How Buu supposed to live up to body image in magazine!?]] Oh, Buu know!
* rearranges his face to be pretty, girl reacts in horror*\\
* rearranges his face to be pretty, girl reacts in horror*\\
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'''Buu''': Why you teasing Buu?! You play with Buu's feelings! *sees magazine* Hmm, what this? So Earth girls like boys look like this, huh? [[TakeThat How Buu supposed to live up to body image in magazine!?]] Oh, Buu know!
*know!\\
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** The scene where Babidi gets blown to pieces. "Buu no help you, Buu no help!"
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzYLZMFTGhk This scene]] during the Buu saga, in which [[AffablyEvil Buu]] falls for a girl and decides to make himself look pretty to her. He looks into a nearby magazine and sees a picture of a "pretty boy" and changes his face into the one from the magazine, while saying "Baby!" in an Elvis-esque voice.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzYLZMFTGhk com/watch?v=oLdBk6voHE4 This scene]] during the Buu saga, in which [[AffablyEvil Buu]] falls for a girl and decides to make himself look pretty to her. He looks into a nearby magazine and sees a picture of a "pretty boy" and changes his face into the one from the magazine, while saying "Baby!" in an Elvis-esque voice.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHCxUl96htY Goku biting Frieza's tail.]] Poor Frieza, his reaction was ''priceless''.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHCxUl96htY com/watch?v=orWZRC1MLWE Goku biting Frieza's tail.]] Poor Frieza, his reaction was ''priceless''.
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* ''GohanGoestoHighSchool'' is incredibly hilarious, from the fact that Gohan doesn't KNOW how to be normal to him FLYING up in the air in baseball to catch the ball and realizing everyone's looking at him to the fact that Videl is stalking him like crazy and how much like his father he is. The whole episode is a huge CrowningMomentofFunny. Special mention goes to the scene where Gohan flips out on people who misinterpret the Great Saiyaman and call it Great Singing man. "IT'S GREAT SAIYAMAN!"
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* ''GohanGoestoHighSchool'' ''Gohan Goes to High School'' is incredibly hilarious, from the fact that Gohan doesn't KNOW how to be normal to him FLYING up in the air in baseball to catch the ball and realizing everyone's looking at him to the fact that Videl is stalking him like crazy and how much like his father he is. The whole episode is a huge CrowningMomentofFunny. Special mention goes to the scene where Gohan flips out on people who misinterpret the Great Saiyaman and call it Great Singing man. "IT'S GREAT SAIYAMAN!" SAIYAMAN!"
-->'''Erasa''': So, where do you live, anyway?
-->'''Gohan''': The 439 Mountain Area. It's kind of remote...
-->'''Erasa''': THE 439 MOUNTAIN AREA!? How in the world do you get here? That's got to be a four or five hour drive!
-->'''Gohan''': Uhhh... that's just how dedicated I am to my education! ''(in thought)'' I can't believe I just said that!
-->'''Erasa''': So, where do you live, anyway?
-->'''Gohan''': The 439 Mountain Area. It's kind of remote...
-->'''Erasa''': THE 439 MOUNTAIN AREA!? How in the world do you get here? That's got to be a four or five hour drive!
-->'''Gohan''': Uhhh... that's just how dedicated I am to my education! ''(in thought)'' I can't believe I just said that!
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* ''GohanGoestoHighSchool'' is incredibly hilarious, from the fact that Gohan doesn't KNOW how to be normal to him FLYING up in the air in baseball to catch the ball and realizing everyone's looking at him to the fact that Videl is stalking him like crazy and how much like his father he is. The whole episode is a huge CrowningMomentofFunny. Special mention goes to the scene where Gohan flips out on people who misinterpret the Great Saiyaman and call it Great Singing man. "IT'S GREAT SAIYAMAN!"
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-->'''Goku''': It must be my diet; I eat really wholesome foods.
-->'''Burter''': You scum, your '''''diet''''', huh? Well, '''''you'll be eating my fist next!'''''
-->'''Burter''': You scum, your '''''diet''''', huh? Well, '''''you'll be eating my fist next!'''''
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-->'''Goku''': It must be my diet; I eat really wholesome foods.
-->'''Burter''':foods.\\
'''Burter''': You scum, your '''''diet''''', huh? Well, '''''you'll be eating my fist next!'''''
-->'''Burter''':
'''Burter''': You scum, your '''''diet''''', huh? Well, '''''you'll be eating my fist next!'''''
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-->'''Vegeta''': For starters, where in the world did you get that absurd looking outfit?
-->'''Goku''': It's the latest fashion on planet Yardrat, but I guess it does look a little strange. But at least it's not ''pink''!
-->'''Vegeta''': Never mind! Who cares about your stupid clothes anyway!
-->'''Goku''': It's the latest fashion on planet Yardrat, but I guess it does look a little strange. But at least it's not ''pink''!
-->'''Vegeta''': Never mind! Who cares about your stupid clothes anyway!
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-->'''Goku''':
'''Goku''': It's the latest fashion on planet Yardrat, but I guess it does look a little strange. But at least it's not
-->'''Vegeta''':
'''Vegeta''': Never mind! Who cares about your stupid clothes anyway!
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--->'''Goku''': *zooms past Piccolo's car* EAT MY DUST, PICCOLO!!!
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--->'''Goku''': BULMA'S YOUR MOTHERRRR!!!!
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--->'''Piccolo''': *barely avoids {{Face Fault}}ing*
--->'''Vegeta''': *shocked* That man just pointed his finger and Kakarot fell down!
--->'''Vegeta''': *shocked* That man just pointed his finger and Kakarot fell down!
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--->'''Piccolo''': *barely avoids {{Face Fault}}ing*
--->'''Vegeta''':Fault}}ing*\\
'''Vegeta''': *shocked* That man just pointed his finger and Kakarot fell down!
--->'''Vegeta''':
'''Vegeta''': *shocked* That man just pointed his finger and Kakarot fell down!
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--->'''Buu''': It's not going to be the same as before!\\
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-->'''Announcer''': Hey! The two of you can't fight together! You're disqualified! Do you hear me?
-->'''Goten''': Uh-uh. I think we're in trouble.
-->'''Trunks''': Me too. Should we go?
-->'''Goten''': Uh-huh.
-->'''Trunks''': [[SourGrapesTropes Your tournament was stupid!]]
-->'''Goten''': Uh-uh. I think we're in trouble.
-->'''Trunks''': Me too. Should we go?
-->'''Goten''': Uh-huh.
-->'''Trunks''': [[SourGrapesTropes Your tournament was stupid!]]
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-->'''Announcer''': Hey! The two of you can't fight together! You're disqualified! Do you hear me?
-->'''Goten''':me?\\
'''Goten''': Uh-uh. I think we're introuble.
-->'''Trunks''':trouble.\\
'''Trunks''': Me too. Should wego?
-->'''Goten''': Uh-huh.
-->'''Trunks''':go?\\
'''Goten''': Uh-huh.\\
'''Trunks''': [[SourGrapesTropes Your tournament was stupid!]]
-->'''Goten''':
'''Goten''': Uh-uh. I think we're in
-->'''Trunks''':
'''Trunks''': Me too. Should we
-->'''Goten''': Uh-huh.
-->'''Trunks''':
'''Goten''': Uh-huh.\\
'''Trunks''': [[SourGrapesTropes Your tournament was stupid!]]
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-->'''Announcer''': Mighty mask was disqualified because [[TotemPoleTrench he was two people]].
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-->'''Cell:''' This ''stinks''.
-->'''King Cold:''' They could at least let us take showers...
-->'''Recoome:''' ...Does anybody wanna arm wrestle?
-->''' Everyone:''' '''''SHUT UP!'''''
-->'''King Cold:''' They could at least let us take showers...
-->'''Recoome:''' ...Does anybody wanna arm wrestle?
-->''' Everyone:''' '''''SHUT UP!'''''
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-->'''Cell:''' This ''stinks''.
-->'''King''stinks''.\\
'''King Cold:''' They could at least let us takeshowers...
-->'''Recoome:''' ...showers...\\
'''Recoome:''' ...Does anybody wanna armwrestle?
-->'''wrestle?\\
''' Everyone:''' '''''SHUT UP!'''''
-->'''King
'''King Cold:''' They could at least let us take
-->'''Recoome:''' ...
'''Recoome:''' ...Does anybody wanna arm
-->'''
''' Everyone:''' '''''SHUT UP!'''''
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-->'''Gohan''': I GOT IT! Krillin, you have a crush on Android 18, don't you!
-->'''Krillin''': *epic slap* Thanks, Mister Smooth!
-->'''Krillin''': *epic slap* Thanks, Mister Smooth!
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-->'''Gohan''': I GOT IT! Krillin, you have a crush on Android 18, don't you!
-->'''Krillin''':you!\\
'''Krillin''': *epic slap* Thanks, Mister Smooth!
-->'''Krillin''':
'''Krillin''': *epic slap* Thanks, Mister Smooth!
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-->'''Vegeta''': If you can land a punch on my face, then I'll take you to the park for an hour.
-->'''Trunks''': Wow! You mean it? Okay!
-->*Trunks attacks Vegeta and manages to land a hit on his face, then Vegeta reacts by punching Trunks in the face by accident*
-->'''Trunks''': *crying* You didn't say you were gonna hit back, Daaad...
-->'''Vegeta''': Well I never said I ''wouldn't'' hit you now did I, Trunks?
-->'''Trunks''': Noooo... but...
-->'''Vegeta''': Dry your tears! We're going to the park now!
-->'''Trunks''': *Trunks brightens up instantly" Yeah!
-->'''Trunks''': Wow! You mean it? Okay!
-->*Trunks attacks Vegeta and manages to land a hit on his face, then Vegeta reacts by punching Trunks in the face by accident*
-->'''Trunks''': *crying* You didn't say you were gonna hit back, Daaad...
-->'''Vegeta''': Well I never said I ''wouldn't'' hit you now did I, Trunks?
-->'''Trunks''': Noooo... but...
-->'''Vegeta''': Dry your tears! We're going to the park now!
-->'''Trunks''': *Trunks brightens up instantly" Yeah!
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-->'''Vegeta''': If you can land a punch on my face, then I'll take you to the park for an hour.
-->'''Trunks''':hour.\\
'''Trunks''': Wow! You mean it?Okay!
-->*TrunksOkay! \\
*Trunks attacks Vegeta and manages to land a hit on his face, then Vegeta reacts by punching Trunks in the face byaccident*
-->'''Trunks''':accident*\\
'''Trunks''': *crying* You didn't say you were gonna hit back,Daaad...
-->'''Vegeta''':Daaad...\\
'''Vegeta''': Well I never said I ''wouldn't'' hit you now did I,Trunks?
-->'''Trunks''':Trunks?\\
'''Trunks''': Noooo...but...
-->'''Vegeta''':but...\\
'''Vegeta''': Dry your tears! We're going to the parknow!
-->'''Trunks''':now!\\
'''Trunks''': *Trunks brightens up instantly" Yeah!
-->'''Trunks''':
'''Trunks''': Wow! You mean it?
-->*Trunks
*Trunks attacks Vegeta and manages to land a hit on his face, then Vegeta reacts by punching Trunks in the face by
-->'''Trunks''':
'''Trunks''': *crying* You didn't say you were gonna hit back,
-->'''Vegeta''':
'''Vegeta''': Well I never said I ''wouldn't'' hit you now did I,
-->'''Trunks''':
'''Trunks''': Noooo...
-->'''Vegeta''':
'''Vegeta''': Dry your tears! We're going to the park
-->'''Trunks''':
'''Trunks''': *Trunks brightens up instantly" Yeah!
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-->'''Announcer''': Number Eighteen. Uhh, is that your real name?
-->'''Android 18''': My father was a little dull.
-->'''Android 18''': My father was a little dull.
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-->'''Announcer''': Number Eighteen. Uhh, is that your real name?
-->'''Androidname?\\
'''Android 18''': My father was a little dull.
-->'''Android
'''Android 18''': My father was a little dull.
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-->'''Goku''': Look Vegeta, people popcorn!
-->'''Vegeta''': ...What is he on...?
-->'''Vegeta''': ...What is he on...?
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-->'''Goku''': Look Vegeta, people popcorn!
-->'''Vegeta''': ...popcorn! \\
'''Vegeta''': ...What is he on...?
-->'''Vegeta''': ...
'''Vegeta''': ...What is he on...?
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-->'''Vegeta''': Use your instincts, Kakarot, left or right?
-->'''Goku''': Hm. I'd have to say... left!
-->'''Vegeta''': Good. Then I'm going right!
-->'''Goku''': Hm. I'd have to say... left!
-->'''Vegeta''': Good. Then I'm going right!
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-->'''Vegeta''': Use your instincts, Kakarot, left or right?
-->'''Goku''':right?\\
'''Goku''': Hm. I'd have to say...left!
-->'''Vegeta''':left!\\
'''Vegeta''': Good. Then I'm going right!
-->'''Goku''':
'''Goku''': Hm. I'd have to say...
-->'''Vegeta''':
'''Vegeta''': Good. Then I'm going right!
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-->'''Goku''': Open Sesame!
-->'''Vegeta''': ''*looks at Goku and grunts in iritation*''
-->'''Vegeta''': ''*looks at Goku and grunts in iritation*''
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-->'''Goku''': Open Sesame!
-->'''Vegeta''':Sesame!\\
'''Vegeta''': ''*looks at Goku and grunts in iritation*''
-->'''Vegeta''':
'''Vegeta''': ''*looks at Goku and grunts in iritation*''
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-->'''Buu''': Hello girl! You think Buu sexy?
-->'''Girl''': (terrified) Wha?! Yes, I..think you're very, very sexy!
-->'''Buu''': Yay, then give Buu smooch! *extends his lips*
-->'''Girl''': *screams in horror*
-->'''Buu''': Why you teasing Buu?! You play with Buu's feelings! *sees magazine* Hmm, what this? So Earth girls like boys look like this, huh? [[TakeThat How Buu supposed to live up to body image in magazine!?]] Oh, Buu know!
-->*rearranges his face to be pretty, girl reacts in horror*
-->'''Buu''': (Elvis-like voice) You girls don't know what you want!
-->'''Girl''': (terrified) Wha?! Yes, I..think you're very, very sexy!
-->'''Buu''': Yay, then give Buu smooch! *extends his lips*
-->'''Girl''': *screams in horror*
-->'''Buu''': Why you teasing Buu?! You play with Buu's feelings! *sees magazine* Hmm, what this? So Earth girls like boys look like this, huh? [[TakeThat How Buu supposed to live up to body image in magazine!?]] Oh, Buu know!
-->*rearranges his face to be pretty, girl reacts in horror*
-->'''Buu''': (Elvis-like voice) You girls don't know what you want!
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-->'''Buu''': Hello girl! You think Buu sexy?
-->'''Girl''':sexy?\\
'''Girl''': (terrified) Wha?! Yes,I..I... think you're very, very sexy!
-->'''Buu''':sexy!\\
'''Buu''': Yay, then give Buu smooch! *extends hislips*
-->'''Girl''':lips*\\
'''Girl''': *screams inhorror*
-->'''Buu''':horror*\\
'''Buu''': Why you teasing Buu?! You play with Buu's feelings! *sees magazine* Hmm, what this? So Earth girls like boys look like this, huh? [[TakeThat How Buu supposed to live up to body image in magazine!?]] Oh, Buu know!
-->*rearranges *rearranges his face to be pretty, girl reacts in horror*
-->'''Buu''':horror*\\
'''Buu''': (Elvis-like voice) You girls don't know what you want!
-->'''Girl''':
'''Girl''': (terrified) Wha?! Yes,
-->'''Buu''':
'''Buu''': Yay, then give Buu smooch! *extends his
-->'''Girl''':
'''Girl''': *screams in
-->'''Buu''':
'''Buu''': Why you teasing Buu?! You play with Buu's feelings! *sees magazine* Hmm, what this? So Earth girls like boys look like this, huh? [[TakeThat How Buu supposed to live up to body image in magazine!?]] Oh, Buu know!
-->'''Buu''':
'''Buu''': (Elvis-like voice) You girls don't know what you want!
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-->'''Vegeta''': (stunned, watching Trunks zoom around) Did... I miss something? When was it that the pride of the Saiyan race was reduced to a ''child's plaything!?'' *orders Trunks to stop* Tell me, can the youngest child of Kakarot do this as well?
-->'''Trunks''': Yeah, we do it all the time!
-->'''Vegeta''': (in thought) Yes, naturally, it's a Super Saiyan ''bargain sale!''
-->'''Trunks''': Yeah, we do it all the time!
-->'''Vegeta''': (in thought) Yes, naturally, it's a Super Saiyan ''bargain sale!''
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-->'''Vegeta''': (stunned, watching Trunks zoom around) Did... I miss something? When was it that the pride of the Saiyan race was reduced to a ''child's plaything!?'' *orders Trunks to stop* Tell me, can the youngest child of Kakarot do this as well?
-->'''Trunks''':well?\\
'''Trunks''': Yeah, we do it all thetime!
-->'''Vegeta''':time!\\
'''Vegeta''': (in thought) Yes, naturally, it's a Super Saiyan ''bargain sale!''
-->'''Trunks''':
'''Trunks''': Yeah, we do it all the
-->'''Vegeta''':
'''Vegeta''': (in thought) Yes, naturally, it's a Super Saiyan ''bargain sale!''
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-->'''Vegeta''': *looking at audience* [[BreakingTheFourthWall What are you looking at?]]
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-->'''Gohan''': Dad, there's ''no'' way you're going to make my girlfriend kiss that old relic!
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---> '''Goku:''' [[HenpeckedHusband She'd]] ''[[HenpeckedHusband kill]]'' [[HenpeckedHusband me!]]
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---> '''Goku:''' But Bulmas' much prettier than Chichi! It's a compliment!
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-->'''Recoome:''' ''(Posing with Jeice and Burter)'' I don't know about you guys, but my legs're starting to cramp.
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--> '''Goku''': They (the Saiyans) paid for their crimes.
--> '''Frieza''': They paid for their crimes, really? I thought I blew them all up.
--> '''Frieza''': They paid for their crimes, really? I thought I blew them all up.
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'''Frieza''': They paid for their crimes, really? I thought I blew them all up.
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-->'''Goku''': Like this?
-->'''Ginyu''': No, no, no, your other leg is raised.
-->'''Goku''': Huh... But, you know, this pose... It doesn't really do anything, does it?
-->'''Ginyu''': *fumes*
-->'''Ginyu''': No, no, no, your other leg is raised.
-->'''Goku''': Huh... But, you know, this pose... It doesn't really do anything, does it?
-->'''Ginyu''': *fumes*
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-->'''Goku''': Like this?
-->'''Ginyu''':this?\\
'''Ginyu''': No, no, no, your other leg israised.
-->'''Goku''':raised.\\
'''Goku''': Huh... But, you know, this pose... It doesn't really do anything, doesit?
-->'''Ginyu''':it?\\
'''Ginyu''': *fumes*
-->'''Ginyu''':
'''Ginyu''': No, no, no, your other leg is
-->'''Goku''':
'''Goku''': Huh... But, you know, this pose... It doesn't really do anything, does
-->'''Ginyu''':
'''Ginyu''': *fumes*
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--> '''Piccolo:''' What is the meaning of those ridiculous clothes?
--> '''Gohan:''' Ah, you just don't know style!
--> '''Gohan:''' Ah, you just don't know style!
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--> '''Piccolo:''' What is the meaning of those ridiculous clothes?
-->clothes?\\
'''Gohan:''' Ah, you just don't know style!
-->
'''Gohan:''' Ah, you just don't know style!
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-->'''Yamcha''': "This guy's an idiot!"
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-->'''Krillin''': "To be honest, Gohan, I was rooting for Cell during that one."
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-->'''Buu''': "Huh?! But how do we eat candy?!"
-->'''Piccolo''': "We don't. There's none here!"
-->'''Buu''': "NONE?! NO ICE CREAM!? NO-NO CHOCOLATE!?!?"
-->'''Piccolo''': *grinning* "Nothing. All gone."
-->'''Buu''': "[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!]]"
-->'''Piccolo''': "We don't. There's none here!"
-->'''Buu''': "NONE?! NO ICE CREAM!? NO-NO CHOCOLATE!?!?"
-->'''Piccolo''': *grinning* "Nothing. All gone."
-->'''Buu''': "[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!]]"
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-->'''Buu''': "Huh?! Huh?! But how do we eat candy?!"
-->'''Piccolo''': "Wecandy?!\\
'''Piccolo''': We don't. There's nonehere!"
-->'''Buu''': "NONE?!here!\\
'''Buu''': NONE?! NO ICE CREAM!? NO-NOCHOCOLATE!?!?"
-->'''Piccolo''':CHOCOLATE!?!?\\
'''Piccolo''': *grinning* "Nothing. All gone."
-->'''Buu''': "[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!]]"\\
'''Buu''': [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!]]
-->'''Piccolo''': "We
'''Piccolo''': We don't. There's none
-->'''Buu''': "NONE?!
'''Buu''': NONE?! NO ICE CREAM!? NO-NO
-->'''Piccolo''':
'''Piccolo''': *grinning* "Nothing. All gone.
-->'''Buu''': "[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!]]"
'''Buu''': [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!]]
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-->'''Goku''': ''But you haven't seen it yet!''
-->'''Vegeta''': ''I saw the whole thing from the afterlife and there is no way you are making me do it!''
-->'''Vegeta''': ''I saw the whole thing from the afterlife and there is no way you are making me do it!''
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-->'''Vegeta''':
'''Vegeta''': ''I saw the whole thing from the afterlife and there is no way you are making me do it!''
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-->'''Announcer''': Hey! The two of you can't fight together! You're disqualified! Do you hear me?
-->'''Goten''': Uh-uh. I
-->'''Trunks''': Me too. Should we go?
-->'''Goten''': Uh-huh.
-->'''Trunks''': [[SourGrapesTropes Your tournament was stupid!]]
**to say nothing of the CombatCommentator 's attempt to describe what just happened.
-->'''Announcer''': Mighty mask was disqualified because [[TotemPoleTrench he was two people]].
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*** What makes this funnier is that fact that ''Goku'', who has defeated Vegeta numorus times and frequently gives out [[CurbStompBattle Curb Stomp Battles]] frequently, is ''cowering in fear of Vegeta'' and that Vegeta is temporally taller than him, baring in mind that Vegeta's height has served as a bit of a gag.
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*** What makes this funnier is that fact that ''Goku'', who has defeated Vegeta numorus times and frequently gives out [[CurbStompBattle Curb Stomp Battles]] frequently, Battles]], is ''cowering in fear of Vegeta'' and that Vegeta is temporally temporarilly taller than him, baring in mind that Vegeta's height has served as a bit of a gag.
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* During [=SSJ3=] Goku's fight with Kid Buu, he Buu bites on the monster's head tentacle, Goku's arm, and Buu retalites Goku retaliates by biting his arm.head tentacle. It's their expressions that really clinch it.
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* The Fusion Dance is pretty ridiculous. What makes it hilarious is how cool and awesome Goku thinks it looks. Everyone else is just dumbfounded and Piccolo is horrified that he has to do it
-->'''Piccolo''': ''There's no way you'd have gotten Vegeta to do this...''
** Becomes a brick joke as at the other end of the saga Goku tries to talk Vegeta into doing the fusion dance with him. Vegeta refuses.
-->'''Goku''': ''But you haven't seen it yet!''
-->'''Vegeta''': ''I saw the whole thing from the afterlife and there is no way you are making me do it!''
-->'''Piccolo''': ''There's no way you'd have gotten Vegeta to do this...''
** Becomes a brick joke as at the other end of the saga Goku tries to talk Vegeta into doing the fusion dance with him. Vegeta refuses.
-->'''Goku''': ''But you haven't seen it yet!''
-->'''Vegeta''': ''I saw the whole thing from the afterlife and there is no way you are making me do it!''
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* During [=SSJ3=] Goku's fight with Kid Buu, he bites on the monster's head tentacle, and Buu retalites by biting his arm. It's their expressions that really clinch it.
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-->'''Burter''': You scum, your '''''diet''''', huh? Well, '''''you'll be eating my fist next!'''''\
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-->'''Burter''': You scum, your '''''diet''''', huh? Well, '''''you'll be eating my fist next!'''''\next!'''''
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-->'''Vegeta''': I'm a warrior, not a... variety of flower!
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-->'''Vegeta''': I'm a warrior, not a... a... a... a variety of flower!
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*** ''[[WebOriginal/DragonBallAbridged "Sure is Zarbon in here..."]]''
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*** Only inDragonBall ''Franchise/DragonBall'' could even the villains who gleefully commit genocide have hilarious moments.
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** As a bonus, it's a really cool CallBack to a similar scene in the very first saga of DragonBall, when Chichi tries a similar thing when she first meets Master Roshi.
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** As a bonus, it's a really cool CallBack to a similar scene in the very first saga of DragonBall, ''Manga/DragonBall'', when Chichi tries a similar thing when she first meets Master Roshi.
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** The entirety of "Celebrations with Majin Buu" is pretty much an episode of TrueLife with Fat Buu. And it is hilarious.
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* '''The Puzzle of General Tao''', all of it. Goku locates two Dragon Balls inside a fortress run by Mercenary Tao and a mob boss. Goku comes in, [[EasilyForgiven acts all cheery at meeting Tao again]] and tells them that he wishes he had something to give in trade for the Dragon Balls. Then Tao, remembering how powerful Goku is, and tells Goku that he can have the Dragon Balls if he can solve his puzzle game by dawn. He then takes off with Goku’s Dragon Balls and leaves while Goku’s distracted. By night Goku’s still working on the puzzle. [[MinionWithAnFInEvil The one henchman Tao and the others abandoned tries to help Goku with the remaining puzzle piece]], [[HonorBeforeReason but Goku tells him he doesn’t want to cheat]]. Goku finally solves it in time, and the henchman honestly congratulates him! When the pair get confused about where everyone else went, Goku relaxes and says it doesn’t matter. He just uses Instant Transmission. Tao and the mob boss are on the shore of a lake, congratulating themselves on the trick they pulled on Goku. When Goku shows up and shows Tao that he solved his puzzle. He then happily takes the other two Dragon Balls and flies off.
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* '''The "The Puzzle of General Tao''', Tao", all of it. Goku locates two Dragon Balls inside a fortress run by Mercenary Tao and a mob boss. Goku comes in, [[EasilyForgiven acts all cheery at meeting Tao again]] and tells them that he wishes he had something to give in trade for the Dragon Balls. Then Tao, remembering how powerful Goku is, and tells Goku that he can have the Dragon Balls if he can solve his puzzle game by dawn. He then takes off with Goku’s Dragon Balls and leaves while Goku’s distracted. By night Goku’s still working on the puzzle. [[MinionWithAnFInEvil The one henchman Tao and the others abandoned tries to help Goku with the remaining puzzle piece]], [[HonorBeforeReason but Goku tells him he doesn’t want to cheat]]. Goku finally solves it in time, and the henchman honestly congratulates him! When the pair get confused about where everyone else went, Goku relaxes and says it doesn’t matter. He just uses Instant Transmission. Tao and the mob boss are on the shore of a lake, congratulating themselves on the trick they pulled on Goku. When Goku shows up and shows Tao that he solved his puzzle. He then happily takes the other two Dragon Balls and flies off.
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* Chi-Chi's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiLWX-4O1xU reaction of seeing Gohan as a Super Saiyan]].
-->'''Chi-Chi''': ''[crying]'' My sweet little Gohan's become a punker!
-->'''Chi-Chi''': ''[crying]'' My sweet little Gohan's become a punker!
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgsZTIqTa2M MTV Cribs: Majin Buu edition]]
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** It's even funnier when you recall that Chi Chi was only 19 when she gave birth to Gohan, so Marron just called a woman in her mid-20's an old hag!
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[[caption-width-right:327: Bulma's your mother!!!???]]
* Adult Gohan and Vegeta are walking [=CMOFs=], especially Gohan with his dorky Great Saiyaman costume and poses, and Vegeta who comes up with funny quotes.
* Goku and Gohan occasionally [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength forget their own strength]] from time to time. Mild examples include the two trying to hold a cup normally and the cup shatters into a million pieces. But the biggest indication of this is when Goku gives his wife Chichi a reassuring pat on the back, only to send poor Chichi a distance of half a mile, destroying three walls of their house and annihilating a tree in the distance.
** Funnier still: in the next scene, Chichi is only mildly irritated and has bandages on her head and her arm in a sling. Good thing she's MadeOfIron, huh?
* Goku explaining to Burter why he is so fast:
-->'''Goku''': It must be my diet; I eat really wholesome foods.
-->'''Burter''': You scum, your '''''diet''''', huh? Well, '''''you'll be eating my fist next!'''''\
* Vegeta wearing his [[RealMenWearPink "Bad Man" shirt]] in public. And getting relentlessly mocked by all of Goku's friends.
-->'''Vegeta''': I'm a warrior, not a... variety of flower!
** Even ''Goku'' makes a quip about the pink shirt!
-->'''Vegeta''': For starters, where in the world did you get that absurd looking outfit?
-->'''Goku''': It's the latest fashion on planet Yardrat, but I guess it does look a little strange. But at least it's not ''pink''!
-->'''Vegeta''': Never mind! Who cares about your stupid clothes anyway!
** While they're waiting for Goku to land, Trunks keeps looking over at Vegeta, (because he's his father that he's never met but he can't tell Vegeta because it might mess up the timeline). Vegeta assumes he's staring because of the shirt, and says "If you like it so much you can have it."
* Screw the "Bad Man" shirt. ''Piccolo's'' Postboy outfit is where it's at. That he was wearing because Chichi forced him to take ''driving lessons.'' Yes.
** And don't forget that Goku ''literally'' DrivesLikeCrazy. Poor instructor. That WHOLE episode was simply hilarious. Especially since both he ''and'' Piccolo were brow-beaten into getting driver's licenses just to drive Chichi around so she can do her shopping. ([[FridgeLogic She DOES know that women ARE allowed to drive, right?]])
--->'''Goku''': *sheepishly looks at a very stoic and unconcerned Piccolo* Um...do you know how to drive?\\
'''Piccolo''': *flipping out* '''LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!'''
*** More FridgeLogic: [[FlyingBrick Goku]] could very quickly fly her wherever she wants to go with minimal effort. He seems to have all the RequiredSecondaryPowers for that.
--->'''Goku''': *zooms past Piccolo's car* EAT MY DUST, PICCOLO!!!
*** Also, remember when Chichi could stand on the Nimbus? What changed?
**** Well, she managed to get Goku to help conceive two children, so she must have gotten quite a bit more dirty-minded...
** Forget Goku, remember Piccolo's driving instructor? Talk about road rage!
** After Goku's first attempt he asks how he did, his driving Instructor (a guy who's pushing on a hundred by the looks of it) tells him it'd be a million years before he gets his license. Goku freaks out and tells him he can't wait that long as he's got to train for the Androids. While he's talking they are in the middle of a Lake and start to sink and he continues talking as they go underwater!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHCxUl96htY Goku biting Frieza's tail.]] Poor Frieza, his reaction was ''priceless''.
** It gets even better. He blows on his tail, and then looks around to make sure no one saw what just happened.
** Speaking of Frieza, Goku delivers this little gem after he catches Frieza's tail:
--->'''Goku:''' [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Man, when's the last time you had a bath? Yeah, no foolin'. Woo, it's downright unpleasant back here!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHdhY1Q56Js&feature=related The hospital scene after the Ginyu force fight]], where we learn that Goku is AfraidOfNeedles. Poor guy.
** Also the Bulma/Mr. Popo exchange. Poor Bulma is absolutely terrified of Mr. Popo. She starts off whimpering ending in a terrified scream, whereas Mr. Popo does nothing more than exclaiming a very soft 'oh'. Queue somewhat an exchange of glances and continued zooming in on Mr. Popo's face. Hilarious. This scene can be carbon-copied straight into the abridged version!
* Goku's reaction when Trunks tells him who is his mother is ''priceless''. He actually falls down on the floor when Trunks spills the beans.
--->'''Goku''': BULMA'S YOUR MOTHERRRR!!!!
** Piccolo's (who can hear the conversation due to Namekians having ultra-sensitive ears) and Vegeta's reactions are quite amusing as well:
--->'''Piccolo''': *barely avoids {{Face Fault}}ing*
--->'''Vegeta''': *shocked* That man just pointed his finger and Kakarot fell down!
* '''The Puzzle of General Tao''', all of it. Goku locates two Dragon Balls inside a fortress run by Mercenary Tao and a mob boss. Goku comes in, [[EasilyForgiven acts all cheery at meeting Tao again]] and tells them that he wishes he had something to give in trade for the Dragon Balls. Then Tao, remembering how powerful Goku is, and tells Goku that he can have the Dragon Balls if he can solve his puzzle game by dawn. He then takes off with Goku’s Dragon Balls and leaves while Goku’s distracted. By night Goku’s still working on the puzzle. [[MinionWithAnFInEvil The one henchman Tao and the others abandoned tries to help Goku with the remaining puzzle piece]], [[HonorBeforeReason but Goku tells him he doesn’t want to cheat]]. Goku finally solves it in time, and the henchman honestly congratulates him! When the pair get confused about where everyone else went, Goku relaxes and says it doesn’t matter. He just uses Instant Transmission. Tao and the mob boss are on the shore of a lake, congratulating themselves on the trick they pulled on Goku. When Goku shows up and shows Tao that he solved his puzzle. He then happily takes the other two Dragon Balls and flies off.
* Vegito. Just...Vegito. He has [[YouFightLikeACow wit]] that would rival Spider-Man. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJDneVLUI9w Then there's the entire jawbreaker scene]], and when Buu uses the Ghost Kamikaze Attack...
--->'''Buu''': It's not going to be the same as before!\\
'''Vegito''': Ohhhh! Yeah, I see you have a bigger litter this time.
* From the DBZ World tournament arc, there is the re-enactment of the Cell Games, from the spoof Toei Video Ident ("*Waves and rocks!* This show is brought to you by waves and rocks...") to the speed racer speech that everyone was assigned.
--->'''Goku''': Hehehehe! Well, it was ridiculous and untrue but it kept me entertained!
** Must be seen to be believed: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQr9-7vKB4E "I wish I were him."]]
* During the fight between Gotenks and Buu, Gotenks is being awesome and showy and taking four hours to power up and call his attacks... until Piccolo, sweatdropping ''hard'', points to Buu, who is obliviously reading a magazine and drinking a fruity soda. Gotenks is ''pissed'' and yells at him to get up and fight. Buu replies "Why should I?" and reluctantly does so, still enjoying his drink.
** During the grand entrance of the Super Saiyan 3, Goku starts playing ''paddle-ball'' with Buu's head tentacle.
* Cell has one funny moment where he scares the shit out of a reporter and his cameramen.
* At some point in HFIL, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYa62UwXfK4 Goku goes back, only to find out the Ginyu Force, Frieza, and Cell are trying to break out]]. After getting their asses kicked, again...
-->'''Cell:''' This ''stinks''.
-->'''King Cold:''' They could at least let us take showers...
-->'''Recoome:''' ...Does anybody wanna arm wrestle?
-->''' Everyone:''' '''''SHUT UP!'''''
** Then the screaming starts.
* Apparently, Frieza ''never'' transforms [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsUJ_k3-1QE without a countdown...]]
* Puar gets one toward the end of the Frieza saga. Puar, Oolong, Chichi, Yajirobe and Master Roshi are planning to go to Namek as backup. Oolong is packing his things and saying that they should reconsider, when Puar burst into tears, sobbing into a photo of Yamcha and ranting about how s/he's not going to take this anymore. S/he then pops up into the screen, suddenly wearing a martial artists' headband:
-->'''Puar''': Let's KICK BOOTY!
* End of the Cell saga. Krillin is attempting to talk to Android 18, and already making a mess of it when Gohan pops off at the mouth.
-->'''Gohan''': I GOT IT! Krillin, you have a crush on Android 18, don't you!
-->'''Krillin''': *epic slap* Thanks, Mister Smooth!
** "*loud whisper* Krillin! How do androids have babies!?"
*** 18's response: A bemused "spare me."
* Another notable moment occurs after Vegeta learns that (kid) Trunks can go Super Saiyan.
-->'''Vegeta''': If you can land a punch on my face, then I'll take you to the park for an hour.
-->'''Trunks''': Wow! You mean it? Okay!
-->*Trunks attacks Vegeta and manages to land a hit on his face, then Vegeta reacts by punching Trunks in the face by accident*
-->'''Trunks''': *crying* You didn't say you were gonna hit back, Daaad...
-->'''Vegeta''': Well I never said I ''wouldn't'' hit you now did I, Trunks?
-->'''Trunks''': Noooo... but...
-->'''Vegeta''': Dry your tears! We're going to the park now!
-->'''Trunks''': *Trunks brightens up instantly" Yeah!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK6kI627YWQ The eating scene during the tournament saga]]:
--> '''Piccolo''': You know, I... don't think I'll ever get used to this...
* Just about every scene with the Ginyu Force, but particularly their first appearance. After receiving their orders, they start stomping around like crazy to psych themselves up for battle -- fairly mundane in and of itself, but Frieza's utter "What the f*ck?" expression is ''priceless''.
** See for yourself [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HbxD2nYdKk here.]]
*** At 0:13. The face. It's ''LEGENDARY''.
*** ''[[WebOriginal/DragonBallAbridged "Sure is Zarbon in here..."]]''
*** Only in DragonBall could even the villains who gleefully commit genocide have hilarious moments.
**** Goku!Ginyu [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu_9CMwvul8 introduces himself.]]
** Three words: Dance of Joy.
*** Three more words: RockPaperScissors.
** When Goku punches Jeice in the face.
* 18's first time participating in a tournament:
-->'''Announcer''': Number Eighteen. Uhh, is that your real name?
-->'''Android 18''': My father was a little dull.
* Dabura after he's dead is one of the most hilarious characters in the franchise: during his life he was the King of Demons, with all the evilness that implies. After dying, he's admitted into Heaven because "he would have enjoyed Hell". We later see him wandering around with Chichi, Videl, and Bulma acting like a complete LoveFreak. Yes. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFa3YveUyEw The former King of Demons as a Love Freak!]]
** ''*Kriing!*''
* This exchange after Vegeta and Goku escape from Super Buu's body, and everyone they rescued start popping back to regular size.
-->'''Goku''': Look Vegeta, people popcorn!
-->'''Vegeta''': ...What is he on...?
* "The Innards of Buu" ''in its entirety''.
-->'''Vegeta''': Use your instincts, Kakarot, left or right?
-->'''Goku''': Hm. I'd have to say... left!
-->'''Vegeta''': Good. Then I'm going right!
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Oh great, now he's making friends with worms!]]"
** Vegeta ''freaking out'' over said worms.
** Most of the time Goku and Vegeta spend inside Buu counts. They bicker like an old married couple the entire time.
-->'''Goku''': Open Sesame!
-->'''Vegeta''': ''*looks at Goku and grunts in iritation*''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzYLZMFTGhk This scene]] during the Buu saga, in which [[AffablyEvil Buu]] falls for a girl and decides to make himself look pretty to her. He looks into a nearby magazine and sees a picture of a "pretty boy" and changes his face into the one from the magazine, while saying "Baby!" in an Elvis-esque voice.
-->'''Buu''': Hello girl! You think Buu sexy?
-->'''Girl''': (terrified) Wha?! Yes, I..think you're very, very sexy!
-->'''Buu''': Yay, then give Buu smooch! *extends his lips*
-->'''Girl''': *screams in horror*
-->'''Buu''': Why you teasing Buu?! You play with Buu's feelings! *sees magazine* Hmm, what this? So Earth girls like boys look like this, huh? [[TakeThat How Buu supposed to live up to body image in magazine!?]] Oh, Buu know!
-->*rearranges his face to be pretty, girl reacts in horror*
-->'''Buu''': (Elvis-like voice) You girls don't know what you want!
** The scene where Babidi gets blown to pieces. "Buu no help you, Buu no help!"
* Although the Afterlife Tournament was a filler arc, it took advantage of the downtime between the Cell and Great Saiyaman/Majin Buu arcs to get back to the action comedy that was ''Dragon Ball's'' original appeal. This peaked at [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OS3sWFgkdM the (extremely short) tournament battle between fighters Tapikar and Torbie]]:
-->'''Tapikar:''' "Haah... haah... I'm tired... I give up."
** '''''MEXICAN {{FACEFAULT}}!'''''
** Goku's first match in the Otherworld Tournament literally involves him being tickle tortured in front of millions of flabbergasted people and fighters, Olibu's line sums up the fight. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYN2LcuPk-g "South Quadrent must be a ''VERY'' peaceful place..."]]
* Dende shouting at Gohan and Krillin when they first awaken Porunga.
--> "Don't piss off the god of love!!"
* During DBZ's World Tournament arc when Vegeta not only says his 8-year-old son will easily beat Hercule, but he then procededs to really rip into him. Right in front of Videl. So Gohan attempts the most awkward cover up of all time. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-4vtesIWGc See for yourself.]]
* Gohan tries teaching Videl the concept of ki. When she doesn't get it, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saZooM0jFpU&feature=related Goten helps clarify things.]]
* During the final Tournament, a young man heckles Vegeta. [[OffhandBackhand It ends about]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGLgw4JVfeo&lr=1o as well as you'd expect.]]
* Chichi meets Videl. It goes about as well as you'd expect, with Chichi acusing Videl of being a hussy trying to steal her son and Videl trying to defend herself. It eventually regreeses into Chichi sticking her tounge out while Videl bares her teeth at her. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5ZHCFwWxY&feature=related But it speaks for itself really.]]
** Then she finds out her family's rich, and suddenly she's a ShipperOnDeck.
* When (kid) Trunks reveals to Vegeta that he can turn Super Saiyan.
-->'''Vegeta''': (stunned, watching Trunks zoom around) Did... I miss something? When was it that the pride of the Saiyan race was reduced to a ''child's plaything!?'' *orders Trunks to stop* Tell me, can the youngest child of Kakarot do this as well?
-->'''Trunks''': Yeah, we do it all the time!
-->'''Vegeta''': (in thought) Yes, naturally, it's a Super Saiyan ''bargain sale!''
* During the ten days before the Cell Games, Super Saiyan Goku is relaxing on the grass. Krillin wonders to himself about what an amazing fighter Goku has become. He sees a large rock lying nearby and deduces that if he throws it at Goku, the latter would sense it coming and catch/deflect it. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_OT-ahaYbQ&feature=related It doesn't work]].
** As a bonus, it's a really cool CallBack to a similar scene in the very first saga of DragonBall, when Chichi tries a similar thing when she first meets Master Roshi.
* After defeating Majin Buu, Goku takes a relaxing bath with Goten and Trunks. Then [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wjtP4CqwLA&feature=related this happens]].
** Vegeta's reaction towards the whole event is priceless.
-->'''Vegeta''': *looking at audience* [[BreakingTheFourthWall What are you looking at?]]
* Goku's attempts to [[ItMakesSenseInContext pimp out Bulma.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng7psYdKWb4 And Vegeta's reaction.]]
-->'''Vegeta''': You idiot! How could you!? Don't you have any sense at all!? Let him kiss ''your'' woman!
** And this is after Gohan shot down Goku's earlier suggestion of using Videl.
-->'''Gohan''': Dad, there's ''no'' way you're going to make my girlfriend kiss that old relic!
** By the way, this isn't filler, it's actually in the manga.
*** And Goku's reason (in the manga) for not using Chichi?
---> '''Goku:''' [[HenpeckedHusband She'd]] ''[[HenpeckedHusband kill]]'' [[HenpeckedHusband me!]]
*** Or in an alternate dub"
---> '''Goku:''' But Bulmas' much prettier than Chichi! It's a compliment!
*** What makes this funnier is that fact that ''Goku'', who has defeated Vegeta numorus times and frequently gives out [[CurbStompBattle Curb Stomp Battles]] frequently, is ''cowering in fear of Vegeta'' and that Vegeta is temporally taller than him, baring in mind that Vegeta's height has served as a bit of a gag.
* In a moment almost as funny as it's abridged counterpart, Recoome says this after being attacked by Krillen and Gohan and getting his teeth messed up
-->'''Recoome''': Something tells me I'm gonna be real pissed off next time I look in a mirror.
** The Ocean dub of Recoome had some pretty good lines too.
-->'''Recoome:''' ''(Posing with Jeice and Burter)'' I don't know about you guys, but my legs're starting to cramp.
** In the anime, when Goku throws a senzu bean to Vegeta, Recoome tries to catch it in his mouth. He loses a tooth as a result.
* So it turns out that Nappa ''really'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKt9Zn5ysyU hates the media...]]
** And [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YTvZHuzbwc&NR=1 he smells]].
* Okay, so this is ''technically'' an [[HilariousOuttakes outtake]] rather than from the series proper, but [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLmbC8Pggco this not only perfectly sums up the "filler" episodes, but is just too damn funny not to mention.]]
--> '''Announcer''': [[OnTheNext Next time on Dragon Ball Z]]: nine minutes of Vegeta fuming! 11 minutes of Goku fretting! Plus: somebody throws a punch! To find out who, tune in next week to Dragon Ball Z!
** We also have a hilarious moment with announcer describing the next episode with Mr. Satan's attempts at killing Fat Buu, with him saying [[ShootingSuperman "Will a bomb be enough to kill Majin Buu? I don't think so!"]]
* Pretty much any time the Z-Fighters interact with normal humans in Dragon Ball Z (like the driving lessons, and at the World Tournament at the start of the Majin Buu arc).
* The scene where Cell announces the Cell Games to Trunks.
--> '''Cell''': I can't wait to see the look on their faces.*Trunks makes a horrified face* That's it, that's the look.
** On that note, in the anime when Cell breaks into the news station to announce where he's holding the Cell Games, we have Master Roshi watching TV to find he's how interrupted by Cell breaking through the floor, and he changes the channel only for it to happen again, and again, and again, almost as if Cell is intentionally trolling him.
* Frieza (as portrayed by Linda Young) has some pretty funny lines.
--> '''Frieza''': (after killing Krillin) Pop goes the weasel, haha.
** And this exchange with SS Goku:
--> '''Goku''': They (the Saiyans) paid for their crimes.
--> '''Frieza''': They paid for their crimes, really? I thought I blew them all up.
* In the Funimation dub, when Captain Ginyu, [[FreakyFridayFlip in Goku's body]], shouts out, "Get ready... [[LargeHam THE CAPTAIN'S COMING TO GET YOOOOOUUUUUU!!]]" before pausing with, "Wait...that doesn't sound right," and struggling to think of something else, leaving Gohan and Krillin to attack Ginyu, who shouts in surprise, "Hey! I haven't even started yet!"
* Before that, when Goku and Ginyu are fighting, Ginyu pauses for a moment to "introduce himself properly", complete with one of his ridiculous poses. Which Goku immediately copies.
-->'''Goku''': Like this?
-->'''Ginyu''': No, no, no, your other leg is raised.
-->'''Goku''': Huh... But, you know, this pose... It doesn't really do anything, does it?
-->'''Ginyu''': *fumes*
* The last appearance of the frog in Captain Ginyu's body near the end of the Frieza Saga is pretty funny to. Also, it's nice knowing that the frog (who hadn't done anyone any harm) not only made it to Earth, but survived the punishment Ginyu had put his body through before.
* When Gohan becomes the Great Saiyaman and fails to realize how ridiculous his costume is.
--> '''Piccolo:''' What is the meaning of those ridiculous clothes?
--> '''Gohan:''' Ah, you just don't know style!
** And later, ''Goku'' mocks it.
** Later, as Gohan is on his way toward Roshi's island, he wonders to himself "Of all people, ''Piccolo''. I mean, who is he to talk, he wears a ''turban'' for heaven's sake! And then there's those pointy little booties and who ''knows'' what thing is on his shoulders... Huh, come to think of it, I used to dress just like him."
* Gohan doing his Saiyaman intro to a pair of random criminals, who promptly mock him saying his intro is stupid. Gohan gets pissed off and stomps a hole in the street telling them he worked really hard on that, so they both agree that it was really cool.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Igw-8AmUY4&feature=related Tien tells a joke.]]
* Vegeta's sarcastic explanation to Cell as to how he became so powerful so quickly:
-->'''Vegeta''': "I do a lot of push-ups and sit-ups, and I drink plenty of juice."
* Mr. Satan trying to fight Cell, he throws dozens of punches and kicks without even realizing that they aren't doing anything before Cell sends him flying with a casual slap. Krillin afterwards admits that he was rooting for Cell the whole time.
* It was probably only brought up in the dub but Marron insults Chi-Chi with "It's obvious your grandson (Gohan) isn't here now." Oh snap!
* Gohan and Videl fighting crime together. They show up at a jewelry store robbery in those ridiculous Saiyaman outfits and strike a pose more appropriate to the Ginyu Force. It's made even funnier by the fact that the bad guys surrender immediately because Majin Buu had just demonstrated himself to be ImmuneToBullets. Gohan and Videl have no idea why the criminals are surrendering before they beat anyone up.
* During the 25th Budokai, Videl has been keeping her ability to fly from her father. When he finally does witness her flying, he completely freaks out. A nearby Tournament official merely looks at him and says "[[IBelieveICanFly So she can fly]]. [[EveryoneIsASuper What's the big deal?]]"
* Goten, the Super Saiyan who can't fly.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxrPthF2Ukk Chi Chi spanks Goten]] for recklessly rushing into battle with Buu (while fused with Trunks as Gotenks). HilarityEnsues.
* Goten and Trunks [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEzON1jpbWE peeing behind a rock.]]
* All of Episode "Losers Fight First," [[EpicFail Hercule and his students making morons of themselves in their fight against Cell]] Krillin sums it up best.
-->'''Krillin''': "They're giving me a headache!"
** Yamcha gets one as well during Hercule's demonstration.
-->'''Yamcha''': "This guy's an idiot!"
** And finally, when Cell casually knocks Hercule several miles out of the ring, Krillin gets another one:
-->'''Krillin''': "To be honest, Gohan, I was rooting for Cell during that one."
* Super Buu's first reaction to finding out that he, Gotenks and Piccolo are all trapped in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
-->'''Buu''': "Huh?! But how do we eat candy?!"
-->'''Piccolo''': "We don't. There's none here!"
-->'''Buu''': "NONE?! NO ICE CREAM!? NO-NO CHOCOLATE!?!?"
-->'''Piccolo''': *grinning* "Nothing. All gone."
-->'''Buu''': "[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!]]"
* Baby Trunks pulling on Future Trunks hair.
* Goku making fun of Uub and taunting him to get him to fight without hesitation, since he was so nervous. It worked magnificently.
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* Adult Gohan and Vegeta are walking [=CMOFs=], especially Gohan with his dorky Great Saiyaman costume and poses, and Vegeta who comes up with funny quotes.
* Goku and Gohan occasionally [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength forget their own strength]] from time to time. Mild examples include the two trying to hold a cup normally and the cup shatters into a million pieces. But the biggest indication of this is when Goku gives his wife Chichi a reassuring pat on the back, only to send poor Chichi a distance of half a mile, destroying three walls of their house and annihilating a tree in the distance.
** Funnier still: in the next scene, Chichi is only mildly irritated and has bandages on her head and her arm in a sling. Good thing she's MadeOfIron, huh?
* Goku explaining to Burter why he is so fast:
-->'''Goku''': It must be my diet; I eat really wholesome foods.
-->'''Burter''': You scum, your '''''diet''''', huh? Well, '''''you'll be eating my fist next!'''''\
* Vegeta wearing his [[RealMenWearPink "Bad Man" shirt]] in public. And getting relentlessly mocked by all of Goku's friends.
-->'''Vegeta''': I'm a warrior, not a... variety of flower!
** Even ''Goku'' makes a quip about the pink shirt!
-->'''Vegeta''': For starters, where in the world did you get that absurd looking outfit?
-->'''Goku''': It's the latest fashion on planet Yardrat, but I guess it does look a little strange. But at least it's not ''pink''!
-->'''Vegeta''': Never mind! Who cares about your stupid clothes anyway!
** While they're waiting for Goku to land, Trunks keeps looking over at Vegeta, (because he's his father that he's never met but he can't tell Vegeta because it might mess up the timeline). Vegeta assumes he's staring because of the shirt, and says "If you like it so much you can have it."
* Screw the "Bad Man" shirt. ''Piccolo's'' Postboy outfit is where it's at. That he was wearing because Chichi forced him to take ''driving lessons.'' Yes.
** And don't forget that Goku ''literally'' DrivesLikeCrazy. Poor instructor. That WHOLE episode was simply hilarious. Especially since both he ''and'' Piccolo were brow-beaten into getting driver's licenses just to drive Chichi around so she can do her shopping. ([[FridgeLogic She DOES know that women ARE allowed to drive, right?]])
--->'''Goku''': *sheepishly looks at a very stoic and unconcerned Piccolo* Um...do you know how to drive?\\
'''Piccolo''': *flipping out* '''LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!'''
*** More FridgeLogic: [[FlyingBrick Goku]] could very quickly fly her wherever she wants to go with minimal effort. He seems to have all the RequiredSecondaryPowers for that.
--->'''Goku''': *zooms past Piccolo's car* EAT MY DUST, PICCOLO!!!
*** Also, remember when Chichi could stand on the Nimbus? What changed?
**** Well, she managed to get Goku to help conceive two children, so she must have gotten quite a bit more dirty-minded...
** Forget Goku, remember Piccolo's driving instructor? Talk about road rage!
** After Goku's first attempt he asks how he did, his driving Instructor (a guy who's pushing on a hundred by the looks of it) tells him it'd be a million years before he gets his license. Goku freaks out and tells him he can't wait that long as he's got to train for the Androids. While he's talking they are in the middle of a Lake and start to sink and he continues talking as they go underwater!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHCxUl96htY Goku biting Frieza's tail.]] Poor Frieza, his reaction was ''priceless''.
** It gets even better. He blows on his tail, and then looks around to make sure no one saw what just happened.
** Speaking of Frieza, Goku delivers this little gem after he catches Frieza's tail:
--->'''Goku:''' [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Man, when's the last time you had a bath? Yeah, no foolin'. Woo, it's downright unpleasant back here!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHdhY1Q56Js&feature=related The hospital scene after the Ginyu force fight]], where we learn that Goku is AfraidOfNeedles. Poor guy.
** Also the Bulma/Mr. Popo exchange. Poor Bulma is absolutely terrified of Mr. Popo. She starts off whimpering ending in a terrified scream, whereas Mr. Popo does nothing more than exclaiming a very soft 'oh'. Queue somewhat an exchange of glances and continued zooming in on Mr. Popo's face. Hilarious. This scene can be carbon-copied straight into the abridged version!
* Goku's reaction when Trunks tells him who is his mother is ''priceless''. He actually falls down on the floor when Trunks spills the beans.
--->'''Goku''': BULMA'S YOUR MOTHERRRR!!!!
** Piccolo's (who can hear the conversation due to Namekians having ultra-sensitive ears) and Vegeta's reactions are quite amusing as well:
--->'''Piccolo''': *barely avoids {{Face Fault}}ing*
--->'''Vegeta''': *shocked* That man just pointed his finger and Kakarot fell down!
* '''The Puzzle of General Tao''', all of it. Goku locates two Dragon Balls inside a fortress run by Mercenary Tao and a mob boss. Goku comes in, [[EasilyForgiven acts all cheery at meeting Tao again]] and tells them that he wishes he had something to give in trade for the Dragon Balls. Then Tao, remembering how powerful Goku is, and tells Goku that he can have the Dragon Balls if he can solve his puzzle game by dawn. He then takes off with Goku’s Dragon Balls and leaves while Goku’s distracted. By night Goku’s still working on the puzzle. [[MinionWithAnFInEvil The one henchman Tao and the others abandoned tries to help Goku with the remaining puzzle piece]], [[HonorBeforeReason but Goku tells him he doesn’t want to cheat]]. Goku finally solves it in time, and the henchman honestly congratulates him! When the pair get confused about where everyone else went, Goku relaxes and says it doesn’t matter. He just uses Instant Transmission. Tao and the mob boss are on the shore of a lake, congratulating themselves on the trick they pulled on Goku. When Goku shows up and shows Tao that he solved his puzzle. He then happily takes the other two Dragon Balls and flies off.
* Vegito. Just...Vegito. He has [[YouFightLikeACow wit]] that would rival Spider-Man. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJDneVLUI9w Then there's the entire jawbreaker scene]], and when Buu uses the Ghost Kamikaze Attack...
--->'''Buu''': It's not going to be the same as before!\\
'''Vegito''': Ohhhh! Yeah, I see you have a bigger litter this time.
* From the DBZ World tournament arc, there is the re-enactment of the Cell Games, from the spoof Toei Video Ident ("*Waves and rocks!* This show is brought to you by waves and rocks...") to the speed racer speech that everyone was assigned.
--->'''Goku''': Hehehehe! Well, it was ridiculous and untrue but it kept me entertained!
** Must be seen to be believed: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQr9-7vKB4E "I wish I were him."]]
* During the fight between Gotenks and Buu, Gotenks is being awesome and showy and taking four hours to power up and call his attacks... until Piccolo, sweatdropping ''hard'', points to Buu, who is obliviously reading a magazine and drinking a fruity soda. Gotenks is ''pissed'' and yells at him to get up and fight. Buu replies "Why should I?" and reluctantly does so, still enjoying his drink.
** During the grand entrance of the Super Saiyan 3, Goku starts playing ''paddle-ball'' with Buu's head tentacle.
* Cell has one funny moment where he scares the shit out of a reporter and his cameramen.
* At some point in HFIL, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYa62UwXfK4 Goku goes back, only to find out the Ginyu Force, Frieza, and Cell are trying to break out]]. After getting their asses kicked, again...
-->'''Cell:''' This ''stinks''.
-->'''King Cold:''' They could at least let us take showers...
-->'''Recoome:''' ...Does anybody wanna arm wrestle?
-->''' Everyone:''' '''''SHUT UP!'''''
** Then the screaming starts.
* Apparently, Frieza ''never'' transforms [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsUJ_k3-1QE without a countdown...]]
* Puar gets one toward the end of the Frieza saga. Puar, Oolong, Chichi, Yajirobe and Master Roshi are planning to go to Namek as backup. Oolong is packing his things and saying that they should reconsider, when Puar burst into tears, sobbing into a photo of Yamcha and ranting about how s/he's not going to take this anymore. S/he then pops up into the screen, suddenly wearing a martial artists' headband:
-->'''Puar''': Let's KICK BOOTY!
* End of the Cell saga. Krillin is attempting to talk to Android 18, and already making a mess of it when Gohan pops off at the mouth.
-->'''Gohan''': I GOT IT! Krillin, you have a crush on Android 18, don't you!
-->'''Krillin''': *epic slap* Thanks, Mister Smooth!
** "*loud whisper* Krillin! How do androids have babies!?"
*** 18's response: A bemused "spare me."
* Another notable moment occurs after Vegeta learns that (kid) Trunks can go Super Saiyan.
-->'''Vegeta''': If you can land a punch on my face, then I'll take you to the park for an hour.
-->'''Trunks''': Wow! You mean it? Okay!
-->*Trunks attacks Vegeta and manages to land a hit on his face, then Vegeta reacts by punching Trunks in the face by accident*
-->'''Trunks''': *crying* You didn't say you were gonna hit back, Daaad...
-->'''Vegeta''': Well I never said I ''wouldn't'' hit you now did I, Trunks?
-->'''Trunks''': Noooo... but...
-->'''Vegeta''': Dry your tears! We're going to the park now!
-->'''Trunks''': *Trunks brightens up instantly" Yeah!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK6kI627YWQ The eating scene during the tournament saga]]:
--> '''Piccolo''': You know, I... don't think I'll ever get used to this...
* Just about every scene with the Ginyu Force, but particularly their first appearance. After receiving their orders, they start stomping around like crazy to psych themselves up for battle -- fairly mundane in and of itself, but Frieza's utter "What the f*ck?" expression is ''priceless''.
** See for yourself [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HbxD2nYdKk here.]]
*** At 0:13. The face. It's ''LEGENDARY''.
*** ''[[WebOriginal/DragonBallAbridged "Sure is Zarbon in here..."]]''
*** Only in DragonBall could even the villains who gleefully commit genocide have hilarious moments.
**** Goku!Ginyu [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu_9CMwvul8 introduces himself.]]
** Three words: Dance of Joy.
*** Three more words: RockPaperScissors.
** When Goku punches Jeice in the face.
* 18's first time participating in a tournament:
-->'''Announcer''': Number Eighteen. Uhh, is that your real name?
-->'''Android 18''': My father was a little dull.
* Dabura after he's dead is one of the most hilarious characters in the franchise: during his life he was the King of Demons, with all the evilness that implies. After dying, he's admitted into Heaven because "he would have enjoyed Hell". We later see him wandering around with Chichi, Videl, and Bulma acting like a complete LoveFreak. Yes. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFa3YveUyEw The former King of Demons as a Love Freak!]]
** ''*Kriing!*''
* This exchange after Vegeta and Goku escape from Super Buu's body, and everyone they rescued start popping back to regular size.
-->'''Goku''': Look Vegeta, people popcorn!
-->'''Vegeta''': ...What is he on...?
* "The Innards of Buu" ''in its entirety''.
-->'''Vegeta''': Use your instincts, Kakarot, left or right?
-->'''Goku''': Hm. I'd have to say... left!
-->'''Vegeta''': Good. Then I'm going right!
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Oh great, now he's making friends with worms!]]"
** Vegeta ''freaking out'' over said worms.
** Most of the time Goku and Vegeta spend inside Buu counts. They bicker like an old married couple the entire time.
-->'''Goku''': Open Sesame!
-->'''Vegeta''': ''*looks at Goku and grunts in iritation*''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzYLZMFTGhk This scene]] during the Buu saga, in which [[AffablyEvil Buu]] falls for a girl and decides to make himself look pretty to her. He looks into a nearby magazine and sees a picture of a "pretty boy" and changes his face into the one from the magazine, while saying "Baby!" in an Elvis-esque voice.
-->'''Buu''': Hello girl! You think Buu sexy?
-->'''Girl''': (terrified) Wha?! Yes, I..think you're very, very sexy!
-->'''Buu''': Yay, then give Buu smooch! *extends his lips*
-->'''Girl''': *screams in horror*
-->'''Buu''': Why you teasing Buu?! You play with Buu's feelings! *sees magazine* Hmm, what this? So Earth girls like boys look like this, huh? [[TakeThat How Buu supposed to live up to body image in magazine!?]] Oh, Buu know!
-->*rearranges his face to be pretty, girl reacts in horror*
-->'''Buu''': (Elvis-like voice) You girls don't know what you want!
** The scene where Babidi gets blown to pieces. "Buu no help you, Buu no help!"
* Although the Afterlife Tournament was a filler arc, it took advantage of the downtime between the Cell and Great Saiyaman/Majin Buu arcs to get back to the action comedy that was ''Dragon Ball's'' original appeal. This peaked at [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OS3sWFgkdM the (extremely short) tournament battle between fighters Tapikar and Torbie]]:
-->'''Tapikar:''' "Haah... haah... I'm tired... I give up."
** '''''MEXICAN {{FACEFAULT}}!'''''
** Goku's first match in the Otherworld Tournament literally involves him being tickle tortured in front of millions of flabbergasted people and fighters, Olibu's line sums up the fight. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYN2LcuPk-g "South Quadrent must be a ''VERY'' peaceful place..."]]
* Dende shouting at Gohan and Krillin when they first awaken Porunga.
--> "Don't piss off the god of love!!"
* During DBZ's World Tournament arc when Vegeta not only says his 8-year-old son will easily beat Hercule, but he then procededs to really rip into him. Right in front of Videl. So Gohan attempts the most awkward cover up of all time. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-4vtesIWGc See for yourself.]]
* Gohan tries teaching Videl the concept of ki. When she doesn't get it, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saZooM0jFpU&feature=related Goten helps clarify things.]]
* During the final Tournament, a young man heckles Vegeta. [[OffhandBackhand It ends about]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGLgw4JVfeo&lr=1o as well as you'd expect.]]
* Chichi meets Videl. It goes about as well as you'd expect, with Chichi acusing Videl of being a hussy trying to steal her son and Videl trying to defend herself. It eventually regreeses into Chichi sticking her tounge out while Videl bares her teeth at her. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5ZHCFwWxY&feature=related But it speaks for itself really.]]
** Then she finds out her family's rich, and suddenly she's a ShipperOnDeck.
* When (kid) Trunks reveals to Vegeta that he can turn Super Saiyan.
-->'''Vegeta''': (stunned, watching Trunks zoom around) Did... I miss something? When was it that the pride of the Saiyan race was reduced to a ''child's plaything!?'' *orders Trunks to stop* Tell me, can the youngest child of Kakarot do this as well?
-->'''Trunks''': Yeah, we do it all the time!
-->'''Vegeta''': (in thought) Yes, naturally, it's a Super Saiyan ''bargain sale!''
* During the ten days before the Cell Games, Super Saiyan Goku is relaxing on the grass. Krillin wonders to himself about what an amazing fighter Goku has become. He sees a large rock lying nearby and deduces that if he throws it at Goku, the latter would sense it coming and catch/deflect it. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_OT-ahaYbQ&feature=related It doesn't work]].
** As a bonus, it's a really cool CallBack to a similar scene in the very first saga of DragonBall, when Chichi tries a similar thing when she first meets Master Roshi.
* After defeating Majin Buu, Goku takes a relaxing bath with Goten and Trunks. Then [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wjtP4CqwLA&feature=related this happens]].
** Vegeta's reaction towards the whole event is priceless.
-->'''Vegeta''': *looking at audience* [[BreakingTheFourthWall What are you looking at?]]
* Goku's attempts to [[ItMakesSenseInContext pimp out Bulma.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng7psYdKWb4 And Vegeta's reaction.]]
-->'''Vegeta''': You idiot! How could you!? Don't you have any sense at all!? Let him kiss ''your'' woman!
** And this is after Gohan shot down Goku's earlier suggestion of using Videl.
-->'''Gohan''': Dad, there's ''no'' way you're going to make my girlfriend kiss that old relic!
** By the way, this isn't filler, it's actually in the manga.
*** And Goku's reason (in the manga) for not using Chichi?
---> '''Goku:''' [[HenpeckedHusband She'd]] ''[[HenpeckedHusband kill]]'' [[HenpeckedHusband me!]]
*** Or in an alternate dub"
---> '''Goku:''' But Bulmas' much prettier than Chichi! It's a compliment!
*** What makes this funnier is that fact that ''Goku'', who has defeated Vegeta numorus times and frequently gives out [[CurbStompBattle Curb Stomp Battles]] frequently, is ''cowering in fear of Vegeta'' and that Vegeta is temporally taller than him, baring in mind that Vegeta's height has served as a bit of a gag.
* In a moment almost as funny as it's abridged counterpart, Recoome says this after being attacked by Krillen and Gohan and getting his teeth messed up
-->'''Recoome''': Something tells me I'm gonna be real pissed off next time I look in a mirror.
** The Ocean dub of Recoome had some pretty good lines too.
-->'''Recoome:''' ''(Posing with Jeice and Burter)'' I don't know about you guys, but my legs're starting to cramp.
** In the anime, when Goku throws a senzu bean to Vegeta, Recoome tries to catch it in his mouth. He loses a tooth as a result.
* So it turns out that Nappa ''really'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKt9Zn5ysyU hates the media...]]
** And [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YTvZHuzbwc&NR=1 he smells]].
* Okay, so this is ''technically'' an [[HilariousOuttakes outtake]] rather than from the series proper, but [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLmbC8Pggco this not only perfectly sums up the "filler" episodes, but is just too damn funny not to mention.]]
--> '''Announcer''': [[OnTheNext Next time on Dragon Ball Z]]: nine minutes of Vegeta fuming! 11 minutes of Goku fretting! Plus: somebody throws a punch! To find out who, tune in next week to Dragon Ball Z!
** We also have a hilarious moment with announcer describing the next episode with Mr. Satan's attempts at killing Fat Buu, with him saying [[ShootingSuperman "Will a bomb be enough to kill Majin Buu? I don't think so!"]]
* Pretty much any time the Z-Fighters interact with normal humans in Dragon Ball Z (like the driving lessons, and at the World Tournament at the start of the Majin Buu arc).
* The scene where Cell announces the Cell Games to Trunks.
--> '''Cell''': I can't wait to see the look on their faces.*Trunks makes a horrified face* That's it, that's the look.
** On that note, in the anime when Cell breaks into the news station to announce where he's holding the Cell Games, we have Master Roshi watching TV to find he's how interrupted by Cell breaking through the floor, and he changes the channel only for it to happen again, and again, and again, almost as if Cell is intentionally trolling him.
* Frieza (as portrayed by Linda Young) has some pretty funny lines.
--> '''Frieza''': (after killing Krillin) Pop goes the weasel, haha.
** And this exchange with SS Goku:
--> '''Goku''': They (the Saiyans) paid for their crimes.
--> '''Frieza''': They paid for their crimes, really? I thought I blew them all up.
* In the Funimation dub, when Captain Ginyu, [[FreakyFridayFlip in Goku's body]], shouts out, "Get ready... [[LargeHam THE CAPTAIN'S COMING TO GET YOOOOOUUUUUU!!]]" before pausing with, "Wait...that doesn't sound right," and struggling to think of something else, leaving Gohan and Krillin to attack Ginyu, who shouts in surprise, "Hey! I haven't even started yet!"
* Before that, when Goku and Ginyu are fighting, Ginyu pauses for a moment to "introduce himself properly", complete with one of his ridiculous poses. Which Goku immediately copies.
-->'''Goku''': Like this?
-->'''Ginyu''': No, no, no, your other leg is raised.
-->'''Goku''': Huh... But, you know, this pose... It doesn't really do anything, does it?
-->'''Ginyu''': *fumes*
* The last appearance of the frog in Captain Ginyu's body near the end of the Frieza Saga is pretty funny to. Also, it's nice knowing that the frog (who hadn't done anyone any harm) not only made it to Earth, but survived the punishment Ginyu had put his body through before.
* When Gohan becomes the Great Saiyaman and fails to realize how ridiculous his costume is.
--> '''Piccolo:''' What is the meaning of those ridiculous clothes?
--> '''Gohan:''' Ah, you just don't know style!
** And later, ''Goku'' mocks it.
** Later, as Gohan is on his way toward Roshi's island, he wonders to himself "Of all people, ''Piccolo''. I mean, who is he to talk, he wears a ''turban'' for heaven's sake! And then there's those pointy little booties and who ''knows'' what thing is on his shoulders... Huh, come to think of it, I used to dress just like him."
* Gohan doing his Saiyaman intro to a pair of random criminals, who promptly mock him saying his intro is stupid. Gohan gets pissed off and stomps a hole in the street telling them he worked really hard on that, so they both agree that it was really cool.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Igw-8AmUY4&feature=related Tien tells a joke.]]
* Vegeta's sarcastic explanation to Cell as to how he became so powerful so quickly:
-->'''Vegeta''': "I do a lot of push-ups and sit-ups, and I drink plenty of juice."
* Mr. Satan trying to fight Cell, he throws dozens of punches and kicks without even realizing that they aren't doing anything before Cell sends him flying with a casual slap. Krillin afterwards admits that he was rooting for Cell the whole time.
* It was probably only brought up in the dub but Marron insults Chi-Chi with "It's obvious your grandson (Gohan) isn't here now." Oh snap!
* Gohan and Videl fighting crime together. They show up at a jewelry store robbery in those ridiculous Saiyaman outfits and strike a pose more appropriate to the Ginyu Force. It's made even funnier by the fact that the bad guys surrender immediately because Majin Buu had just demonstrated himself to be ImmuneToBullets. Gohan and Videl have no idea why the criminals are surrendering before they beat anyone up.
* During the 25th Budokai, Videl has been keeping her ability to fly from her father. When he finally does witness her flying, he completely freaks out. A nearby Tournament official merely looks at him and says "[[IBelieveICanFly So she can fly]]. [[EveryoneIsASuper What's the big deal?]]"
* Goten, the Super Saiyan who can't fly.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxrPthF2Ukk Chi Chi spanks Goten]] for recklessly rushing into battle with Buu (while fused with Trunks as Gotenks). HilarityEnsues.
* Goten and Trunks [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEzON1jpbWE peeing behind a rock.]]
* All of Episode "Losers Fight First," [[EpicFail Hercule and his students making morons of themselves in their fight against Cell]] Krillin sums it up best.
-->'''Krillin''': "They're giving me a headache!"
** Yamcha gets one as well during Hercule's demonstration.
-->'''Yamcha''': "This guy's an idiot!"
** And finally, when Cell casually knocks Hercule several miles out of the ring, Krillin gets another one:
-->'''Krillin''': "To be honest, Gohan, I was rooting for Cell during that one."
* Super Buu's first reaction to finding out that he, Gotenks and Piccolo are all trapped in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
-->'''Buu''': "Huh?! But how do we eat candy?!"
-->'''Piccolo''': "We don't. There's none here!"
-->'''Buu''': "NONE?! NO ICE CREAM!? NO-NO CHOCOLATE!?!?"
-->'''Piccolo''': *grinning* "Nothing. All gone."
-->'''Buu''': "[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!]]"
* Baby Trunks pulling on Future Trunks hair.
* Goku making fun of Uub and taunting him to get him to fight without hesitation, since he was so nervous. It worked magnificently.
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