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** Sometimes when leaving for a mission with other Dwarves one may blurt out this:
--->'''Dwarf:''' ''(annoyed)'' Okay. Who didn't shower yesterday?!
** This bit of sage advice on how to kill Dreadnoughts shouted when a Dreadnought Cocoon is burst open.
--->'''Dwarf:''' Shoot it in the ass!!
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'''Dwarf:''' ''(very rapidly)'' [[MotorMouth Did you know that the melting temperature of dry granite at ambient pressure is 1215-1260°C? However, that temperature is significantly reduced in the presence of water, putting it down to 650°C at just a few kilobars of pressure!]]

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'''Dwarf:''' ''(very rapidly)'' [[MotorMouth Did you know that the melting temperature of dry granite at ambient pressure is 1215-1260°C? However, that temperature is significantly reduced in the presence of water, putting it down to 650°C at just a few kilobars of pressure!]]pressure!]]\\
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'''Dwarf:''' Imagine... hey... HEY...! Why don't we put ''guns'' on Molly?!

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--->'''Dwarf:''' Hang on, I'm starting to think Deep Rock is exploiting us common working folk! If we joined forces and founded our own mining company instead, we'd be raking in the dough! But... [[IgnoredEpiphany we could just have another round of beer!]]

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--->'''Dwarf:''' Hang on, I'm starting to think Deep Rock is exploiting us common working folk! If we joined forces and founded our own mining company instead, we'd be raking in the dough! But... [[IgnoredEpiphany we could just have another round of beer!]]beer!]]\\
'''Dwarf:''' Did you know that a banana is really a berry, and that a tomato is a fruit! Well, it's really quite interesting if you look into it.\\
'''Dwarf:''' Whoa, I know everything about everything! Ask me something! Wait, wait, oh... it passed...\\
'''Dwarf:''' ''(very rapidly)'' [[MotorMouth Did you know that the melting temperature of dry granite at ambient pressure is 1215-1260°C? However, that temperature is significantly reduced in the presence of water, putting it down to 650°C at just a few kilobars of pressure!]]

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'''Dwarf:''' Bloody hell, I think I slept on my pickaxe! / Bit of a pinch in my neck... ahh...\\

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'''Dwarf:''' Bloody hell, I think I slept on my pickaxe! / pickaxe!\\
'''Dwarf:'''
Bit of a pinch in my neck... ahh...neck. Ahh...\\



'''Dwarf:''' '' Well... sometimes you win, sometimes you end up at the sick bay...

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'''Dwarf:''' '' Well... sometimes you win, sometimes you end up at the sick bay...
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'''Dwarf:''' '' Well... sometimes you win, sometimes you end up at the sick bay...\\

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'''Dwarf:''' '' Well... sometimes you win, sometimes you end up at the sick bay...\\
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'''Dwarf:''' Hey, '''HEY!''' Trigger discipline, ''bullet brain!''\\

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'''Dwarf:''' Hey, '''HEY!''' '''''HEY!''''' Trigger discipline, ''bullet brain!''\\
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** Or...

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'''Driller''': [[BloodKnight I'm]] [[AxeCrazy not!]]

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'''Driller''': [[BloodKnight I'm]] [[AxeCrazy not!]]PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!


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** Or...
--->'''Scout:''' This rock is gonna be the death of us.\\
'''Driller:''' Stuff your whining. You're making my ears hurt.
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--->'''Scout:''' I hate this damn planet!!\\
'''Driller:''' C'mon, grow some balls!
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** If a mission goes south and the Dwarves end up in the medbay they may react thusly:
---> '''Dwarf:''' ''(groggily)'' Did someone get the number of that glyphid that ran me over?\\
'''Dwarf:''' Oh man... that went tits up ''fast.''\\
'''Dwarf:''' Let's just never talk about this mission again.\\
'''Dwarf:''' Oww...we got our asses kicked big time!\\
'''Dwarf:''' '' Well... sometimes you win, sometimes you end up at the sick bay...\\
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'''Dwarf:''' Today I'm gonna set a new high score in Jetty Boot!\\

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'''Dwarf:''' Today I'm gonna set a new high score in Jetty Boot!\\Boot!

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--->'''Dwarf:''' I have more power than I give myself credit for, and today I'm going to use it! At the bar!\\
'''Dwarf:''' Ugh, what a terrible nightmare! I dreamt I worked for a [[MegaCorp soulless mining corporation]]... [[ThatWasNotADream wait.]] Aww, crap.

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--->'''Dwarf:''' I have more power than I give myself credit for, and today I'm going to use it! At In the bar!\\
'''Dwarf:''' Ugh, what a terrible nightmare! I dreamt I worked for a [[MegaCorp soulless mining corporation]]... [[ThatWasNotADream wait.]] Aww, crap.\\
'''Dwarf:''' Today I'm gonna smile at a Praetorian and see if it smiles back!\\
'''Dwarf:''' Bloody hell, I think I slept on my pickaxe! / Bit of a pinch in my neck... ahh...\\
'''Dwarf:''' What a fabulous slab of beef I am!\\
'''Dwarf:''' A light breakfast at the bar, and then I'm hittin' the caves!\\
'''Dwarf:''' My arse is itchy.\\
'''Dwarf:''' Today I'm gonna set a new high score in Jetty Boot!\\
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--->'''Dwarf:''' Sometimes I wonder if mining is all there is to life... Then I punch myself in the nose!

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--->'''Dwarf:''' Sometimes I wonder if mining is all there is to life... Then I punch myself in the nose! \\



'''Dwarf:''' When we get back... it's sandwich time.
'''Dwarf:''' Aw, gobblersnarks! I think I dropped me bloody keys in there.

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'''Dwarf:''' When we get back... it's sandwich time.
time.\\
'''Dwarf:''' Aw, gobblersnarks! I think I dropped me bloody keys in there.\\

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'''Dwarf:''' Hey, ''beardo!'' There ain't no points given for shooting your own teammates!

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'''Dwarf:''' Hey, Oi, ''beardo!'' There ain't no points given for shooting your own teammates!



--->'''Dwarf:''' Consider this: legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning. ''(sounding very happy with himself)'' Eh? EH?

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--->'''Dwarf:''' Sometimes I wonder if mining is all there is to life... Then I punch myself in the nose!
'''Dwarf:'''
Consider this: legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning. ''(sounding very happy with himself)'' Eh? EH?EH?\\
'''Dwarf:''' When we get back... it's sandwich time.
'''Dwarf:''' Aw, gobblersnarks! I think I dropped me bloody keys in there.
'''Dwarf:''' Goddammit, there's a pebble in my boot!
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--->'''Dwarf:''' [[ShoutOut Look at me!]] I'm [[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater Stony Rock]]!

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--->'''Dwarf:''' [[ShoutOut Look at me!]] I'm [[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater Stony Rock]]!Rawk]]!
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'''Dwarf:''' Hey, hey! Trigger discipline, ''bullet brain!''\\

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'''Dwarf:''' Hey, hey! '''HEY!''' Trigger discipline, ''bullet brain!''\\
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-->'''Dwarf:''' Hot, ''hot!!''\\

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-->'''Dwarf:''' Hot, hot, ''hot!!''\\

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'''Driller:''' SHUT UP! I'M TRYN' TO SLEEP!!

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'''Driller:''' SHUT UP! I'M TRYN' TRYIN' TO SLEEP!!SLEEP!!
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--->'''Scout:''' Can we go back!? Please!\\
'''Driller:''' [[NoSympathy STOP WHINNING!!!]]
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---->'''Dwarf:''' Donkey! Come here!\\

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---->'''Dwarf:''' '''Dwarf:''' Donkey! Come here!\\
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*** Calling Molly often have the Dwarves saying something funny.\\

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*** Calling Molly often have the Dwarves saying something funny.\\



---->'''Dwarf:''' Donkey! Come here!

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---->'''Dwarf:''' Donkey! Come here!here!\\
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*** Calling Molly often have the Dwarves saying something funny.\\
---->'''Dwarf:''' Just take your sweet time old lady! I've got all day!\\
---->'''Dwarf:''' Donkey! Come here!
'''Dwarf:''' Move your tin ass over here and hurry, ''please!''
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** This exchange while in the drop pod in a multiplayer game: [[note]]The lines use the Scout and Driller voices regardless of the classes present[[/note]]

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** This exchange The quotes while in the drop pod in a multiplayer game: game have the Scout and Driller saying something. Scout is usually trying (and failing) to keep his cool while the Driller is rather blasé about the dangerous caves they're about to go in. [[note]]The lines use the Scout and Driller voices regardless of the classes present[[/note]]present and are randomized, so you can get some hilarious combinations[[/note]]



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--->'''Scout:''' We're all gonna die!!!\\
'''Driller:''' SHUT UP! I'M TRYN' TO SLEEP!!
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'''Dwarf:''' I smell bacon.

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'''Dwarf:''' I smell bacon.\\

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