History Funny / CrossAnge

** Episode 4's Preview has Ange talking about the Pros of having shorter hair, and about how her popularity should go up.
** Episode 6's Preview: Ange has totaly lost faith in previews, and she does not believe that Momoka (her maid) is coming to her base in the next episode.

** Episode 9's Preview: Amidst all the gun fighting on a Laria Board Ange is constantly saying "Pero" at the end of her sentences. This is because Ange was wearing a Perolina costume for a lot of episode 8. Ange also wonders if the staff even knew how to write a swimsuit episode with stuff like the pig racing going on, and if the staff was just making her say "Pero" for the heck of it, Pero.

** Rosalie's attempts to harass Ange for the death of Zola which all end in failure.

** Episode 16's Preview: Ange says that they, She and Tusk, are running out of material for the previews so she is leaving for the day. Tusk yells in SurprisinglyGoodEnglish for Ange to come back:

** The full text of Ange/Momoka's apology letter for the fight with Salia in SurprisinglyGoodEnglish.[[note]]Ange would never refer to herself as Angelise at this point plus Ange is sick.[[/note]]:

** Ange [[MyNameIsNotDurwood not being able to pronounce]] Salamandinay's name throughout the entire episode.

** Episode 11's Preview: Hilda and Ange are finally friends but Ange doesn't like it because it's too predictable that it happened. Ange then states that no one has died in awhile and whenever people become friends, someone dies. Hilda takes back what she said and doesn't consider Ange a friend anymore, dummy! Dummy! Dummy!. Even more hilarious that [[Creator/NanaMizuki Ange]] [[RelationshipVoiceActor and]] [[Creator/YukariTamura Hilda]] previously voiced [[Franchise/LyricalNanoha one of the biggest yuri ships]] in anime history.

%%In accordance iwth Administrivia/SpoilersOff all spoilers have been removed.

--> '''Ange:''' I so thought you were going to die.
--> '''Momoka:''' That's so mean.
--> '''Ange:''' Maybe you'll die next week?
--> '''Momoka:''' Maybe you're the worst, Princess.

*** Becomes [[FunnyAneurysmMoment somewhat less so]] when it appears again Episode 3.

-->'''Ange:''' Because if we did it your way, I can't have [[BrickJoke Cafe Ange]].

** Episode 6's Preview: Ange has totaly lost faith in previews, and she does not believe that [[spoiler: Momoka (her maid) is coming to her base]] in the next episode.

** Episode 9's Preview: Amidst all the gun fighting on a Laria Board Ange is constantly saying "Pero" at the end of her sentences. This is because [[spoiler: Ange was wearing a Perolina costume for a lot of episode 8.]] Ange also wonders if the staff even knew how to write a swimsuit episode with stuff like the pig racing going on, and if the staff was just making her say "Pero" for the heck of it, Pero.

** Episode 13's has Ange [[spoiler: complaining to Vivian that she stole her song. This was because Vivian was a DRAGON throughout the episode.]] Ange then asks for money for ''copyright infringement''.
** Episode 14's Preview: Ange and Tusk are stuck again as the only humans around, [[spoiler: Vivian is in her DRAGON form again]]. So Ange lays down some ground rules for Tusk.

** Episode 18's Preview has Salia commenting on how her last line was calling Ange a fat-ass and then [[spoiler: she shows up as a bad guy.]]

** Episode 23's Preview: Ange voicing out the same thing fans are voicing out on [[spoiler: Tusk's survival.]]

** Emma [[SpitTake spitting out her coffee/tea]] while in communication with her father. [[spoiler: Less funny when it turns out it's because she sees Ange wearing clothes that are ripped apart thanks to the trio of girls who are harassing her for the death of Zola.]]

** Rosalie's attempts to harass Ange [[spoiler: for the death of Zola]] which all end in failure.

* Episode 10: When Tusk [[spoiler: TRIES to pull a dynamic entry rescue on Ange he is able to steal her ring back from Julio and prevent Ange from being hanged. [[AccidentalPervert Yet he still ends up face first in her crotch.]]]]
** Ange beating up Tusk because Tusk commented that Ange's hair is beautiful. [[spoiler: ''[[OpenMouthInsertFoot In her crotch.]]'']] Tusk just can't win, can he. Even the Para-mail veers a bit thanks to the beating.
** After hearing about Ange's experience outside Hilda says she was attacked by 50 people and beat them all.[[spoiler: It was actually the four cops at the end of Episode 9. This act to save face is less funny when you remember that Hilda was going through a BSOD after reuniting with her Mother. Otherwise, she would have kicked their butts.]]
** Ange telling Hilda not to die because [[spoiler: the cell will stink if she dies.]] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Hilda certainly had a laugh]] at that.

** Jill knocking out [[spoiler: a mind controlled Emma.]]

** Vivian, [[spoiler: as a DRAGON]], causing Emma to faint.
** Vivian, [[spoiler: as a DRAGON]], trying to eat a pot of curry left in the cafeteria.
** And no, Vivian has no idea that she [[spoiler: is a DRAGON]] the whole time.

** [[spoiler:DRAGON]] Vivian's reactions to Tusk and Ange [[spoiler: kissing and about to get it on the bed.]]
** The fact that the only working building that has electricity [[spoiler: in Japan]] is a ''love hotel.''

** Tusk [[spoiler:ALMOST made it a whole episode alone with Ange without falling face first into her crotch.]]

** When Villkiss [[spoiler: explodes from the power of the Spacetime Convergence Cannon[[note]]Villkiss isn't fully repaired at this point as it's missing its left arm.[[/note]]]]:
--> '''Sala:''' Ange! [[spoiler: [[CaptainObvious You're falling, Ange!]]]]

** After four straight episodes [[spoiler: Ange finally snaps and throws Tusk off of a cliff for the "falling crotch gag". Sad thing is Ange fell on him this time.]]

** [[spoiler:Salia, [[CallingYourAttacks calling out the formation]] [[MagicalGirl Shining Rose Triangle.]] Both Ersha and Chris think it was pure {{Narm}} incarnate.]]
** Ange's reunion [[spoiler: with the Arzenel group. Particularly Hilda meeting Tusk for the first time after Ange was all over him in fear.]]
** In a bit of LampshadeHanging, Ange states to Sala that the next time [[spoiler: they continue [[FriendlyRivalry their competition]], it'd be in a karaoke competition]]... The very competition they had in chapter 16 of the official 4-koma manga, which itself is a parody of episode 16.
** What does Ange think of [[BigBad Embryo?]] [[spoiler: A creepy narcissist.]]
** Despite being enemies Ange [[spoiler:and Salia]] still bicker with Ange accusing the latter of sleeping with Embryo.
* In episode 18 [[spoiler: Why Ange rejects Jill's plan. Both heartwarming and funny]]
-->'''Ange:''' Because if we did it your way, [[spoiler:I can't have [[BrickJoke Cafe Ange]].]]

** Emma's [[spoiler: DrowningMySorrows moment.]]
** Vivian's hammy reaction when [[spoiler: Tusk initiate's "Plan B".]] What makes it funnier is [[http://i.imgur.com/7wJzq7k.jpg the gas mask she's wearing.]]
** Vivian declaring that she misses the horrible Norma food. While eating it in the most cheerful way possible. Followed by Maggy inspecting Vivian and finally finding out that [[spoiler: Maggy was the one who chopped off Vivian's tail and wings.]]
* Episode 20 has one in a mostly dark episode: [[spoiler: Ange and Salia still bickering with each other just like old times at Arzenal while [[MakeItLookLikeAStruggle Ange has Salia in a choke hold]].]]

** [[spoiler:Momoka showing how she survived getting shot by [[PocketProtector pulling a frying pan with a bullet in it]] [[VictoriasSecretCompartment out of her blouse]]. One ''entirely too large'' to fit in there.]]
** [[spoiler:Ersha]] dangling a white bra on the front of her paramail in place of a WhiteFlag.

** The entirety of Tusk's dialogue to Embryo [[spoiler: [[IBangedYourMom trolling him of the fact that Tusk finally went all the way with Ange]]. ]] But most definitely the line below. It's no wonder [[TheChessmaster Embryo]] completely lost it afterward.
--->'''Tusk:''' [[spoiler:[[UnusualEuphemism She accepted my everything, with the softest, deepest, warmest part of her!]]]]

** [[spoiler: Embryo casually sitting down at the back of Villkiss in its Flight Mode just like a classy {{Troll}}.]]

** [[spoiler: All of Hilda's expressions when Ange reunites with Tusk. It's [[http://i.imgur.com/FFEIANd.gifpretty small to see since the focus was on Ange and Tusk.]]]]
** [[spoiler: The cast's reaction in the credits when Lamia introduces Vivian to her FATHER.]]
** [[spoiler: How does Tusk swoop in to save Ange from Embryo? By picking her up from the ground while flying Villkiss upsidedown, and by the time Villkiss is flying right Tusk is face first... [[OverlyLongGag Guess where?]]]] Ange screaming and flailing about really sells it.
** Ange's speech of why [[spoiler: [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Embryo sucks]] has loads or ArsonMurderAndJaywalking in it.]]

-->'''Jill:''' What?

-->'''Ange:''' Because if we did it your way, [[spoiler:I can't have Cafe Ange.]]

-->'''Sala:''' I'm an important character, am I not?

-->'''Dub!Sala''': Am I even still central in this anime!?

** Ange and Hilda complaining about their "current accomodations".

*** During the night, she scared off the girls trying to woo him over. By ''eating what looked like a penis-shaped mushroom''. Tusk reactively held his crotch over the view out of fear (doubles as a CallBack to the previous episode).

** When Ange is issued her combat uniform, she declares [[TemptingFate she'd rather go naked than wear something so revealing]]. Salia calls her bluff and tosses her out of the locker room without her clothes. Cue Ange frantically scrambling back to put on the outfit.

** When Ange is issued her combat uniform, she declares [[TemptingFate she'd rather go naked than wear something so revealing]]. Salia calls her bluff and tosses her out of the locker room without her clothes. Cue Ange scrambling back and putting on the outfit.

* Episode 2: Ange slapping Zola so hard her (cybernetic) ''eye'' pops out.
** Becomes [[FunnyAneurysmMoment somewhat less so]] when it appears again Episode 3.

--> '''Salia:''' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Your ass is shaped like a pear!]]

** Salia's angry rant after Ange runs off to take down her brother is very funny and has to be heard to be believed.

--> '''Salia:''' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Your ass is shaped like a pear!'''

** The ''entire'' first half. Take your pick: the tennis game, the baseball 70s sound effects, the car race, the ''crane game'', ''all of it''.

** After a heartwarming moment, Ange asks if Vivian still has the mascots she's had in the previous episode. Vivian says yes but they smell like curry but still asks if Ange wants one. Ange's response?
--> '''Ange:''' No.
*** Actually she asks if its alright if they still smell like curry... [[FriendshipTrinket cause Ange has one on her paramail next episode]]

*** Actually she asks if its alright if they still smell like curry... [[FriendshipTrinket cause Ange has on on her paramail next episode]]

** The entirety of Tusk's dialogue to Embryo [[spoiler: [[IBangedYourMon trolling him of the fact that Tusk finally went all the way with Ange]]. ]] But most definitely the line below. It's no wonder [[TheChessmaster Embryo]] completely lost it afterward.

** The entirety of Tusk's dialogue to Embryo [[spoiler: trolling him of the fact that Tusk finally went all the way with Ange.]] But most definitely the line below. It's no wonder [[TheChessmaster Embryo]] completely lost it afterward.

*** During the night, she scared off the girls trying to woo him over. By ''eating what looked like a penis-shaped grill''. Tusk reactively held his crotch over the view out of fear (doubles as a CallBack to the previous episode).