History Funny / DeathBattle

** There's something hilarious about the fact that Lucario's backup in the fight is a ''Butterfree'', especially when compared to the [[WickedWeasel Weavile]] and [[RhinoRampage Nidoqueen]] Blaziken rolls up with.

* The fact that Ringmaster, Wiz, and Boomstick all in the same show. Wiz and Boomstick are fun to watch banter, and Ringmaster knows how to [[LargeHam ham it up]], but having them all contributing to the same show is brilliant.

** [[BookEnds First Death Race of the season]], Ringmaster described [[Film/TheDarkKnightSaga one racer]] as "barely [qualifying] as a car". Last Death Race of the season, he can only describe [[Manga/InitialD one racer]] as "[[DamnedByFaintPraise it's... a car]]".

* '''Gag Reel for Black Widow vs. Widowmaker''':

* During a discussion regarding the Sorting Hat from ''Literature/HarryPotter'', Torrian keeps referring to the Hogwarts' administration as "Grand Wizards", completely unaware that it's a title for the head of the ''UsefulNotes/KuKluxKlan''. Eventually, Chad asks him to read it's definition out loud for them.

* Poor Joclyn sounds oh-so-confused as she goes through Knuckles' convoluted time with god-like powers in ''ComicBook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog''. When she gets to Lara-Su/Jani-Ca, she even mentions that she could even make an entire ''episode'' on the entire Ken Penders lawsuit! [[BrickJoke And then, she actually does!]]

---> '''Lightning:''' Ka-chow!\\

** In one take, Boomstick suggests calling Bruce Banner "David Banner" because "Bruce Banner" sounds gay. They realize it's silly and drop it, but put in an explanation for it [[labelnote:Explanation]]From the mouth of Stan Lee himself, it turns out the network executives changed Bruce's name to "David" in ''Series/TheIncredibleHulk'' because they felt that "Bruce Banner" sounded like a homosexual name, literally it sounded gay.[[/labelnote]]

* '''Gag Reel for Cable VS Booster Gold''': After Ben flubs Superman to ''Super-hand'', he and Chad discuss what Super-Hand would be like, including a bunch of hand-based call-outs from Chad which cause him and Ben to break down laughing, how his namesake giant hand would fare against villains and civilians alike and even how he would move around with such a hand. Taken a step further with Chad asking for fan art of Super-Hand causing him to break down even more.
** This finally comes to a hand, er, head with WebAnimation/RoosterTeethAnimatedAdventures having this moment turned into an episode.

---> '''Boomstick:''' You know, I think having a car that flies kinda defeats the purpose of all this.

---->'''Boomstick:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke It looks like a dong]].

--->'''Wiz:''' With that extra maneuverability, the most grounded Batman of them all might actually have a chance to-\\

--->'''Wiz:''' Wait a minute, are those civilians on the track?\\

--->'''Robin:''' Holy copycat Batman, these dumb bastards have a death wish.\\

--->'''Ringmaster:''' And the winner is... actually, who does win? [[AmbiguousSyntax Is this to the death, or is it an actual race]]? Like, who came up with the rules to this? ''(turns to the camera to face Wiz and Boomstick)''\\

** The race starts with Thomas in the lead, but because there's no train tracks on the course, [[RealityEnsues Thomas goes flying off the edge during the first turn]]. During the last leg of the race, he comes back, now able to fly and breathe fire.
--->'''Boomstick:''' Okay. Who turned on the [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]] mods?

--->'''Ringmaster:''' If you win the race, you get to see your parents again! ''(Whispering)'' Joke's on them, one of them doesn't even have parents!

--->''(After the Ford Anglia explodes)''\\

*** Even better, after Boomstick mentions absinthe, he then says to his shoulder, "Right, talking shoulder gremlin?" Then says "Same!" Wiz incredulously asks him, "Do you even know what that word means, or are you just repeating things you hear?" Boomstick awkwardly replies, "[[EarWorm Ka-Chow?]]"

--->'''Boomstick:''' You know, I think having a car that flies kinda defeats the purpose of all this.

--->'''Optimus''': It's a trap left by those vile Decepticons!\\

--->'''Lightning:''' Ka-chow!\\

--->'''Ringmaster:''' Though my lawyers have informed me that if it did, I have the right to remain silent, and, uh, [[WesternAnimation/TheTick NONE OF YOU WILL EVER TAKE ME ALIVE, JUST TRY IT, COPPERS! AHAHAHAHA!]]

--->'''Ringmaster:''' It's enough to make anyone say [[Film/DrNo "Doctor Oh no!"]]. ''([[ChirpingCrickets cricket sounds]])'' Anyways...

---->'''Boomstick:''' ''(after the Soldier at the back of the Warthog shoots down the helicopters)'' Looks like those pilots are going to be gettin' [[IncrediblyLamePun halos]] after that one!\\

---> '''Boomstick''': Oh, no! Our beautiful racetrack is covered in really well-placed landmines! [[ButHeSoundsHandsome Who could be dastardly enough to do that?-]] Me! [[YouAnsweredYourOwnQuestion It was me!]] I get paid to do this, and it's- [[PsychoForHire it's fun]].
---> '''Wiz''': Uh, no, you don't. You told me you do it for [[BloodKnight "the thrill of the kill."]] At least, that's what the contract said... The one [[CouldntFindAPen written in blood.]]
---> '''Boomstick''': That was strawberry jam, Wiz! [[EveryoneHasStandards I'm not an animal!]]... [[DelayedReaction Wait, did you use BLOOD?!]]"

--->'''Boomstick:''' Is that the official diagnosis?\\

--->'''KITT:''' Hello, Boomstick. I have uploaded my consciousness into the cybernetically-enhanced brain of [[ThatManIsDead the being you once knew as Wizard]]. Death once again fails to claim me.\\

--->'''Sonic:''' That's no good dude!\\

--->'''Wiz:''' (after Bob grabs a Fire Flower) And Bob immediately takes advantage of his Fire Flower!\\

--->'''Boomstick:''' Guess you could say that stormtrooper didn't have a... ''slice'' day. [[DontExplainTheJoke Y'know, Wiz, like, pizza slice?]]\\

--->'''Boomstick:''' Oh, come on! The Blooper's so lame! It's not even a big deal, you just watch the peripheral-\\

---->'''Boomstick:''' Hahahaha! [[EveryoneHasStandards Ice-cold, Mario! That is ice-cold.]]

--->'''Mario:''' (upon seeing the Bob-Omb being launched back at him) [[OhCrap Mama mia...]]\\

** Wiz's reply, "Well, Sonic, [[PetTheDog you can have one delivered to your home after this]] with Doordash!" Only for Boomstick to remind him, "Wiz, [[FailedASpotCheck he's dead]]. [[EverybodysDeadDave They're all dead.]]" Wiz feels very awkward. Also HypocriticalHumor, since Wiz slapped Boomstick for promoting ProductPlacement in the last Death Battle season with Ghost Rider Vs. Lobo.

--->'''[[PungeonMaster Boomstick]]:''' After a race like that, the pepper-only thing I can say is... ''Cheesus Crust!''\\

*** The banter between KITT and Wiz and Boomstick proves to be the highlight of the episode, with the former showing quite a bit of snark... [[AdaptationalVillainy and a surprisingly bloodthirsty attitude.]]

*** To which Wiz replies, "Well, Sonic, [[PetTheDog you can have one delivered to your home after this]] with Doordash!" Only for Boomstick to remind him, "Wiz, [[FailedASpotCheck he's dead]]. [[EverybodysDeadDave They're all dead.]]" Wiz feels very awkward. Also HypocriticalHumor, since Wiz slapped Boomstick for promoting ProductPlacement in the last Death Battle season with Ghost Rider Vs. Lobo.

'''Boomstick:''' What can I say, Wiz? I need the ''dough''.

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'''Boomstick:''' ''Eurobeat?''

** After James Bond's tire-shredding blade hits the Halo Warthog, it sends the vehicle spinning into the sky, with no indication that it will ever hit the ground. Wiz [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] the fact that the vehicle's physics will always be wonky. The Driver, while in dead spin, is just casually reading a manual on how to T-Bag as well. Given how it's stated that how floppy the Warthog is in its series, and how much Halo soldiers see in their war on a daily basis, [[ButForMeItWasTuesday it makes perfect sense on why the soldiers aren't even scared]].
--->'''Boomstick:''' Is that the official diagnosis?\\
'''Wiz:''' Yes, [[SophisticatedAsHell "wonky"]].

** There something darkly humorous about James Bond managing to escape being blown up by Spy Hunter and even adjusting his tie casually... only to end up shredded by the [[HelicopterBlender helicopter rotor.]]

** When Captain Falcon bypasses the opposition with his Boost Fire, Wiz remarks that the speeds he's travelling at can't be doing the pizza any good. Boomstick replies, "Do you think the customer will like lasagna?"
** Bob the scout trooper grabs a Fire Flower and shoots fireballs at Mario. [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy Unsurprisingly,]] none of the fireballs hit Mario.

'''Boomstick:''' ''Holy shit, did he hit someon-'' Ah, no, of course he missed.
** Bob and his speeder bike were destroyed by Mario's Bullet Bill, and just like his fellow stormtroopers, he makes a [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]] upon his death. Meanwhile the commentators are wondering what happened to the [=AE86=].

''(Takumi, who is far behind the group, drifts on his own pace while eurobeat is playing)''

'''Boomstick:''' *spits out ink* Oh no, it burns! Oh why does it burn!

** There's some BlackComedy in the way the third and second placers, Mario and Sonic, respectively, die- notably when one takes into account the fact that ''[[HoistByHisOwnPetard they inadvertently killed themselves.]]'' Mario died to his own Bob-omb, and this caused Sonic to die to his own Blue Shell as there was no one else in front of him.

** Despite Falcon, Mario, Sonic, and Bob all being dead, there is still a winner — The [=DeLorean=] from one hour before most of the others died! [[BaitAndSwitch ...or so we thought.]] Ringmaster reveals that the customer told him the pizza Doc Brown delivered had bullet holes in it and might be a completely different pizza altogether, which would end up disqualifying the [=DeLorean=]. But then Eurobeat music starts playing, which signaled that Takumi is still in the race despite the commentators and Ringmaster forgetting all about him.

--->'''Ringmaster:''' It's enough to make anyone say "Doctor Oh no!" ''([[ChirpingCrickets cricket sounds]])'' Anyways...

'''Optimus:''' Dirty, filthy, stinkin' Decepticons!

--->'''Ringmaster:''' Though my lawyers have informed me that if it did, I have the right to remain silent, and, uh, NONE OF YOU WILL EVER TAKE ME ALIVE, JUST TRY IT, COPPERS! AHAHAHAHA!

** At the start of the race, the Delorean travels through time, but Boomstick just thinks it's spontaneously combusted, without even leaving wreckage behind. Wiz dryly notes "[[GenreBlind You don't watch a lot of movies, do you?]]" Ironic, since Boomstick alluded to watching ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' back in ''Cable Vs. Booster Gold''.

** Sonic taunts Mario after bypassing him, "Gotta go way past faster than that!" Mario's response? [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch "Oh, it's-a on-a now, bitch!"]] Mario would then turn into a Bullet Bill and not only knocks Sonic off the track but also takes out Bob and destroys the latter's speeder bike, complete with a [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream.]] Meanwhile the commentators are wondering what happened to the [=AE86=].

** Right before the gigantic spiked pinball rolls towards him, Mario gets blinded with ink by a [[TentacledTerror Blooper]]. Boomstick calls him out, [[TemptingFate "Oh, come on! The Blooper's so lame! It's not even a big deal, you just watch the peripheral-"]], and then another Blooper sprays ink into [[EyeScream Boomstick's eyes]], making him scream "Oh, God! It burns!!".
** Another funny moment from [[AdaptationalJerkass Mario]]: after Captain Falcon saves him from an explosive [[SpikeBallsOfDoom pinball]], does he thank the good captain for saving him? [[UngratefulBastard No,]] he just [[FlippingTheBird flips him off and drives away]].
--->'''Boomstick:''' Hahahaha! [[EveryoneHasStandards Ice-cold, Mario! That is ice-cold.]]

''(Arkham Batman ignites the jet engine, roasting Nolan Batman to a halt)''\\
'''Wiz:''' ...Nevermind.

'''Wiz:''' Oh, why did I put you in charge of obstacle acquisition?\\

'''Sonic:''' (just before his own Blue Shell hits him) They call me the fastest thing alive, but there are some things that even I can't outrun, like the inevitability of death. I need a chili dog.

'''Boomstick:''' Holy shit, did he hit someon- Ah, no, of course he missed.
* Sonic taunts Mario after bypassing him, "Gotta go way past faster than that!" Mario's response? [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch "Oh,it's-a on now, bitch!"]]

** Another funny moment from Mario: after Captain Falcon saves him from an explosive SpikedBallOfDoom pinball, does he thank the good captain for saving him? No, he just [[FlippingTheBird flips him off and drives away]]. As Boomstick notes, [[EveryoneHasStandards "Ice-cold, Mario! That is ice-cold."]]