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* Jester gets some help from Artagan by casting Gate and physically yanking him out into the world. Artagan tries to play it off... and then sees the three Kaiju about to tear into eachother in the middle of Blumenthal.
-->'''Artagan:''' Don't worry Jester, I've got y- ohhh, what have you brought me into?!\\
'''Jester:''' ''(thumbs up)''\\
'''Artagan:''' ''Really?!''
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* Caleb, seeing the monster laying waste to Blumenthal, transforms into Gelidon, the Nightmare in Ivory, and lets out a massive, Godzilla-esque screech. Luc immediately shouts "Guys, I think I just heard my mom!"
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-->'''Caleb:''' My total is-- shite.\\
'''Caduceus:''' [[SquishyWizard Yes, we know.]]

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-->'''Caleb:''' -->'''Liam:''' My total is-- shite.\\
'''Caduceus:''' '''Taliesin:''' [[SquishyWizard Yes, we know.]]

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* Caduceus casts Mass Heal, and the Nein try to figure out how to best distribute the 700 HP that's about to give them.
-->'''Caleb:''' My total is-- shite.\\
'''Caduceus:''' [[SquishyWizard Yes, we know.]]



* Caduceus casts Mass Heal, and the Nein try to figure out how to best distribute the 700 HP that's about to give them.
-->'''Caleb:''' My total is-- shite.\\
'''Caduceus:''' [[SquishyWizard Yes, we know.]]
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* Liam is ''appalled'' that Matt would unleash a {{Kaiju}} on his hometown.
-->'''Liam:''' It's got the word "flower" in the name!\\

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* Liam is ''appalled'' that Matt would unleash a {{Kaiju}} on his Caleb's hometown.
-->'''Liam:''' It's got the word "flower" in the name!\\name![[note]]"Blumenthal" roughly translates to "Flower Valley."[[/note]]\\
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* Liam is ''appalled'' that Matt would unleash a {{Kaiju}} on his hometown.
-->'''Liam:''' It's got the word "flower" in the name!\\
'''Matt:''' I know! It's a ''beautiful'' flower. For now.

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* As the Nein realize that Trent isn't actually in the house, Luc casts See Invisibility. Matt describes that, while the Trent illusion remains, Luc does see a second Trent hiding behind a nearby tree "like a little creep" and immediately shouts that there's a weird looking guy on the west side of the house.

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* As the Nein realize that Trent isn't actually in the house, Luc casts See Invisibility. Matt describes that, while the Trent illusion remains, Luc does see a second Trent hiding behind a nearby tree "like a little creep" and creep." He immediately shouts that there's a weird looking guy on the west side of the house.


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** Jester, using Luc's directions, runs to the tree, kicks some dust around to find where Trent is, then casts Antimagic Field. Trent immediately becomes visible, and Matt describes a frail, creepy old man crouching behind a tree and cackling to himself, before turning around to see Jester standing ''[[FailedASpotCheck right next to him]].''
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* Caduceus casts Mass Heal, and the Nein try to figure out how to best distribute the 700 HP that's about to give them.
-->'''Caleb:''' My total is-- shite.\\
'''Caduceus:''' [[SquishyWizard Yes, we know.]]
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** Luc then uses his bonus action to hide... While riding Caleb-2, who is Polymorphed into a T-rex.
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* As the Nein realize that Trent isn't actually in the house, Luc casts See Invisibility. Matt describes that, while the Trent illusion remains, Luc does see a second Trent hiding behind a nearby tree "like a little creep" and immediately shouts that there's a weird looking guy on the west side of the house.
-->'''Luc:''' Just like the rest of you, I also hate old people.
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* As the others are following Caleb inside the house or flanking the building, Caleb-2, Luc and Caduceus are left out front.
-->'''Luc:''' [[EmbarrassingNickname Uncle Deuce]], are you going in?\\
'''Caduceus:''' ...Wow, I'd forgotten about ''that''. It's been a stressful day. I think we're just going to sit right here. Watch through the window, and not hide.\\
'''Luc:''' I mean, that's cool. I-I would have gone in if... Y'know, I could go in, if--\\
'''Caduceus:''' Sit down.\\
'''Luc:''' Okay, thanks.
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** Caleb-2 joins the rest of the Nein for breakfast the next morning. Beau is not impressed.
--->'''Beau:''' Twice as insufferable.\\
'''Both Calebs:''' Did you know I have Keen Mind?\\
'''Beau:''' ''(irritated)'' Okay!

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** For those ''not'' boning in the tower:
--->'''Luc:''' I sleep soundly, because the sounds of sex coming from the next room... it's just like home!\\
'''Caduceus:''' I pray to the Wildmother for earplugs at this point.

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** For those ''not'' boning in the tower:
--->'''Luc:''' I sleep soundly,
tower the experiences vary: Luc sleeps soundly because the sounds of sex coming from the next room... it's room over is just like home!\\
'''Caduceus:''' I pray
home (cue disgusted groans from the audience). Meanwhile, Caduceus prays to the Wildmother for earplugs at this point.earplugs.
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** A FunnyBackgroundEvent for this scene: While Beau and Caleb are talking, Taliesin leans over to whisper something in Laura's ear, only for one of the horns of her Jester cosplay to poke him in the eye.

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** A FunnyBackgroundEvent for this scene: While Beau and Caleb are talking, Taliesin leans over to whisper something in Laura's ear, only for one of the horns of her Jester cosplay to poke him directly in the eye.



** For those ''not'' having sex in the tower:

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** For those ''not'' having sex boning in the tower:
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** For those ''not'' having sex in the tower:
--->'''Luc:''' I sleep soundly, because the sounds of sex coming from the next room... it's just like home!\\
'''Caduceus:''' I pray to the Wildmother for earplugs at this point.

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--->'''Jester:''' There's a lot of boning happening in this tower, okay?!

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--->'''Jester:''' There's a lot of boning happening in this tower, okay?!okay?!\\
'''Liam:''' No-one more competitive than Laura Bailey!
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** When Matt asks how the group spends the night in Caleb's tower, Yasha states that she and Beau are going to go at it like it's their last night on Exandria. Jester immediately shouts that she and Fjord are gonna do the same thing.
--->'''Jester:''' There's a lot of boning happening in this tower, okay?!
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** The two Calebs then begin divvying up their components, which they do by simultaneously [[RunningGag counting very slowly]].
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* Caleb, at level 20, can cast Wish, which he uses to instantly cast Simulacrum and create a duplicate of himself. Like with Pumat, things get weird with two Calebs.
-->'''Caleb:''' ''(to Luc)'' I told you that I will have eyes on you, and I will.\\
'''Caleb-2:''' Ja, I will.\\
'''Caleb:''' Ja, he will.
** As soon as Caleb-2 appears, Travis immediately says [[TwinThreesomeFantasy "Hot"]].
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* Sam sneezes again, and Ashley yells "Stop it!"... and so does the ''entire audience.''
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* The Nein get increasingly more annoyed with Trent covering the entire place in Magic Mouths, clearly loving the idea of Caleb having to listen to his voice.
-->'''Jester:''' Speaking of tugging it!
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* Using Mage Hand, Luc grabs onto the handle of a drawer and gives it a tug. [[HehHehYouSaidX The audience immediately starts snickering.]]
-->'''Luc:''' I'm a teenager, I know how to tug it!\\
'''Caleb:''' I was there. I'm sure you've had that talk with your father. I'm the uncle, I do not need to have that one.\\
'''Luc:''' They're ''very'' sex-positive.\\
'''Caleb:''' ''We know.''
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* Aggy immediately shows himself to be worse than ''Veth'' when it comes to StickyFingers -- he barges right into the heavily trapped storage room, setting off multiple glyphs on the way, and headbutts the first lockbox he sees.
-->'''Caduceus:''' See, Luc, this is what we call a learning experience right here. This is just... Pay attention, it's a cautionary tale. Take notes.\\
'''Luc:''' I'm young, but I'm not ''stupid!''
** Caduceus ends up being entirely right of course, as Aggy's headbutt sets off a ''Disintegrate trap'', instantly reducing him to fine ash and putting him up there with Spurt as Critical Role's shortest lived guest character.
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* Aggy's reaction to [[LittleBitBeastly Caduceus]].
-->'''Aggy:''' I am sorry if this is offensive, but are you a horse?
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** Aggy then immediately tries to offer Luc alcohol, before Caleb loudly shouts "Nein, nein!" and stops him. Aggy then offers it to Caleb, who takes a swig... and spits it out immediately.
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* When Aggy spots Luc, he asks "What kind of creche[[note]]daycare[[/note]] is this?" before realizing he's at a table with a bunch of Americans who don't know what that word means.
-->'''Luc:''' Hey! Don't insult me then explain it to me!
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** The Mighty Nein try to see what Luc's capabilities are. Yasha tells him to take a swing at her, only for her to catch his fist without even looking. Beau then encourages him to hit her with a spell, so Luc starts to draw the runes on his arm for Caleb's Produce Flame in a clear attempt to look more impressive (Produce Flame is a cantrip and doesn't have a material component) and throws it at Beau... only for Caleb to immediately Counterspell it and put him in a spherical Wall of Force.

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** The Mighty Nein try to see what Luc's capabilities are. Yasha tells him to take a swing at her, only for her to catch but she catches his fist without even looking. Beau then encourages him to hit her with a spell, so Luc starts to draw the runes on his arm for Caleb's Produce Flame in a clear attempt to look more impressive (Produce Flame is a cantrip and doesn't have a material component) and throws it at Beau... only for Caleb to immediately Counterspell it and put him in a spherical Wall of Force.
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** The Mighty Nein try to see what Luc's capabilities are. Yasha tells him to take a swing at her, only for her to catch his fist without even looking. Beau then encourages him to hit her with a spell, so Luc starts to draw the runes on his arm for Caleb's Produce Flame in a clear attempt to look more impressive (Produce Flame is a cantrip and doesn't have a material component) and throws it at Beau... only for Caleb to immediately Counterspell it and put him in a spherical Wall of Force.
--->'''Caleb:''' You are GROUNDED!
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* Caleb's reaction to Luc having jumped through the teleportation circle after him is to pop a vein in his forehead and produce a flame in his hands.
-->'''Caleb:''' Oh my ''gods'', your mother is going to KILL ME, and I don't mean that figuratively, she could ''kill me in my sleep!'' What are you DOING here, Luc?!
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* When Veth objects to coming along because she has to keep the children safe, Jester offers to let the kids stay with her mother, to which Veth replies that she's not sure if her insurance covers sending children to a whore house.

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