History Funny / CrashThompson

---> '''[[Music/{{Radiohead}} Thom Yorke]]:''' Existentialism, ''(random mumbling)''

-->'''Crash''': This was the year of ''Music/{{Nevermind}}'', ''Music/{{Ten|PearlJamAlbum}}'', ''Music/AchtungBaby'', ''Music/TupacalypseNow'', ''Music/{{Loveless}}'', and of course... '''''[[Music/TheWiggles THE WIIIGGLLLLLLESSSSS!!!!]]'''''

** Crash’s annoyance that 30 Seconds To Mars made him bring back his old Imagine Dragon RunningGag

*** He also refers to the album as "[[TotemPoleTrench three kids in a black trench coat trying to sneak into Goth Night]]."

** His amusement over the band Waterparks trying to make a "dark and edgy" album when "[they’re] literally called "water parks", complete with fun and colourful b-roll of water parks asking who could consider those "dark and edgy" before [[CrossesTheLineTwice abruptly getting cut off by a news article about]] [[BodyHorror a boy getting decapitated on a water slide.]]

** His amusement over the band Waterparks trying to make a "dark and edgy" album when "[they’re] literally called "water parks", complete with fun and colourful b-roll of waterparks asking who could consider water parks "dark and edgy" before [CrossesTheLineTwice abruptly getting cut off by a news article about a boy getting decapitated on a water slide.]

** Crash says that Morgan Wallen’s ''One Thing At A Time'' is so overly long that it goes past the point of being simply ''flabby'', it’s a morbidly obese album.

* "Bad Album Covers Vol. 1": In a hilarious {{call back}} to his [[{{Music/Nickelback}} No Fixed Address]]'' review, his reaction to a ''porn album'' and the... ''umm...'' '''''[[{{Squick}} various song titles]]''''' on it:

'''Crash:''' ''(even '''more''' disgustedly)'' '''''AUUGGHHHHHHHHH!!''''''' ''[[NoJustNoReaction Nope!]]''\\

* "Bad Album Covers Vol. 1": In a hilarious {{call back}} to his [[{{Music/Nickelback}} No Fixed Address]]'' review, his reaction to a ''porn album'' and the... ''umm... '''[[{{Squick}} various song titles]]''''' on it:

* During the ''Music/{{Raditude}}'' segment of ''The Rise and Fall of Music/{{Weezer}}", he is relieved to have gotten a good track out of the album in the form of "Love Is The Answer", and is intrigued to hear what comes next. Cue the title reveal that the next track is the second to be produced by [[JumpingTheShark Jermaine Dupri]], followed by a close-up of Crash screaming and [[DrivenToSuicide putting a gun to his head.]] Followed by another gun. [[SerialEscalation Then a third hand holding another gun.]]
** Also the entire section on "Can't Stop Partying" (which Crash considers to be the worst Weezer song of all time), especially the "pimp cup" chant.
** After hearing that there's an acoustic version of "Can't Stop Partying", he hammily proclaims that there will be a revolution after hearing it... [[BaitAndSwitch and after hearing the song, he despondently and genuinely calls it the superior version]]. A long beat follows, [[MoodSwinger and then Crash suddenly flips the switch]].
--> '''''[[RageBreakingPoint SO WHY ISN'T THIS VERSION ON THE ALBUM?!?!?!?! RRRRRAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!]]''''' ''(stands up and violently overturns futon)'' This album is a five-course meal of '''DICK!!!'''
* From the ''Music/{{Hurley}}'' segment, Crash's WTF reaction to the lyrics of "Where's my Sex"?
* His review of ''[[{{Music/Nickelback}} No Fixed Address]].'' [[https://youtu.be/xRfrjEei4uU?t=10m8s All of it.]]
-->'''Crash''': ....[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere nope!]] ''(blows up album cover)'' 1/5, because ''FUCK'' Nickelback!
* Both the accidental and eventually intentional references to [[{{WebVideo/ProJared}} d'yucks]] in the review of Music/{{Radiohead}}'s ''Music/AMoonShapedPool''.

* In "BAD ALBUM COVERS, VOL. 5," Crash is disgusted by the album cover of ''My Turn to Eat'' by Big Kuntry King, which depicts Big Kuntry King about to take a bite out of a sandwich filled with a stack of paper money. Crash explains to the audience that his disgust comes from a few facts he lists out: it's estimated that 94% of paper money contains fecal matter in it, a majority of it contains traces of cocaine from drug trafficking, and in most countries, paper money can carry live viruses that usually die in 18-24 hours on other surfaces for '''up to three weeks''' (which Crash then states that in the age of the COVID-19 pandemic, trying to consume paper money is practically a suicide attempt). While explaining this, Crash brings back the [[CallBack pimp cup]] yet again:
---> [[FanNickname Cash Thompson]]: '''''MONEY IS COVERED IN COCAINE AND SHIT AND THAT'S WHY I WORSHIP IT!!!''''' ''(hyperactive motorboat noises while the word "CAPITALISM" appears in giant letters above him)''

* In the "BAD ALBUM COVERS, VOL. 6", the entirety of the video is in a weird resolution where there are noticeable [[{{Letterbox}} letterboxes]] on the top and bottom. Throughout the video, it may seem like this is just an editing error that Crash made...[[spoiler: until the final album cover discussed in the video is revealed to be Creator/CoreyFeldman's ''Music/AngelicToTheCore'', to which Crash points out the distracting letterboxes in the artwork and how uncomfortable it makes him (even for the low standards of the artwork to begin with). Cue the video stretching out to a proper 1920x1080 resolution.]]

''(cut to a picture of Crash's logo in a straitjacket)''\\

** Crash illustrates his disapproval of Music/ArcticMonkeys’ ShockingSwerve into a more serious tone with ''The Car'' by comparing it to the "Loss" strip from Webcomic/CtrlAltDel, complete with a photoshopped version of the strip with [[Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy Ron Burgundy]] and a car.

* Scaring the hoes in his ''[[Music/{{Jpegmafia}} Scaring The Hoes]]'' review. Clad in naught but his underwear, a jockstrap and sunglasses, Crash unleashes a minute of insanity that includes:

** His entire comment on High On Fire's ''Electric Messiah'' is "Yeah, Lemmy would've been proud."

--->'''Crash''': MENSTRUATION! MENSTRUATION! '''''MENSTRUATION!''''' MENSIES! YOUR PERIOD! AUNT FLO! CRIMSON TIDE! [[Series/GameOfThrones THE RED WEDDING!]] SHARK WEEK! ''CHUNKY BLOOD WHAT FLOWS OUT THE PUSSY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--''\\

* Crash's review of ''[[Music/LinkinPark One More Light]]''. When a review starts with him shouting "Jesus Fucking Christ!" you know it's gonna be good.