History Funny / DjangoUnchained

--> '''Schultz:''' [[StuffBlowingUp auf Wiedersehen!]]

** Django's truly [[http://i.imgur.com/IulX0oo.gif epic trollface]]-like [[ChesireCatGrin smile]] at the end of the film after he blows up the Candyland plantation building also qualifies. It's even pictured on this page for a good reason.

** Django's truly [[http://i.imgur.com/IulX0oo.gif epic trollface]] [[SlasherSmile smile]] at the end of the film after he blows up the Candyland plantation building also qualifies. It's even pictured on this page for a good reason.

** Django's truly [[http://i.imgur.com/IulX0oo.gif epic trollface]] at the end of the film after he blows up the Candyland plantation building also qualifies.

* [[OverlyLongGag The overly long conversation with the hooded Regulators bickering over how they can't see anything due to the poor quality of their hoods]]:

-->'''Robert:''' Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I'm ridin' blind.

*** There is also a bit of fridge brilliance in it. Cora most likely has flat shoes as a house worker, while Sheba as mistress has heeled shoes. Likewise Cora has to do work in the house so she should be much fitter than Sheba whose job is to look pretty.

* [[BlackComedy "...Bye, Miss Lara!"]] ''Bang! Django shoots Miss Lara and she is thrown backwards through the doorway, [[ArtisticLicensePhysics at an obtuse angle to the direction of the shot]].''

-->'''Django''': The "d" is silent, hillbilly. ''(BoomHeadshot)''

** "Marshall Tatum, may I address you and your deputies and... apparently the entire town of Dautry as to the incident that just occurred?"

-->'''Crash''': [[ItsPronouncedTroPay Duh-jango!]] I'm gonna kill you!

** Also, Stephen's heated ranting towards Django, [[DefiantToTheEnd even while the plantation is seconds from being blown to pieces]]]].

--> '''Mook 3''': "BITCH!"

-->''[[[GilliganCut to the bartender bursting out of the saloon, running for his life]]]''

-->'''Pedestrian:''' What'd you just do to our Sheriff? ''[Schultz walks around the wounded sheriff, aims his Derringer at his head, and shoots him again, and his body stops writhing. Everyone immediately runs away screaming. As you watch, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent one woman can be seen frantically hobbling away on a single crutch while another just faints on the spot]]. Schultz turns to the bartender]''

** I can't be the only one who found his Badass pose in the outfit as he calls out "JOHN BRITTLE!" coupled with his {{Determinator}} expression hilarious. Made even better a few seconds later when he grabs the whip and starts whipping the white farm hand!
* BaitAndSwitch: The slave girl at Big Daddy's plantation pointing out the smoke-house "Where Big Daddy hangs all his dead meat ... poor little squirrels."

'''Django:''' I don't know what 'positive' mean.\\

-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Damn, I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing!

-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Aw, hold on, I'm fuckin' with my eye holes. ''[he rips the material around his eye hole]'' Oh. Oh, shit. I just made it worse. ''[he takes off his mask]''

-->'''Robert:''' I think we all think the bag was a nice idea. But, not pointin' any fingers, they coulda been done better. So how about no bags this time, but next time we do the bags right and then we go full regalia.

-->'''Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett:''' Goddamn it, this is a raid! I can't see, you can't see -- ''so what?!'' All that matters is can the [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] ''horse'' see! That's a raid!

** Even better: the name is ''Von Film/{{Shaft}}''
*** WordOfGod confirms that Django and Broomhilda are, in fact, meant to be the great ancestors of Shaft.

--> '''Moguy:''' And he prefers Monsieur Candie to Mr Candie.
--> '''Schultz:''' (in French) Whatever he prefers.

--> (Hildy stands in stunned silence, then drops her glass of water, and finally faints)

* The first shootout in Candieland. Schultz just died, the Dragon's been offed, Django is mowing down plantation workers...and there's one guy who bursts through the doorway, gets shot in the leg, and proceeds to get shot again and again without dying. Even funnier was the lawyer screaming for help about them being under attack prior to being shot in the back by Django.

** The first 4 mooks shot by Django
--> '''Mook 1''': "Holey!"

--> '''Mook 3''': " Son of a!"

** What also qualifies as that trope is a point where Django guns down some {{Mook}}s; one of them isn't instantly killed, and still keeps screaming throughout the fight. [[JustAFleshWound Even after he gets both his]] [[KneeCapping kneecaps shot off]] and has a fat Mook fall on top of him, he is still alive by the time Django is forced to surrender! This means he's either the luckiest or ''un''-luckiest of the Mooks in that shootout!
*** An extra amusing moment was when Jesse (the Mook in question) first gets his knee shot - [[UnfriendlyFire it was when one of the other Mooks accidentally shoots him trying to shoot at Django]].

--> '''Mook:''' [[ApologeticAttacker Sorry, Jesse!]]

* The first shootout in Candieland. [[spoiler: Schultz just died, the Dragon's been offed, Django is mowing down plantation workers...and there's one guy who bursts through the doorway, gets shot in the leg, and proceeds to get shot again and again without dying.]] Even funnier was the lawyer screaming for help about them being under attack prior to being shot in the back by Django.
** Stephen's BigNo to [[spoiler:Candie's death]], which qualifies as CrossesTheLineTwice.

** What also qualifies as that trope is a point where Django guns down some {{Mook}}s; one of them isn't instantly killed, and still keeps screaming throughout the fight. [[JustAFleshWound Even after he gets both his]] [[KneeCapping kneecaps shot off]] and has a fat Mook fall on top of him, [[spoiler: he is still alive by the time Django is forced to surrender! This means he's either the luckiest or ''un''-luckiest of the Mooks in that shootout!]]

* Quentin Tarantino's cameo as an Australian miner. [[spoiler: He gets blown up by Django!]]

* Stephen's reaction to [[spoiler:getting [[KneeCapping knee capped]]]].

* The revelation that [[spoiler: Stephen can walk and talk just fine and that how he presented himself previously was all an act. It leads the view to expect that one big last brawl is coming between him and Django. Nope.]]
** [[spoiler: The implication is that Stephen dropped the facade in an attempt to, at the very least, [[FaceDeathWithDignity go out with some dignity]]. He gets kneecapped and blown up for his trouble.]]
* Pretty much the entire last couple minutes of the film are a strange mix of funny and awesome, especially when Django [[spoiler:calmly walks out of the mansion, puts on his sunglasses, and watches the whole damn thing go up in flames. Capped off by the adorable Broomhilda covering her ears and watching her husband with pride. Django even makes the horse do a "refined" walk while riding it, for both fun and to further piss over the people he just killed.]]
** Django's truly [[http://i.imgur.com/IulX0oo.gif epic trollface]] at the end of the film after he [[spoiler:blows up the Candyland plantation building]] also qualifies.
** Also, [[spoiler:Stephen's heated ranting towards Django, [[DefiantToTheEnd even while the plantation is seconds from being blown to pieces]]]].
-->"Can't no nigger gunfighter kill all the white folks in the world! They gon' find your black ass! ([[LaughingMad cackles]]) '''''[[SayMyName DJANGOOOO!!!]]'' YOU UPPITY [[CurseCutShort SONUVA-]]''' [[spoiler: ('''[[KilledMidSentence BOOOOOM!!!!]]''')]]"

* The last confrontation between Django and [[spoiler:Billy Crash]].
-->''"[[spoiler:Billy Crash]], now where were we? Oh, that's right, you had your hands on my [[GroinAttack *BANG!*]]"''
** [[spoiler:Crash]] then makes a very [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] until Django gives another bullet to him.
* Meta example: A fanmade FullyAutomaticClipShow of every N-word in the movie was met with this witty Youtube comment: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4NwvUqQr0&lc=UghLPiTWhd_7n3gCoAEC "Is this Lil Wayne's new single?"]]

-->''[Cuts to the bartender bursting out of the saloon, running for his life]''

* [[BlackComedy "...Bye, Miss Lara!"]] ''Bang! Django shoots Miss Lara and she is thrown backwards through the doorway, [[PhysicsGoof at an obtuse angle to the direction of the shot]].''

-->'''Sheriff Bill Sharp:''' Alright, folks, calm down! Go about your business. ''[levels shotgun at the doors]'' These jokers will be gone soon. ''[Schultz and Django come outside]'' Now, why y'all wanna come into my town and start trouble, and...scare all these nice people? ''[Schultz walks towards the sheriff and stretches his right hand out as if to shake the sheriff's hand]'' You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your ''ass''!

* Meta example: A fanmade FullyAutomaticClipShow of every N-word in the movie was met with this witty Youtube comment: "Is this Lil Wayne's new single?"

-->'''Bag Head #2:''' Shit. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?

-->'''Saloon Keeper Pete:''' It's still a bit early. We won't be open for another hour. By then, we'll be servin' breakfast. ''[turns around and immediately recoils upon seeing Django]'' Oh, shit! Woh! Woh! Woh! Woh! What the hell do you think you're doing, boy?! Get that nigger out of here! ''[Schultz stares at Pete]''