History Funny / Diablo

A CMOF? in ''VideoGame/{{Diablo}}''? Yes. Even the darkest of games will have the occasional laugh. (For funny moments in ''VideoGame/DiabloII'' and ''VideoGame/DiabloIII'', click [[Funny/DiabloII here]] and [[Funny/DiabloIII here]] respectively.)

* The drunken guy (who is about useless otherwise), when asked about the Poisoned Well quest: "You drink WATER?"
* The premise behind the Inn Sign quest is rather amusing. Basically, a band of Fallen led by Snotspill steal Ogden's sign, which is a rising sun, thinking it was magic, and carry it off to the cathedral basement. During that time, a group of Overlords steal it from THEM and are keeping it for themselves. You are tasked to retrieve it, and are given an option. Return it to Ogden, who basically shrugs, but rewards you for saving him from having to get another sign made by giving you the Harlequin Crest; or return it to the Fallen, who makes a great hammy speech and cackles maniacally, as if you'd just granted him a legendary artifact of uncomparable power. Either way, however, the humor ends with the incensed Fallen zerg rushing you.
* The Black Mushroom quest. After presenting the Fungal Tome to Adria, you are tasked with finding [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a big, Black Mushroom]] for use in an elixir. The villagers' reactions are best described as perplexed and exasperated; uncharacteristically, Ogden (who is normally very mild-mannered) is thoroughly offended. Upon finding the mushroom patch, your character will react with surprise at just how large the mushroom really is.
* If you find out what Diablo is [[SubliminalSeduction really saying]] the instant the final level starts...
-->'''Diablo''': [[VideoGame/CommanderKeen Eat your vegetables]] [[NightmareRetardant and brush after every meal.]]
* And of course in the first game's Hellfire expansion, through a certain exploit, you get to hear [[FinalBoss Na-Krul]] say this gem.
-->'''Na-Krul''': Hi! I'm free, free to confront the little man who banished me, Diablo. Hi, everybody, and I'm free to reward you, little mortal, with these Aerosmith tickets. You'll be getting backstage passes, you'll get to meet Steven Tyler and the whole band. This Friday at the Coliseum. Thanks for getting me out of there. By the way, I'm gonna have to kill you. [[{{Beat}} *pause*]] I'll be right back with the traffic and weather together.
** Also available in the Hellfire expansion was the ability to replace said farmer with the "Complete Nut", a man wearing a cow suit, who sends you looking for his other suit (not the brown one, the gray one) that turns him into a man wearing a deer suit, and awards you with the Cow Plate Armor.
--->Moo.\\
I said 'Moo'.\\
Listen, I'm just a cow.
** One of the cited reasons for why [[WordOfGod David Brevik]] hates and ultimately [[CanonDiscontinuity disowned]] the Hellfire expansion? "It has a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] teddy bear quest."
* In the Swedish dub of the PSX version, if [[StopPokingMe you keep on trying to talk to a cow]] you can end up with quite the funny line "Jag är ingen mjölk-kärring.", roughly translating to "I am no milk hag". The deadpan and mildly annoyed delivery is what truly sells it.

* The premise behind the Inn Sign quest is rather amusing. Basically, a band of Fallen led by Snotspill steal Ogden's sign, which is a rising sun, thinking it was magic, and carry it off to the cathedral basement. During that time, a group of Overlords steal it from THEM and are keeping it for themselves. You are tasked to retrieve it, and are given an option. Return it to Ogden, who basically shrugs, but rewards you for saving him from having to get another sign made by giving you the Harlequin Crest, or return it to the Fallen. Either way, however, the humor ends with the incensed Fallen zerg rushing you.

* The drunken guy (who is about useless otherwise) , when asked about the Poisoned Well quest: "You drink WATER?"

* The premise behind the Inn Sign quest is rather amusing. Basically, a band of Fallen steal Ogden's sign, which is a rising sun, thinking it was magic, and carry it off to the cathedral basement. During that time, a group of Overlords steal it from THEM and are keeping it for themselves. You are tasked to retrieve it, and are given an option. Return it to Ogden, who basically shrugs, but rewards you for saving him from having to get another sign made, or return it to the Fallen. Either way, however, the humor ends with the incensed Fallen zerg rushing you.

* The Black Mushroom quest. After presenting the Fungal Tome to Adria, you are tasked with finding [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a big, Black Mushroom]] for use in an elixir. The villagers' reactions are best described as perplexed and exasperated; uncharacteristically, Ogden (who is normally very mild-mannered) is thoroughly disgusted. Upon finding the mushroom patch, your character will react with surprise at just how large the mushroom really is.

* The Black Mushroom quest. After finding and presenting the Fungal Tome to Adria, you are tasked with finding [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a big, Black Mushroom]] for use in an elixir. The villagers' reactions are best described as perplexed and exasperated; uncharacteristically, Ogden (who is normally very mild-mannered) is thoroughly disgusted. Upon finding the mushroom patch, your character will react with surprise at just how large the mushroom really is.

* The Black Mushroom quest. After finding and presenting the Fungal Tome to Adria, you are tasked with finding [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a big, Black Mushroom]] for use in an elixir. The villagers' reactions are best described as confused and exasperated; uncharacteristically, Ogden (who is normally very mild-mannered) is thoroughly disgusted. Upon finding the mushroom patch, your character will react with surprise at just how large the mushroom really is.

* The Black Mushroom quest. After finding and presenting the Fungal Tome to Adria, you are tasked with finding [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a big, Black Mushroom]] for use in an elixir. The villagers reactions are best described as confused and exasperated; uncharacteristically, Ogden (who is normally very mild-mannered) expresses his revulsion. Upon finding the mushroom patch, your character will react with surprise at just how large the mushroom really is.

* The drunken guy (who is about useless otherwise) , when asked about the "Poisoned well" quest: "You drink WATER?"

* The Black Mushroom quest.

-->'''Diablo''': [[CommanderKeen Eat your vegetables]] [[NightmareRetardant and brush after every meal.]]

* The premise behind the Inn Sign quest is rather amusing. Basically, a band of Fallen steal Ogden's sign, which is a rising sun, thinking it was magic, and carry it off to the cathedral basement. During that time, a group of Overlords steal it from THEM and are keeping it for themselves. You are tasked to retrieve it, and are given an option. Return it to Ogden, who basically shrugs, but rewards you for saving him from having to get another sign made, or return it to the Fallen. Either way, however, the humor ends with the incensed Fallen zerg rushing you.

A CMOF? in Diablo? Yes. Even the darkest of games will have the occasional laugh. (For funny moments in ''VideoGame/DiabloIII'', click [[Funny/DiabloIII here]].)

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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top.
* Some of the Necromancer's lines are quite funny in a DeadpanSnarker kind of way. Like after defeating the last boss of the optional fourth quest in Act 1, which yields a considerable amount of gold, he says:
--->'''Necromancer''': Treasure hunting? Hmph! Treasure finding? Yeeess.
** Also, his reaction after stopping SnakePeople who were trying to put eternal night over the country:
--->'''Necromancer''': A Shame. [[NightmareFetishist I was starting to enjoy darkness]].
* Lysander seems to be [[ICantHearYou a bit hard of hearing]]:
--->'''Lysander''': Horazon's [[AnachronismStew Urinal]]? Oh, journal! Yes, well... Glad you found it. Such a shame about those poor harem girls, huh? [[IReadItForTheArticles I shall miss them deeply... I mean their conversations, of course.]]

--->'''Diablo''': [[CommanderKeen Eat your vegetables]] [[NightmareRetardant and brush after every meal.]]

--->'''Na-Krul''': Hi! I'm free, free to confront the little man who banished me, Diablo. Hi, everybody, and I'm free to reward you, little mortal, with these Aerosmith tickets. You'll be getting backstage passes, you'll get to meet Steven Tyler and the whole band. This Friday at the Coliseum. Thanks for getting me out of there. By the way, I'm gonna have to kill you. [[{{Beat}} *pause*]] I'll be right back with the traffic and weather together.
* Gheed has a hilarious line if you try to talk to him before finishing The Forgotten Tower quest.
--->Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."
* The premise behind the Inn Sign quest on the original Diablo is rather amusing. Basically, a band of Fallen steal Ogden's sign, which is a rising sun, thinking it was magic, and carry it off to the cathedral basement. During that time, a group of Overlords steal it from THEM and are keeping it for themselves. You are tasked to retrieve it, and are given an option. Return it to Ogden, who basically shrugs, but rewards you for saving him from having to get another sign made, or return it to the Fallen. Either way, however, the humor ends with the incensed Fallen zerg rushing you.

--->Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."

A CMOF? in Diablo? Yes. Even the darkest of games will have the occasional laugh.

* Some of the Necromancers lines are quite funny in a DeadpanSnarker kind of way. Like after defeating the last boss of the optional fourth quest in Act 1, which yields a considerable amount of gold, he says:

* Lysander seems to be a bit hard of hearing

--->'''Na-Krul''': Hi! I'm free, free to confront the little man who banished me, Diablo. Hi, everybody, and I'm free to reward you, little mortal, with these Aerosmith tickets. You'll be getting backstage passes, you'll get to meet Steven Tyler and the whole band. This Friday at the Coliseum. Thanks for getting me out of there. By the way, I'm gonna have to kill you. [[{{Beat}} *pause*]] I'll be right back with the traffic and weather together.

* A CMOF in Diablo? Yes. The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top.

--->'''Lysander''': Horazon's [[AnachronismStew Urinal]]? Oh, journal! Yes, well... Glad you found it. Such a shame about those poor harem girls, huh? [[IReadItForTheArticles I shall miss them deeply... I mean their conversations, of course.]]

--->'''Necromancer''': A Shame. [[NightmareFetishist I was starting to enjoy darkness]].

Also, his reaction after stopping SnakePeople who were trying to put eternal night over the country:

-->'''Necromancer''': Treasure hunting? Hmph! Treasure finding? Yeeess.

* A CMOF in Diablo? Yes. The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top.